Equestria Handyman

The tension in the castle was palpable as Celestia was reduce to pace back and forth in front of a very embarrassed Luna and Mark, as they keep their heads low wrapping their heads in exactly what happened last night, and the events that lead to the Princess of the Night being forced to sit on a donut while her behind heals properly.

“I just…wha…how…ah y-you…wh-when…?” Celestia kept trying and failing to find her voice for a while before finally organizing her thoughts.

“Ok…” Closing her eyes Celestia tries to calm herself down before opening and claps her hand together as she points at the two “…let’s unravel this step by step, ok?”

“Is it really necessary…?” Luna starts, but Celestia stops her on the spot.

“Yes it is! Normally I will be more than happy to put an end to this, well it is time to stop this dance we have been going around with, and finally let you join in the fun.”

“Wait, join?” She looks in between the two before gasping and pointing at Mark and Celestia “You two…?!”

“I was getting to that.” Mark agrees with a nod. “But things kept getting complicated, and it's kind of hard to explain things, when you are thrust into a surprise blind date with your sister, Celly.”

“Oh no, don’t you dare pin the blame on me…!” Celestia calms her down and takes a step back to breathe. “One problem at a time, as I was saying I was over the clouds that things could be said and happy for you two, but when you make Canterlot, Ponyville and half Manhattan sleeping residents mess their beds in their sleep, questions NEED to be answered!” She hammers down her point with a glare. “So we are talking about what happened last night and that is final, are we clear?”

They both look away still in shame before Mark sighs. “I will skip the intimate parts because that is personal and I think Luna has the right to tell, or not…but yeah I suppose it’s for the best.”

“Y-Yeah, thanks for the consideration and I agree, I’m trying to understand what came over me last night and how playful banter turned into whatever that was.”

“Agreed.” Mark nods, earning a confused glance from Celestia as she takes a seat in front of the two.

“Ok then if we are in agreement, let’s start from the beginning.”

“Well everything started fairly tame. We met at the Town Hall in front of the fountain. I thought she was you. Pretending we didn’t know each other, asked her out and well. Things just happened naturally like any other date, mingling, exploring the town, playing some games, the usual things you do.”

“I imagine by the end, or during which you would have revealed who you were. Or end the date, right there and then sister.” Celestia looked at Luna with a raised eyebrow.

“And that was my intention. Tia believe me! But well things happened, one thing led to another and when we were chatting, he kind of indirectly praised me and…” She blushes and looks away. “I don’t know, it made me very happy hearing it.”

“In my defense, that was me just kind of teasing you…ah her pretending to be you and only kept going when she asked for more details.”

“And thank the stars I did.” Luna lifted her head in pride and smirked at Celestia. “Now I know which of us has the better flank Tia.” She wiggled her eyebrows and hips before flinching from the pain and stopped gloating.

“Excuse me?” Celestia approaches her with irritation until Mark gets in between the two.

“Ok! Like you said, one problem at a time ok?” He reminded Celestia as she sighs and stepped back.

“Right, ok so that was the trigger then, my sister being a praise slut.”

“Hey!”

“Celly be nice!” Mark warns her.

“Anyway, I’m gonna suppose him telling you how pretty Luna was trying to tease me, was what made you decide to drop your panties, and continue the show all the way to his house, am I correct?”

Luna glares at her, but can’t think of a rebuttal and finally hangs her head down. “I thought it would be priceless to see his face, finding out who he was getting intimate…and it was, and then it was glorious.” She recalls looking up in a dreamy state.

“Well…I can’t really blame you there sister, Mark really knows his way around any mare's body.” Celestia matches her expression and the two get lost for a moment before Mark snaps his fingers. “Girls, girls! Focus please, I’m not a piece of meat either.”

“Uh? Oh! Right, right!” Luna cleared her throat “An-anyway when I dropped the disguise and Mark decided to continue on, things started to get heated in a good way, as he was so sweet and kept reminding me how incredible I am...I’m not a praise slut Tia!” Luna stopped her sister from commenting anything, and Mark decided to hold his tongue for now. “But then things started to get…foggy somewhat. I recall starting to talk dirty, something or other and then the next thing I remember was…pain? Pleasure? Both, sexy pain?” Luna held her head trying to recall what happened next, still confused, a sentiment Mark was sharing.

