Equestria Handyman

Three years ago

The tension kept building up as Celestia continued glaring daggers at Mark while he just looked around nervously sitting in her office and feeling like a student that was just sent to the principal's office after doing something really bad. Something that could potentially mean expulsion if he didn’t come up with a compelling argument.

After what felt like an eternity with the clicking sound of a clock nearby the princess of the sun finally broke the silence with a sigh as she looked down in disappointment. “Mr. Stars” He flinched at how she was using honorifics.

Oh boy using my given title? This is bad, this is really bad.

“Do you know exactly why I called you here?” She questioned him with a raised eyebrow.

“I...I was told you wanted to tell me something about…Twilight” She cleared her throat in annoyance.

“Ah…!” Princess Sparkle's decision to reject being your successor, but I thought you and Luna were ok with…”

Celestia stopped him by raising her hand “Precisely, that is what I wanted to discuss with you. Tell me Mr. Stars, do you know how many years I had Twilight as my pupil?”

“Well she told me that you took her under your wing the same day she got her cutie mark and that was when she was 6, she is 20 now so…14 years?”

“Exactly, 14 years where I groom, teach, guide and advise her into becoming the princess she is today” She told while standing up and approaching her balcony until she was face to face with the glass door of it. “A mare I could trust Equestria as my successor. A mare I practically raised and saw her grow as if she was my own child.”

She sighed and closed her eyes in frustration “A mare that could have birthed a new and prosperous era of harmony and friendship to Equestria if you hadn’t said anything. All those years down the drain just because you couldn’t keep your mouth shut” She glared at him and through the reflection in the glass.

“Princess, in my defense…”

“No! You listen here mister! Do you even know half of the problems you just caused!?” Celestia didn’t let him finish as she turned around and lashed out in anger at him. “The future you just robbed Equestria of?! The years I have spent searching for the right successor reduced to nothing and that I have to start again from zero? Well? Do you?!”

Mark looked at her in surprise at her outburst for a second before taking on a more serious tone “She has the right to choose and you know it princess.”

She sighed in frustration and returned to her desk “She does, and I respect her decision but it doesn’t erase the problem you made as a result.”

“Princess look, I’m deeply sorry for the mess I caused but the school of friendship is what she chose out of her own free will. She might not have had a dream of her own before, but she found one in that school, and was happy with her friends teaching friendship to everyone. I’m sorry to tell you but becoming Equestria next queen…”

“…Princess” She was quick to correct him.

“…Right, the next princess was never truly her dream. It was yours, and I don’t think it’s fair to simply decided to hand over the crown without even asking if she ever wanted it in the first place.”

“So that is gonna be your excuse? Just saying it was all her choice and you had nothing to do with it? Are you seriously just gonna walk away from this?” She slammed her fist into the desk making it crack from the force “Why don’t I just bend over so you can finish screwing me over already!” She blurted out catching both off guard as her eyes widened and she covered her mouth.

“Ah what just…?”

“Don’t!” Celestia raised her hand and looked down in both frustration and tiredness “Don’t…pay any attention to that”

Her voice was filled with sorrow and the human couldn’t help but felt like all this mess was more than just a title. “This is not just about Twilight isn’t it? You also wanted to retire, didn't you?”

She sighed again and intertwining her fingers she closed her eyes “One thousand and eighteen years Mark, do you have any idea how demanding and draining it is to be the ruler of a nation for that long?”

“It…it really sounds dreadful and even a titanic chore when thinking about it. Especially if on top you had to raise and lower the sun and moon for a thousand of those years” Mark answered looking down in pity.

“I've been doing this for far too long, and I’m more than tired, I just want to pass the torch and finally rest with my sister. See the world, ditch all of the royal drama…maybe even find my special somepony” She mumbled the last part with some heat in her cheeks so low the human didn’t hear the last part.

