warm welcome to alde valley

by theultimatelosser

First published September 8th, 2012 17:14

this is a story to say about how valley moved to equestria to save money with the cmc going to it
this is my first fic i think it is amazing and taht u should all like and favrite it for it will be the best story on fimfiction
please leave all ur loving coments as u wont need to leave critasisim

Chapters

first days at alde valley
Registration
buissnes studys
thefirst brake
right my office NOW!!!!!
THE FINAL CHAPTER
adiens christmad
decFE Simulators
hte end of chrisrtmas
The end...... of fucking cause ir aint
the science lession of jan
The fisrt days of alsdey avalley secx fork
ALdey valleley aCuntadamy
the ultinate world of adle valley

first days at alde valley
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first days at alde valley

the cutie mark crusaders love their time at he wonderful scholl with cheralee tehy learned many things about the life of a pony and how they should live there live and have fun.
thought there was all wasy one fear they had that wsa the terraror of moving up to the nect school but becuse oft he pony goverment that gets voted in each yaer by the same guys that are geetinmg voted in in the firsyt place.
well any way becuse of theis they dont go to middle they have to go straight to high ater two years at primary yes this didi mean two more years with ms cheralie thought it did mean that they would have to suffer the horrers that is the high school that they woould be going to...ALDE VALLEY HIUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so on there firdst day so as u exspect they were no so over joyed
scootaloo who had grown a lot oin the last 7 years she had macurdered though no in attitude or behavoiur thought a lot in body she grew iup to quiet a mare her body curved ijn all the right places and her hair which she took little care of has grown longer than applejacks and was more messy than her herio rainboew dash.
sweetie bell who had found he r cutie mark as a professernal soinger thought her carear was large enougth to keep her aflot so educaton was still needed to fing a job one day if she ever failled.
apple bloom who had grown alot over the yeards is now as her big siter apple jack she has as got here cutie mark on the apple farm afeter she found ther true taleent buring granyty smith after he r departer.
so as they all meat up that daythe smae they hasd for almost the 7 years thaey has been the cutie mark crusaders.
as always meet at raritys butique as it was near to teh ceter of town so was equel distance from all there houses and the schools which includes the school that they woulfd be attending
as it was a newlly formed school well aculey all thatg happened is they chandged the nmame asnd the coulot of the unifom taht they were all wearing that day.
scootaloo was the firsrt to arrive at teh batique nt that she wanted to be early its just that she was so fast on her scotoer that she was all was there before applebloom could walk from sweet apple aqures even though she left far from late.
hi sweetie bell how are u coping with teh new alde valeey uniform she sighed
i gueess ic an manage thought its tighter than some of the things rarity makes me waer when shes drunk.
hay i thought we would never bring that image uop again thw tjought of thouse suits and the stuff she did to use was horrible.
well asny way sweetie bell started untill apple bloom proply came runnign round the corner
im sorry i hope im not latre
aplpple bloom u say that every time and the anwsers still no scootloo whined
well one of these days i might be tjhen who would be laughting
us of course as u freck out how ur sister will punnish you
sweetie bell what didi i tell u about the images of what are sisters do to us scootallo screatched
im sorry mabye we should just start walking to alde valeey
i guess if we have to scooltaloo whined oncwe more
thwe jerouny was long and tediouds even thought they were waLKING THE SAME ROADS AND TREH SAME DISTANCE IT JUSYT the harsh reality that they werew going to alde valey.
when they finnaly when they arived at the big pearly gates(cough) the broken bar gates that where to hold things in more than out even thought they looked like they werent doing a good job of it
tehre was a creepy man standing at the front gates who looked like he was purving on the kids untill they got closer tehy saw the name tag taht hung over his head like a noose around his neck he looked like he wanted it to be with the pure egsorting of managing this failing school that he was in charge of with a severe lack of power
hi my name is mr flintof ill be ur head while u are hear at alde valley we are hear to give u teh beast education that the country can offer
but ur the only school in the world that cant be that hard apple bloom offered
that it is hard it takes a lot of work to keep this hard working school in tip top shapew
as if by magic at that vary secound one of the wallls to what lloked like a gym tooke that vary moment to sponstancy collapse under its own porple made and kep infostructer then but some wired the pile of rubble spontansly combusted as if the school it self was trying to kill it self
scootaloo thwen mouth omfg
with that mr flintof who by this point was turning redder than the sun which never seemed to to sine over this certen school
he then commenced with his speach this will be the home of ur knowlage as we take u throught all the highs and lows of education
sweetie belles sarcatacly added mainly lows then
flintof then continued
thought we will not acsept any sort of bad behaviour or anything of that sort
scootallo then pointed one the other pupils being shanked by a ginka who looked like he hadent showered in years and that he was the lowest scum on equestria what are u going to do about that
flintpof showed real fear as he looke dat this red hair twwat fucking noighting thats aden smith if i try to do anything he fucking spread me
hearing thosde words come from this short fat ugly man was quite fitting as he was the sort of man taht looked like he'd beat his wife if he had one
finnsly he diced it run so he pointed out a female teacher with fashing sences what so ever if rairy ever saw her she would her one of her speical dress thast she like to use while she was drunk and give her the beating of her life
flintoff finished before proply disapearing she ur new formal tourter talk to her and shell tell u everthing u need know.

