Equestria Handyman
Cadence’s Past Lesson Of Love (Chelsea Divine) [Edited by NagaShark]
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I don't own the rights of the song.
Author: Samira Zopunyan
Song: Mermaid Tail
Cadence’s Past Lesson Of Love (Chelsea Divine) [Edited by NagaShark]
“So lad, did you enjoy the performance?” Fancy Pants asked Mark, using the interlude the couple decided to go pay a visit to their balcony neighbour as he nodded eagerly.
“I see what you meant by art in motion, that woman is surprisingly flexible.”
The couple shared a laugh “Oh indeed she is, she is probably the second most flexible mare I know.”
“The second? Who is the first?” His answer was responded soon after as he notices Fleur look away with some pink on her cheeks “Honey! You promised you would stop bragging!” She pouts playfully, not really mad at her husband's antics.
They share a small laugh until the couple look around. “Say boy if you don’t mind asking do you know where the princess went? We wanted to come say hi to her too.”
“Oh in the bathroom, she told me that Aspen made her drink too much water.”
“Ah but of course! That makes perfect sense.” Fancy nodded twice. “So my boy are you feeling better now?”
“Yeah, thanks for the pep talk back there, I wasn’t sure at first but now I’m glad I decided to stay, all these ladies are just incredible!”
“Aww, thank you so much.” A new voice caught their attention, and looking behind, Mark was surprised to see none other than Diamond Dust wearing a blue bathrobe with her arms crossed smiling at him. “We always try our hardest to give the best show to our audience.”
Mark tried to say anything but he had a block on his tongue,he wasn’t sure what to say to the mare he saw not too long ago in her birthday suit.
To his luck this wasn’t the first time this had happened to her as she lightened the mood with a surprise giggle. “Wow it usually takes until I reach my bra to have that effect, I’m getting better!” She proclaimed in pride, earning a laugh from the couple and succeeding in lightening the mood.
“So Miss Diamond, what brings you here?” Fancy questioned but rather than answer she approached him and hugged his side and started to draw circles on his chest. “Just wanted to come and say hi to the lucky couple. It's been a while hasn’t it?”
Some heat was forming on his check as he stopped her from continuing “Now, now miss there will be plenty of time for that later, right now we are helping this fine fellow.” He said pointing at Mark.
“It's his first night at a strip club.” Fleur whispered in Diamond ear, causing her eyes to widen.
“Wow that is big, I’m your first nude handsome?”
“I…I suppose, I’m still learning.”
“Huh, it has been a while since I was the first nude for someone, if I had known I might have chosen you.”
“Ahemph!” Fancy cleared his voice looking at Diamond with irritation.
“N-no that there is anything wrong with you sweetie! It is just the first time it is always special and well, you know I'm a sucker for diamonds in the rough!” She confessed with some heat in her cheeks, earning a roll of the eyes from Fleur.
“Oh Diamond you and that big heart of yours.” They all shared a laugh helping Mark relax more
“Maybe it’s for the best, anyway.” He told her. “I wouldn’t know what to do if that were the case to tell the truth.” He confessed with a shrug “But I think I should thank you Miss Diamond, before today I didn’t realize how lonely I was before and well I was having a hard time not seeing ponies as well…attractive. You just opened my eyes back there.”
“Oh that's so sweet! I helped you discover your sexuality?” She holds her hands against her chest. “I’m touched.”
“Wow I wouldn’t be going that far either I just said that you showed me how incredibly sexy and attractive a mare can…I just said the definition didn’t I?”
They laugh once more as they nod. “Trust me this means a lot to me, it is an honor to be the one that awoke you ah…”
“Mark, Mark Star, nice to meet you.”
“Mark Star, I will surely remember it, make sure to let me know if you decide to come back.” She gave him a wink. “I will make sure to take care of you if you're ever interested.” He got flustered at the idea until an alarm sounded snapping them back to reality. “Ah, the next show will begin shortly. You should be going back to your seats.” she told the couple as she pinched the check of Fancy Pants. “I will see you after the show handsome.”
