Equestria Handyman
Old Routine, New Surprises (Edited By NagaShark)
Previous ChapterNext Chapter“Aaaand done! That is the last one” Cleaning the sweat from his forehead Mark takes a step back and admires the last packaged cardboard boxes neatly piled with others on a table ready to be picked and sent away.
“Thank you so much Mark you are a lifesaver, we would have taken forever packing all these orders if it wasn’t for you” Turning around the human saw a lime green pegasus with two tones of colors, light green and white,as well as being long and slightly spiky mane and and a smooth tail. Walking toward him holding two glasses of cold water. She was wearing tight blue jeans, a white mini t-shirt that showed her belly button and a wedding right on the index finger of her right hand.
“Don’t mention it Lyra. Just doing my job” He replied before taking the offered glass, and quenched his thirst. “Thanks” Looking at the boxes he couldn’t help but be impressed at the sheer number of them filled to the brim with candy that he had to pack and move. Easily at least 20 of them, making him dread how much candy was inside or how much time it took her and her wife Bon Bon to make it all. “But I have to say that is a LOT of candy right there. Talk about busy hours”
“You can say that again” Lyra chuckled with a roll of her eyes. “But hey that is what happens when you expand your business outside the town”
“You really should be careful not to work yourself ragged. Is Bon Bon still refusing to hire some extra help in the kitchen?” Mark asks with concern, causing Lyra to sigh and look down with a nod. “She continues to be as stubborn as a mule.”
“I heard that!” Came the reproach from the mare in question as she exited the kitchen of their store while continuing to stir a bowl of candy in her hands, her fur was light yellow and had a two tone purple and pink long mane and tail curled up at the edges of it. Like Lyra she was wearing the same type of jeans, a dark pink t-shirt and an apron and chef hat covered in flour handprints.
“And for the hundredth time, we don’t need more help! We are doing just fine as it is, and we will manage the extra orders no problem.” She proclaims in determination, yet Mark was not convinced as the bags under her eyes gave away how little sleep the mare has been getting, most likely working overnight just so they could keep their deadlines.
“My god Bon Bon, when was the last time you slept…?”
“…none of your business!” She interrupts him, pointing at him with the spoon.
“Bon Bon!” Lyra look at her in shock “Mark is just trying to help”
“He helps enough, and I heard you are done, so pay him already and get out!” She says before returning to the kitchen angrily mumbling something as Lyra looks back at the human sweating rivers and beyond embarrassed by her wife's attitude “Mark I’m so, so sorry for that, really. Bonny has been under a lot of stress and well…just as you suspected hasn’t slept too well in the last couple of days, that is why she is so cranky.” She explains looking down in both shame and concern “I virtually had to bribe her with an extra minty treat, just to let me ask for your help”
“Extra minty…” Mark shakes his head before looking at Lyra “I don’t get it. Bon Bon was never this prideful or bossy before, and she would have never ignored you. She loves you that much, why did she suddenly throw herself into her job like this?”
Lyra looks between him and the door where Bon Bon just left biting one of her fingers with uncertainty “It's kind of a long and…kind of personal story but I can’t keep watching her risk her health like this and I don’t know what else to do. You are pretty good at fixing problems, maybe you could solve ours, do you think maybe…?” She stops exchanging glances and look at him with big eyes glimmer with hope
“Anything, if there is a way I can help, just say so”
Lyra looks at the door once more before issuing him to come closer so she could whisper once he does so. “Three months ago Bonny and I decided to have a baby” Mark eyes wide at the revelation but before she could continue Bon Bon voice spoke again.
“LYRA, KITCHEN NOW! I need help with this order!” She practically bellows making the mint unicorn to flinch and look at it with worry “Oh I should really go help her, I...ah...eh, tomorrow is my day off, meet me at the park by the fountain at noon, I will explain everything there I promise” Lyra hurrys up and pays him with a bag full of bits that she virtually shoves into his chest not bothering to even count it before pushing Mark out of the store and close it behind him.
“Coming!” Lyra yells leaving a blinking human standing in front of the door unsure of what just happened.
Later that same night at Mark humble house at the center of ponyville
“...And after that I simply went home and tried to make sense of what happened, I even counted the bits she gave me, 3 times. She overpay me by the way” Using a small enchanted scroll connected to two metallic cylinders as a cellphone, Mark talks while pacing.
“I feel like this is more than sensitive and I shouldn’t speak with anyone about it so casually but well, you are pretty wise and good at keeping secrets so I thought maybe you could help?”
“Oh lover, of course you can count on me, I swear my lips are sealed, well one of them is…” The voice of Celestia could be heard from the scroll, before she chuckled lightly. At first he couldn’t tell if her voice sounded different from the scroll but after hearing her laugh Mark could tell that her voice was slightly deeper than usual, and looked like she was almost whispering.
“Molly?” Mark inquired in surprise causing the princess to chuckle again.
“Hello my little stud, hope you don’t mind me joining the chat, when I heard your voice I simply had to say hi. Don’t worry, we both are hearing, and we will not tell a soul. The last thing either of us wants is making our sweet Marky Po angry. Tell me, did you enjoy my farewell gift?”
“Bella Swan” Mark whispers before chuckling slightly “I should have known you were behind that”
“Oh I can’t take full credit sweetie. Celly was the one that kept bragging about how much of a stud you really are. Of course she would like a piece after that much teasing, and by how she kept a dopey smile the rest of the day I say she got what she was looking for and far more. I simply suggested the idea to my other half and she agreed almost immediately!” She followed before Mark could reply to his concern. “After all, that is what friends are for. And I reeeeally love to spoil my sweet little stud” Stopping from shivering at the sound of her blowing air at her scroll Mark could faintly hear water moving in the background.