Registration
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Registration

They all slowly walked over to the strange looking female, they hadn't been with that many humans after they came to equestria, the exact reason they portal just opened up is still a mystery, but as most ponies believed that the course was Twilight with another of her reckless spells that back fired catastoffarly.
As this mad old hag finally noticed the three ponies progressing there way towards her, she gave one of the most amazing smiles. Not that it was good; just that is was amazing she could partially stretch her smile from one side of her face to the other.
"Hi girls!" she partially attacked them with.
"Hi miss, um, what was your name any ways." scootaloo probed
"Oh yes where are my manners."
"Probably the same place you left your good looks." Apple bloom muttered
As they finished snickering they looked up to her scolding them with a stare that could kill.
Then with amazing speed, the second and probberly last amazing thing about her she was back smiling like nothing had happened.
"As I was saying, before I was interrupted!"
They all gave a grave look of guilt, but the faint smile of their joke still lingered.
"I will be your form tutor for you’re wondrous time at old valley, my name is Miss Laffen I will be taking the register for you and your form every morning and evening. I will also be here if you ever need advice and guidance."
A quiet but just audio ball for all of them to hear “pheft, wondrous time."
The other cmc looked in shock they had never heard sweetie bell be disruptive in her life.
Miss Laffens look was by far more shocked than any could manage, but just as earlier she recovered at extremely fast speeds.
"Any ways now are little fandasco of a introduction is complete, it’s about time you hustled your busts over to the form room
Ill lead the way, then you can meet your new class mates." she answered
As this group of 4 marched their way along the long dull corridors of the amazing wonderful place that is Alde Valley.
The three young fillies chatted between themselves.
"I hope we have lots of are old friends in are class." sweetie bell started
"I hope we have lots of new ponies from other towns its all ways nice to make new friends." Apple bloom added
"Well I just hope we don’t have that many humans, there all right but the ones we meet so far aren’t the nicest bunch in equesrtria." Scootaloo finished.
Alas their time had come they had reached their form, as they were ushered through the door, they heard the many scream of young boys and girls a like.
The first notice they could pick out from this abundant was a chant.
"Decafe, decafe, deacfe."
As the group of people who were chanting it surrounding a small, disfigured, abnormal child being forced into the corner and trapped there by the abundant force of on slaughters.
"Now jack that’s enough messing around get out of the corner and coursing trouble."
The chorus that followed sounded rehearsed like they said it a million times before, "Oh jackkkk"
This sounded like the norm in this class so the three fillies decided to ignore it.
Though their next observation took them by surprise, their was no other ponies in their class.
"Um miss how many more are there in this form." Scootaloo questioned hazardly.
"This is all now go sit down I’ll take the register shortly."
The look of shock on all their faces was astonishing, but they knew they had to brave thought this as it’s their only choice.
They looked around for a place to sit and they found three seats next to the kid who was only moments ago in the corner with two other boys who looked to be his friends but, they still seemed to be picking on him in their own way.
As the three girls sat down the three boys turned to face them.
“You three must be the new pony students exchanging to Alde Valley to help develop a better connecting between our two words,” The boy in the middle said
Scootaloo being the defense one of the group spoke for them as always.
“Yeah we are, I guess we should do what they made use do this for and meet new people and make friends, I’m scootaloo the white mare there is sweetie bell and lastly there’s apple bloom, what’s your names then.”
The one had spoken before spoke again as the other looked more shy than the rest and the other just looked like he was just trying to be able to stay there let alone be friends with them.
“I’m George, the taller boy here is Elliot and finally, this thing,” he was pointing at the small kid, “as you probably already heard is called jack.”

buissnes studys
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buissnes studys