“I can’t wait.”
“Oh and Mark, some friendly advice, maybe don’t tell too many mares that you are new here.” She looks around in worry. “Some mares are on the prowl tonight and newcomers are usually their preferable dish.”
The warning made him flinch and gulp a little. “I…I will keep it in mind, thanks.”
“Don’t worry we have your back if anything happens.” Diamond gives him a thumbs up and leaves, but not before giving Fancy Pants a long wet kiss and squeezing his butt. “A preview.” She told him with sultry eyes as he stumbled his way back to his seat with his wife.
Heh, what a nice mare. A bit slutty but a nice mare none the least.
Mark nodded as he watched Diamond leave just in time for Cadence to return
“Ah I feel better, did something happen while I was gone?”
“Oh not much, Fancy Pants and Fleur come over for a bit to say hi, we chatted a little, then Diamond Dust appeared and we talked for a bit and she warned me about mares on the hunt for new clients before she had to leave when they announced the next dancer was coming up.”
“Oh I see, too bad I couldn’t greet them and…” She was about to look at the stage before looking back at him in surprise “What was that about Diamond Dust?”
“Tell you later,” Mark replied not wanting to interrupt as the scenario was changing once more while the lights were turned down and a fog machine set to work spreading it’s fog around all over the floor, as the announcer came into view in time for a big spot light simulating the sun giving the stage the appearance of being in the clouds.
“Hope you have enjoyed the company of our lovely Aspen Delight and congratulations to the lucky mare that had managed to fancy the eye of such a exotic and beautiful flower of a far land. To keep the passion going allow us to a trip into the skies”
From the roof slick semi transparent curtains descend as well as a big ring connected to a chain that allows them to spin, shadows of a female figure flying through the curtains could be seen yet it was moving so fast that everyone could only see glimpses of her. “Ladies and gentlestallions in the audience, please relax, and enjoy a treat from a recently returned race that came back from extinction, let's give a round of applause for our angelical and delicate looking Chelsea Divine!” The butler stepped away signalling the music to start as the flying figure finally came into view as she landed in the ring for everyone to see.
Standing proud in the center, there was a hippogriff mare with purple mane and long dark blue soft hair looking solemnly at the rooftop as her tail waved lazely back and forth resembling a pendulum. She was wearing a Saddle Arabian dancers periwinkle purple pants, a beaded turquoise green tiara connected to a transparent veil that showed her beak. The top was a two piece number once more in Turquoise green in the form of a transparent micro Badlah and a strapless bra that goes from Turquoise green into Periwinkle purple. All of which is beaded in Rhinestones to glitter in the light. Upon her hooves were Golden calf length strappy sandals to complete the look.
(Do not own the rights to this song. recommended listening.)

Swaying her body slowly she extended her wings as she looked at the audience, ruffling her wings a little and letting feathers fall as she slowly started to sing. The light changes from a sunset setting into a starry night as the ring slowly splits in four as she moves her hands in the air while belly dancing as her show continues. The rings now illuminating to resembling the moon until in one fell swoop of her wings she dive to the left taking the moon with her and disappearing into one of the curtains grabbing the fabric and wrapping herself on it as she continue singing and spinning around with one arm outstretched as the audience whistle in approval at her alluring performance.
“Oh yes the song and dance show, you are in for a treat Mark, Chelsea has been known as the siren of the skies ever since her debut.” Cadence said, closing her eyes to enjoy her singing for a moment.
He could only gulp as she adopted an innocent and lost expression while extending her badlah and continued her belly dance, while dancing in the air until floating lighty she simply let it go as it effortlessly fell down to the ground for eager clients to fight over.
