Common Kurt-esy

Rainbow Dash didn't seem to understand what the issue was as she said "Uh... yeah, well a mare has gotta get some dick somehow hasn't she?"

Kurt turned to Twilight "OK, sorry about this but surely you can understand I have questions here, I thought no males were being born? Also the bigger issue, how is she not in jail or something?"

Twilight said "Ah ah ah, no males in sentient societies are being born, domestic and wild animals aren't sentient in the same way you and I are. What I don't get is why you would assume Rainbow Dash should be in jail, is having sex with animals illegal in your world?"

Kurt nodded and went "Very... for the most part."

Twilight seemed shocked yet intrigued, "That's interesting, what are the laws regarding sex in your world? Our laws are very liberal in that regard, how do your laws work?"

Kurt said "Well, when it comes to sex the ones I can think of off the top of my head are no sex with animals, no sex with children, no rape, no sex with family members for the most part and no sex with dead bodies".

Twilight went "I see, well we certainly don't have sex with dead bodies and we certainly don't condone rape but the rest is actually fairly common place here"

Kurt couldn't believe it "Really?!"

That's when Rarity got involved, "Why certainly Kurt! Like Rainbow Dash said she rather enjoys a roll in the hay with an animal now and then, some mares need cock occasionally! I'm quite partial to incest myself, I frequently enjoy the company of my mother in the bed room".

Then Applejack got involved by saying "Yeah! Also no sex with children? I can't imagine a world where I wouldn't be allowed to fool around with whatever little filly shakes their cute little butt at me!" Kurt was astounded, he hardly thought "liberal" was the correct term for their laws regarding sex, he thought the more appropriate term should have been "We don't give a shit".

Kurt then said "Isn't bestiality sort of the same as rape though?"

Fluttershy jumped into the conversation and said "Not if you do it the way you're supposed to, if you bend over in front of an animal or spread your legs for them and they decide of their own volition to have sex with you, that can't really be considered rape can it?" Kurt thought about that, it made sense in an odd sort of way.

Pinkie Pie ended it all with saying "Fun right? Seeing as you're the newest guy in town you can probably expect a few mares wanting to take a ride with you! Enjoy it!" Kurt found himself surprisingly OK with the concept of fucking a pony rather than rejecting the idea, had he somehow repressed some weird kinky side of his personality that was now at the forefront? He couldn't be sure.

Twilight smiled and said "Well, now that we've got all that cleared up, I think we should go let everyone in town know about our new arrival. Kurt probably doesn't want to meet them all at once so for now we'll just let him rest here, Barb, can you make sure he gets everything he needs while we are out?"

Barb once again "accidentally" brushed her tail firmly up against Kurt's crotch and said "Oh I most certainly can" as she looked back at Kurt, biting her lip.

Twilight went "Thank you. Girls, let's go spread the word, we'll be back soon Kurt!" All of them left the throne room until it was just Barb and Kurt there, alone.

Barb almost instantly turned to face Kurt and said "You know... it won't be just mares who'll be looking to get some fuck action in with you...", she then promptly turned around and bent over with her tail lifted, showing off her round buttocks and waving her ass from side to side as she said "I certainly know that I'm interested...". Kurt was getting rather hot under the collar, not even his ex girlfriend had been this into him back when their relationship was still good and though Barb wasn't exactly human, his hardening dick didn't particularly seem to care. Kurt figured that if his cock didn't think her species mattered, then his brain didn't think it mattered either, when it came to guys it was basically the same thing anyway!

Barb stood back up to gauge Kurt's reaction, Kurt said "Well... seeing as how I just got here I don't know if I want to immediately sink my dick into the first willing pussy I'm presented with..." Barb was briefly disappointed until she heard Kurt say "Though if you're job is to make me comfortable... do you think you could help me relax with your mouth?"

Barb grinned widely and said "Sure thing!" Kurt chuckled as he pulled down his pants and underwear, letting out his stiff erection and sitting on the nearest chair. Barb got on her knees in between Kurt's legs staring at his member lustfully like it was the sexiest thing she had ever seen, given the unfortunate state Equestria was in, it may well have been. Barb rested her hands on Kurt's thighs and took in a deep breath, flooding her nostrils with the strong masculine scent of his junk. Barb shuddered in arousal and couldn't hold herself back anymore, she licked Kurt's length from the base to the tip and without a trace of hesitation took him into her mouth and began her slow descent, sliding his cock as far into her mouth as she could. Kurt groaned as he felt his dick being enveloped by the moist silky walls of Barb's mouth as she gently continued to take more and more inches into her maw, three quarters of the way down and Barb hit her limit. Feeling that she couldn't possibly go any further, she started bobbing her head up and down, humming in contentment as she coiled her tongue around him and sucked intensely, gliding her lips across his skin up to the tip before plunging back down.

