I am Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?

As the crew of the Black Pearl carries the gifts onboard and down into the hold, Barbossa and Bootstrap set their gifts beside the captain's door when it opens and Jack steps out, closing his door behind him and puts his hat onto his head saying, "How close are we to be getting underway?"

Gibbs smiles and calls forth, "Just about there cap'n, the last of them are being taken below now. Where might we be heading now sir?"

Jack turns and heads up the stairs to the wheel and gestures for him to come to him saying, "Barbossa, Gibbs, come up here both of you for a quick word before heading back where we came from."

Barbossa makes his way up the left side of the stairs as Gibbs follows him and says, "Aye Jack, what might ye be needin' from me?"

He then leans forward a bit and lowers his voice saying, "I once heard a voice speak to me about a grand reward if we fulfil a request for them, however, it shall become a curse if we should fail." He then looks to Barbossa and says, "I know you want to be captain of your own ship Hector, I promise to help your dream to come true one day if you follow my orders...for now. I have been planning and improvising to realize said beings' request of me almost from the first day we got here on the Black Pearl. My question to you is, will you and Gibbs assist me and convince the crew to commit to the plan when the time calls for it, no matter what needs to be done?"

Gibbs nods his head quickly and says, "Aye Jack, but what be ye talkin' bout?"

The former first mate crosses his arms in thought and nods his head curiously saying, "I thought ya might be thinking something up with what ya said earlier, I be curious to hear this plan of yourn a bit further in detail if you would."

Jack then nods and says, "Aye, but not when my wife is here among us with our daughter, savvy? What I can tell you now is that when she returns to Canterlot today sometime for a week or a month I don't know, but she will come back for a good two or three years. After that, she will go back to the capital of Equestria to stay for a few months at a time and come visit us with Summer for a month or two, and repeat the same pattern again."

Barbossa is quite intrigued by how Jack manages to keep his wife from learning the truth saying, "Yer a curious man, Captain Sparrow, but Aye. What be our orders in the meantime?"

The Captain smirks and looks at Gibbs then says in his normal voice, "We are to act like privateer merchants to take cargo back and forth from port to port, meanwhile hauling a little gold from Portuga to Equestria to encourage peaceful relations between them even though it is a pirate port I helped build with Celestia and Grandmama, who I have since parted ways with once again." He then hears the cabin door open and heads to the wheel saying, "That is the current plan gents, prepare to open up the sails. We head to pay another visit to the Storm King's Realm to 'rain on his parade' so-to-speak, savvy?"

Gibbs chuckles and smiles saying, "We be doin' that again cap'n, aye that was lots of fun."

Barbossa follows Gibbs and asks, "What's he mean by that, what we be doin'?"

He smiles and looks at him and says, "I'll fill you in, we need to prepare wadding for the 'presents' we will be firing at them."

Celestia yawns while watching the crew take the last few wedding gifts down into the hold and makes her way up the stairs asking, "Well, husband, shall we get started on checking our gifts?"

Jack smiles and looks at Barbossa saying, "Barbossa, man the helm and prepare to take us south when the sails are full."

He looks at the captain and nods his head saying, "Aye Captain Sparrow." then heads towards the wheel while chuckling at what Jack intends to do to the Storm King's Realm.

Jack and Celestia look through everything they got, some of which are a large globe with a golden arm holding it with a rod through the top of the planet, a large gold and silver telescope, a long red feather with a golden center to use as a quill, a large golden cage, and quite a few books. Jack looks around a bit more at the items and finds a couple of golden lockets shaped like a sun with a silver ship sailing towards a silver sun off to the side, accidentally pressing a release that opens the top of the locket with a space for a small image to go. He looks at the main part of the locket and sees that it is a music box, making him look for the mechanism to wind it.

Celestia is looking at a book written by Star Swirl the Bearded when she starts to hear a familiar tune play from somewhere, turning to see Jack holding a couple of lockets with one of them open as he looks at it curiously. She puts the book down and says, "That song...they played that during the end of the reception. Does it have some important meaning to them?"

