Author's Note

Here’s a new chapter! Sorry I took so long. Enjoy!😁

Entry three: Making Progress

As soon as I walked out the door, I came face to face with Lex Luthor. I smirked and looked at him. “Hello Lex, what brings you to Griffin Rock?” I asked. I got no response and instead he punched me in the face, only to bring his hand back from pain. “Yeah, metal endoskeleton.” I said then knocked on my head. “Not the best thing for a human hand to hit.” I continued.

“YOU SENT A MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH INTO MY DREAMS YOU CRAZY BASTARD!” He yelled.

“Shhh! Not so loud! It’s a small quiet town, and I’d like to keep things that way.” I told him. “Besides, you and Grodd marooned us on a prehistoric island.”

At this point he started losing it. “So you send that thing after me to get even?!” He exclaimed.

“No, that was just to let you know that no matter where you are, no matter what you do, I’ll still be able to find you and kick your ass.” I said with an evil grin. “But since it’s clear you want to be rid of me…” I began before giving him two photographs, one of Alduin, and another of a lusty dragon maid. “All you have to do is retrieve these creatures from a planet far from here.” I said.

“And why can’t you do this yourself?” Lex asked.

“Because I can’t get involved with the world because I made it, based on a few video games from my world.” I explained then gave him a VR headset. “All you have to do is play the game.” I said.

“I thought you said this was a world, far from here?” He said.

“It’s both a world far away, and a game, all you need to do is make an avatar and play the game. But you can’t just do whatever you want, there are a few rules, but I’m sure you can figure things out.” I told him.

“But how can it both be a game and a real world?” Lex asked.

“Two words, Deca-Dence.” I said.

“I still don’t understand.” He said.

“Ugh, just come inside, I’ll show you.” I said opening the door and dragging him in.

—Every Episode of Deca-Dence Later—

“Ok I think I understand now, you made a world and you have a place on that world that creates avatars and anyone who plays the game thinks it’s just a game?” Lex asked.

“More or less, but I still need a beta tester, and since I’m sure that you’d do pretty much anything to get me to leave you alone, you’re going to volunteer and get me what I want.” I said.

Lex didn’t respond and just gave me that creepy smirk of his.

“Come, I’m going out to get groceries, and I don’t trust you to be in my house without a chaperone.” I said with a chuckle.

He growled a bit and followed me. Right after I left the front yard and stood on the sidewalk, I froze. “I’ll be right back.” I told him. I opened a time door and found myself in front of Baron Zemo.

It seemed he was about to set up his explosives. He looked at me in confusion then pulled out a gun. He shot me in the head but it didn’t do anything but send a bit of flesh to go flying. I used my magic to call the flesh back then grabbed his face and lifted him up.

“The king does not die today.” I told him before I crushed his skull by squeezing his face.

I opened a time door and walked through and found myself somewhere familiar. I sensed something falling and I held out my arms to catch it. What fell into my arms surprised me, it was Natasha Romanof, Black Widow and she was unconscious. I left a dead clone in her place and took her through a time door.

I had arrived right after the avengers got back from time traveling and began constructing their infinity gauntlet. They all looked at me and I put her down. “I’ll be back.” I said then went into another time door.

I then began using time doors to kill everyone responsible for Mysterio. Then I opened a time door and found myself in the endgame battle, right before Thanos was about to snap his fingers. Then when he did, he got confused then looked at the gauntlet and noticed the stones weren’t there. Only to find Tony took them.

“And I am Iron Man.” He said. But I used my magic to take the stones from him. I made a gauntlet of my own and put the stones into it.

Thanos looked at me. “Who are you?” He asked.

I smiled. I transformed to my robot mode and looked down at him. “I AM SOUNDBLASTER. AND I AM INEVITABLE.” I said to him in my robot voice. I then snapped my fingers and made him and his army disappear.

“Why did you stop me?” Asked Tony.