“When the other persona came out, it was like I was in a trance, where I didn’t know why, but I had this sudden urge to punish her, as hard and painful as possible.” He confesses in shame and confusion. “It was horrible, I’m up for some harmless pain here and there, but what she was demanding, what she coerced me to do, was borderline torture, and the way she just keep smiling and drooling like she was enjoying everything was beyond unsettling.”

The princesses had to stop the moment they heard that, for completely different reasons.

“Other persona?” Celestia wonders with a raised eyebrow, peaking the interest of Molly in the process.

“Y-You mean Nightmare Moon somehow is still…?” Luna was looking at Mark mortified until he shakes his head.

“Not it wasn’t her, it was…how do I explain this?” He mumbles to himself for a moment before looking at Celestia “It would be better if I show you, Celly, do you mind if she came up?”

Smiling Celestia nods. “Not at all, I’m sure this could shed some light onto the situation and for a while Molly has been meaning to meet Luna too.” She relaxed and was about to close her eyes when Mark stopped her.

“I know this isn’t necessary but it would help clarify things.”

“Oh?” Celestia looks at him intrigued as he approaches her.

“Could any of you please explain to me what is going on?” Luna demands starting to get irritated and feeling left out in some kind of private conversation.

“Sure, but like I said, it’s easier if I show you directly, before explaining things.” Mark smiles and gets next to Celestia. “You see Luna, sometime ago, Celly and I discovered how a thousand years of…for lack of a better term sexual frustration left a small scar in her, just like your inner guilt from Nightmare Moon left one in you, one that manifested in the form of a second personality and as a result, when we got intimate or she gets affection of a sexual nature, something or rather someone else woke up and well…this happened.”

Holding her hand Mark looks for approval as Celestia nods and closing her eyes allows him to cup her cheek and plant a slow long kiss, earning a moan as he starts to used his tongue and intensify the action earning a blush out of Luna, before she gets a surprise, when she notices how the color of her sister mane turned pink and her fur gets a shade darker.

Ending the kiss with a string of saliva, Celestia giggles like a school filly and turns to her sister.

“Luna, meet Molestia or Molly for short. Your sister’s own…kind of Nightmare Moon.”

“Hello dear Lulu, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” Her expression turns sultry. “I've been dying to know how things went with my sweet Marky-Poo, you just need to spill every single detail later.” She whispers in excitement as Luna was busy doing her best imitation of a fish out of water.

“Wha-What? How…S-Sister? Y-You have a…you too, but I…what?!”

“I know this is a lot to take in.” Mark approaches Luna and grabs her hands. “But in short, the manifestation of Nightmare Moon is not the only possibility for a different personality to appear, from what I gather, trauma can trigger these kinds of changes, for Celly it was a lack of satisfaction for an insane amount of time while for you, it was a remaining guilt in the back of your head. You can still feel her right? Like a soft wind or perhaps a whisper next to you?”

“But, this doesn’t make any sense.” Luna looked down in slight shame and confusion. “If I really have this, if there is really another mare inside my head...”

“It’s not that.” Molly shakes her head and looks at her sister with an understanding smile. “That part of you, just like me, is part of who you are, you are still Luna, part of your subconscious is split. Just like me and Celestia are just one and the same.”

“No she is not!” She suddenly got defensive. “Whatever that thing was, it was not me. She did all that last night, she forced me to be in pain and made me…”

“Luna calm down.” Mark tries to relax her by tightening the grip on her hands. “It’s ok.”

“Take it from experience Luna.” Celestia returned with a concerned look. “Trying to seal or ignore it will only result in blackouts of conscience and both of you fighting for dominance, it will not end well.”

“But that thing can’t possibly be me. I’m not a masochist!”

“Oh? And what is so wrong about being one” Molly returns with a smile. “Trust me sis, it’s not that big of a deal, sure she got carried away.” She dismisses her glare with a shrug. “But it was her first time, of course it will be messy and almost a disaster, but after some practice.”

