Author's Note

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The Cummening

The moon beams down across the vast fields of Sweet Apple Acres, your coat is slick with sweat. You sigh,

"Well, that's it for the day, I guess."

Spike responds, "We got a lot of stuff done today, Aj." You start pulling the cart filled with apples to the barn, Spike following behind.

"So... what are your plans for tomorrow?" Spike asks sheepishly.

You sigh annoyedly, "Same as today."

Spike twiddles his thumbs, "Well, I was just thinking, we should try out this restaurant thing. Uh, I heard it's pretty cool, and stuff..."

You look confused, "Yeah, no. I just said I got stuff to do tomorrow,"

Spike looks down, even more nervous, "I know, but I just thought-"

"Hey guys, what's up!" Discord says, with a SUSpicious grin.

"The sky..." You respond irritated,

"Oh hey discord, I was just discussing an idea to go to this restaurant with Apple Jack" Spike says sheepishly.

Discord smiles at how eager Spike wants to go out with Apple Jack and decides to help him, "That's hot. I can help with that right now!"

The God of Chaos snaps his fingers and a restaurant appears.

You look up at the building that just appeared in front of you and sigh even more again, "Man, I just wanna get some shut eye already,"

"Woah!" exclaims Spike, "That is exactly the restaurant I was thinking of, thanks discord!"

Your eyes lock on the huge burger with small bulging eyes on top and tongue that sticks out the front. You move your gaze downward and read the sign saying 'Durr Burger'.

"What. the fuck," you say.

"Applejack, look at how beautiful it is!" Spike says cheerfully. You don't care, it looks stupid, you're tired, you want to rest, and Discord’s antics are the last things you want to deal with.

"I'm going home," You say, Discord and Spike frown at your lack of enthusiasm. Despite their whining, you continue pulling the cart all the way to your barn. You unload the apples you've spent the whole day gathering. By the time you're finished, Spike is already almost there. You don't have time for this annoying dragon so you just speed up and hope that you can get home before he says anything.

You push open your door, "Ma! I'm back from the orch- wait what?" You're confused, you don't remember your house having tiles, or a counter with a cash register, and a food menu? You're in the damn restaurant! Discord probably did this! There's people inside of this restaurant, no ponies, just weird humanoid creatures. Some look at you, confused by the orange pony that just walked in. Spike finally catches up behind you, bumping into you.

"Woah, I don't remember your house having tiles, or... or a cash register, or a-"

"Yes, this is the restaurant y'all wanted me to go to, Discord must've connected it to my door," You tell the idiot dragon. You can almost imagine the dumb smug grin on Discord's face right now, how irritating. You look at the weird bipedal creatures around you, the closest of them is blonde and wearing a suit, he appears to be having a very intense phone call. You scan the rest of the establishment, seeing more weird creatures, such as a pink bear, a gold man, a banana, and a weird bitch with a white shirt and a star. You see Spike already approaching the counter. You run over to him,

"We’re not eating here!" you scold.

"Hello there, individuals. What is it that you would be interested in ordering?" says the person at the counter, wearing the stupid burger on their head. You sigh, not wanting to make a scene and act normally.

Spike begins, "Uhhhh I would like, I would like 2 number 9's, a number 9 large-"

"Spike, that's too much," you tell him.

He squeaks, "Oh, sorry. Just the number 9 large, please."

"That is okay, next person. What food item would you be intrigued to order?" The burger man says. You're annoyed even by the way he talks, you can't really think with this much on your nerves. You try to find anything interesting to look at. Eventually, you spot the tip of what you presume is a cowboy. You look a bit closer, attempting to see if you're correct about it. The stupid banana thing is blocking your way.

You can't help but be incredibly curious about the wearer of that hat, you hardly ever see anyone dressed like you. If only this banana would move out the way.

"What are you looking at," Spike asks, too short to see what you're trying to see.

"I'm trying to see past this banana, let me get a better view," you say.

"Are you or are you not going to order?" says the burger man.

You look back at him, "N-no, I'm not going to order."

You walk over to a better spot and are immediately greeted by the sight of a beautiful girl in western attire. At that exact same moment, someone bumps into you and spills their water.

"Oops, I'm so sorry," says the woman who spilled their drink, it kind of sounds like Twilight.

You turn around, "Twilight...? What... what are you?" you asked, confused by how she's dressed.