“M-Molly, is that water? Did I call while you were taking a bath?” Mark asks in surprise causing the mare to chuckle once more “Why? Did the image of my naked glistering soaking wet body partially covered by foam and semi translucent water inside a tube big enough for two, be too distracting for you?” She emphasizes every word, causing the human to start to sweat and have to sit down while doing his utmost best to ignore the growing boner in his pants and keep the conversation on track.
“I will…”Mark replied with a cracked voice before clearing his throat and trying again “I will power through. So, any advice?” He replies as calmly as possible trying to keep the conversation on track.
“I might have a hypothesis. Are either of these mares particularly wealthy? Or do they have a family member of great wealth?”
“Well, their candy business is starting to take off now that they started taking orders outside ponyville and Lyra has a seat in the Canterlot Royal Orchestra. But overall I’m not sure if they are all that wealthy. I always consider them a fairly humble middle class, maybe middle high class. Why? Can adoption really be that expensive?”
“A little but I think that is not the route these two lovely mares are taking. I’m starting to see what might be troubling little Bon Bon”
“Really? What is it?”
“Your friend Lyra already told you, didn’t she? She says they want to HAVE a baby, not GET a baby. These two are looking for making one the old fashion way, between the two”
“Wait what? You mean like one getting the other pregnant? Is that even possible”
“Oh Marky Po, you naive beautiful stud. Of course it is possible...with the right functional equipment. Nothing a well cast spell can’t fix.”
“Oh dear god, one of them wants to have a sex change…” Mark holds his forehead in surprise until he hears laughing coming from the cellphone. “Oh sweetie, if that were the case, why would your friend ask for your help? No, with how much they love each other, I’m pretty sure neither wants to become a stallion, no what they are after is nothing that extreme. But it sure is expensive, and we are talking real expensive. Like buying a small town worth of expensive” She explained in sorrow.
“What is it?”
“You see, a dick spell is nothing out of the ordinary, honestly it will be no different than buying a sensitive strap. But a FUNCTIONAL organ? Now that is a complete different story, as well a very complex, long, painful and EXPENSIVE spell that only a professional can cast.”
“That is why Bon Bon is working herself to the bone...they are saving up bits.”
“That is just a third of their problem sweetie. They need more than a dick that can shoot, putting aside the monumental trouble that is installing one, even briefly, the sperm can’t just come from nowhere. They will need a donor that can provide with...let's call it, empty seeds to infuse with the offered dickmare. That is another fortune for the stallion and a third one for the spell to make his boys her boys.”
“Finding a donor is really that expensive?”
“Not as much as getting the spell, but yeah. Due to the low rating of stallion births. A job as a breeding stallion can be rewarding. Taxing, harsh and at times even dangerous, especially with me nearby. But rewarding nonetheless. This is why adopting is more easy, but there are mares that simply want to truly have a child of their own, a product of their love in the form of a bundle of joy, with their legacy being passed on.”
“Those two” Mark mumbles looking down, “That is why they are working so hard, but at this rate even if they get the bits, their health...their bodies. Who knows what could happen.”
“Of course that is only a hypothesis dear. I can easily be wrong, we will never know for sure until you ask Lyra directly.”
“Even so, that is a lot to take in, those two poor mares. I sure would like to help them and hey it's just some sperm and it will only be like a piece to help them have a family of course I would gladly lend a hand. I only wish that there could be a way for them not having to spend so many bits...perhaps then Bon Bon will be open to the idea of hiring more help.”
Mark could hear a humming coming from Molly's side “Maybe there is sweetie, maybe there is.”
“What are you pondering Molly?”
“Oh it's still too early to tell, we still need to know what Lyra might ask, but just in case. Just mention that the empty shell spell is the cheapest step on the process and remind them that you will gladly help free of charge”
“...Why?”
“Just trust me with this one Marky Po. I guarantee, everyone will win and those two will not have to sell their panties.” She tells him with a playful giggle. “But if they are offering…”
Mark looked at the scroll with a raised eyebrow before ultimately deciding to trust her and nod “Ok, I trust you. I will tell them that. Thanks Molly.”
“Anytime my sweetie, tell me how it goes ok Marky Po? And don’t skip on any juicy parts, until next time, I had fun talking with you with nothing on. Let's do it again, we could talk about what would you want me to do next” She suddenly started to whisper “Here is the start, can you tell what my free hand is doing right now?” She follows by vocally moaning into the phone “To be continued” She teases before moaning again and ends the call leaving him in shock of how she ended that conversation, before chuckling and rolling his eyes.
Molly, you queen of teases. I’m so gonna get you for that one.
Putting his cellphone away, Mark look at the stars thru the window of his house
Whatever you are planning Molly, I hope it works, those two would be really amazing moms.
The next day
Having arrived half an hour early Mark waited patiently for the mint unicorn, pretending to read a newspaper to look less conspicuous while taking occasional glances of his surroundings. The conversation with Molly, still repeating in his head and making him dread that whatever Lyra might ask, will be uncomfortable for both of them.
“Mark?” Slightly startled by the voice of Lyra, the human looks to his right to see the mare in question looking at him in confusion wearing a trench coat, a big hat, sunglasses and carrying a paper bag. “Why are you here so early?” She asks before looking around to see if there were ponies nearby, which to her luck they weren’t, putting her at ease as she goes to sit next to him and without saying anything open the bag revealing breadcrumbs to feed the birds. “Sorry, after you told me about what you and…”
“Ahemph!” She harshly whispers, giving him a half glance glare with a blush on her face giving him a clear message of not wanting to discuss the details of what he just heard.
“Ah the project you two are working on. I got curious and did some research…and not gonna lie, got a bit impressed by what magic can do. Happy for you two…and scared and empathetic when reading the part of how long and painful it gets” He says keeping his eyes in front of him “Is that why the disguise?”