He smiles softly as he understands why Calypso gave them the lockets and looks at her saying, "Aye, it is very dear to them because it shows how devoted he was to her before he cut out his heart and hid it from the world. Calypso gave these to us to remind us to always stay true to each other and never forget our bond. Should we ever forget or lose sight of it, all we need is to be with each other or listen to this song and we will remember what is most important to us both." he then holds one out to her as the song continues to play, saying, "No matter what fate lies ahead of us dear, just know that I will always keep you in my heart and mind."

She takes the locket from him saying with worry in her voice and on her face, "Why do you say that as if something bad will happen my love? It would be torture for me to have to live without you around."

Jack sighs and says, "That is the thing my dearest, I will never know what is ahead of me. You will know if I am gone because you will feel a deep pain in your heart, similar to how you felt when you sent your sister away. Worry not love, because I am the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow, and I am always able to find a way out of any bad situation not in my favor. I have every intention of being around until I am old, wrinkly, and grey while you are still young and beautiful and taking care of me as my health declines due to old age."

Celestia smiles as a tear falls from her eye, making her put the locket around her neck and hug him saying, "Oh Jack, you know just what to say to make me feel better. I look forward to taking care of your aging body, though I will search for a way to help you live as long as I. Is there anything here that you wish to keep on the ship with you when I return to Canterlot and catch up on my duties as a slave to the kingdom?"

He chuckles at that and shakes his head saying, "Aside from the jugs of rum, there is not love."

She backs away with a smile on her face, then cocks her head curiously and asks, "Darling, would you mind if I tried some of it?"

Jack grins and puts his locket around his head saying, "Of course not love, let me grab one of the jugs for you." He then looks around the gift pile and finds one of them and lifts it up and holds it out to her saying, "Here you go love. Take a breath before you take a swig, then exhale it through your mouth and breath through your nose. Repeat those steps as needed and you will eventually start to enjoy it as we do."

Celestia takes the jug by the handle with her left hand and removes the cork with her right hand, then raises the opening to her nose and takes a short whiff. The strong smell causes her to turn her head away and sneeze saying, "That was rather silly of me, let me try that again." This time she doesn't sniff it first and takes a breath before lifting the opening to her lips and slowly tilts the jug back as a small mouthful pours out, then closes and lowers the jug at the same time while swallowing the liquid down. She waits for herself to become sickened by the beverage but is surprised when her body lightly shudders at the oh-so-sweet and sugary flavor, then craves more. Taking a bigger mouthful this time and swallowing it, she starts to feel a warm sensation throughout her body as her vision becomes ever so slightly foggy. Her head tilts back slightly as she sighs with delight at how warm it makes her feel, then looks back to Jack and holds the jug close to her asking with a light smile on her face, "May I take this jug with me to Canterlot, honey? It will make dealing with those pesky nobles less irritating..."

He grins and nods his head saying, "Aye darling you may, but be wary of the effects of said drink such as addled thoughts and a drunken state. When you wake up, you shall suffer from a headache until you get used to it over a few years. Do you still wish to take the rum with you?"

She looks at him with a serious look and nods, saying, "Yes I do. Pretty please my loving husband?"

Jack hesitates for a second before giving in to her pleading face with a nod saying, "Very well dear, but please don't drink it in front of your citizens when you hold court."

Celestia looks at him with a frown and says, "You can't tell me what to do in my courtroom just as I can't order your men to sail somewhere without your approval or command." She then grins and says, "I would so love to see the look on those stuffy nobles' faces though, it would be so amusing to watch them squirm with disapproval and disgust." Wanting to thank him properly, she takes a mouthful and pulls her husband in for a kiss.

He opens his mouth to french kiss her, only to get a small mouthful of rum as a reward. Sealing his lips around hers, he swallows and places his right hand behind her head and grips her mane firmly to deepen the kiss.