I changed back to my human form and took off my visor so he could see my eyes. “Because the world needs Iron man. And you’re not done yet.” I said. I removed the infinity stones and gave them to him as my gauntlet dissipated. “Return them, and if Steve goes alone and doesn’t come back, I’m going to make you wish these stones killed you, cuz they would have, had I not intervened, so I suggest you do what I say.” I told him, giving him a few soft slaps on the face.

I put my visor on and opened a time door back to where I started and showed up behind Lex. “Where did you go?” He asked.

“Just tying up a few loose ends, nothing you need to worry your bald little head about.” I said, rubbing his head.

I brought him to the docks and stood there for a bit. “Ok, get me what I want and I’ll leave you alone, you won’t be able to bring them back with you, so you’ll have to make a teleporter or spacecraft in order to bring them here, Unfortunately it won’t be easy because the world is still in the early stages of civilization, but I’m sure you’ll be able to manage. So good luck.” I said, then sent him home. He grumbled as he left but I didn’t pay him any mind.

I left the docks and headed off to get groceries. I walked into the grocery store and got what I needed. After I came out I decided to give Ultron a call. “Hey Ultron, I need you to do a scan of this universe and find out if World Zi is here anywhere.” I said.

“I’ll see what I can find.” Ultron told me.

“Thanks, can you hand me over to Rufus?” I asked.

I heard a snicker then heard an exchange and I heard Weller. “Yes?” He answered.

“Has Airachnid been given the new symbol?” I asked.

“Yes, she’s been given a new symbol, anything else you want?” He asked.

“Not now, just help Ultron for now.” I said.

“I’ll see what I can do.” He said and ended the call.

I made my way back to the house and walked in. I made my way into the kitchen and put away the groceries. After I finished with the groceries I headed down to the basement. I walked over to the vault door and opened it then walked through it. I transformed to vehicle mode and flew up to the lab and changed to robot mode.

Airachnid was still restrained when I arrived. “Airachnid, are you ready to obtain your earth vehicle mode?” I asked her.

“Yes master Soundblaster.” She said with her seductive smile.

“Master?” I said while tilting my head. “Alright, come with me.” I released her from her restraints and brought her to a helicopter.

She scanned the helicopter and changed to her new Stealth RAH-66 Comanche form.

I changed into my human form and went over to a table. I took off my clothes and laid them neatly on the table, I removed my visor and put it on the table as well. I then walked over to another table and took a scalpel and began cutting the flesh from my body.

Once I was finished, I put it all on the table and brought out a sample of machine-phase matter and applied it to the flesh. The flesh began changing and glowing red as it continued to change.

Airachnid transformed and came up behind me. “What are you up to?” She asked.

“Working on making Machine-phase matter, it restructures and rebuilds human tissue on a cellular level for maximum combat utility, at least if I can get it right. I’m trying to add in some CyberNucleic acid, so it has a few more functions.” I explained as I examined the reaction in the experiment.

“Interesting.” She said with a small giggle.

As I watched the flesh change, I began working on some plans for an upgrade for later.

I looked at my flesh and saw it was ready. I went over and placed my hand on what used to be flesh, instantly the machine-phase matter began covering my endoskeleton, once it was all on it began looking like my normal skin. I went over to my clothes and put them on, then put on my visor.

“Not bad.” I said to myself. “Hey Ultron! You find anything?” I asked.

“I’ve searched everywhere, World Zi doesn’t exist here.” He told me.

“That’s a shame.” I said, looking down then looking back to Ultron. “I suppose we’ll have to hope for there to be some displaced out there that ended up on an Equestria or CHS with Zoids, until then….. We’ll have to wait a bit.” I said then began walking over to the edge. I jumped off and changed to my Reaper drone mode and flew down to the vault door exit.

I changed to my human form and Airachnid landed behind me in her alt mode then transformed. “Come with me, Airachnid.” I said.

I opened the door and I led her upstairs and brought her to her new room. “Here, go nuts.” I said then left her alone.

