Equestria Handyman

Splashing his face with some water, Mark sighed and tried to calm himself as he saw his reflection while holding the bathroom sink. A storm brewing in his head as a mix of emotions kept circling around his head and slow realizations started to dawn on him.

A realized sexual frustration was the most prominent one, as he suddenly remembered that other than in his imagination, he never once saw a naked figure during all his years living in Equestria. And past experience reminds him how lots of mares he had met before were more friendlier than he used to remember after their initial surprise in his appearance.

Yep it’s…it’s ingrained in my mind, great. I’m so not going to be able to sleep tonight.

He sighed in frustration as the image of Diamond Dust’s naked body was plastered in his head with scary accuracy. Not only that but ever since he excused himself to the bathroom during the interlude, his vision started to notice more clearly the waitresses assets and how even some of them were winking at him as they noticed him staring and promptly making their nipples to stand on attention.

God I’m a pervert!

He held his head with both hands in shame splashing water one last time.

“First time in a gentlestallion club?” Startled Mark looked at Fancy Pants checking himself in the mirror before looking at him with a smile “Yeah, the first dance really leaves you a very graphic impression doesn’t it?”

He nods in agreement as he cleans his face “Fancy Pants you are a respected and well known face in the nobility circles, what are you doing here with your wife?”

“Same as you boy enjoying a lovely evening with the misses.” He answered without skipping a beat.

“But…but this place is a strip club”

“So?” He looked at him with a raised eyebrow before it dawned on him and he nodded “Oh I see, yeah the purity goggles, nasty little fella that rallies your brain doesn't it?” He chuckled briefly. “My boy, if you think this is just a show where mares take their clothes off then you clearly haven’t been paying attention at all!”

“Mark my boy, while it's true I don’t fully understand how things work on Earth, the concept of a gentlestallion’s club is far different here judging by your reaction. You are putting too much attention to a single brush and missing the rest of the picture.”
“What do you mean?”

“What I mean is where you see a lady taking her clothes off. I and everyone else here see art in motion!” He exclaimed in excitement. “The exquisite female figure on display! The marriage of movements and music, the feast for all five senses by the accompaniment of delicious meals! Are you seriously going to throw all that away just because of reservations and deny that you are having a good time?”

“I…I don’t know what to think anymore.”

“Yeah we were in your position for our very first time, for how I see it you have two choices now my boy. You could either leave and try to figure out all those emotions until you either accept it or fool yourself in denial, or stop spinning the issue in your head and just enjoy the rest of the show before making any judgments, the choice is yours.”

Fancy Pants started to leave before looking at him over his shoulder. “Just so you know if you decide to stay, the next dancer is a friend of mine, and trust me Delight is a professional artist, with the pole and her brushes.”

He left him to his own devices as he thought everything Fancy Pants had said until eventually Mark returned to his seat where Cadence was waiting with some small sandwiches. “There you are, did you manage to calm down?”

Mark nods and looks at the food she ordered which she quickly noticed. “Think of it as popcorn, each show they offer the audience small snacks to eat while enjoying the performance, trust me, for how things will heat up you would want to distract your hand doing something. The water and drinks are complementary though as long as they are not alcoholic of course, then the limit is 3.” She told with a knowing smile and a glass of water in hand as he smiled too and nodded.

“I will trust your judgment, right now I want to see what will be the next piece of art” Mark replied confusing Cadence slightly as he looked next to him at Fancy Pants who nodded at him in gratitude for deciding to stay before hugging his wife and kissed her forehead as she cuddled next to him while enjoying a snack herself. While awaiting for the next performance.

Soon the lights were dialed down and a green filter was placed on them as the room was slowly filled with nature white noise, and the butler reappeared. While behind him the runway was pulled back and instead the floor was opened to show a new platform raised up. “Thank you for your patience my friends, we hope you enjoyed the performance of our lovely Diamond Dust and wish best of luck to those that won her prize.”

“Won her prize?”

“When a stripper tosses their underwear whoever catches it, could meet her after the show if they so please” Cadence explains “Of course doesn’t happen often and they can choose to refuse by keeping/destroying or tossing their garment onto the runway but after the way she presents herself at the end.” Cadence shivered at the memory. “Poor Diamond really wants to get polished if you get my meaning.” She ends with a smirk.

Ok what kind of place is this? Wait, does that mean that if one tosses her underwear at me, she will be inviting me to…

Mark shook his head trying not to think about the implication, not sure if he is ready to take so many steps that fast.

“After such an incredible opening let us ease all of you with a more calm show, from the far away lands of Zebrica, let us welcome the seductive, the passionate Aspen Delight” The butler presented her. From a rising platform a zebra mare appeared alongside 5 different bamboos and a pole in the center of the painting to resemble a thin tree trunk as well as various small Aspen trees and bushes that gave the impression of a small forest setting.

She was wearing a long billowy forest green almost translucent beaded blouse with golden acorn buttons down the center, showing her cute and slim belly button. Upon her long sensual legs were a pair of skin tight lycra leggings ironically zebra print with a rhinestone leather belt. Upon her hooves could be seen shoes of gold to match the golden rings adorning her neck and wrists and ankles.

She had her mane arranged in a long mohawk ending in the center of her back. As well as a long straight tail with some golden rings at the base. She was wearing some light masquera to accentuate her face even more, yet the most striking thing was the light green tribal paint that she was wearing on her face presumably going to the rest of her body, as they were lost underneath jewelry and outfit.

