Or 'How Anon got a second job as a professional cuddler but Pinkie is also planning a romance with him.'

Anon I. Ymous has lived in Ponyville for three years now. He has seen many things, but his life is mostly a dull one. When his AC system ends up breaking and he doesn't have just the money to pay for a replacement, he allows his close friend Pinkie Pie to give him a suggestion. Much to his surprise, it's a plan that works. And he will soon learn that it works 'too well'...