The Great and Unhinged Duo

by The Hidden Pony

Act V

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"Hey Big Mac do you have a 4 or a 1?"

"Nope!"

"Nor do I. I guess we'll have to count how much we have in our hands. Let's see I have 1-2-3.......I have 9, what do you have?"

"0"

"What?"

"I have double blanks and since you have 9 that means I win again."

"REALLY?!"

"Eeyup!"

"OH COME ON!!"

Spike threw the rest of his dominos on the ground furiously. They've been been playing dominos since they got trapped in this alternate dimension last week. Each time Big Mac somehow always kept winning every time. At this point Spike decided that he was going to take a nap in the bedroom that weirdly enough seemed pretty normal in a dimension like this. Suddenly a bright light appeared blinding both Big Mac and Spike, but still allowed them to hear some pony screaming.

"Wh-What's going on?! Who's screaming?"

"I don't know but I suggest you move out the way before she crashes into you!"

"Huh? Why-"

"WOAHHHHHH!!!!"

Before Spike could ask Big Mac what in Equestria he was talking about, he went face first onto the door that led to the bedroom he was about to go to. The last thing he remembered before blacking out was something pink that was covering his face and Big Mac asking if he and the mare were alright.

After being unconscious for less than 30 seconds, Spike felt his body being pulled up to the air and onto a soft bed. He then struggled to open his eyes and saw a mare with a mix of blue and purple hair.

"St-Starlight? Is that you?!"

"Yeah it's me Spike!"

"Oh it's great that you're here Starlight. Big Mac and I could really use your help right now."

"Help with what exactly?"

Unfortunately Spike was so exhausted after what happened earlier that he passed out on the bed before he could answer Starlight's question.

"Sweet dreams Spike." Starlight sighed as she turned off the light and closed the door behind her.

.......

"Ew.....I find these comic books to be very obscene!"

Celestia was reading one of Spike's super hero comic books that was on Twilight's desk. The comic book that Celestia was reading was called Power Ponies Volume 1. She was at the part where the power ponies camouflaged themselves in sewer water so that they could sneak into Mane-iac's lair. Honestly she found the entire scene to be disgusting.

"I don't understand how Spike could possibly find these books enjoyable!"

"Your majesty something has happened in Equestria!!!"

Celestia then closed the book and looked back at her guard with her royal princess face.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"Well you see your majesty the sky.....I-I think it would be better if I show you...."

Celestia was a little taken a back with how ominous her guard was sounding, but agreed to the guard's suggestion.

"Okay then. Show me what's going on outside."

When Celestia stepped out the castle she noticed that it was night time already which was odd since Luna usually raised the moon later on.

"Did Luna stormed out of the castle just to raise the moon early? Something doesn't add up..........Guards, have any of you seen Luna ever since she left the castle?"

"No, we haven't. The last time we saw her she said she was going to find the pony with the evil magic."

Celestia then thinking on what to do finally decides on a decision.

"I want all of you to search up and down to find my sister. I don't only want you to look in Ponyville either I want you to search the entirety of Equestria!"

"But Princess it would take months to find Luna in all of Equestria!"

"THIS IS NOT A CHOICE, IT'S A ORDER!!! NOW DO AS I SAY OR I'LL BANISH ALL OF YOU TO THE MOON!!!"

It was dead silent. No pony of the guards speaked at all for at least 5 minutes before one of the guards stood up.

"Princess with all due respect, this is absolutely insane. There's no way we'd be able to look for Luna all over Equestria. We need to take this one step at a time, we can't just be roaming around ponyvilles like mindless zombies. I'm sorry but this action is very foolish."

"So you say my action is foolish? Ok well I say back talking to me instead of following an order is foolish."

"Well I-AHHHHHHHHHH!"

The guard screamed in pain as his body was covered in Celestia's magical and painful magic. His body was then lifted up even higher in the air.

"WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!!!"

She ignored the pleads of the guard and continued levitating him up in the air and then launched him right onto the moon. His face shown fear and sadness on the moon. All the other guards stand there in dead silence again, but this time Celestia is the one that breaks the silence.

"Anyone else want to join him?"

No pony responded.

"I SAID DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO JOIN HIM?!!!!!"

"N-No ma'am......"

"Good choice now get to work!!"

This time no guard rebelled and they all left the castle and start the search for Princess Luna.

"I will not lose you again Luna, never again........."