“What?” Luna looks at Molestia in shock.

Reading the room, Mark nods and lets go of Luna’s hand. “This sounds like a discussion better left for you two to discuss alone first.”

He headed to the door. “If you need me I will be in my room with my herd, oh and Luna for what is worth it, if it is ok with her tuning down the pain. I could help too just like I did with Molly.”

He chuckled at the memory. “And I will give her credit for this. She at the very least didn’t want to conquer Equestria.”

She looks at him with a slack, open mouth and wide eyes, as he departs before turning to a nervously chuckling Molestia. “It’s kind of a long story.”

“Good, because I have the time.” Luna glares, getting more serious. “We will discuss how to deal with this...Luna 2.”

Molly shakes her head in disgust. “Not crazy about that name, I’m sure we can come up with something better.”

“We will discuss her.” Luna repeats herself. “After you tell me what happened and what did Mark mean by you taking over the world.”

After a short walk, Mark eventually reaches his room where the rest of his herd were waiting for him.

“So? How did it go?” Milky asks in concern.

“All things considered, pretty good. I left the sister to sort things out, since this seems kind of personal, and well I was starting to feel like a third wheel.”

“Did you figure out what the heck happened last night?” Umbral asks him. “Because I don’t know about you but I would like to be conscious to have the things I did while asleep happen to me, and that little stunt Princess Luna pulled almost cost Applejack her chances. The poor farmer was beyond mortified until she found out it happened all over town.”

“Yeah that is the thing, it...wasn’t exactly Luna who did that, apparently Celly isn’t the only one with a lustful other half.”

“Oh my.” Fluttershy brings her hands to her mouth in surprise. “I hope she is ok, I remember how Princess Celestia at first needed time to warm up to the idea of Molestia being a part of her”

“Agree, but Lustna…ah Lusuna, whatever name her other self chooses. At the very least she can count on something, that Celestia and Molly didn’t have, and that is to be able to count on someone that can show them the ropes and help them out.”

“Yeah! Plus this means that Molly now has a sister too!” Surprise adds with an eager smile.

“Molly always had a sister Surprise but yeah I see what you mean.”

“So what? All this time it turns out that Luna was just horny for a thousand years too, resulting in that other pony in her head?” Umbral questions with a raised eyebrow.

“Not exactly.” Mark scratches the back of his head. “It’s a bit more complicated than that, and from what I can tell she was born out of trauma, and a fragment of guilt she hasn’t been able to get rid of completely.”

“You mean to tell me, that even after everything she has been through, she still blames herself for Nightmare Moon?” Milky questions in worry.

“That is my best guess, it’s a very subconscious level, and she overcame the guilt that came from that experience, but somehow, the trauma morphed into a type of fetish where she found a form of pleasure from being punished.”

They all look at him in surprise.

“I didn’t start it ok? She kind of awoke it all by herself.”

“Geez Star, now you go two for two, it looks like your dick can really scramble minds literally.” Umbral chuckles a bit at her own joke. “But hey, I can't really blame her really, kind of the same boat with me and Fluttershy.”

To his surprise, rather than blush Fluttershy smiles and nods.

“Still, this is a delicate matter, and I want to help her out. Maybe we all can, if you are ok with it. Like Molly, I want to give her other self a chance, and well maybe by finding harmony and peace with her Luna can truly let go of any lingering negatives once and for all and find a friend and confidant, just like Celly did.”

“Sure, I’m game.” Umbral nods.

“I always love making new friends.” Surprise nods eagerly.

“Me too.” Fluttershy adds.

“You have our support sweetie.” Milky places her hand on his shoulder. “The first time you had to help Molestia all alone, this time you have the support of your herd behind you.”

“Thank you girls, I really appreciate this, because I can really use all the help I can get.”

Later that evening

After being invited for dinner in the castle, the herd arrives at the dining room where their table was already placed and taking a seat awaiting painting for their host to arrive. All day neither heard much of either Princess, and for the rest of the world it seems as if nothing had happened.