She moans through her nose at the taste of rum dancing around within her mouth and down her throat, igniting her tastebuds as well as a burning in her loins. Wanting to push him down and have her way with him, she starts to walk him towards the wall while returning the cork to the jug and setting it ontop of a barrel.

Jack runs his hand up her back over her dress, caressing the edges of her wings and then breaks the kiss to nibble on her ears saying, "Pardon me, my darling, but don't you need to be getting back to Canterlot about now?"

Celestia is shocked when she realizes what her instincts were about to make her do in the hold where anyone could catch them and pulls away from him saying, "I'm sorry about that dear, when I get to Canterlot I will have my assistant take a sample of this rum and have it inspected. Our honeymoon will begin in a couple of months after I get things settled in Equestria."

He looks at her affectionately and grins saying, "It's quite alright love, I quite enjoyed that. While you are back, could you discreetly look into the nobles and see if they have any 'off the books' business deals that involve shipping? If you find anything, I will help you learn how to be a pirate like us."

She then smiles and says, "I look forward to our honeymoon, dear husband."

Jack gives her a short bow saying, "Aye my darling wife, as do I. Let's start loading all this booty onto your carriages so I can go offload some 'cargo' at the Storm King's Realm again and fill my hold in the meantime you're away, have to keep up appearances aye?"

Celestia chuckles and rolls her eyes saying, "Yes we must, just be sure there aren't any casualties okay?"

He nods with a smile and then starts heading for the stairs saying, "That there's our treasure, but it is going to your home so the order is yours to give to have it loaded, my loving wife."

She smiles and then calls out to the crew above, "Load all these gifts onto the carriages so we can be on our way to Canterlot."

A few unicorn guards in royal armor look over the edge and down into the hold, nodding their heads saying, "Yes, Your Majesty, at once." then pull away from the edge to go about their orders.

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Jack hears a guard coming down the stairs, finding the opportunity to have a little fun, and moves just behind her. He then grabs her with one hand and puts his other hand over his wife's mouth then pulls her into a corner behind some stacked barrels whispering softly into her ear, "Don't make a fuss or a single sound love..." then runs his hand down the front of her body and uses his fingers to walk her dress up her legs.

Celestia's eyes go wide with shock and surprise at Jack's sudden action as a blush colors her face red thinking, 'Really, you want to do it here while the guards are loading the carriage! We are going to get caught!' her thoughts are then interrupted when Jack's fingers start to enter her lower lips, beginning their search for her pleasure zone.

He continues to work his fingers inside of her as he moves his hand away from her mouth and takes hold of her breast with his right hand and kisses along her neck, feeling her clamp down on his fingers after passing over a certain spot. As the guard makes his way down the stairs a short ways from them, he whispers into her ear, "A princess is supposed to remain calm in any situation, aye? So prove to me that you are worthy of said title." and starts to quickly curl his fingers against that spot.

She fights to keep herself from moaning at his teasing and thinks, 'You are ruthless, honey, but I will show you how that I am worthy of that title!' then starts to grind back against him.

Jack feels her grind up against him and smirks thinking, 'So you want to make it harder, do you? Very well then...' and pulls the shoulders of her dress down her arms to reveal her breasts, taking her right voluptuous double d's nipple in between his fingers and rolling it between them while giving a light kneading squeeze to her breast with the rest of his hand.

Celestia's mouth opens as her knees and legs wobble and quiver from his ministrations, letting out a husky breath before turning back to look at him whispering softly, "If you keep doing that, milk will start coming out!"

He then chuckles softly and whispers back, "No worries love, did you know that rum tastes even better with a mother's milk?" then twists her upper body so he can put his mouth onto her breast and starts to suck on it, tasting the warm, sweet liquid trickle into his mouth with each pull.