Lyra simply nods, acting as if nothing was happening. “This isn’t something I don’t exactly want to discuss so casually out in the open, or that potential gossip about my and Bon Bon's personal life.”
“Yeah I get that, personal is definitely an understatement.” Mark says going back to pretending to read as Lyra continues.
“And you say you got scared? Imagine how we felt when we learned about the details of the procedure. I had nightmares for a week” she confessed, trying to lighten the mood. “So you did your homework eh?”
“I’m sorry, I just got a bit confused about how I could help and well. Fish out the water kind of deal.”
“No it's ok, I even appreciate you taking the time to do some research in order to help us, that was really sweet of you Mark” She tells flashing him a smile.
“Anytime Lyra that is what friends are for.” He replies with a smile of his own. “I also know how expensive the whole thing is, so just know that if it helps I’m willing to give you some of my boys free of charge” He casually implies catching her by surprise.
“Mark no! You can’t, do you know how valuable your sperm is? We couldn’t accept such generosity and…” She stops herself and turns to look at him confused. “...wait, you think I was gonna ask you if you could sell us a sperm sample? And yes Mark, we will buy it, these kinds of things are precious and personal and we will not let you leave without even some form of compensation” She adds before he could protest.
“Well…yeah isn’t that what you needed?”
Rather than answering right away, Lyra simply looks away with an even bigger blush catching the human by surprise.
“Isn’t that what you want?”
“Well…it kind of is. I was thinking that we could pay you for the sample…and the organ attached to it” She mumbles the last part so low that Mark almost didn’t hear it but when he does he had to take a double take at the implication.
“Lyra…are you actually suggesting…?”
“Please don’t say it!” She practically begged in embarrassment before returning to feed the pigeons even faster “B…B…But y…yeah a bit, kinda, yes.”
“But what about that other method using that spell?” Mark asks, startled by the revelation.
“Ignoring how insanely expensive it is. Do you have any idea of how disturbing the image alone would it be?! What do you think the nightmares were about?” She ask refusing to make eye contact “And Bon Bon is with me in that one, she too doesn’t like the idea one bit, besides…we kind of want both of us to be pregnant at the same time” She tells with a small smile extending her palm so a pigeon can feed out of it. “The two of us have to experience the joys of a life growing in us. Holding hands for support as we give birth simultaneously. We simply want to ride the mommy train together”
“Wow I…I honestly don’t know what to say, I really didn't think things would take this turn. And the babies will still be…”
“Oh yeah, completely ours. Zecora sold us a special cream just for that. We rub it into our breast, and into your penis, then you feed off our milk and it will be like if the sperm were mine or Bon Bon all alone” She clarified casually, making Mark blush and hide his face at the mental image she inadvertently just gave him. “Don’t worry it will only last 24 hours and the cream will know what mare ‘essence’ to use when you insert it. It is a very useful formula, that herds utilize all the time, there will be nothing to worry about,” She says letting go of the bird.
“Well, I’m happy you are not saving such an insane amount of money for well…that. Especially if it saves the pain and time it requires, but if that wasn’t the issue. Why is Bon Bon so focused on her job, and been acting so grumpy lately?”
“Well finding a stallion that could help us hasn’t been easy. Sure we could hire a random breeder that could help us but honestly we both are uncomfortable with a stranger and we don’t want to risk ruining our friendship with any of our male friends…n-no that there is anything wrong with you Mark!” She quickly added in defense “I simply thought you might understand better.”
She sighs and looks down “We are not looking to start a herd, and we don’t want just any random pervert to help just so he can live out a fantasy of his. What we are looking for is a friend that could help us with a favor, a really personal and difficult favor sure but just that, a favor. We don’t need or want his help during our pregnancy, really Bon Bon and I want the full solo couple experience. And putting the bar that high has reduced the number of options a lot” She tells in disappointment.
“The reason Bon Bon has been like that is well, I believe she is even more frustrated than I am, on how hard it is to find someone that could really help us out, and maybe she is worried she might lash out on her staff in her current state of mind, diving into her work is her coping mechanism.”
Mark doesn’t know what to say and just simply looks down deep in thought. “Mark, listen, I know how all this looks and I completely understand if you say no, but if you are ok with those conditions and promise that if you are there it will be as a friend and not as a wanna be parent…would you help us?”
He sighs and keeps looking down, while Lyra takes as her signal and stands up. “You don’t have to answer right away of course but it will really mean a lot to us if you help Bonny and me become moms…just think about it.”
She takes a couple of steps before Mark grabs her arm sofly “Could…could I have some requests of my own?”
Lyra contained a gasp and looks at him with a smile “Just as long they are nothing too extreme and you respect our terms, I could talk it over with Bon Bon”
“Don’t worry it is not, and I totally get it” Mark smiles at her “Just a friend lending a hand. The conditions are mostly to help with the mood”
Squeaking in glee Lyra can’t help but to hug him from the excitement “Oh Mark, thank you, thank you, thank you! You just made our dream come true!”
He chuckled and hugged her back “Let not celebrate yet, we still need to know if BonBon will agree.
Lyra breaks the hug “Oh yeah of course, but I’m sure she will be equally happy to know you will help. But anyway, what conditions do you have?”
Rather than answer he beckoned her to get closer so he could whisper it in her ear. “Oh my, uh hu, hmmm yeah, make sense, oh we have one of those already!” She smiles and nods.
“Yeah I understand, it seems reasonable enough. I will talk with Bon Bon about it, thanks for been so comprehensive”
“Don’t mention it, you two will be amazing moms, and it will be an honour to help you become that. Just give me a call so we can place a date for when you two are ready”
“Will do, thanks again Mark. You really are a good friend” Lyra waves goodbye and leaves before the park gets too crowded. Leaving the human alone chuckling as he shakes his head.