thje theree fillies and tehrie new 'friendws' went there ways tio the firste leson of the day
hwat doe we have first any way at this horendes schoolo of dead end operutunitys sweetiebellk cherped
as ebven at her age ehr voice stil did the most nigling crakes
the one thqat awnsed was of course the same again the 1 called george as he was the sort to never shutu thew fucjk up evne when he had nothing left to say
first we all ghave hte best lesson evr witch so mich work gets done and the teacher has the beaaste voice evr and all ywas teaches the best leasons
the the 3 ponys glared at each other tin the oveuise sarcacmsm leeking form his dreary drony shut the fuck up vioce.
at latst teh 6 companiynes rached the small dreary room that was referbished using the schoolds alwonce of 50p after evry teacher got af 3 ipad
rifght at the fronyt of this shquare sharp proisson of a room was looked to be the most hideiuset women tsaht was ever brn well sort of but that was confurmned twhen the next words left her disgued smashed to dshit dribble of a mouth
hi girls wecome to this lesson taht i will be having with you, you can call me miss edge but may as well call me miss hedge cause hats what i do hedge round the subject ebveey mminute of the day dont bother cakling me a theacher cause that far from what oii do i will be using my method of leeting the pupils teach them seklf one of the hardest syubjects to laern as i have no fucking clue what im doing and have no orthority acculay that school has no idea i am acculy heare
the look these 3 mares gave to hthis hidous sound screch that came from her like the whale from a cat beng strangled with bagpipes shuved down its throat while being playe dout f its ass
weirdly enought this thougth remined sweetiebell of somethig rarity loved to tare her hear out with with a flick of her mane and a shuder from her flank she managed to turn taht bakc to a merroriy and not realuity
the 3 boys behind gave her a what ever glsre and prity muck just told her to go fuck of with her exsistance and return tho the drerry life she must live at home tahe was a card board box out side yippee the 99p store where she does her shopping and getas her meals form the yippee cafre.
the she youg girs follwed boydss yto a table tah as locatd not a short grance rom the red haired twat tahrt turned out to be called adien smith he sat there in silandce wit no one near him they couldnt deside if it was becuse he stank hasd no freinds or becuse he sat there iuwith a knife that looked like a butter knife that eas pink and mae of platic wwihtch was used by a 2 year old to pretnd thaey could eat real food
there mouths dropped with pure surprised cause that was the knife he used to kill he kid earlier a knife taht couldnt cut air managed to kill just from being in the hansds of this swagy kid that could kill just ferom his beedy hard squinting glare taht looked like he was straing to keep the thought prosses of breathing going in his mentaly deformed brain
gerorge knowtisted tehhy were looking at the red hair obey cunt, dont even give him the privlege of your stear he doesnt desurve anythign other htan a slap rounfd the face hes the biggest pussy on earth he couldnt bezat up jack heer the pefect twat he is, all he could manage was to dump youget on his head in an atempt to look tusff allhe got was the laiught of all the peole he tries to impress for how perfextic he really is
so they desuided to just take this kid for what he was wotrth and egnored hm an dsat doen to find out what the joys of buissnes could teatch tehm or as miss edge says what tehy can teach tem selves.
right clawss settle dow miss edge wimpered over the clamering npoice of th eclass so just gave up and talk toher self which loked lik the norm to hear as musch of what seh said was complete dribble
class to day i couldnt book a ict to romm for the whole lsesson siome of you r are pperoberly thinking, if any one was leistiing, that i can never do anything right and by hte llokk of thois thats right so i guress i should just let you get on wit you rwork and leave the room sand cry to myself in te mean time, till you have to walk across the whole school oin teh pooring rain.
so ended the boeaing drivil of a bithc tha cant even speack a sentence without causing the eistioners to comite suiside
the free boys lead th ecmc to a much larger room that looked like it was newer in 100 yeard in th efuture tahn it did then it had been ravished byy hte endless wave of people who entered and left this pointless room board shitless in the prosses the crapwet seemed to be alive from the verusees shit and foodal itums that had been troden deep withing its thining fabric, well fabrics the wrrong word paper is much more apropreate
the walls a bland shineless filth never been tuched with water, excepted when throan at it, walll strained under their own exsitance to hold ythe saging streaching roomf that wassfalling down tiles onto the fllor sa they were shok from there very home where they should never have lived in this misrable school
the filles stared at the shit that was located on the deskl, in the human world they were ment to be called computers nbut all could be sauid about this hidious crap was it was the most deaf defining holy rectiling ball shit in th euniverse, for these were rm computers tat couldnt even handle hacking into a note pad file let alone run it
while in the corn rotted ytthe shittest exscuse for a printer ever its sole exsisance to burnt the life out of anyone tahat trys to uae it
so ones all of this was took in the filles faces stated to satr to turn more repulssived as they though twahts the fuck are thaty doing is this absolute whole of human exstrament that has hAADLL ALL LIFE CPOMPLETLE BEATIN the shit out of sand the fuck strained from al lifing crap from sthe horrible excisance, seariouslay it is better to be in the holacost than spend one day at this horrible school, but the cmc anint in the holocast, thast a different story so lets put them backing in their shit exsictant
tjhe 6 companiunes whent to sit at the rm crud tqhat america has beetr equipmenyt siped from there rulers china as we know america is the bitches of china the emerors of the world
scootaloo stared teh convo flowwing with, so wahtr are we acculy going to be doing
george still teh only to speack, but looked to soon cahnge, awnseed what eevr the fuck ya feel klike just fo about 5 words of work the null finnish some wheere at treh end of thecourese
the 3c filles adead by the sheat that was a shit writing by the same person writing trhis load of dribble got the through some work till they got board so decided to rtalk with thee new 'friends'
the two boys had got the 3rd called jack pinned to the floor as they were rubbibg varies unadeble food substance into his chlothes and hair, the blathing reck of this smothered child could only laugh and hope this was onlty a joke and not the attacking him in harte even thougjh he knew that it was as the rapeisst on tope tended not to care much gfor his wellfaere
they stopoped to talk to the cmc
apple bloom who i have just knowtist hasnt even talked this chapter quired why do u attack that thing so much
the only reply tha could come was from the smae boy again its fun
sweetie bell added does it even talk
for the firstr time ever the ceature caklled jack said in a audiable voice something that was meanaful and not just a random song that no one wants to hear i can speack i just dont as im nver able to ause no one wants to hear about ruse or roam toral war, do you want to leiston abut them
the 3 filles awnsered in chme no fucking thanks
the look of hurt on this face was a stab to even the most pained kitty thRY TO LOOK CUTE
he just gave a whine and decied to just slunk on the coner leisting waiting till he hasd something he could chip in with.
sccotalo then poiunte d a hoof to the 3rd and lazt boy the one who stil hadnt spoken what anout him does he ever talk and not just a staring lok loike hes looking at somethibg on kme
george awnsered quickly for fear wha t the boy would say, he is kloooking at sometjing but lets just asay its not for yoyu to know so itlll help to keep ur saanity
tyhe boy named elliot decided to finnaly speack but keeps what he rwlly was thinking at bay, yaeh i can atalk just taht i dont really want to saying anything but if you wqant to talk i can alwya be their anytime to talk about LoL or TF2 brov
the 3 fills sai dagin no thsnsks but that nice offer
the boy ended this short convo wiith 2 lettses GG
any way this lesson has draged on too long wel acculy its only half way through yeah iyt drags on like shit bu whatr you gonna do, but in the account of the writer being a lazy asshole we woill skip events and go on to the end of p1 and more to brake, if any importanyt evnts want to be reurned to it will but npot this day fro im a lazzy fuckuing cunt.