She is forced to bite her lip to keep quiet and looks over the barrel to see the guard's back turned to her as he uses his magic to levitate the large golden cage up to the top deck, then looks over to the jug of rum on the barrel and pulls it over. Noticing the other jug of rum laying on its side beside the wall, she pulls that over as well. As she looks at the jug she took a drink of, she finds herself craving more of the liquid and uses her magic to lift it up so she can grab it. Pulling the cork out as quietly as she can, she takes a bigger drink of it. The liquid flows down her throat, making her body even warmer. Her plan to get back at him backfires as she finds it much harder to keep quiet as she feels a burning desire coming from deep within her. Returning the cork after taking another drink, she pulls Jack's head off her nipple with a light pop and brings his mouth to her lips and shares some of the rum in it with him as she jumps up and locks her legs around his back.

Jack is taken off balance and stumbles backward, bumping into a thankfully heavy barrel that only slightly wobbles as he swallows the rum given to him along with the milk he was taking from her breast. He then slides his pants down just far enough, then moves his hands to her hips and starts to guide her down.

The guard hears a thump and looks back to a bunch of stacked barrels and calls out, "Are you okay Your Majesty, do you require aid?"

Celestia pulls away from the french kiss and turns to where the guard's voice came from as she feels her husband's cock enter her, trying to remain calm and keep control, saying, "No thank you, I am just looking for somethi-hnng I dropped. Go back to what you were doing so we can return to Canterlot by-hy the end of the day-hay."

The guard nods his head, not really noticing how odd she was speaking just now and says, "Very well, Your Majesty." and returns to levitating the gifts up to the guards above.

Jack slams his hips up into his wife's and sees her bite her lip again and runs her hands around his back, then grips it firmly as she moans softly through her nose and whispers softly to her ear, "Unlock your hooves dear and I shall give you more pleasure that will make you scream my name..."

She does as he asks and returns to standing on the ground, releasing her hold on his vest and turns around at his guidance. Placing her hands on the edge of a crate with a couple of barrels stacked on it when her upper body is pushed forward, her legs are then slid apart by a nudge from Jack's boot. Her eyes go wide as she figures out what he intends to do and bites her lip harder to keep quiet.

He then lifts her skirt up and flips it over her rear, then grabs her hip with his left hand while guiding himself into her with his other. As he feels his tip start to enter her lips, he drives himself into her hard with a soft thump when their bodies meet.

The guard hears some shuffling going on as the Princess keeps looking for something and asks, "After I'm done with lifting these gifts to the others, do you want me to help you search Your Highness?"

Celestia briefly gasps as she feels his cock press past her inner wall and grips the crate harder saying, "No-ho I'm fi-hnn focus on lo-hoading the gi-hifts."

Jack grins and moves his left hand to her left leg and starts to raise it up, forcing her to twist her upper body to follow the twisting of her hips as she watches him with wide eyes when he places her outstretched leg up against his chest. He kisses along her leg as he picks up the pace as she resorts to stuffing her skirt in her mouth to keep from making a sound. Making him want to make her shout in pleasure, he holds her leg with his left hand as he grabs a fistful of her floating mane and tail together in his right and winds them around it until it pulls her head back.

She groans in pleasure around the skirt stuffed in her mouth, wondering if she is going to bite right through the cloth from how much this is turning her on as she feels herself start to climb to the top of the mountain to get the orgasm sitting on the tip. Her wings shoot out behind her in arousal and are prevented from fully opening by a wall behind her with a soft thunk as she thinks, 'What is he trying to do to me!? If the guard sees this, they all will lose respect for me. Why is this turning me on so bucking much?!' She then moves her left hand to the skirt stuffed in her mouth and stuffs a little more in, but is interrupted and forced to grip the edge hanging from her mouth hard and pull on it in reflex while her jaws clamp down on the cloth as she reaches the peak.

He hears her inhale sharply and clamp down hard on him as her body starts to shudder and go wild while her eyes squint shut. He keeps her orgasm going and keeps driving into her hard, accidentally knocking one of her golden hoofshoes off and landing in the crook of her arm.