Oh Molly is not gonna a belived this.
One week later at 7: 30 at night in front of BonBon and Lyra house
Taking a deep breath Mark closed his eyes and ready himself for the night ahead of him. Just as Lyra had said, she told her wife everything and even though she was initially irked that Lyra had gone looking for a donor without her. Bon Bon was surprisingly easy to convince on giving him a chance, something about owing Lyra for some old secrets of her past that he didn’t need to know the details of.
Not only that, but they both were completely on board with the idea of setting the mood and having fun. So not only did they accept his demands they even suggested some more of their own just to, make double sure he knocked them up good, which mean that only thing in the way was waiting for the day their ovulation to arrive, which were already synchronized so he only had to wait until today for the fun to really happen, as Molly had put it once she had heard the news and after stop giggling like a school filly almost demand that once everything was over he better share with her every heated detail of this event.
With renown resolve the human marched up and knocked on their door three times, soon after Bon Bon answered the door catching him by surprise for she was only wearing a light pink bathrobe that hugged her frame nicely. “Well if isn’t the man of the hour. I was half wondering if you would come early.” she says with a raised eyebrow.
“Didn’t want to rush things.” Mark replied trying to calm his racing heart “This is quite the big step for you two, so I imagine you would want a moment to prepare and calm down. I sure needed it.”
“Oh we are more than ready.” Bon Bon replied with a smirk before looking at him with neutrality “So…are we completely clear on what is gonna happen here?” She asks, crossing her arms.
“Crystal clear, just a friend doing you a favor. No herd talk, no romantic relationship, no wanna be parents. Just pure sex and impregnations, no strings attached and no harm to our friendship. This is like helping set a stove or fix your bathroom. Nothing more” Mark says immediately recalling what he is here for and managing to calm down.
“Good” Bon Bon nods before grabbing the neck of his shirt and surprising him with an aggressive kiss while slightly pulling him inside. “In that case, let's get this party started, buckle up stud. You have one hell of a night ahead of you” She virtually growled as it seemed like a switch had just flipped in her brain and Mark could have sworn there were heart shapes in her eyes, as she dived in for a second kiss and closed the door, once inside, she then proceed to just jump at him locking her legs around his waist.
“Well” The voice of Lyra catches both of them as she ends the kiss and slowly turns to see the smirking mare looking at both of them with her arms crossed, and like her partner wearing nothing but a mint green bathrobe. “Someone is getting ahead of herself” She reproached, seemingly not even caring how her wife was about to dry hump the human, right there at the entrance of the house.
“Oh like you wouldn’t have done the same'' Bon Bon returned the smirk letting go of Mark and approaching her wife “I was simply saying thanks to Mark for the favor, and besides…'' Cupping Lyra’s check Bon Bon proceeds to kiss her mare more calmly and passionately than how she just did with the human, making them moan and even intertwine their tongues briefly before separating, connecting with a string of saliva. “...you know how frisky I tend to get during our time of the month.”
“Oh yes, yes I know. That is one of the things I love about you” Lyra says, biting her lower lip, and snaking her hand under BonBon's bathrobe to massage one of her boobs. “I simply didn’t imagine that Mark would get to see that side of you as well, not that it will be an issue mind you. If anything it would only make things even hotter.”
They both start licking their lips with barely constrain carnal desire getting lost in each other's eyes, making the human start to feel like a third wheel.
“I will let you two have your moment while I wait in the living…”
“And where do you think you are going?” Lyra suddenly stops him, grabbing his wrist with her magic, turning her attention to him as Bon Bon stands back and bites one of her nails in anticipation. “You are not going anywhere.” She grabs his wrist and pulls him into a hug “Not until I show you how much I appreciate this gesture of yours, I mean it Mark you have no idea of how thankful we are for this” Without warning she dives in and gives him a deep, strong kiss with tongue moaning into his mouth as their tongues dance and whirl around each other for a solid minute before she breaks the kiss. “We are so going to give you a night to remember.” Lyra exclaimed in happiness, stepping away from the human to let him recover some breath.
“And that is just the preview, just you wait dude. Lyra really knows how to use her tongue” Bon Bon compliments giving her mare a slap on her flank making her flinch and look at her with a giggle.
“C...Can’t wait and see” Mark finally manages to reply with a face red as a tomato trying to calm down and hide his growing boner “I will try to do my best too.”
“Awww aren’t you the sweetest?” Lyra pokes his nose with her finger before grabbing his wrist and leading him deeper into the house. “Enough foreplay, let’s go to the main event.”
“You said it honey!” Bon Bon agrees and grabs his other wrist as both mares lead him to their bedroom where they promptly sit him at the edge of their bed, before stepping away from him with bedroom eyes.
“You better start stripping Mark.” Lyra warns him as they both start to disrobe “Before we tear those clothes off ourselves'.” Opening their robes and let them slide to the ground both mares show their naked figure in front of him stunning the human as in acting by reaction he starts to unbuckle his belt and take off his shirt as fast as he could. Not wanting to stop staring at their naked bodies, and wanting to burn the imagine into his brain. Both having soaking wet pussies begging for attention, with trim pubic hair in the shape of a candy wrap in it. Even if not as big as Celestia's, their breast were nonetheless big with Bon Bon having a bigger set while Lyra nipples seem to be inverted with a darker green and yellow areolas respectevely to complement their gorgeous figures
He only stopped undressing when he reached for his underwear when Lyra took his hand. “No, let us take those off.” Lyra whispered while Bon Bon didn’t waste time before kneeling in front of him she buried her snouth right into his crotch, making him gasp from the surprise as she starts to take deep long whiffs of his genitals separated by the thin layer of fabric making her moan and roll her eyes briefly. “Yes, this exotic musk. Oh Mark your smell is something so different than anything I have had before” Giving him a lick Mark flinches as she starts to nuzzle his growing dick while massaging his balls. “I can’t wait to have a taste, and then compare it to it covered in Lyra’s juices.”