thefirst brake
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thefirst brake

the cmc had finnaoy finnuised there first klesson the ebboardom meter was at max
but that was nothing that the hoorresrs of brake couldn't fix by replacing it wurth puer hatred and discust for the
ONE WAY SYSTEM
hteis system one more barbaric htan the system lockacted on the xbox 360 aws a made by the most hporrific discusting man to ever live
MAYHO
this mna gave made even steven Hawkins seem more lively
the fasce thuis man has is like the face youud see on achild beaten half to dearth every day by his dad mum sister gran granddad and evn his fuckung goldfish
no that's to good looking for this man tarke that child burn him breed him with a elethant burn the werid shit covered hybrid than have the child slovely eat its on fucked up creation, while hes criing switch his tear ducts with acid so his tears corrode his shit covered deformed burned face into a pile of spuwn forthing sick then feed tah tto the eletahn having him sit ot out gives the face of this man.
anyways away frome th ehidouus site to save the remains of your eyes
the one way system was this dumshitted mans idea to improbeve the corridors betwwen lessons
it forces peopke to walk only in ne directing like they don't even knpwo how to change directions
even though tit mayde more organization
NO FUCKING TWAT WIOULD EVER FOLLOW THIS POINLEES MESS
all the fiuc happens is the blokaged becomes like the u bend of the fattest mands colloked up shit hole of a tioilet
the student get there blute piled ruges of shirts covered in thrw shit plack scum fro mthe crumbling scaled wall withc if giving food would tear if from your hands and take yout r head with it.
the cmc had the miass furtun e of ending up in this becasuse as thry were year 11 they were taken by the school in ther last years of education and fucked thre living shit out of and forced not to complabne because ther pissy pretty pony young year 7s neeed there ass kissed tpo feel loke the pretty princesses threy were
the girls bad and the boys the sort of pussys who would wear dresses and wathc my little pony
withc doesn't exsit because this is equestrian not earth
het cmc wher in the corridor traveling to ht ehall which was one door away but a mile ut be travel to reach it
the y were shuved shunted and scraped agin fthe cum covered walls foern all the hores being fucked bty rthte chahves against them, includes teachers
as the yr final y made ot to the hall of shit that contains ~~grease~~ I mean food
he cmc weer worned by the boys in theases words
touch that food and the gut withing you will be torn out shoved up your rear as the conence will circularte around causeing the shit to quite literlay to beciume fuck cobverd shit bullocks7
het cmc had a fealing aftrer this not htp eart the food mainlty pizza or should be grease bread with cheese boiled in gresses and tomatos in grease topped all off with grease sauce
they talked about wath lessons and shit was to come
but the aither is too lazy to write this convo so the guist
whats next
next lesson is maths
who with
corbit
is he nice
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAHHAAAHAHHAAAAAAAAHHAAAAa yes he is
really
of cource
he just has a very ferm hand ND OTEHR HTINGS
will we come out alive
maybe
well that graet
well it is alde valley :)

(bell for next lesson)

right my office NOW!!!!!
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right my office NOW!!!!!

