Equestria Handyman

“Oh what about this one?”

“Hmm, nah too small, I need the extra space for materials just in case.” Mark politely declined the option as he and Fluttershy were looking for houses available in ponyville. After sharing the news to his mares on how he unfortunately would be having to move out from his apartment and as a result, spend a bit more time in Canterlot, they didn’t waste time and start investigating options on how to speed and help him find a new place to live, not only to have a genuine home of his own but also, a place in which he could start promoting his services more clearly to the masses. A freelancer type of arrangement basically.

And so, after Spike agreed to look after her animal friends while she was gone, Fluttershy took the first train to Canterlot and decided to pay him a visit and do a bit of house hunting with all the magazines she brought with her. Finding very prominent ones in the process and going through the process of elimination to approach the ideal one.

“Ok that is another one down, only five remaining.” She pulls the flyer away and lays the remaining 5 in front of the two as they cuddle closer on his bed, her even using her wing as a blanket for him to use.

“You know if anything happens I could always just go live in the cabin too.”

“Out of the question!” She quickly shook her head without skipping a beat. “That is your little space and I would not let you sacrifice it, without at least considering the options” She rubs her face against his chest affectionately “Besides, if you were to live there, it would no longer be our special little nest right?” She emphasizes her point by actually purring, making him nervous and looking away with a blush.

“Come on Fluttershy, don’t distract me now.”

“Whatever do you mean?” She keeps up her assault and flutters her eyelashes at him.

“F-fine, we will leave the cabin as the last option.” He picks one of the options “But is it really that important that they all have a basement. I still find it weird why you want to put it as a must.”

“Well, where would my hunter keep his precious trophies then?” She argues. “I know you try to be reasonable, and just recycle everything but I just thought it would be practical if you could have at least a little space for your tools.”

“Gosh I can’t believe a caretaker actually just said that.” She chuckles, taking it as a compliment as they keep looking at each other, until a knock at the door alerts them both.

“Were you expecting someone?” Fluttershy turns to Mark as he shakes his head, and goes to answer the door to see the Princess of the Sun on the other side. “Hi Mark.” She pokes her head to the side and smiles at Fluttershy. “Hi Fluttershy, is this a bad time?”

“Hi Princess Celestia” Fluttershy stood up, and approached Mark, who hugged her with one arm. “Is something matter?”

“Not at all, I was just wondering if I could come in. There is a certain subject I wanted to discuss with you two. One that is a bit of a personal matter.”

“I see.” Mark nods in understanding, looking at Fluttershy in worry. “Do you mind if we pause this for a moment, kitten? The princess is right, this is kind of important and you should know about this.”

She looks at them still confused, but nods as Mark steps away and lets her in, before closing the door behind.

“So I would like to start by asking, have you told her anything?”

“No.” Mark shakes his head and grabs hold of Fluttershy’s hand who just keeps looking at him in surprise and confusion. “As promised I stayed quiet, for the moment only Milky knows, I wanted to discuss it with you first before telling it to the rest of the herd.”

“Thank you” Celestia smiles in gratitude as the poor caretaker keeps exchanging looks between the two. “Hm…c-could anyone please tell me what is happening?”

Celestia sighs and offers a chair. “You might want to sit down for this Fluttershy, the news could be quite surprising, you see, even though I didn’t or are presently seeking a relationship, Mark and I…have formed a special kind of friendship.” She smiles at him and takes his hand once everyone is sat down. “One intimate kind of friendship.”

“W-W-what?!” She looks at her in disbelief before looking at Mark who nods in agreement. “You and the princess are friends with b-benefits?!”

He gets scared and grabs her shoulder. “Honey calm down, don’t shout.”

“Do not worry Mark, I already placed the sound dome” Celestia horn stops shining as she looks at Fluttershy with a nod. “That is right Fluttershy, your coltfriend and I have developed a special intimate type of friendship where we have explored the pleasures of the flesh since he stayed in the castle for a while, a secret that I don’t have the heart as to ask him to keep it from his herd, and only wish for you to please maintain it.” She looks at her with pleading eyes.

“I…I understand.” She replies with a nod. “You can trust in me Princess, just need a moment to process all of this, my sweet hunter. He actually hunted the sun itself.” She says starting to smile at the idea and Mark could see some pride in her eyes.