For her part Lyra was only giggling at the display lightly nibbling at Mark’s neck. “Don’t be mean Bonny, stop teasing the poor stud, and help him out of that underwear already, before he milks them.”
With a nod Bon Bon goes to do just that and grabbing the elastic of both sides yank the undergarment down in one go, letting his raging boner free for everyone to see, surprising both mares briefly.
“Oh Mark you have been holding on to us, why didn’t you tell us your dick was on the long side?”
“I…I didn’t think it would matter, I hope it's not a problem?” He asks them with some worry in his voice causing them to giggle. “None at all.” Lyra replies, and he gasps and flinches when Bon Bon passes her tongue from the base to the crown of his appendage. “Not at all indeed, this will do nicely.”
“Do you need the ointment dear?” Lyra enquired using her magic to open the nightstand next to their bed and taking out a bottle the size of a pickle jar filled with a white cream on it before levitating it over her.
“Not…yet” She replied licking her lips “I want to taste it raw first” Lining his dick with her mouth Bon Bon looked up at Mark, gave him a wink and opened her mouth took the entire length of his shaft in her mouth in one go before starting sucking and bobbing her head up and down.
The human had to restrain himself just to not unload his charge right there as Bon Bon’s skill was trying to milk him for all that he has. Resisting the urge of grabbing her head, Mark took a glance at Lyra and saw how she had to stop her treatment and was starting to touch herself and licking her lips by the image of her wife sucking a stallion cock like a champ.
Looking at the bottle he had an idea and grabbed it, catching the attention of both mares making them stop momentarily and look at him with curiosity. “If it is ok with you two. Could I help you apply the cream?” He asks, looking at Bon Bon and then Lyra. “I just didn’t want to leave you out.”
“Auuug.” Bon Bon tells with her mouth still full making him flinch at the vibration, causing her to giggle and then continue, with a nod. Lyra meanwhile looks at him surprised before smiling with half lidded eyes “Aww thank you Mark, that is really considerate of you” She then leaned forward so he could have a better reach of her boobs. “Spread away”
Not needing any further incentive, he got to work taking a good amount of the cream and gently started to rub it into her left boob while his free hand grabbed Lyra's shoulder and slowly made her turn around until her back was against his chest as he kept applying the ointment delically. Getting adventurous, Mark used the distraction and surprise of the mare to move his free hand lower until he reached his mark on her pussy and started to assist her in touching herself “Wha…w…wait Mark what are you…?AH!” Her hips lifted upward the moment he made contact.
“Like I said.” He leaned in and whispered in her ear “I didn’t want to leave you out” He inserted two of his fingers inside, and the same as her breast started to play with her pussy gently exploring her loving hole. “Do you want me to stop?”
“Y…Y…No! K…Keep going!” Lyra finally exclaimed, starting to get lost on her lust as her pussy was starting to get more and more wet, giving the human something else to focus on until another vibration on his appendage make him look down at Bon Bon who was looking at him with an evil smirk stopping in her tracks, immediately realizing what he was doing.
“Legh seeg whoug cugmt figst.” (Let's see who cum first.) She declares before moving to use her breast as well, and placed him in between her boobs, doubling her efforts and start to work even harder with a boobjob on top of her already glorious blowjob causing him to curl his toes from the extra sensation, and silently agreeing as he start to work faster on Lyra resulting in her moaning more and more loudly, and her nipples to slowly appear and stand to attention hard as diamonds and beginning to lactate.
Soon the room was filled with slurpy sounds and moans and after a couple of minutes, Lyra's chest was glistening with the cream, her eyes were rollback and her tongue was hanging, as Mark could feel her pussy winking like crazy. Her orgasm was fast approaching, something he wasn’t too far behind either. With a grunt he looked down at Bon Bon again and saw how her nipples were rock as well. “Bon…Bon I’m about to…I’m about to cum!” He warned her but rather than stopping she took it as her signal to work even faster maintaining eye contact and smirking in victory.
She wants me to cum in her mouth? Mark ponders for a moment before his vision is invaded by Lyra who, using her magic for support, sits down on his lap and grabs his face before placing it right into her breasts. “Start sucking, suck me dry. Drink every drop of my milk!” She sounded almost feral and desperate, which served him as a reminder of why he came here in the first place.
Opening his mouth he took her right nipple and started to suck, as the delicious sensation of mint flavour milk invaded his taste buds, which served as incentive to drink her delicious nectar “Oh Celestia YES! Drink more, drink my milk Mark! Drink it all like the good boy you are! Drink and make me a mommy!” Lyra yells in ecstasy caressing his head as a strong orgasm finally erupts in both of them at the same time, right into Bon Bon face and mouth as she keeps sucking until it ends.
Letting go of his head Lyra saw his cheeks full and some milk drops falling from his mouth before he swallowed it, never breaking eye contact as he licks his lips with a big smile. “Delicious.” Unable to stop herself from blushing at the compliment Lyra returned to normal and giggling like a school filly holding her mouth with one mouth she looks away, until remembering her partner and looking back she saw Bon Bon standing up in victory wiping the mare juice of her face as she open her mouth to reveal all of his cum.
A moment later Lyra stood up and before Bon Bon could do anything she grab her face and brought her into a surprise kiss that surprise her and half voice her complain trying to stop her but it was too late as Lyra had robbed her of her prize and took all of his seed on her own mouth and swallowed it too, while looking at him as well. “Yours too.”
Now it was Mark turn to blush as he looked away in embarrassment.