ahhem befor this shit comtinuers it think a question must be asked how mamny people reading this accully have a lofre.
yeafh im talking to ypu twrrat I think your the bifggest pieace of sum in exsistance and no not you your cute ;)

well anty wat ynow that's rant is out the way on witjh the driblble

the threre cmc were walkijng to maths yeah they walk so what.
as they reached the strairts to theor fuck all of a class romm tejhy had to climb thae endless shit coverd starirs to the top.
thew stairs coevrde in the shit that crapped out of people asses as the puere straingh of attempting to muster up the energy to climb theais piss plié of craped meatal to the empty life at the top.

well yrreah they madwe it to the top, fuck off my story ill write it horw io want,
do you crollie sir, do you bite your thumb at me
no sir I don't bite my thumb at you sir
do you bit your thimb sir
yeas I bite my thimb but I don't bite my thumb at you sir
wrong awnser
[Bang}

well now that problems been taken care of back to the story
they rechred the top of the steairs to find a que that'd put the ones waiting for the new releases of the shit stains fo call of duty and fifa both of which arwe over rated and O.P
custom p.c s are the wadty forward

sorry for the consternt ranting my assistant for this chappetr is a bit of a downer

well they reached the top and meat the new friends thed make well jack was there again like a palge un wonted and unloved but to new people whrere their hanging loosely arouing this scum of a kid triyng to look like threy didn't know him

the firtts of whitch was the neww kid, no one called him by his name cause he didn't have one to unloved
he was used as every ojnes dump post being no more that a slave

the other of whisvh was one of the alde valley embasitors, well wmbasitor sounds like they have [power
alde valley students is probelry more better ass they have nothing more over any other rap sclaling in this school

wioll you stop rambling
I though you were dead, id focous more if you weren't here
well sorry im only trieing to help
well you arnt helping why not just toddle off

well sorry for that agin hes being a bit of a dick todaty

well thae embaistor was called eddie a fucked uo minded kid that was all ways "attention seeking" as it is called

no its not
just don't start agin k

well as the first words left his mouth in the suoper sonic screech as the voice of a million banby girls left his mouth
hi welcomre to corbits math sessions I hope you girls don't like your vaginatty
whys that scoots chirped
well lets say he has a thing for pretty little girls and a pretty big appitight at that.

wel the face on the cm c was fuunner than that off jonathan as he relises how totally unloved he is.
well as the que desided to shift its ass into the end of life class room
they show him
CORBIT!!!!!!!!
the god of all living even god sucks his cock but he is no gay boy he is a fucking full sized manly mic manly
they entered te room of no return and the "lesson" began

RIGHT!!!!! corbit roared blowing any ear drum that should remain
I hear we have some new victims I mean pupils
lets have tehnm up here shall we
the cmc slowly walked to the front

then corbit exploded
WHAT EVEN ARE YOU

the thrre ponies manged the whisper "um mares, sir"

CORBIT
PRETTY PRINCES PONIES ARE WE WELL AT LEAST YOU APPEAR TO HAVE A MINGE THATS GOOD I GUESS

the faecs of the cmc just drooped down in the utter defeat of this power man tahtd crush them in the flick of his wrist

as hthey gave up deafeted they sat at their desk and listened
fist to CORBIT
RiGHT REBECA WHAT IS MY THROBING RAGING EXPLODING MONSTEROUS DICK PLUS YOUR TINY MINGE EQUAL, he yelled as he slamed his fists on to the table
rebbeca the small terrified girl gave a whimper crye as she slowly died in side remembering his SPECIAL OFFICE!!!!!!!!

even over this rackiss the noice of a whinning trying to be call women coulde be heared htat was called miss unwin
WHERE IS MIKEY I WILL NOT LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITH OUT MIKEYS ASS TO KISS AND ~HIS LIPPS TO KISS MIJNE
but still ove r all this the voice they knw could be hear
gerofe shelly]
yes his voice was so fucking loud and never stopped it was 100% audible from fucking china
and at that time he was pratticully loud as he was "taking control of the conversation"
and telling a "joke"
this outburst of absolute drone noice quite literllay blow the house down
no it accully blow the alde valley walls doewn
well it wasn't hard but he did it with his voice HIS VOICE
HIS FUCKING VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

don't you think you emphasised that enough
no enough is never enough when it comes to him
well I think its too far
its too far when I fucking says its too far and ITS NEVER TO FAr

there is this one other thing I am adding that I forgot causes im a ideot
when scootallo dared question CORBIT why do we even nedd math, were going to be footballers
the rage was endless
I PROMISE YOU TAHT WHEN I SEE YOU IN !) YEARS YOU WILL ASK ME WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT
at this he slamed his fist into her face while the other went straight up her MINGE!!!!
crushing her between to plates of soiled steel crushing any life away and the resultant horse meat to end uo in Tesco products, which is where arll your fucking shitty little ponies will end up
yeah you better crie, fucikng sissy wimp, yeah you you know im talking about you just read and reflect how crap your life is and how much people hate you and imaging not even having ponies to comfort you, imaging is the ponies hadn't happened and how many pitiful friends youd have left, sum bagg steve got it!