“So Hunter eh? So my sweet little master has been fishing for more titles? That is hot” Mark's blood froze a little when he recognized Molly's voice and saw how Celestia's eyes turned from magenta to red, both Princesses were present at the moment.

“Master?” Fluttershy repeated herself, surprised that the princess actually said those words before looking at him with curiosity “Is she your kitten too?!” She asked slightly irked and hurt at the revelation.

“No! No! She isn’t you are my only kitten Fluttershy I promise” He grabs her hand to try to calm her down. “What we had is different than what happen with Celly or Molly”

“But just as intense judging by that scream” Fluttershy question just keeps pulling away as Celestia’s mane was slowly turning pink, and her gaze was going from motherly to sultry. “So you are the mare of the hour, not bad kitty, I almost got jealous.”

Fluttershy started to get uncomfortable in how the Princess was looking at her, until Mark stepped in, “Enough Molly! If you want to stay, you better behave.” He warns her and the Princess actually listens and steps back. “As you wish, master.”

Sighing in frustration Mark looks at Fluttershy in sorrow “I swear I will explain everything, but for now. Don’t be afraid Molly is also a friend. Think of her as Discord”

“O…ok” Fluttershy slowly nods and lets the two explain the events that led to their friendship, managing to calm Fluttershy down as she listens, and slowly processes all that happened.

“…then things just sort of happened and just like with a trigger, Molestia here escaped.”

She waves once at Fluttershy. “And just like Nightmare Moon she had…plans for Equestria”

“What…sort of plans?” Fluttershy asks, worried by the revelation of the Princess also having an alter ego just like Princess Luna, especially in how she keeps looking at her.

“Not important!” Mark replied with an intense blush. “Trust me you don’t want to hear them, the important thing was that I intervened and…”

“…he fucked me so good, and so hard he took away the evil in me leaving me as pure as my counterpart wanting nothing more than to please my sweet master.” Molly finishes surprising him with her wing and brings him closer for a hug as she rubs their chins together, something that riles Fluttershy who starts to glare at Molestia only inciting her to continue doing so.

“ANYWAY!” Mark separates the hug and sits on his chair again only to see Fluttershy next to his other side hugging his arm while keeping her glare at Molestia.

“After that incident we talked and became fast friends. Like Discord Molly only needed a friend, she was in pain, and no one understood what she was going thru, so wishing to help her out, I became her very first friend and slowly but surely all three of us, Celly, Molly and I started to talk as they came to an agreement to share their body in harmony.”

“That is right Fluttershy” Celestia took control once more “Molly might like to be a bit more flirty than one would like but she has good intentions and solved our differences, she is as much I, as I’m of her”

“And not so sure Celly.” Molly picks up the conversation. “The poor mare seems to be still terrified. We need to do something, quick! Master, tie me up! Real tight! Completely immobilize me so she isn’t afraid. Maybe slap me a couple of times too, so she is sure I couldn’t do anything.”

She conjures various chains and ropes yet Mark only crosses his arms and looks at her with neutrality. “Take them away Molly…now!”

She simply shrugs and does just that. “Can’t blame a mare for trying.”

“As you can see, like you Molly had a certain preference when playing in bed, in this case being tied up.”

“Oh my! And what about princess Celestia”

“Same but…she only wants the rope”

“MARK! She didn’t need to know everything” Celestia reproaches with some heat in her cheeks before sighing in defeat. “But yeah, it is true Fluttershy I admit having a certain weakness to a small bit of S/M play, just like you…”

“Have a predator / prey foreplay fascination?” She nods a couple of times “I understand Princess don’t worry if anything it’s a relief knowing that.” She leaned her head over his shoulder “That means that I’m still my hunter’s kitten and you are more like his best prize yet!”

“Hah go get an ego kitty, we might not be into the chase, but he sure can play with us more than you.” Molly snapback.

“Well we get along way better.” Fluttershy snaps as the two keep glaring at one another.

“Ok you two! Snap out of it!” Mark interjects before things escalate. “I love you two equally in different forms, Fluttershy it's true no mare can really make my blood pump like you when I chase you.” Fluttershy blushes and smiles at the compliment.

“And Molly, the sort of play times we have going on are something beyond wild, and I love every single second of it.”