“Lyra, not fair! That was my cum” Bon Bon complained but her wife already took her by her shoulder and tossed her into their bed, making her eep from the surprise. “Don’t be greedy Bonny you can drink cum later” Lyra tells, placing herself in between her legs and spreading them apart next to her levitating the ointment “But first, it is your turn. Mark dear, would you mind applying the cream to my wife's breast, while I work on her pussy?” She ask him sweetly, lifting one of her legs and lining both of their vaginas, giving Bon Bon the idea of what was about to happen making her smile and lick her lips in anticipation
“S…Sure!” He nods, liking where this was going, and taking the bottle once more, as the two mares connect, making them moan at the same time. “Oh Bonny wait until you feel him, his hands are divine!” Lyra speaks as she starts moving.
“By how he turned you into a screaming mess, I’m sure of it, but it will not be fair if only we have all the fun Lyra” Bon Bon mentions grabbing a handful of the ointment as well, before looking at Mark “We might as well prepare your tool while we are it, what do you say dude? Up for a handjob?”
“Sure, just don’t make me finish, I still have two buns to place after all” He replied, smearing the cream between his hands, relaxing more with the two mares, who chuckle and nod before moaning as their lips keep kissing, soon starting to find a rhythmic hypnotic dance, with their pelvis, looking at one another with nothing but adoration as Mark set to work. A task that grew more difficult by the second as he found their love making so distracting, and a part of him didn't want to interrupt such display of pure love between the two.
Something Bon Bon soon notices, as his treatment starts to slow down, and looking at him she sees him almost hesitant to touch her.
“What is the matter?” She is confused and slightly concerned by his sudden shyness.
“Nothing, it's just…seeing how much you love each other. It is almost criminal for me to just butt in. I didn’t want to ruin the Mo…MENT!” Without warning Bon had grabbed his dick and yanked it, she made him move closer toward her and direct it into her mouth.
“You are a good guy Mark. Been so considerate about our feelings and respect how much Lyra and I love each other. But please don’t let that get in the way.” She started talking calmly, flinching occasionally as Lyra had resumed her work nodding at her words.
“This might be a favor but this night is also for you Mark, don’t be afraid to act on your impulses. I know you want to.” She starts rubbing the cream on his dick while giving him a handjob occasionally kissing it, as Lyra caresses his check making him realize how Bon Bon had guided him into a triangle position. “We all do, Marky” Lyra says, winking at him.
“Tonight we let our instincts do the talking so no more holding back, understood?” Bon Bon says as Mark simply nods and with renewed vigor. “Good then take that cream and spread it on my girls as if you were glazing a cake!”
With no further incentives needed he started applying the cream on her breast giving the same care and delicacy he gave Lyra, as he slowly starts to explore her body in search of her weak spots. “Oh y...yeah that is more li…ah!…ke it” Bon Bon moans, starting to get even more turned on by the pleasure that both him and Lyra were giving her.
“That's it, Marky, spread that cream. Spread it well and good, make her boobs glisten like diamonds!” Lyra continues to dirty talk, until he grabs the back of her head so they look eye to eye. “Just a fair warning. I’m more of a giver, which means that once I start I can’t stop. Not until I make sure that the mare I’m with is in complete and total bliss by the end of the night.” He warns with a growing smile before looking down at Bon Bon “Both of them”
Chuckling in anticipation Lyra was surprised when he captures her lips and he starts to make out and once done applying the ointment grabs her hips and start to assist in bucking her wife, while Bon Bon having completed her task as well couldn’t resist but to give him another blowjob completing the triangle as the couple keeps enjoying their human friends assertiveness as they start to find a rhythm to their actions until the time arrives, and both mares find themself at their limits, and their orgasms fast approaching.
Changing position Lyra sat and started eating Bon Bon’s pussy while she sat up and getting next to her Mark kissed her neck briefly before grabbing her right breast and starting suckling with gusto, while caressing, pinching and playing with her left soaking breast. Her milk has a creamy vanilla flavour to it like a melted marshmallow. Causing him to chuckle on how both her and Lyra really lived up to their names as she holds the back of their heads “You like how I taste don’t you? Yes, you like eating and drinking this succulent bon bon, you simply can’t get enough of me. I’m the most delicious candy you have ever tasted.”
Bon Bon announces as her orgasm was fast approaching, and not to soon after, her floodgates opened and Lyra was splashed by her wifes mare juice while her milk shoots out like a geyser right into Mark’s mouth, almost choking him as he tries to drink as much of it as was possible, until all of them collapse and lay on the bed riding out the afterglow. The mares in particular are panting, enjoying how the night has turned out so far.
Mark for his part was content remembering the delicious taste that was their milk as he patiently waited to continue, Having more than enough stamina to continue after all the times he had slept with Celestia in the past.
Once the mares had recovered enough strength he sat down behind the two with a rock hard penis ready for action. “Ok ladies, who wants to be a mommy first?” He asks with a smirk and a raised eyebrow as the mares smile and look at one another “Bonny won the coin flip, so she got dibs.” Lyra answered, as she climb on top of her until they were in a 69 position and help her spread both her legs and her soaking wet lips as her vagina was winking like crazy. “Go ahead Marky, fuck a foal into us.”
Nodding at her request, he lines his dick to her pussy and inserts the tip causing Bon Bon to moan and grab Lyra's pussy so she could start eating her out as Mark kept going until his balls were touching her entrance, Bon Bon’s walls clamping him like a vice caressing his member and trying to suck it for all that was worth.
Pushing away Mark manages to get almost all of his penis out before ramming back inside over and over again gaining more speed and filling the room with moans and gasps for both mares as he starts to get to work.
As the hours pass the human keeps good to his promise and keeps shooting load after load of his seed in both mares, changing position constantly, and finding new buttons to push and help reach their orgasms.