well yes soo many peop,e were killed by this shoit wasll and everything the cmc was fucking stunded
this school is juct being more shit easch second
and o top it off corbit haad teared out his cock and cramed it inside thir tiny pussies and rambed oit till it split them completely in two with his jiss spliiing out filling the room like a pool the bodoyies spilling out to be never seen agin

well of course that last bit isn't the end just a little hummer
any way this has been pretty enventfull hasn't it
yeah it has
well it was good except for you
what didi I do
you exsisted for one
well sorry I thiugh you neded help shitting on the keyboead then calling it a story
fuck off this is amaster peace thtat rivels Shakespeare
more like rivels skrillex
how fucking dare you mention such sucking ball crap in my present
well how about TF/PS/2 then
oh now that's just too far
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well that's him dead his names jim by the way

THE FINAL CHAPTER
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THE FINAL CHAPTER

what the fuck were you expecting something good, what the hell are you on!!!!!

one comment will be what the hell I am on.

adiens christmad
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decFE Simulators
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hte end of chrisrtmas
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hte end of chrisrtmas

The end...... of fucking cause ir aint
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The end...... of fucking cause ir aint

Well the time in the fun loving care free wonderous world of alde valley but it isntt over as the wotrld of aldey valley 6 form csan now begin with more sht ass teachers as the wounderous wotld of mopeds and cloions and doewy on defifa!!!
I kid of course alde valley is a shit enough said

only joking what a twat

the science lession of jan
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how wbver much id love to starty the gratenes thatd bw aldevy valley sixth ofrm alough therr is one cheapter tahta mucst wxcist in this hatt is ablout thatee bested woman of all time ahtt is jan whatruppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"!!!!!!!`
if you know her then youll wish youd didn't but if you don't thatne you wish you didj so that you can laugh soo hard thatd it put watching zhong qui farm to ashame.

this taeles begins afeter the other yeah its a story whatd you expect 10 years later this is a fucking school not fucking spungebob spongebooboobobobobobobooboboboboobobobobob fuck that crap this is better qritten tahtn that shit thye cant evern face rool they cant even play neith tatey cnat even rwaatch esteenders they are so brain dead
you wanna fight about it fucking bri g oit brove bring it ill get darrne felcher on ya el kick your tits in

now to commensre this story it needs some great music to ste the mood my good budy ege productions have helped me make a perfect track Fuck SACK cant find it ill put ot jin whaten I can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBANxrTYXpM fucking awesome shiittttyuiuuyfudrtdffdytf7ykyri77oyti;
so when that does appear starat to read with thwe seweet smell of marvilouse melady booming thhroufh typur ears
any loss of hearing brain damage or death causesd should be addressed to erdric its his crap not mine

the cMCc had recovered from dieing the lag only made it tatke 3 days to respawn not only you is it jesus morron guy should have got rm connection keep him playing they where on their way to science which thaye where with geoege jack and OSUUUUUUUU!!!!!1 yeah that guy
they whre asking them hwo there teaxher would be but every timww OSUUUUUUUU they said teachedr they woul dbe laughted OSUUUUUUUU!!!!! at becauses of how perfetic that idie aodf jan beoing called a teacher Scootaloo whijend what the fuck could be that wrong with her
the reply most ovious what the accule fuck could be right whith her

they walked in to the room nd there standing OSSUUUUUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSS!!!!! Tehre wahs jan standing ther glaroing at mikey
her face was read and she was screeming mikeeyeyyeyeyeyeyyy give me athat string in a voice that is wheezy and barily a db loud a whistle falling in out out of tr mouth like America in foreign counties mikey beign an uneducated swine repitdely refused to give up a pice of fucking string thT JAN HASD TO FGPO DOWN AND GET THE MAN of mahewwwwwwwfghajhdhufsxksxhkgfihigc ori;i ibmmknjcidbghxbjidbgnv
he bursrt through the door grabing mikey by the throat thearing out his out anfd slaming out the window at that point msi unwin ran theroufgh crying kujumping out the window to cathch her boluved mikey as he could never do anything wring people are just oiut to get him
lolol lfuck no hes just a twat.
with that out thde way the lesson begun
fuck sorry cant sya that the 100 miinutews of jan flaling through a text book to try and fin d a workd which is relativwe
clas Ik so sroory but youll have to wathch this video today to teavh what io can not............................. ogh fuck no waith I cnat use a computer can I oh wel
a bouy called tom tathne chipped in just because albuit died doesn't mean your intellgrent had to go with him.
after teah he joined all the other people who talked to her in any way on the DEMO BENCH
At ehich point she dicied that she would do a dmeo on the demo bech so she had to go out and get corbit to clear the table by brushing it with his fist to hter effaces
any wahy I have to have tae so ill have to continue aafterwards,
3well im back and I finally got the klink to the uttimate music so that aahad appreed took bloody long thought
any way now jan has a nice clean bench she stes out rhte equipment for the experemanet which h tooke hours considering that she had to check with the tecjhs every 5 seconds when sahe had finnsihe dshe strated explain how they be looming at bactrai under ohhhh god I forgot the microsocees she cried the only theing they really need very onen at theat point just gave up with te whill to leav they al jumped out of the window pilling up on tho mikey and unwin havin gsex
the school thaki g a surprise that the weight was taking out otoo quick it lifted up by over a mile as it no longer sagging from the weigh tiof a feathrer tbast was knocked off
the only omnes left was the cmc sand jan who was getting mader over being surch a moron
the cmc was starting to warry they were about to run when jan grabbed them by their necjks and then thrusth er old bonny dick into theuor pussys all at the sane time causeing all of them to stat bleeding traring them apart blowing them to death jan was scfreeming she grabebed the old boe of albert an d straing forcing them odwn th3e cmc throat she wscreemed albert your the best husband
jan then took albertws coofen and smabed it through out the cass room killing her slef as well