The guard then lifts the globe up when the stack of books falls over due to lack of support as he hears something rip, he sets the globe down and begins scanning the books saying, "Apologies, Your Highness, but the stack of books fell over. I fear some of the pages may have ripped, I'm checking them now to see which one it is."

Celestia's mane smokes as she moans moderately around the cloth while clamping down harder on him and looks at the guard in annoyance and says, "The pages are fi-hee-ee-eeeen, it was just my stupid skirt tha-hat ripped. Go back to what you were doing and pay no attention to anything el-helse unless-hess I tell-hell you otherwi-hise, do I-hy make myself-helf clear?"

He nods his head instinctively and says, "Yes, Your Majesty, sorry for bothering you." then returns to lifting the gifts.

Jack chuckles silently in his throat as Celestia looks up at him with a lusty glare that could almost kill and then leans forward to her ear and whispers, "Imagine what it would be like if you were in day court and it was filled with ponies with petitions for you while you were on a brief break, leaning against the back of the throne as I was driving into you like I am now with nothing separating us from the eyes of your subjects...but the back of your throne."

Her mind instantly goes there and imagines what it would be like if she was getting pounded in front of everyone in the throne room just behind her throne, clamping down on him as she climbs the peak rapidly and repeatedly.

He grins as she has a major orgasm that triggers a chain reaction of 5 orgasms in a row, causing her arms and legs to nearly buckle as he feels himself release inside of her, making him drive into her fully and hold himself there.

Celestia opens her mouth and sighs out loud saying, "There we go, finally...haaa."

Thinking she is talking to him, the guard asks, "Did you find what you were looking for, Your Majesty?"

Her whole head turns beet red in realizing she said that out loud and quickly recovers and says with a slight stammer, "Y-Yes I did, got my skirt free from this stupid broken board. M-My husband needs to fix the stupid boards because I now have to have this dress mended.

The guard then curiously asks, "If I may ask Your Highness, is Captain Sparrow the King of Equestria now?"

Jack grins and lets go of her mane and tail, then grabs onto her hips with both hands and pulls back, then thrusts into her as hard as he can thinking, 'Of course I bloody am not, I'm a pirate that loves the sea more than land.'

Celestia opens her mouth to reply when she feels him thrust hard and says, "Hnn! N-NO! Of course he is not, I would never let a miscreant like him make important decisions regarding Equestria's citizens." She then turns her face to him again with a death glare as her free hand reaches up and pulls hard on his hair as she goes through another orgasm.

As he comes down from his climax, he smiles at her while ignoring the pain when his member starts to soften and retreat from her.

Not wanting to let him win, she casts a barrier on her lips just as he retreats from her depths to keep from making a noticeable mess. Noticing her shoe still in the crook of her arm, she uses her magic to return it to her upraised leg as her hoof sticks above the barrel in plain sight of the guard.

Jack then returns her raised leg to the floor so she can stand, making her stand uneasily for a few moments.

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Celestia then wobbles a bit as she pulls the shoulders of her dress back up, finally able to fold her wings up and keep them near her back. She then tries to force herself to stand straight up, and gets a bit light-headed when she straightens up too quickly. She is quickly kept from falling to the floor as her husband holds her body close to his, her vision swims for a few moments before returning to normal as her strength returns with a mild headache. She tries to stand again and succeeds, with her legs still a bit wobbly as she barely manages to keep them steady enough to keep them from giving out. Her eyes gaze into his as he grins with amusement and then whispers to his ear, "I look forward to our honeymoon and my vacation from Canterlot...for we will be having more experiences like this. Make sure to keep well stocked on rum, dear husband for I find it rather enjoyable..."

He grins even wider and whispers back, "Aye, dear wife, I shall. I look forward to it just as much as you do."