“Yes…yes keep drinking! That's a good boy! Let's milk each other! Drink to the last drop!” Lyra yells as Mark keep fucking standing up while grabbing both of her breasts and helping himself to another drink of milk while Bon Bon furiously masturbates in bed.
“Oh Mark! You like my flank right? Go ahead, touch it, play with it. Give it a good slap!” Bon Bon yells in ecstasy as he rides her doggy style while Lyra takes advantage and starts to help herself to some of Bon Bon’s milk.
“By the stars! How much stamina does this stud have!? My mind is gonna turn into mush at this rate!”
“I know! This is heaven. Bon Bon I love you!”
“I love you too Lyra!” Both mares hold hands and share a passionate kiss with Lyra laying on top of Bon Bon as Mark keeps fucking both with his dick in between their pussies and changing holes with each thrust.
“Don’t stop!” Both mares yell at him the moment he seems to slow down more out of concern rather than fatigue, making him shrug and simply ram them for all that they were worth until they were practically screaming in ecstasy.
With the grandfather clock announcing midnight, Mark swipes the sweat off his forehead and admires his handiwork. Both Lyra and Bon Bon unconscious in their bed with freshly clean sheets with content dopey smiles and twitching legs, as they hold hands. The human deciding to take it upon himself to clean both the bed and even the unconscious mares, from the complete mess they have left, half an hour earlier, as to not cause any discomfort while they sleep or having to deal with the dread of a messy bed after sex.
Putting a clean blanket on the naked couple the human was preparing to leave when he suddenly found a hand grabbing his wrist and pushing him into bed where both mares still unconscious place themselves on either side of his body in a big hug and proceed to spoon him like a giant teddy bear as he could feel their still stiff nipples firmly pressing his chest. Resigning to his fate Mark couldn’t do anything else but to roll his eyes and then close them getting comfortable in the mare sandwich he was currently in. “Good night…future mommies” He whispered before sleep finally took him.
The next morning
The sound of sucking, followed by an incredible sensation woke the human up as he was unable to hold back and released a new load of cum. Looking down, he saw Lyra taking advantage of his morning wood to give him a blowjob as Bon Bon was nowhere to be found.
“L…Lyra? What are you…?ah!” He had to stop when the mare expertly went back to work as her tongue started to play with his dick, moving like a snake making sure of cleaning any remaining cum on it or in it, before letting go and looking at him with a smile.
“Good morning Mark. Hope you don’t mind if I help myself. After last night and remembering how I still owe you a blowjob I simply couldn’t resist.” Giving his dick a kiss she crawls up until they were face to face “Last night you were fantastic Mark! By Celestia’s mane do you have stamina” She says impressed while laying on top of him.
Chuckling with some embarrassment he places his hand on her back and looked away “Thanks, Bon Bon wasn’t kidding either your tongue is surprisingly long…and malleable. That was incredible.”
“Thank you, glad to hear it. You more than earned it, after last night. By Celestia,I thought we would be the ones that would rock your world with your first threesome but wow, you really know how to screw a mares brains out.”
He chuckled in embarrassment “I might have gotten carried away a little, you two are simply gorgeous and when you told me not to hold back, well I just couldn’t resist trying my best. I just hope it worked, and soon you two will be proud mommies.”
“Aww thank you Mark. I really hope it does too, but only time will tell” She looks at him with bedroom eyes “And we might need to have more tries just to make sure.”
“You can count on me” He nods in determination before looking around “And where is Bon Bon by the way?”
“Probably in the kitchen. She often likes to prepare big dishes after sex, especially during this time of the month” Lyra answer casually
“…you are kidding”
“Nope, it's kind of our thing. She likes to cook while I like to write songs, we really wear our passions on our sleeves, while in this kind of bliss”
“But I’m not seeing…” Before Mark could say anything she points to her night stand and he could see a tower of papers that weren’t there before next to a bottle of ink and a feather “…ah.”
“Yep, get ready Mark, today we feast like rulers.”
All of the sudden they both hear Bon Bon scream making him stand up and look at the front door were moments later the mare in question wearing a pair of pink pantis and a simple old semi transparent white t-shirt that show how she wasn’t wearing any bra, marches in with a giant grin on her face and a pregnancy test on her hand “It work! Lyra it worked!” She dashes to bed and doesn't waste time in showing the probe showing the result “The bun is in the oven, which means it is in yours too, we are gonna be mommies!”
Gasping in surprise and then happiness Lyra can’t help but to yell in happiness as well and hug their partner as they stand up and start jumping up and down in complete glee, tears starting to form on both of their eyes.
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I can’t wait, please Celestia let me know…know I…bathroom!” Holding her mouth Lyra rushed out of the room and into the bathroom starting to feel the morning sickness causing Bon Bon to cheer once more knowing what that meant.
“Well…I suppose that confirms it” Mark says sitting down and grabs his boxers “Congratulations you two, welcome to parent...UPHM!” Tackling him into the bed Bon Bon gives mark a big slow kiss on the mouth using her tongue and sucking repeatedly for a solid minute before breaking the kiss. “Oh Mark, thank you so much! How would we ever repay you?!” She says with tears in her eyes as she smushes his face in between her perky breast causing him to blush real hard.
“Ah…eh, invite me for breakfast and hire some help at your store?” He replies thinking the first thing that comes to his mind.
“Done!” She agrees without missing a beat letting him go and walking through the door. “And please feel free to take a shower before leaving, I insist” She suggests leaving with more sway in her hips giving him a clear view of her rump as she departs.
“Ah ok” He finally replied semi in trance by her butt and confused at the offer but decided to comply as he prepared to get dressed once more.
“Lyra! Brush your teeths twice before you do it!” Bon Bon calls as she heads for the kitchen.
“Got it!” Her wife replies leaving the confused human in the hallway.