Mark does not focus on the Badlah only kept looking up as she ascend until the light blinded them momentarily before splitting into two reflections pointing at her as the song increase it’s beat and she let go of her veil extending both arms and wings to adopt a more angelical pose, fans starting blowing the curtains as she keep dancing the view blocked partially until she disappeared completely surprising everyone as her voice still echoed everywhere, until all of the sudden she appeared on the ground next to a gray stallion unicorn wearing green shorts and white sweater who was blind sided by it when she land her talon inches to his crotch before she grabbed and gently caressed his face as she sung with an affectionate expression turning the poor stallion from gray to red.
“There it is! Chelsea’s signature move!” Cadence squealed in excitement.
“S…Strippers can interact with the audience?”
“As long as it is part of the act, and they don’t linger too much, yes, it is allowed. Like a siren from myth Chelsea is particularly fond of ‘fishing’ while performing.” The stripper in question starts to lean toward the stallion before pulling him back and returning to her show but not before sliding off her sandal and leaving it behind as a present for him.
“And like a siren on the prowl, she takes pleasure in reeling in…” She effortlessly dances around the audience taunting and teasing them to approach only for a wing or a spin to miss the mark until she grabs hold of another stallion and hugs him and lifts them both as she nuzzled his face with one wing, before letting him down on his seat with her other sandal on his face. “…and then let go of the small fishes. All of them warm ups while seeking her real prey.”
Mark looked back between her and Chelsea in a mix of both fascination and fear, of her noticing him, emotions that increase as the hippogriff in question actually notices him and looked surprised for a moment before smirking and resumed her ascension to the sky hiding once more behind the curtains, as more spot lights were turn on and off showing her figure as she played with her body and looked like she was starting to remove her bra.
Enticing the audience even more until all the curtains converged in the center covering her completely before she pushed them all away with arms extend in pure delight, a small explosion of lights accompany as her bra was nowhere to be seen and everyone cheered at seeing her breast who glittered in the light from the glitter and the two small white diamonds piercings in her vibrant pink nipples, driving the audience wild as she grabbed her hair and descended on top of the ring and started to perform a pole dance using the chain. Moving and spinning around in slow motions so everyone could drink her features and admire her shining breast, as the ring keep descending until reaching the center of the platform were a hook in the floor keep it in place
As the music keep picking up speed so did her dancing as she continued her belly dancing routine using her tail as an alluring fan and then ever so slowly start to slide down her pants until in one swift move she took off to the sky while her tail took off and tossed her pants away for another spectator, leaving Mark cold at the picture in front of him.
Having noticed the human, Chelsea decided to fly closer and lick her beak as she continued her erotic dance making sure he absorbed her entire glistening figure, specially the skimpest panties Mark has ever seen that were practically a small scarlett red string with a beautiful baby pink rose just above her trimmed strip of her kelp bed the string that goes down and then up in the back is adorned with beautiful pearls. Leaving nothing to the imagination as he could see her well trim and pulsating vertical clam winking at him one of the pearls resting right up against her own little heart shaped pearl of pleasure polishing it and making her absolutely soaked as she kept looking at him with a predatory smile.
Cadence gasping from happiness grabbed and shook his shoulders a bit “This might be it Mark! She might choose you.”
In a trance by her hips movements Mark was guided forward by her tail as she used her talon to scratch his chin before flying away with a spin showing him her bubblicious butt as she kept singing and dancing to the beat of the song until the very end as she slowly extend her arms and flew upwards fading into the light ending the performance, the audience erupting in applause.
Recovering from the shock Mark fell on his chair trying to recover and calm his racing heart.
“I think she likes you” Cadence looked at him with a giant grin.
“Or she choose me as a final tease”
“Are you sure?” She raised an eyebrow and pointed to his hand, and as he looked down he discovered the practically drenched T-string panties in them, leaving him stiff. “But when did I…when did she…how did…”
Cadence was practically jumping in place before recovering. “Now, of course this is completely up to you if you want to see her.” She explained with a calm expression before grinning again. “But it will only be fair to at the very least thank her for the performance don’t you think?”
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