“I understand, anyone would like a break after a while to spend time with...hey wait a minute!” Mark's eyes widened in realization as he pointed at her with an accusing finger “Isn’t this unfair to your sister too?”

“What did you say?” Celestia looked at him with new anger starting to form.

“Twilight told me about the whole thing with Nightmare Moon, you promised her that you would rule together, as equals, but so far for what I’ve been seeing you are still the favourite princess while she is left stuck with night shift where there is almost nothing to do except maybe one or two meetings and just checks on other ponies dreams.”

Celestia physically flinched in anger at the accusation.

“Furthermore, if you really wanted a break, why not hand over the nation to her? She only has been ruling with you for what? Eight years? Come on Princess, wouldn't it have been more logical and fair to just let her have her turn to shine already as a full time ruler?” One of her eyes started to twitch and the human failed to realize how the room was starting to heat up.

“Honestly for you going as far as to start looking for a replacement instead of trusting your sister with the nation it sounds almost childish, as if Equestria is some kind of toy you rather give away before letting your sister play with”

“Mark” Looking up, the human had to take a step back when he looked at her with pure fury in her eyes.

“GET OUT!”

With a furious roar the human was propelled backwards out of her room, running away before the flames could reach him.

“Sorry, sorry I promise I will fix this mess!” Celestia heard before she used her magic to close the door with force before sitting again and holding her temples with one hand.

I only wanted to be done with the same princess routine, is it really that much to ask?

Suddenly she heard her door open again and Mark popped his head in.“Just putting it out there, would you be willing to relinquish your power to Luna and let her rule Equestria for a thousand years? AH!” He dodged a fireball heading straight at his head and closed the door.

The following days, Mark was subjected to all manner of chores and unexpected tasks starting with rude awakenings from the guards who demanded him to put on a butler uniform and proclaimed that he had officially became Celestia’s personal chore boy, which in essence meant that he had to follow her around everywhere she goes and bring anything she required at any moment.

“Princess, princess I’m not sure if this is working,” Mark said, trying to catch up with her while carrying a tower of paper twice his size.

“Oh really? Do you think this is too much work?” She replies sarcastically, glaring at him from over her shoulder as they keep walking.

“I don’t mean it like that, I mean that…”

“If you have time to talk you have time to work now go fetch me a box of donuts!” She barks orders pointing at the door.

“What but what about these documents”

“Not my problem, now move!”

“But princess I…”

“I’m sorry, I have a royal court to attempt.” She replied, closing the door with force in front of him, causing him to drop all the papers and sigh in defeat at the mess around him. Starting to pick them up he looked at the guards standing at the door with their gaze forward “Any chance she was joking about the donut thing?”

Rather than answer they simply looked at him with a raised eyebrow making him sigh once more “Yeah of course not.”

After that Mark simply stayed silent and decided to let the princess do her thing obeying any command as ridiculous as it might sound with Mark trying to do them as best as he could, only for him to keep receiving criticism after criticism for minor problems. Thankfully Luna wasn’t as hard as Celestia and she hadn’t demand him to do anything, yet she hadn’t seemed to be particularly eager to help him either as she merely resorted to continue giving him the cold shoulder, no doubt angered too of forcing them to keep ruling when all they wanted was to pass the torch.

Adding more guilt to his conscience.

I'm getting nowhere like this!

Mark punched the wall of his room cracking it in the process.

I promise that I will help fix this mess but so far I have been nothing more than just a glorified butler, they have thousands of those already, and solve nothing. Come on there must be something else I’m not seeing

He looked up through the window of his room, which was more like a spacious closet, for how little room there was in it. Whose only source of light was the window and a lightbulb in the middle of the room, no doubt a part of their passive aggressive way of payback for his actions.

I don’t know yet how but I will find a way to repair all this. I promise you two, I will find a solution someway or another.

Back at the present

With a sigh the human looks up at the moon through the window of his home, in contemplation, wearing nothing but his white boxers with sun stamps on them.