“Aww, you always say the sweetest thing”

“So can we agree you are the best in your respective fields and be friends?”

“They look at one another and then smile. “Anyone that can awaken my master’s inner beast like that is ok in my book”

“And I shouldn’t be jealous, my hunter is someone that can take down a hydra! Of course he could capture a Princess too.” They shake hands in understanding

“Hydra eh? Now that is a story I would love to hear”

“There that is better. And Fluttershy thank you for understanding, Celly and Molly are really good friends of mine and well I don’t want to end our arrangement but it was killing me keeping a secret from you and…” she silences him with a kiss. “…you don’t need to apologize Marky you are a hunter, this is what you do. I’m more than ok with you going on the hunt, I wouldn’t mind if you go after all the Princesses in the world.” She leans in and rests her head on his chest. “None of them would ever be able to tame you, just promise me something.”

“Yeah?”

“I will always be your primary kitten! If another mare wishes to be part of the prowl that is like me they will have to talk to me first, ok?”

He nods and kisses her forehead “I promise to try my best, just be patient with me, I’m still learning about what it means being in a herd or discovering how we are primals. Heck I’m not sure if this would be stepping in to Milky’s role as the alpha, but even if another mare decided to become another kitten in our little herd. They will have to answer to you first.” He rubs her chin and brings her for a brief tongue kiss. “Someone needs to warn them about the kind of hunter they will be poking right?” He mentions with a smirk as Fluttershy releases a girly giggle and nods.

“And all of them would need to learn who and why is your number one kitten.”

“Kiss me again and I will take the shirt off.” Molestia warns them, snapping the couple's attention back as she looks back at them while drinking tea. “Also quick question tigress.” She brings the cup to her lips “What is your policy of sharing fun with another mare?”
The question actually made her flinch and look away, confusing Mark. “Fluttershy?”

“I see, there is none, poor Master.” Molly shakes her head “Here is one incrediblely beautiful kitten but she doesn’t play well with others.”

“I…can play with others!”

“Really? So you wouldn’t mind if us 3 had a little fun now?” Molly challenges them, making Fluttershy flinch and back away.

“Ok that is it!” Mark doesn’t stand for it and confronts Molly. “This is your final warning Molly, keep it up and you get the plank treatment.”

Much to Fluttershy confusion that actually seems to work as Molly looks legitimately scared at the threat and backs away. “Ok, ok I will play nice, no reason to do something crazy.”

“Apologize.”

“I’m sorry Fluttershy I didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable”

“And?”

“And if you don’t want to have fun with another mare and master that is ok too.” She looks legitimately mortified as she sits down with her hands brought together as Mark sighs and puts his hand over her shoulder. “Molly I’m sorry I don’t want to scare you like that, but you understand it's for your own good.”

She nods and smiles when he rubs her shoulders together. “I know you are a good girl, so just try to remember what we practiced.”

“I will, would…would you help me treat it again? Just need the finger session this time.”

“Sure, you have been a good girl, I say you earned it.” Molly smiles and nuzzles his chest warming Fluttershy heart at the show of affection.

He is such an attentive hunter

“Ah, if I might ask.” She approaches the two more calmly and raises an eyebrow “What exactly is the ‘plank treatment’?”

“Oh it's just something I do to help Molly when she gets a bit too pushy.” Mark dismisses the subject with a wave of his hand.

“Pray he never has to do it with you tigress, trust me. It’s the worst. He just…lays there immobile while staring at you.” She shivers from the memory. “Try as you might no matter what you do he will just stay like that until you apologize, that is by far the ultimate mood killer if I ever saw one.”

“That is horrible!” Fluttershy says feeling empathy for dear Moly. “And you did that to her?”

“Only in extreme and very few cases, trust me. I hate doing that too. Do you have any idea how painful it gets? How much willpower do you need to have to not crack? And you don’t want to know how stiff it leaves you right after.” Mark adds with a shriver. “But it had to be done and I’m glad I haven’t been forced to bring the hammer down ever since.”

“Agreed.” Both mares nod as Fluttershy approaches Molly. “I’m also glad the way things ended well with you 3. It is very nice to meet you, Molestia, I hope we can become good friends.”

Molly smiles and nods. “I would like that too. And please call me Molly.”