Well thetre you go jans fucked off joined albert ansd the cmc apeatr to be fine im sure they can continued on to aldey valley sex form
any wasy I think you should totatly not check out this you tube channem as itd keill al your brain cellsa
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmvN_Veeic-aUOioeaPqi2A

The fisrt days of alsdey avalley secx fork
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well lets just say I feel this has goone very well I have imaproved widley like you can barily see the spelling misatakes
is jrs tootaly unnotistasable
well sas we know the sea m see are now located int he dreaded location of the world of aldey valley but tehn the magicaly jerany of growoing up happended
so when they did they finnaly reached the end od there jeernay at aldey valey hiugh............
off fucking cause theough like everyone else at that wondartse schoold of possabilties..... to faukcoing fail and fail they fucking did
down like the fucking twin twoers to the wholes of hell

Which funally enougb all the scum that flell down for equeatria acculally as evrone did fail they all fell down into thae pits of hell
lololol
jokes
they fell way fuckign further the the sewerage pipes of hell called#
ALde VALEEY SEX FORK
so once the seame see arrived at the grand entance of the the 4 roomed shck that was functioan as the sex fork
"so then whatfuck whole will wwe fucking end up this fukcing cunt time" Sweetybell fucking chimed ( who had contracted the alde valley whore virase)
Scootaloo who had her vocatl coards blownthe fuck out by a very tame fight at the site of aldey valley between some very carm young indavidouls ( one of the un tame fights can be seen in the video above)
Abble bloom Fuckign screeached " u what fuckign mate ill fucking shank ya youfuckishn btove, y da fucki do I give as heet ill smahe what ever the fuck comes here"
At that moment once they walkied up to the bedevilaed wasll covered in seman and shit and plums and stuff with mayhew fucker scrowlaed in period blood
They swa a fat boulded man that they recanizrs as the wassteman mr widdowason, who looked like he had just got a huge promotion
to be the cleaner of this fucking sheit satin on exisstance
the reason for his sadness was because he had just got fired.... yes he had managed to be too shit for the shitest school in wxisatnace he sigale handley caused an intire class to fucking fail
So you wont feel bad when Abble blom used what she had learned form adien smith which amanted to more tthan the whole 3 years she spemtn at that fuck whole of achoo,l
He smashed that fat bould cunt face to the gound sclashing and spreading that fat verging man all over the scum covered pavement
She then proceeded to carve a massive 8 over his chest to assemble the hate foerm al the people who hasd suffered unit 8
of couse that things death was met with spontanouse apluse form all the lives that was left tattered and burned at the whole of alde vallevey secy fork
So any way the three scum bags of a ponises now with the blood of diabetes digeasted they enterd the new heel that they would stay with for the next 2 years
which the first stench to hit them was the reek of failaure and despair ( which was alos the roten kisds that hang themselves to escape the hell hole
of course tehis was over powered by the stench of the devilf her fucigk self miss poten
which she eneterd with the grand jestere of crack and trear of a childs neck being torn from his body,
the pee m ree recanised the reched waste of the body of thing decafe
"that's what ya fucking get for failing at fucking alde valley, the school of impposibel failer" she screeed
the cmc would lover to retore but new beeter as she was the true incarnataion of zues go near and death will insue just from the tiny glance
"so your the new scum that wie have to carry through the education, well just so you know your uselles you wont amount to anything and you willlll die here, so I hope you fuckign come to like me, cause I sure as fuck will cum.
te cmc have growon use to being fuck toys now at their time art alde valle sex camp, they wvwn came to start to enjoy it quoite alort really just like a;; whores in alde valley, the 50 layesrs of make up raelly helped soffen the pounding face fucks tooo
Alough the cmc finnaly too stokk of ther first lessoj after the 5 hour fucking they had just received (a rnt you gald we skiiped that ... loolll fuck tard well come back to It another time)
there forst lesson was
MATHSSSSSSS>>S>>S>>>???<<>>M<>?>>>.....................
Alsos know as
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Author's Note