“What is the matter, Marky-Po?” Celestia sneaks behind him and hugs his back while nuzzling his neck, wearing a pink semi transparent night gown, and yellow panties. “Something on your mind?”

“It’s nothing Celly, I was just remembering back to when you summoned me, after Twilight rejected your offer.” He tells her with a smile “Boy were you angry back then.”

“And whose fault was it?” She replied with a smirk.

“Yeah it was mine, I stepped out of line accusing you of being childish back then.”

“You sure did.” They both share a chuckle before her expression turns more solemn as they keep looking at the moon “But you were also very brave Mark, not too many ponies would be able to stand their ground when facing an angry alicorn, even less to talk back. Don’t get me wrong, it was still pretty stupid, but also brave.”

“Makes me wonder how we ended up from that start to having this incredible friends with benefits relationship of ours.” He turns around to look at her and hold her hands.

“Let not dwell too much in the past” She gives him a short kiss before her eyes turn sultry and she starts to lead him back to bed “Now come back to bed sweetie. Let me help you clear your mind.” She mentions before licking her lips as they make their way to his room.

And sure as she promised the moment the princess stripped naked in front of him and lay on his bed spreading her legs and inviting him to come over with her finger all other thoughts he was currently having were gone and his mouth started to salivate. While he approaches the base of the bed and kneels down he grabs both sides of her hips.

“God I love our friendship”

“Then why not proveit, sweetie? I’m wearing a new edible underwear” She whispers the last part as a final incentive that works as he dives in and gives her pussy a long lick earning a moan from Celestia who giggles at his eagerness before gasping and lifts her hips so he could grab hold of her flanks while enjoying her lemon pie flavored panties.

God she is even wearing my favourite dessert flavor! I need to return the favor.

At that moment nothing would have made him happier than to just dig in and reach the princess’ deepest treasure, but not wanting to have all the fun he decided to take his time and let her enjoy their session as much as he was, taking slow and long licks on her pussy, making sure to reach all the right spots, confirmed for how she was getting wetter and her gasp and moans were slowly increasing in volume, until eventually her first orgasm came like a torrent soaking her panties complete. In the heat of the moment Mark couldn’t help himself and bite and rip off her panties taking a big chunk out of it, enjoying the flavor of a very erotic hard candy before swallowing admiring his handy work.

In front of him Celestia was panting, riding her afterglow as her well trimmed rainbow color pussy keeps winking like crazy, once he thought she had calmed down enough, he licks his finger and was about to continue his administration when a golden aura grab his wrist and launches him forward into the eager arms of Celestia. Who looks at him with lust filled eyes. “No more warming up! Take that dick of yours and ram it inside my pussy NOW!” She commanded almost in a feral and desperate tone, as she used her magic to take off his boxers and released his rock hard dick from it, restraining it from lining up to her waiting pussy.

Drunk in lust Mark simply dove in and rams his dick in her with all his might while at the same time aggressively kissing her, as she hugs him with both arms, legs and even entangles her tail around his right foot, as their love making quickly turns more feral. Her walls clamp on his dick massaging and milking it for all that it was worth.

They toss and turn exchanging positions, eventually taking their session all over the room as Mark rams Celestia against the wall to fuck her standing up, eating each other out in a 69 position and even defying gravity when her magic starts to short circuit and both floated in mid air as he takes her cowgirl style.

Both grunting and growling, with Mark even resorting to lightly biting down on Celestia's neck while mounting her like a possessed animal which only served to drive her more crazy, wanting nothing more than to mate with her partner.

Riding their final afterglow both human and princess collapse on his bed completely drenched in sweat and other fluids holding each other for dear life in a tight hug, with Celestia using her magic and wings to cover her partner and put a blanket on top of the two, as they pant slowly letting sleep take them away. Big smiles plastered on their faces, unknowing how at the moment they were sharing the exact line of thought before falling asleep

God I think I’m getting addicted to this mare
Heaven I think I’m getting addicted to this human