How exactly did Celestia manage to convince her nation to keep quiet about the events of last night still baffled him, but he decided to put that question in the back of his mind as more concerning matters were at hand, mainly, how worried they were for their friends, and how their conversation went.

With each passing minute, tension began to rise as they take occasional glances at the front door, and luckily they didn’t need to wait long. From it came Celestia, scolded by her usual guards and greeting everyone, before turning to her soldiers.

“You can wait outside.” Her guards nod and leave her alone with the rest as she sighs, and takes a seat.

“Thank you so much for doing this, I’m sure this wasn’t easy for any of you either.”

“That is an understatement.” Umbral mentions. “So how did things go?” She asks, earning a small glare on Milky’s part, yet Celestia dismisses her concern and responds calmly.

“Well no matter how much I would have loved to sugar coat things, the truth is that this revelation is a delicate subject. One that forced me and Luna to relive a memory we weren’t exactly pleased to recall.”

“Celly, I’m so sorry I can’t help but feel partially responsible for this outcome.” Mark looks at her in sorrow until she shakes her head.

“Please don’t Mark, at worst it was an accident, and we would like to view this as an opportunity.” She shakes her head and then smiles at the confused group.

“An opportunity, your highness?” Milky echoes with a raised eyebrow as she nods.

“Just like me and Molly, how to manage to turn around a fairly bleak past of us into something we both find extremely joyful and pleasurable, Luna too would like to explore this event and give it a positive spin to things. A way for her to let go of any remaining guilt so to say…maybe travel a route where she can look back at the memory and not let it hurt herself anymore.”

“Ah, I get it, like a coping mechanism?” Surprise questions.

“Precisely, we arrived at the conclusion that this new her, is not malicious in nature. In a lot of ways she is like me, or rather…” Molly takes over and smiles at them. “Me, a sister after myself. Don’t get me wrong, I love Luna just as much as Celestia does, but with her present I feel like we both are truly sisters now. Hope that makes sense to you.”

“Well not completely, but I’m happy you two…ah four managed to bond over this experience.”

“And the whole dream thing that happened…?” Umbral questions with a raised eyebrow.

“That is something that Lusuna wanted to explain herself once she arrives.”

“Lusuna?” Fluttershy repeats, strangled by the name as Molestia giggles.

“We decided to keep up with the play on words adding an innuendo to our names. We are after all, Luna and Celestia lustful side aren’t we?” She clarifies with a smirk.

“Oh…so Lusuna will be joining us soon?”

“I hope so, I taught her the meditation techniques me and Celly used to chat with one another, and they managed to talk but, Lusu said she will consider it, same with Luna so the only thing to do is wait and see if they will be ready to meet more friends.”

“Maybe it’s for the best Molly, I remember how much time you and Celly needed before you started to trust in one another, I trust Luna, if she says she only needs some space then I’d give her that.”

“Thank you young Mark.” Luna appears from the front door startling everyone since she didn’t make any sound as she looks at them with neutrality. “But I believe I had enough space to last me hundreds of lives, the last thing I want at the moment is to be alone” She sighs in tiredness before heading to the other side of the table and taking her seat.

“I’m assuming you all are informed of my situation, am I right?” Luna looks at the mares in Mark's herd as they nod.

“We don’t keep secrets in the herd, your highness, but you can trust us, we will not tell anyone.” Milky mentions, as Fluttershy holds her hand.

“I’m more used to this after befriending Discord and meeting Molestia, so you don’t need to be wary of us Princess, we are here for you.”

That puts a small smile on Luna as she nods. “Thank you, all of you.”

“Sister, how did your conversation go?” Celestia asks in concern for her sister taking back control.
“Well, all things considered I say it went without a hitch, Lusuna seems easy to have dialogue with, and find common ground with for an arrangement, but despite the insurance you promised me, and my full trust in how you would rescue me, I can’t help but feel a bit nervous.”

“For what?” Mark questions in worry.

“She wishes to speak with you again…and meet his concubines.”