Barb loved how he tasted, she couldn't quite describe it, there was no other taste like it, no taste experience in her memory provided a suitable comparison. Kurt on the other hand was grunting in his throat as he placed a hand on Barb's head, nobody had ever given him such an expert blow job, why hadn't he inexplicably ended up in an all female land of magical ponies and dragons sooner? The life he was living before now was total shit compared to the life he was now starting, it paled entirely, though to be fair he may have been biased considering his new life had just started with a curvaceous yet lithe dragon girl sucking him off. Kurt was just reaching his peak when suddenly the throne room doors opened and Twilight walked in saying "Hey Barb, I think I forgot my..."

Twilight went silent as she saw her new human guest balls deep in her number one assistant's mouth, Kurt was panicking, Barb was really calm and as she released Kurt's dick from her mouth she simply said "You forgot what Twilight?"

Twilight frowned in disappointment and said "Barb... you said that you wouldn't have sex with the new male if he ever arrived in our lifetime and yet here you are!"

Barb said "Aw come on Twilight! Can you blame me? He's so so soooo fucking hot, oh and just for the record, he asked me to do it!"

Twilight sighed and said "Well... you started so you might as well finish, though don't go thinking that I'm just gonna stand here and watch or go looking for what I forgot, make room". No way, Twilight was joining in, before Kurt could fully take in what was happening, his dick was back in the warm wet confines of Barb's mouth and as Twilight sat next to Barb, she lit up her horn and began to magically fondle his balls. Kurt groaned even louder, layed back and allowed them to tend to his package, it was unfortunate that he was already so close, he could get used to this kind of treatment, he couldn't imagine a situation where he wouldn't derive some sort of enjoyment or gratification from this.

Kurt grit his teeth and scrunched up his eyes, clenching his fists as he went "Fuck... I'm cumming...", Barb quickly backed off of his cock and kept her mouth open as she jerked him off with both hands, her slippery saliva having adequately slicked him up to make for a pleasurable hand job. Kurt moaned loudly as he started blowing his load all over Barb's face and tongue shortly before he got the shock of his life when, out of nowhere, Twilight rammed herself down on his dick until it was right down her throat, greedily swallowing the last few shots of his fuck fluid before pulling back as soon as he was empty. Barb swallowed her share and, in a rather slutty move, decided to keep the rest of his load on her face.

Twilight stopped fondling his balls, then something dawned on her, something about the unique shape of his cock and the oddly thick consistency of his cum made her realize something. Twilight went "No way... it can't be... but it is... yes! It's the only explanation that makes sense!"

Kurt, after getting his breath back, said "What is it?"

Twilight grinned in excitement and said "Kurt! I know why the portal brought you here!"

Kurt said "You do?"

Twilight went "Yes! It worked perfectly!"

Barb was confused now, "Hang on, I don't follow..."

Twilight launched into a speech about the epiphany she had just had, "The portal was designed to bring a young, fertile and sentient male to us right? Well that's what it did! Of course the portal couldn't bring a pony! All the male ponies had stopped being born! So the portal had to find a male of another species that had sperm that was compatible with our species and Kurt is the one it chose! He's young, virile, intelligent and he can impregnate any and indeed every mare he decides to fuck! Plus, since he is from another world, the effects of Typhon's spell don't apply to him, meaning there is a good chance that some of his offspring will be male! He can save our race! Kurt, if it suits you I would like to appoint you as the royal breeder! Would you have a problem with countless mares coming to you for sex? Please think carefully now, for the male population to truly be rebuilt I can guarantee that this would involve you having to have sex with any daughters you may have at some point, which I know was illegal in your world but here it is perfectly fine and none of your incestuous children will suffer any ill effects... what do you say?"

Well, Kurt was really being put on the spot here, what could he say? He decided to ask a crucial question first "Well... um... would my children be ponies or human/pony hybrids?"

Twilight said "The portal brought you here because you are perfectly compatible, your children would all be normal, fully functioning ponies like me and my friends".

This was a big decision...