Author's Note

Best boy moment

Cocktrap

"W-woah! Ah!" Spike yelps as he falls from the tree branch, the 4 apples he collected drop onto the ground and he lands on his butt. Spike gets up and picks all the apples off the ground. He smiles softly,

"Hey, that wasn't so bad! I didn't get all the apples, but 4 of them is still good! I wonder if Applejack will be happy with these.."

Spike cheerfully runs off to the spot where he left AJ at, he stops and looks around in confusion when he realizes she's gone.

"O-oh man, did I go the wrong way? Applejack! Where did you go?"

Spike looks around worriedly, he starts to aimlessly run through the orchard, like stupid ass bitch ass motha' fuckin' dragon.

As he wanders around, the apple trees start to look like normal pine wood trees and the sounds of forest life get louder. He's wandered into the forest.

Spike stops and takes in his surroundings.

"O-okay, this is not where I need to be.. Oh crap, oh man! What do I do?!" Spike can see the moon and stars overhead, his legs start to tremble. He nervously starts to step back where he came, but it doesn't look the same, everything looks completely different than anything he's seen before. How did he mess up this badly?

Spike can hear footsteps somewhere nearby, he nervously calls out, "A-AJ? D-did you come find me?". Spike gets no response. He cautiously walks forward and suddenly the footsteps are right behind him. Spike let's out a scream as a pair of hands grab his sides and pick up his tiny little body,

"N-no! Let me go! P-put me down!" He cries, flailing his arms wildly. His eyes are frozen shut, the hands squeeze him gently.

"Oh, it's just you." She says coldly as she looks down at Spike squirming in her grip. Spike opens his eyes after he hears the voice,

"H-huh?!" he says, he sees a pair of soft glowing crimson red pupils gazing over his face. They illuminate the face of a dark skinned woman with soft facial features and a cowboy hat. Spike recognizes her from the Durr Burger restaurant The woman mutters,

"Ah, you're that little dragon from the restaurant, heh. What ya doin all the way out here? Shouldn't ya be with that pony, Apple boob or whatever her name was.."

"A-a-applejack.." Spike nervously says, "P-please put me down, miss."

She glances at his shaking hands and puts him down,

"Sorry bout that, couldn't see ya too well so I was just gettin a look at your face. Ya seem to be lost or somethin." She looks down at the little dragon, he only comes up to about her knee. Spike rubs his knuckles together nervously,

"W-well I was just getting these apples for Applejack and I got sorta lost while trying to look for her and stuff.. Now, I have no clue where I am, soo yeah" Spike explains.

Calamity looks down at him, "Huh."

Spike gasps, "Oh crap! I dropped the apples somewhere back there, there's no way I'm gonna find them now! AJ is going to be so disappointed in me." Spike starts to tear up. Calamity looks down at him, thinking about something. It started to rain.

Rain pours down on Spikes head and Calamity's hat and trench coat.

"Well, I better get ya somewhere safe then, lil guy." Calamity says, "Come 'ere.". Spike gasps as She picks him up again and hugs him close to her body so that he's shielded from the rain by her hat. Calamity carries him as she walks.

"W-wait, but what are you even doing here, I thought Discord only allowed us to go to your world." Spike says.

"Our worlds can connect in other ways. A rift opened not to long ago and I jumped in, then I ended up in this forest. You're lucky that I was here, heheh." She pats him on the head as they continue to walk.

"W-where are we going?" Spike asks.

"Well.. I'm headin in the direction that the river is flowin downstream. Hopin' it don't flood from the rain while we're down here." She looks down at Spike, "Hopefully it takes us somewhere where civilization is,"

Spike looks at her with his mouth open, "Woah, that's really smart!" He gives her chest a big big hug. She chuckles lightly and pats him again. Spike eyes feel heavier as she pats him. The light vibrations of her movement combined with her warm soft body pressed against him. Spike yawns and lays on her shoulders, closing his eyes gently. Calamity notices and holds him a bit tighter.

"Thank you so much... cowboy woman.." He yawns.

"Name's Calamity, hun." She says,

"Calamity hun." Spike repeats.

"Heheh. Nah it's just Calamity. Ya sound like you could use some shut eye so why don't you rest a bit for now, you're safe with me,". She smiles at him. Spike yawns again,

"You know.. maybe I will..." he mutters softly, he slowly drifts off to sleep on her shoulder. Calamity rubs his head softly and looks up, she can see a shack over the horizon.