“Concu…what? Hey!” Umbral needs a moment but it finally dawns on her and she looks at Luna in irritation as she raises her hand in surrender. “Her words not mine, and well I was inclined to agree, as I know better than anyone what it feels like to be trapped. But I could use some encouragement to do the switch.”

“Sure Princess, what would you need?” Surprise asks her in understanding, yet rather than answer she only points at Mark again. “A kiss.”

“You want me to kiss you?”

Luna nods once. “Just like you did with my sister, Lusuna was watching and well…she wanted a turn, so would it be ok if you bring her out the same way you did with Molly?”

“Oh Luna, that was mostly for dramatic effect and as an example, Molly and Celly can switch back and forth whenever they want, I don’t think I can actually kiss Lusu awake with one kiss.”

“I do.” Surprise nods. “Come on Marky, it will be fun. Let’s see what happens.”

“Kind of getting an ego there, so I will stop you right now Star, I bet it only works on these two so don’t go getting ideas ok?” Umbral tells him.

The rest encourage him as well, and after a bit of coaching. He ultimately agrees and stands up.

“Is this really what Lusu wants or do you two wish for this?” Luna only blushes and looks away making him chuckle. “Oh Luna, you spoiled, cute Princess.” He gently grabs her cheeks “Just this once and because your lips are delicious, understood?”

She blushes and looks at him amorously, loving the praise as he leans down and plants a gentle slow tongue filled kiss, as he explores her mouth, earning a series of moans while she closes her eyes.

The group looks on in interest as her colors change and before they realized it, sitting on the table was an albino form of Princess Luna, making her look almost like she was made of fresh snow.

“My sweet knight.” Lusuna whispers as the kiss ends. “You are back.” She then turns slowly to the rest of the room. “And you brought your concubines with you.”

“We are not that Lusu, so you better stop it.” Umbral warns her, but Milky stops her friend by standing up and raising her hand.

“Good evening Princess Lusuna. My name is Milky Way, it is nice to meet you.” Milky tells her with a cordial bow earning the attention of her.

“Ah yeah, the main lover, greetings to you to, Ms. Way. I apologize if I offended you, at this time everything is fairly new to me.”

“Huh?” Everyone looks at her confused until Molly clarifies.

“Unlike me who had a thousand years of silent consciousness Lusuna is a personality that was created yesterday, at the moment she is only guided by the instinct that bring her to life and a sense of wonder.”

“So she is mentally like a newborn?” Umbral asked with a raised eyebrow making Lusuna to giggle gently. “If that is how you wish to view me, I’m a particularly naughty girl. One that needs to be discipline” She smirks, leaning forward.

“Will you be the one that would spank this bad, bad girl?” The way in how she carried herself and the calm face she give Umbral was enough to give her and the rest of the herd some shivers down her spines and they weren’t exactly sure why

Coughing twice Molestia get their attention “Anyway, Lusuna I believe there was an explanation you still owe us from what happen last night and your meddling in others dreams?”

“Sure sister but really is it really something to apologize for? It was in reality an accident and to be frank I only wish to atone for actions and give everyone a nice goodnight sleep”

“You call that a goodnight sleep?” Umbral, ask in shock.

“Ah miss Lusuna, entering and altering other ponies' dreams isn’t very nice” Fluttershy tells her.

“Yeah there is a time and place Lusu, and that was definitely not.” Surprise adds.

“I’m sorry, it’s just in my nature. I’m just such a bad girl.”

“I’m gonna stop you right there.” Milky nods with finality and crosses her arms. “I think I get what is going on now. You invade other ponies' dreams and cause the commotion…just so you get caught and get punished for that?” She questions with a raised eyebrow.
“I haven’t learned my lesson completely yet, unfortunately I will need a reminder.” She tells in anticipation of excitement biting one of her fingers.

Sighing in disappointment, Milky looks down at the table. “Lusuna let me ask you something, since we met you have been trying to spiral the conversation into punishing you. I’m starting to understand why, like Molly was born from frustration, you were born out of guilt, but I’m asking you. If you find joy and pleasure from being punished, can it really be considered a punishment in the first place? Furthermore, do you want them because of some sort of lustful greed or because you genuinely feel regret?”