Fluttershy agrees and soon Molly brings the flyers into the air, “So what were you doing? Mind if I join?”

“Molly I told you, you need to ask first.”

“It’s ok Marky.” Fluttershy stops him.“I had the same issue with Discord at first, and I don’t mind. Marky and I were looking at houses actually since he unfortunately had to leave his apartment. Would you like to help us decide?”

“Sure, now what would you say about adding a pool?”

“None of them had that as an option” Mark mentions

“I know, I could add it. One word. Bikinis. ” She smirks and chuckles when looking at Mark's shocked expression. “Or maybe not, your choice”

“Ah, wait a minute…it…it could be open to discussion.”

“Isn’t he adorable how much he loves our boobs?” She asks Fluttershy as she joins her with a laugh and a nod. “It really is, yes.”

Mark could only look down with a blush and steam coming from his face, unable to come with a rebuttal making them laugh again before continuing choosing a winner.

Later than evening

Happily chatting, both Celestia and Fluttershy made their way to the dining room. Mark has to excuse himself to take a call from Cadence and promises to catch up to them later.
“Thank you so much for understanding…well everything Fluttershy” Celestia smiles at her, as they walk through the empty hallway.

“It was nothing. I think it’s a badge of honor in a way knowing my coltfriend grabs the attention of even the Princesses of Equestria. Although for how caring he is, it would be kind of surprising if he didn’t.”

“Indeed.” She then looks solemn. “And not that is any of my business and you can choose not to talk about it but, If you don’t like the idea of having sex with Mark and another mare at the same time, that would be perfectly fine, lots of herds have that sort of arrangement.”

She in response sighs in defeat and looks down. “It's not that, I would like to be able to but…I’m not sure if I could open up to another mare, My Hunter understands me and he makes me feel so secure but another mare I…I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with the idea yet.”

“You don’t need to force yourself if you don’t want Fluttershy, I’m sure Mark would understand.” Celestia offers.

“But that is the thing, I want to, as his kitten nothing would make me happier than watching him perform when dominating a mare as I know none would be like me, and it will be even better to join in but…I’m a bit scared of the subject.” She confesses and in understanding Celestia pats her back.

“I understand you, don’t need to rush things, if that is what you want then you can try and find a way to ease up to the situation like putting a goldfish in a tank, slowly and delicately.”

“Thank you princess Celestia and…eh…pe…perhaps if I can work up the courage and it's ok with her I…I might even be ok with inviting Molly to try it out too.”

Celestia had to pause and chuckle while holding her head. “You don’t hear it, but Molly is now dancing in cheer. I think she would like that idea too.”

They finally see the dining hall fast approaching and exiting the corner saw Luna heading the same way, yet she hasn't noticed them yet, reminding Fluttershy of another question.

“Is Princess Luna…?”

“No, and she doesn’t even know it yet either…I…I’m waiting and see how to ease those two goldfish too.”

“Oh? Oh! A-and are you sure you don’t mind sharing…?”

“Not at all.” She replied with a smile and a nod. “It will be a crime to deny my sister the chance of being with someone like him, besides...” She turn to Fluttershy with a smile. “I always loved the idea of Luna making more friends”

“Even if it is THAT kind of friendship?”

“Especially if it's that kind, I understand your reservation but trust me, a thousand years of insolation really makes you less reserved and more open to various ideas...Plus I like what you suggested, all the available Princesses of the world? Now that is food for thought” Molly continues briefly giggling at the image before handing over back to Celestia.

“Agreed, I also wouldn’t mind if Mark expanded his circle of ‘Royal’ friends. It could even become a topic to discuss and talk about in future meetings.You are welcome.”

Fluttershy is surprised watching that side of Princess Celestia but nods at the idea and lets out a sigh of relief. Knowing that pursuing something with Princess Luna would not generate any type of tension between the royal sisters.

Luna finally saw them and wave at them “Hello sister, Ms. Fluttershy.” Luna greet them both cordially.

“Hi Luna, how was your evening?”

“Not much different than any other type, so pretty boring actually.” She then smiles at Fluttershy. “Although the night before there were some curious dreams I captured after the banshee attack.”