I made my way down to the living room and sat on the couch, A few minutes later I was joined by Lilith, my dragon hybrid. “Hey girl.” I said as she got on the couch and laid down, taking up most of the couch. I began petting her as I watched TV.

—Later—

After watching a bit of TV, I decided to get rid of my tardis so I sent it into the void, so it would implode and get ripped apart.

Once that was finished I looked up into the beautiful afternoon sky and just looked at the passing clouds. “Hmm….. now what?” I said, resting my hands on my hips.

I went inside and sat on the couch. Then I had a great idea. I took out my phone and began looking at stealth aircrafts, then the F-117 Nighthawk caught my eye. “Hmmm… that looks cool.” I muttered. I thought it over and bought one and had it sent to an aircraft hangar I bought at the Griffin Rock airfield. “Glad I have a lot of money saved up thanks to being Hannah’s assistant.” I said.

I checked when it would be delivered and it made an estimate for 14 days. ‘Pretty good delivery time’ I thought to myself. “Well that took up like two minutes of my time, now what?” I asked myself.

I then thought of something hilarious. “Oh ho ho ho! Now that is something I need to build!” I said then ran down to the lab.

—Later: 12:00 midnight, Location: Mayor Luskey’s house—

After everyone on the island had gone to sleep, I went over to the front lawn, carrying a large footlocker. I opened the footlocker and pulled out my latest creation, a toilet paper launching minigun. I hit a button inside the footlocker and a stationary mount raised up, I put the TP minigun on the mount and began firing.

Instantly the minigun began rotating and firing roll upon roll of toilet paper onto the mayor’s house. As soon as they began covering his house I started laughing like a maniac. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!” I laughed. ‘Oh this is just too perfect!’ I thought to myself.

As soon as the house was completely mummified with toilet paper I packed up everything and went home.

As soon as I got home, I sat on the couch and began laughing my ass off. “Oh man! That was fun! I haven’t had that much fun in forever! I’m glad I can still dish out pranks.” I said to myself.

Then I got a strange vibe, then a voice whispered into my head. A chill went down my spine, which shouldn’t have been possible. So I did as the voice asked and opened a small portal somewhere in Quohog from Family guy and reached my arm in and pulled out a syringe filled with a strange liquid.

I went down to the lab and went over to Ultron and handed it to him. “Have this analyzed, then make more, this must be figured out, tested and mass produced.” I said.

“What’s in it?” Ultron asked.

“Hope.” I said.

“Hope for what?” Asked Dr. Weller as he came over to join us.

“Hope for the future. That is the cure for cancer.” I said, pointing at the syringe in Ultron’s hands.

“Is it really?” Dr. Weller asked.

“It better be, the author scared the shit out of me and told me to get it and save it for later.” I told them.

“I’ll get working on it immediately!” Ultron told me.

“Good! I don’t know what the author has planned, but if he thinks this is important, I won’t question it.” I said. “I’m going back upstairs, let me know when you have it ready.” I said.

“Sure thing!” Ultron replied.

I went to the cybetron relic room and grabbed the forge of solus prime.

“What are you going to do with that?” Asked Dr. Weller.

“I’m not sure Rufus, but I have a feeling I’ll need it sometime later.” I told him.

“Rufus?!” He exclaimed.

“The author is getting a bit tired of calling you Dr. Weller, so from now on he’s going to be labeling you as Rufus, since it’s your first name.” I explained.

“I’m never going to understand you.” Rufus said as I walked past him.

“Nope!” I said with a chuckle then went back up to the living room. On the couch were my minicons, Buzzsaw, Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, and Frenzy. I put the hammer down and walked over to them.

I transformed into robot mode and looked at them. “All of you, Return.” I ordered. They all transformed and attached themselves to where they belonged. I used one of my tentacles below my chest and grabbed the tv remote and used the other tentacle to turn the TV on and I began flipping through channels.

Eventually I found something I liked and stuck with it. I looked over and grabbed the hammer and put it on my back. ‘That should be safe for now.’ I thought to myself.

I sat down cross legged and continued to watch the TV.