“I…” She was about to answer but the question made her pause and think. “I don’t know, in me I’m sure I deserved to be held accountable for my past transgressions, but I seek those repriments because I crave the pleasure it brings and…” She has to hold her head starting to get an existential crisis. “I want it because I deserve them but I deserve them, because I want them I…no I…don’t like them, if I do is not a punishment, but I need to be punished but if I get punished I get what I want and…”

She continues to ramble until Milky grabs her hand and smiles in understanding. “It’s ok if you like to roleplay, Princess Lusuna, this a safe place where no judgement will be passed. Just please remember, Nightmare Moon is gone, what happened in the past is best to be left there, please don’t be so harsh on yourself. We all love, and understand you.”

That caught her off guard and can only look at Milky in mild shock, before tears start to stream from her eyes and she smiles.

“You really mean it?” Luna returns completely thankful for her words.

“Of course.” She chuckles lightly and closes her eyes. “We all love our dear Princess of the night, and nothing would make us happier than getting to know you and your other self more closely.”

Luna chokes for a moment before laughing a bit. “I wouldn’t mind that either, but you might have to wait for Lusuna’s response, you kind of left her speechless there Milky.”

“We can wait.” Surprise says as she approaches Luna, and brings the two into a group hug. “But she is right, don’t punish yourself for something nobody cares about anymore Princess. Let’s just leave the past where it belongs, and just have fun, like we do on Nightmare Night, only with more spankings and maybe a paddle.”

“What?” Luna looks at the pegasus in mild shock and slight fear.

“One step at a time Surprise, but don’t worry your highness we will gladly help you figure out these emotions and ideas together.”

That calms her down as she smiles and nods, embracing the hug, while the rest look at the display of affection.

“She is a keeper Marky-Po.” Molestia comments, cleaning a tear from her eye.

“You said it Molly, that is why Milky is the alpha.”

“What will happen next Princess?” Fluttershy asks her with some concern.

“Well part of me was waiting to place Lusuna on to the same healing process that I went through but well…”

“She doesn’t have a case of nymphomania, or been around for a thousand years, and this is more a slight case of PTSD, yeah this might need a different approach.” Marks agrees.

“Maybe find common ground then?” Umbral suggests. “Like trying praises while giving her mild spanking or massages while verbal abuse, see what sticks?”

“I would like to let Lusuna roam free for a while before that.”

“What?” Both Thestral and Alicorn look at the human in astonishment.

“Like I say this might be a delicate situation. The reason we jumped to physical intimacy so fast before was because you were frustrated and in a lot of pain so it was a form of release. Remember what happened later? How do we practice letting you take control and perform day court as usual? Maybe we should try that with Lusuna, Milky already helped her think of her emotions better, and why they are present, skipping right away into sex risk making things more complicated.”

Umbral just sighs and look down “I hate to admit but that sounds logical”

“Why do you sound disappointed?” Mark looks at Umbral with a raised eyebrow.

“Remember what I called dibs? I was really looking forward to a threasome with her, Celestia, and I. Bet shacking up would be so wild.”

“Ah yeah I…WHAT?!” Mark looks at her in shock and with an intense blush as Molly and Fluttershy chuckle lightly at the humans reaction.

“Don’t worry Umbral, you will get your chance, and in the meantime.” Fluttershy grabs Mark’s arms. “There is another promise on the agenda. Our stallion has been beyond patient with us.” She comments with half lidded eyes.

“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me Flutters.” Umbral grabs his other arm startling Mark slightly.
“We still have things pending.”

“Don’t worry about me girls, I can be patient.” Mark tells them with a calm smile. “Right now my major concern is Luna and helping her and Lusuna get along.”

“Yeah, I’m with you on that one. Not to worry or anything but a mare that strikes in dreams? She might be slightly more dangerous than Nightmare Moon.” Umbral comments “You really know how to attract the bad girls don’t you Star?”

They all share a small laugh before deciding to enjoy the rest of their meals in peace.