At the rhythm of a bongo drum, Delight started the show with slow and pronounce movements as she made her way to one of the bamboo poles, unlike Diamond who focused more on her hips, Delight seems to match her steps with the music as the clinging of her rings served as accompaniment for the drumming, giving her an almost rattlesnake like allure as she grabbed the bamboo and after a couple of spins managed to wrap herself around it, tightening her cloths as the clients could see an imprint of her flank. Resulting in everyone gulping almost simultaneously.

The human could only watch in astonishment as she continued to wrap herself like a snake until she was in the middle of the bamboo making it rock slightly as she started a small belly dance for everyone, licking her lips and showing the imprint of her bra to them, as one of her hands ever so slowly slithered it’s way to her waist and slowly unbuckled her belt.

Everyone cheered at the performance with silent fascination, as ever so slowly she pulled away the belt, once off she started to spin it a couple of times making the bamboo rock back and forth with more speed, until finally while bending backwards in one swift motion she used her own belt as a whip and snapped the base of the bambo to make a back flip landing on her feet as she kneeled and continued to spin in a half circle while hugging the bamboo from behind, everyone applauded at the athletic demonstration as she, with indifference let go of the bamboo and tossed the belt to the audience.

“Does she even have bones?” Mark questioned Cadence in surprise as she chuckled and shook her head.

“Oh Delight, you queen of teasing you.” She responded ignoring Mark as she started to eat her snack refusing to look away as Delight makes her way to the second bamboo pole and gave it a small lick sending a chill up the spine of all the stallions present as she used one of her legs to bend it forward before wrapping herself around it once more until she was kneeling in mid air with her flank in the air and her eyes closed and face down, only for her to thrust her whole body back and forward moaning with each gyration and placing more stress on her blouse putting everyone at the edge of their seat until finally in time for the bamboo to break so did the buttons on her blouse as she was launched forward slightly faking an orgasm before biting her lips and looking once more at the audience with a wink, as she stood up, revealing how indeed the painting was going all over her body and circled around her considerably big breasts accentuating them, and drawing more attention toward them.

Her belly dancing and slow swaying movements turning more and more hypnotic as she takes both broken pieces of bamboo and in swift moves nails them to the remaining two, to create a second level where she jumps to effortlessly as if she was as light as a feather, spinning around she bit her finger and looked at the audience with an innocent playful manner before surprising everyone as she does a split in mid air pushing the two broken pieces and bending the bamboo poles even more until she grabbed her legs and give the audience an alluring show twerking her flanks and flagged her tail before moving it from side to side, slowly making circles in the air. Putting everyone in a trance and eating up their snacks like there was no tomorrow.

Finally the supports break alongside her leggings who split in two as she break her fall with her arms and slide backwards to face the audience licking her lips as the sound of fabric could be heard ripping apart and like a slingshot half of her leggings were launch at each side of the room, as she faked surprise before waving at everyone with her legs, showing both her lacy bra and brown panties and how the painting reached her legs.

God that lady has some powerful legs.

Mark admiring the sight was eating as fast as Cadence as Aspen spun and stood up approaching the final pole of bamboo, which was the shortest of the bunch with a hypnotic sway to her hips, before looking over her shoulder and winking at everyone as she saunters up to it, and spinning in place, used the tip of it to unhook her bra as she removed the elastic on her shoulder ending with her moaning and used it to remove her bra completely leaving it hanging there as she extended an arm to the air while spinning slowly to let everyone see her beautiful breast, earning a round of applause for her efforts.

Only to silence everyone when she placed herself upside down and using the other side of the tip proceeded to do the same with her panties in one long sliding motion until she reached the ground with her tongue out licking the air as she admired her handiwork petrifying her audience.

Surprising Mark one final time Aspen took her underwear with her shoes and crawl to the pole copying a snake without much problem until reaching the base, and sliding upwards hugged it for dear life teasing everyone with a view of her breast and later ass, as she hooked one leg and started to spin and even extend her legs into a V position supported by her arms, making sure no one could see her final prize as she gave them a final fake out pretending to leave the poll only to hug her crotch against it once more. Besides teasing, Mark could see her inspecting the audience with hungry eyes soon realizing what she was doing.

Aspen intended to seek the winner of her prize as well, he concluded as her vision lingered on him for a moment before resuming her look around. Once found, she put her show to an end crossing one leg and hugging the pole with her arms as she exposed her beautiful striped pussy to the audience in a V pose with her head arc back while tossing her garment at her price, earning a series of cheers. One lucky mare that managed to grab her panties was the loudest as Mark let go a breath he didn’t know was holding, as the song and her show ended.

“Wow THAT is a calm show?” Mark asked Cadence. “I think I forgot to breathe more than once.”

Yeah, Delight can be a bit of a tease at times.” She responds with dreamy eyes. “But by Celestia I’m so jealous, the things I could do with my Shining if I only were that flexible.” She sighed before looking at Mark.

“So what did you think? Do you think Zebras are ‘cute’ too?”

“Not any…hey wait a minute! Did you also plan on showing me all types of races in the world?”

“Well of course, I don’t discriminate, every type of woman is gorgeous, and I intend to show you that and why, no exception.”

“Normally I would be slightly mad, but honestly I kind of wonder what else to expect now.” He said in intrigue, earning a giggle from Cadence, happy to see him losing up more. “Art in motion indeed”

He nods once slightly confusing the princess once more.