Fluttershy can’t help but blush and look away from the implication. “Do not worry fair Fluttershy, no pony knows what really happened…or believes, for what it is worth. As far as they are concerned a vengeful spirit rose and was subsequently defeated before it could do any damage, your act of intimacy is perfectly secured.”

“T-Thank you princess Luna” Fluttershy nods, still blushing but grateful they covered up her little scream.

“It was my pleasure, my night after all, is a place for secrets too.” She winks at her before offering her a Jadeite Jade collar. “A gift, to aid you should the situation repeat.”

“Oh?” Fluttershy took it and eyed the jewelry with curiosity. “A cancelling sound stone, if the situation were to repeat itself just put it on and it will ensure your “ahem” approvals don’t exit the current room”

“Oh!” Her blush intensified as she put the Jedeite Jade collaraway “T-Thanks for that too ah…and Princess about the dream I had not too far back…”

“Don’t worry, that will stay safe with me too.” Luna nods again this time with a little heat on her cheeks. “Any pony has the right of the privacy of their own dreams, and I merely peeked momentarily to ensure it wasn’t a nightmare, judging by the screams and growls.”

“T-thank you.” Fluttershy just nods, and goes to sit at the table in the dining room before she dies from embarrassment, making the Princesses chuckle a little.

“It's always the quietest ones, aren't they?” Luna comments to her sister

“Indeed and by my Sun if I know why it happens.”

They all take a seat and soon after Mark arrives. “So sorry for coming late, everyone.” He rushes and takes a seat next to Fluttershy. “Had a call with Milky and it took longer than expected.”

“Oh? Trouble in paradise perhaps?” Luna enquired with a half joke “Nah, nothing of the sorts, the opposite actually. She just wanted to tell me how things have been going in Manehattan, a couple of ideas for branching out my job, oh and she met a lovely mare called Coco Pommel.”

He then leans back to whisper to Fluttershy in her ear. “Will tell you later.”

She nods in understanding, just adding more to the curiosity of Luna.

“Oh are we keeping secrets now? Come on you two, share some of the gossip with us, this is a safe place.” Luna encourages them both.

“Leave them alone Luna, they have the right to their privacy if they so wish, and choose what to share.”

“Apologies, I suppose I’m still a bit hyper after hearing such approval two nights ago.” Luna confesses much to Fluttershy cringes, after being reminded. “Don’t get me wrong I don’t intend to make things uncomfortable, if anything I’m happy for you Fluttershy. Finding a stallion that could make you that happy now AND during performance is more than worth praising.”

She can’t help but smile. “My hunter is one incredible stallion.” She nods in agreement much to Mark's surprise on how relaxed she turned after the initial shock.

“After hearing that, I believe you. By my moon I might even get jealous. Say dear Mark, would it be ok if I was next?” Luna said with a small bush gracing her cheeks.

Mark, who at the moment was drinking some grape juice, did a spit take, as he looked at her in shock before turning to anger, when she started laughing. “Oh Marky you just make it so easy sometimes”
“Oh hardy, har har Luna.” He says in annoyance as he starts to clean up, before noticing a blush forming on Luna. The other mares join in the laughter with Luna but also take notice of the small blush forming on the Princess’ cheeks.

“Sure, go ahead and laugh, but one of these days I will call your bluff.”

“Oh really?” She smirks at him. “And how pray tell would you be doing that?”

“Oh I don’t, you seem to like to poke the bear, but I wonder, what would happen when I take you up on that offer?” He mentions licking his lips making her laughter die down a little. “Say my Princess is tonight’s moon full?”

“Ah, no it isn’t.” She shakes her head.

“Would you like me to fill it?” He wiggled his eyebrows, and was slightly startled when her wings stood to attention before standing back and chuckling. “Not so funny when on the other side eh?”

“Hah, ok I admit you got me good that time.” Luna joins in his laughter, but the other two mares don’t believe it and stare at the princess with a raised eyebrow and a smile.

“Maybe it will not have to be so delicate after all princess?”

“Agreed.” Celestia nods much to their companions' confusion.

“What are you two talking about?” Mark asks them.

“Oh Fluttershy was telling me about how you should always be slow and delicate when placing a goldfish in a tank.” Celestia explains, before starting to giggle alongside Fluttershy adding confusion to the human and Lunar Princess who look at one another seeking answers but finding none.