She then pulls him in for a deep kiss before pushing him away while holding his lower lip between her teeth and whispers silently, "You better, for you have ignited a flickering flame into a raging inferno inside of the princess of the sun."

Jack's back lands against the wall as she walks away, her hips swaying to hide her still wobbling legs with a smile still on his face as he starts to pull his pants back up. He waits a few moments for her to get up the stairs and then grabs the jug she was drinking from, popping the cork and taking a drink from it before returning the cork saying, "Oh right, I better make sure she doesn't forget her vegetable juice." he then starts to head out from behind the barrels and return to the top deck.

The guard turns his head to see Captain Jack Sparrow making his way to the stairs and asks, "I didn't notice you were down here Captain Sparrow, the princess was just down here looking for something. She just went up the stairs a few moments ago, in case you didn't know sir."

He smiles and nods his head saying, "I heard her rummaging around for something but I was busy checking the rations, thank you for letting me know." and continues up the stairs.

Celestia stands beside the door to Jack's cabin and sees him making his way to her and notices the jug she was drinking from and smiles saying, "Oh silly me, I forgot my juice in the hold. Thank you for bringing it up, dear. Would you mind allowing me in so I can grab a few things to take back to Canterlot with me?"

Jack smiles and looks at her, then nods his head saying, "Of course love, you are my wife now. That in turn makes you the Captain's wife, therefore granting you permission to enter freely with or without my permission. In that regard, after you, my dear."

A big smile crosses her face as she reaches for the handle and turns it, then pushes the door open and walks into the cabin. She makes her way to the back for her beloved phoenix saying, "Are you ready to come to your new home, Philomena?"

He follows her in as she opens the cage and lets her out, with the phoenix flying around the room briefly before perching on her shoulder with a happy caw.

Celestia then looks around the room and says, "Well, that should be all for now aside from the bassinet and the crib, which will be returning when I come back." She then uses her magic to effortlessly lift the crib off the floor and guides it out of the room, then follows it saying, "I shall remind the guards to bring it up to keep it from being damaged."

Jack watches her walk away with a glow of happiness about her and smiles saying, "Aye love, I shall count the days, weeks, or even months until you return to us aboard the Black Pearl."

Minutes pass as the guards get everything loaded onto the carriages including the bassinet as Celestia looks over the side of her chariot with a sad smile on her face as a tear trails down her face saying, "Goodbye for now, dear husband. I too am eager to return to our home on the sea."

He then looks at his wife and says, "Fare thee well on your journey to your temporary torment, for the Pearl will always be a home for our family. Be sure to have a close look around if you catch my meaning, love. For we will make a grand party of it should your search prove fruitful." Making his way to the helm while shouting, "All hands cast off the lines, bring the plank onboard and mount all sails!"

Her sad smile turns into a happy one as she giggles lightly and nods her head saying, "I will be sure to look really hard for the both of us dear, I love you." then starts to wave at him while looking to the guards saying, "Let us be on our way back to Canterlot." and watches as the team starts to take off from the platform as the ship gets underway.

Jack returns the wave shouting, "I love you too my love!" watching her as she apparently orders the team pulling her chariot to circle around the ship while it gets underway.

Celestia watches as Smooth Flight and Sturdy Shield circle the ship again as it sails away from the platform, seeing the Dutchman a short distance away when she spots a ring in the water race outwards from the ship. Moments later, a large tentacle rises straight up out of the water and falls down on the mostly empty platform, crushing the beautiful arch and turning the platform into splinters. More tentacles rise out of the water and smash the docks attached to it, reducing it all into shattered wooden debris. Tears fall from her eyes as she watches the Kraken destroy the remaining bits of the platform she was married on before the Dutchman sails down into the sea, leaving no trace of it being there but a brief wake where it once was before fading away among the vast sea. She then looks to the two guards and says with a little sadness in her voice, "Alright, take me home so I can look after Equestria. I really look forward to the years ahead though, Jack and I could have so many children..."