Author's Note

The meaning is LITERALLY IN FRONT OF YOU

Appletiddies

The late afternoon sun shines overhead, you carry the cart of apples through the orchard slowly, an annoying purple dragon running his mouth follows closely behind you.

"A-and that was when I was like. No she shouldn't be here, but then she said. Oh, I forgor 💀"

Spike giggles and holds his belly, you let out a sigh.

"Ha.. ha.." you respond.

You've gotten just about sick and tired of this dragon spending everyday bothering you while you work. "And so I said back-"

"Spike." you cut him off. He blinks,

"What is it, AJ?"

You tell him."Please, make yourself useful and go harvest those apples over there for me."

You pointed to the large tree far off to your right, ripe apples hang high up in it's tree branches. Spike looks at it nervously. He begins

"O-oh, I uh.. don't think I can.."

"Spikee..~" you say in a slightly more cutesy voice, you hear him let out a little squeak. He's immediately entranced, "Please be a dearie and do that for me, it won't take long..~"

Spike blushes and rubs the back of his head, chuckling nervously, "I-i mean, it's just that, I've never really been to good at picking apples and stuff and that tree looks kinda big and s-stuff.. aah.." He starts to speak quietly, you can't tell what he's saying. You don't say anything, you just look at him with a needy expression. Eventually he gives in,

"Alright alright, fine! I'll be back in a jiffy," He says with fake confidence,"Wait here until I get back!". You smile reassuringly. He blushes and gives you a thumbs up before turning around and running off into the forest to harvest that tree. That's when you immediately drop your smile and start to break it back to your house, tugging the whole cart of apples behind you.

You quickly made it home, finally away from that annoying idiot dragon. You stop to take a breath before trotting along to the barn normally, you pass your brother.

"Howdy, Big Mac," you casually greet, he responds with the same old, "Eeeyup,".

You start unloading the apples into the barn. After you finish, you walk over by the hillside and take a seat in the shade under the tree. You close your eyes and let out a relaxed sigh, enjoying the quiet. You think back to what happened the other day, when Discord decided to send you to that weird fast food joint and that cow girl, Calamity, she molested you under the table. You drool slightly, it's the only comforting thing in recent memory. Your hoof slowly moves down your chest and down between your thighs, you moan a bit as you start to pleasure yourself to the memory of Calamity.

"AJ you fucking bitch slut hoe, what in god's name are you doing"

"AAGGH!" You scream as you're Immediately pulled back from your daydream by Twilight's voice screaming at you. You blush and tuck your thighs together to hide what you were doing. Twilight walks around the tree and sees you.

"T-twilight?! W-what do you want?!" you say, trying to hide your visible blush. She walks over and bonks you on the head.

"Ow.." you whine.

"Grrr. Applejack, I saw your horny ass with Calamity at that table the other day, did you guys seriously need to do that shit in public?!" Twilight says, bonking you more.

"How the hell did ya even find out about that? W-wait you were there..? Oh right, I forgot." You flashback to that waitress who bumped into you.

"Jessica... heh" you smirk and bonk her back.

Twilight squints, "Oh.. so you did see me through the disguise.. hmm." She closes her eyes and recomposed herself.

"So wait, you were watchin me when I was at the Burger Place? But what for?" You ask. Twilight responds

"Well after Discord sent you guys to that restaurant, he went to bother me in my library. I told his horny ass to fuck off and he put me in that waitress outfit and sent me to go keep watch of you guys."

"He actually placed me right on top of you so thats why I spilt the drinks immediately and came out of nowhere."

You look around, "Um, okay then. So, why are you here right, now."

She responds, "Oh, I was just looking for Spike. He was just with you right?"

"Oh.." You let out a huff, "I ditched him back there because he was annoying the crap out of me,"

Twilight sighs, "Ah.. I see.."

She turns around, "Well, if you see him, tell him he needs to go to Fluttershy's, it's urgent."

You look at her confused, "The hell do they want with him?"

Twilight just trots along, "None of your business, just tell him for me. Thanks." she waves her hoof at you and walks off.

You frown and look out into the distance, the sun is starting to set already. You sigh, you don't really want to interact with him another time today, but you still don't wanna let down Twilight. You sigh and start to go off in the direction where you ditched him, you'll start from there.