She shushes you, "Twilight? Who are you talking about, haha.... I'm Jessica," She nervously coughs and pulls out a rag, drying your coat. You look at her confused, you can clearly see that it's twilight under the uniform but you decide not to ask further. Twilight, finishes up and picks up the cup,

"I'm gonna clean this up now, haha," she walks away to grab cleaning supplies. You go back to looking at that cowgirl, she's sitting alone, passively chewing on fries while looking out the window. She seems to be thinking about something.

Spike calls to you, "I'm just gonna go sit over there and wait for the food, I-I guess."

You walk over to the cowgirl sitting alone, she doesn't notice you.

"H-Howdy," you greet. She snaps to your attention, looking down at you. You realize that you probably look really weird to her.

She responds, "Oh, howdy. I'm guessing you're from a crossover or something,"

"A what?"

"Nothing. What do you want?" She asks, looking at you with her strangely crimson pupiled eyes.

"I-I just wanted to ask you, if you'd like to talk, o-or something." You ask, a slight blush on your cheeks. You sit across from her and she giggles.

"What makes you so interested in me that you want to talk?" she asks. She leans forward and puts her elbow on the table, her hand pressing on her cheek, supporting her head. She traces small little circles with her finger on the table. You don't know what would be the best response, and you're finding it hard to think with such a beautiful woman in front of you

"Oh you know... I just wanted to see if you'd like to- um. I-it's because you're interesting!" you said that horribly, she can tell you're nervous, "My name is Apple Jack, but you can call me Aj, haha." you say, rubbing the back of your head nervously. She smiles and scoots forward a bit more.

"I'm Calamity, nice to meet ya," she says charmingly. You begin to feel something, something against your leg. It pokes at your inner thigh, you yelp. You look down, incredibly flustered.

Calamity licks her lips, "What's this?" she coos. Her sock clad foot threatens your visible nether regions, she gently brushes her toe against it. You squeal and clamp your thighs closed instinctively, her foot backs away. You wanna scream at her for messing with that part of your body like this, especially in public. For some reason, you just keep your mouth shut and close your eyes.

Calamity chuckles, "You found me interesting, alright. You're soaking wet down there,"

You're screwed, you could easily get out of this, but you know that you don't want to. You let out a whimper and part your legs. Her foot prods your entrance once more, you have no clue what to say to this. She probably notices your lack of resistance.

She speaks to you quietly, "I know this is what you really want, so just relax, darling,". She presses her foot against your crotch and begins to move it around in circles, sending gentle waves of pleasure through your body. Your legs twitch and your body reacts without your permission. You cover your mouth with your hoof. She slows down a little bit,

"You're more sensitive than I thought. Don't worry, we wouldn't want to attract too much attention," she grins slightly. You pray to Celestia that Spike doesn't look over here. You moan softly into your hoof, your face is so hot. Suddenly, Calamity speeds up a little, pushing her foot harder. It's enough to make your whole body shudder and your legs attempt to close again. She seems to move her foot precisely so that she has full control over your body's arousal. You slowly lean back and let your legs drift apart even further. Calamity changes from stepping on it to pushing her toes against and slightly into your entrance. You feel her toes rubbing along the walls of your insides. She gently pushes her big toe into your clit and gently moves it around. Her movements are so gentle, you feel the warmth quickly spreading across your body and building up. You're too hot to think about anything right now, there could be people watching and you wouldn't even know. Calamity doesn't seem to be getting any softer so you assume that either no one has noticed or she doesn't care.

You hear a tiny proud laugh come from Calamity, but it's quickly overpowered by an overwhelming feeling shooting through your body. You silently squeal in delight, your body spasming as waves of pleasure hit you. Your head finally clears somewhat. Before you can take a look to make sure no one noticed, Spike's voice snaps you out of your daze.

"Hey, you're not asleep are you?" Spike asks, poking you. You take your hoof away from your mouth and lean forward,

you respond, "N-no, I was-,"

"She was just taking a second to rest her eyes. She said she was tired, so you should take her home to rest. She and I had a wonderful talk though!" Calamity cuts you off. Woah, you say to yourself.

Spike chuckles, "You didn't really have any time for me I guess, that's fine." he sounds a bit sad. Your heart is still thumping incredibly hard.

You get up from the seat, standing next to Spike. You look back at Calamity, she smiles with her eyes closed. You look away, slightly confused about this entire thing. You and Spike leave the stupid restaurant. You find yourselves outside your house again, you quickly check the door and it seems to have returned to being your normal house.

"See you tomorrow," Spike says, waving at you. You sigh and wave back, then you head inside. It's a bit later than usual, but you finally get some sleep.