“Do what?” His question is immediately answered as like what happen with Bon Bon, Lyra suddenly tackles him into the ground as well and proceed to kiss him repeatedly ending in one long kiss treatment to make him stand to attention once more, especially in how Lyra was still pretty much naked and she was firmly pressing her body against his. “You are so not leaving, empty handed stud!” Lyra proclaims biting the air and winking before standing up and going to her room most likely to get changed.
Blinking a couple of times the human can only stare at the door for a moment before standing up and deciding that he better take Bon Bon’s offer and take care of his boner before anything else happens.
Letting the hot water wash away the soreness in his muscles Mark let go a sigh of relaxation as he closed his eyes, enjoying his moment of peace and letting himself have some small degree of pride for a job well done, in more than one way. On his way to the girls house he wasn’t completely sure how things would develop or what exactly he was supposed to do once the deed was done. He sure didn’t want to make anything awkward or feel like he was messing with what otherwise would be a joyful moment between those two, so seeing how none of that happen and instead both Lyra and Bon seem REEEEALLY thankful for him, he couldn’t help but smile washing the shampo off his face in time to hear the bathroom door open and closing behind.
Startled, he turned around only to find Bon Bon butt naked once more entering the batube looking at him with bedroom eyes all of the sudden. “Hello handsome.”
“B…B…Bon Bon? Wha…why are you…?” The mare silenced him by placing one of her fingers on his mouth and pressing her chest against him “Just thought of helping you clean up. After receiving such wonderful news, I have gotten in a celebrating mood” Pressing her puss against his crotch she starts to girate her hips, never breaking eye contact. “Care for one last dance big boy?”
“B…But why? What about Lyra, I thought…?” She silenced him once more “What did I tell you about holding back? Don’t think to much about it and enjoy it Marky, consider it a farewell fuck for the road, and as for my wife.” She gets closer to his ear. “Who’s idea do you think it was?”
If his dick wasn’t rock hard before, it sure was now after that revelation. “S…So Lyra also wants…?”
Chuckling Bon Bon shook her head “No, Lyra had already had more than her fill and didn’t want to give you the wrong idea with so much attention, while I on the other hand...” Letting go of him she turned around and bent over against the wall before looking back at him and using one hand spread one of her butt cheeks to give him a clear view of her black star.“…I always wanted to try this, and Lyra never was for anal. So what do you say dude? Will you help me with one last fantasy before you go? I will let you play with the girls” She adds with a shake of her hips
“W…well I don’t mind helping you with this too, as long as Lyra is ok with it.” Mark agrees, approaching her and grabbing both of her flanks. “Oh she doesn’t, don’t worry about it.” Bon Bon tells moaning in anticipation, as she could feel his dick rubbing against her labia rubbing it up as preparing before he line it up to her ring.
“Have you ever done this before?” He whispers into her ear getting a firm grip on her flank as she shakes her head slowly.
“Got it, in that case let start slow and delicate, I don’t want to hurt you”
She nods vigorously as he slowly starts to enter and spread her inside, making her hold a gasp at the new intrusion “Especially now that you are a mommy.” Mark could feel her whole body shiver the second he utters those words as all of the sudden she bucks backward putting all of his dick inside her anus.
“Oh Celestia help me, it feels even better than any of my toys! Say it again” She tells with hearts forming in her eyes.
“What?” That is all Mark can say at the sudden change in personality
“Say I’m a mommy, say I’m a good mom”
Understanding what was happening he nods and smiles, grabbing her breasts and starts playing with them as he starts to insert his dick into her over and over again.
“You are a good mommy.”
“Yes!” He presses her against the glass door, while continuing to fuck her like a jackhammer.
“You are gonna be a great mommy!”
“Yes!” She yells as her vision starts to get blurry.
“You are such a naughty mommy.”
“Yes…yes I’m! I’m a naughty mommy that likes it rough in the ass! Fuck me Mark! Fuck me like the slutty mommy that I am.”
Their session continued for a while until her climax finally erupted and Mark shot one last load inside of her, holding her close while Bon Bon rode her orgasm out with a dopey smile.
Afterwards and after having a proper shower the two exited the bathroom and had breakfast with Lyra who was waiting for the two of them with a big smile and then gave him a bag the size of a trash bag full of bits ready to give to Mark.
“Dear god, this is…Lyra it is too much I couldn’t…”
“Yes you can and will Mark. Trust me you earned and deserve every single bit” Lyra glares at him with finality making him know that he will take the money one way or another.
Saying their goodbyes, they part ways with the human waving at the happy couple, who reciprocate the action while hugging each other and promising him an invitation to their baby shower and to please keep it a secret until their announcement, which he was more than happy to oblige.
Once gone Bon Bon closes the door and stretches.
“By the stars what a night! That Mark fella really knows his way around a mare.”
“Oh you can say that again dear” Lyra agrees plopping herself into a nearby couch in slight exhaustion “Now THAT is a friend, we should do something for him.”
“Having a threesome, and that bag of bits wasn’t more than enough?” Bon Bon looked at her partner with a raised eyebrow.
“Not like that, I mean he is a nice stud. And I feel a bit sad knowing he hasn’t formed a nice herd yet, and yes Bon Bon I say herd, no mare could ever be able to handle that kind of beast alone.”
Bon Bon chuckles and simply nods remembering how it felt during their shower session.
“So I thought maybe we could help him out with that, he probably doesn’t even know how courtship works here in Equestria so maybe, we could teach him about it, and set up a blind date?”
Chuckling Bon Bon shook her head “Oh Lyra you helpless romantic, ok you peaked my interest what do you have in mind honey?” She ask her with a raise eyebrow
“Well the first thing would be to find a good alpha mare, tell me Bonny, is your cousin still single?” Lyra asks with a smirk and a raised eyebrow of her own.
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