I have swage I swage
suck my dick
I have swage

ALdey valleley aCuntadamy
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ALdey valleley aCuntadamy

took it all. I deserved it all. I've been keeping that horrible secret from her for far too long. She is now a fully grown mare, capable of taking care of herself if she were in Equestria. Here, I treat her still like she was my little filly. It's been wrong of me, but I couldn't help it. I didn't want this to ever happen, but I knew it would. I should have done what was right, but I didn't. It was only a matter of time before she found out, and she knew she was different.

After our argument, she flew upstairs into her bedroom, and slammed her door shut. I checked on her an hour later, and no response told me she had flown off. I can only hope that she comes back, or at least, if she doesn't, she stays away from any other people. If anything, I hope some sort of portal opens up and she goes back to her world, and never has to think of me again. All I can say to her at this point, is that I'm sorry.

I'm so... so... sorry.

Well now that shays over with time to start rhea ovkivcewsa better story which is proudly brought to you by

of coerce not they has near the many billion trillion view s I have that video is aclsomost as unsuccessful sass Mr widdeowsons carrier or fucking David came ions promersises

Obama is a black nig nag

where ted fuck that came from soy rode
arnermu road
Fick those fishes

well now then ;eats start dfiucminf this bucking story causer imp fiuvionmfg goarden Ramsey mad is fucking swore enough that fuckoinbg squid wont be squid squid ward any more folk tits fuck titches

Man y a day ago alder hiugh had managed to lose al its money don't ask jhow they should therer ever was but mr wideson when he left, sorry heed leave he bucking shot off the preersous like the palastionns out of Israel ( the mother lad the great country of the sky) he stole all of alde vaaley money 100,000 (uggandian shillins) like the balck man he is well they where screwed so they had to tuent the great tribe
THe Bright Neadafouls
These bunts of invbread scum loards decided ited be smart to give alde valley sex fork a make over
with a bulldozer
and shove all the kids and shithead mares and fucking that namr for the cutting dick carrying pony bitches in with all those little kidies that where currently succkiling of off ed millabans tities for thirer future education to not be takeedn away
like any one gives a shit anbou the the train wreak of oldey fucking valley

Day 2
its been lonfg tryting work lslave at this detailed preficallty writtinfg masterpeaece
this greatness is unrefound so lets iuds fucking get bak to acuuualry the sroty

so now that the shit whole aldy vaelly sex forxs is now flater than Dale farms houses every ine was onoe collected in the swdolow shit pit of alduy valley acuntaduamy so the cmc that relay may as well be fucking dropped out of this story like fucking people out of the twin towers
but wewlll they nwow being all cooll and shit smkoign weed and scrap they where fuckign (well that doesn't sound right but lets go with it litterlay fucking) in this shit y school with the young shit gereneration of aldey vaaley shot whole with the 4 yealr old cod playesrs and the endless stream of football drfops outs that Arnhem road maaanged to generate
ewll any ways now the cmc have finfished fuckign 50 gutys at once thtanks to nothing being able to compare to corbits dick
so now they had finnaly managed to fifnish their first yheat of a levels achieveing the maaive above stands of aldey chavaealley of an U+ they has d started their second year of pain intense suffering

so with allt eh dripping sawg they now have those bitching girsl need no lestions and well hey teacher to bum lazy to teach any eays so I guress fuck them then sot eh cmc decied to go on a grand adventure

Of course this could just be any noeraml copy paste shoti those need originality as im the gretated writer ever

Meanwhile, Dash was struggling to force the wine bottle up the filly’s ass. She steeled herself and gave one last shove with all her might. It was a good thing rarity had gagged Scootaloo, because the squealing would have been ear-piercing. Her anal sphincter snapped like a broken rubber band, creating a gaping hole from which her traumatized intestines slopped out. “Whoa,” was all Rainbow could say for a moment. Then she turned to her pink friend, who was bouncing with joy. “What now? This is more your area of expertise, Pinkie.”

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So these three pony nigs croused along kicking nigs asses and fucking bitches and sucked some greeces off the floor off the floro of SEAAAAHAWWKSSKKSKS fucking climing over bitches dead bodies being used for more grecces
till they founf d this nig

This bitch sataarted to fucking screem
"fjsdjjdsjhdsjkdsfjjdjhghdgvhjfoogfggg Freeedom njdfnjjgevohogvhoghoegh"
but being a scotish cunt no one could understand a word he said so they fucking tore his fuckig thorat out and took his shitty crappy box thatr had the intergratiy worse thtn alde valley walls

So these 3 bithces fly over and back to see nig

And drop kick that fag into next week so hed fuckign die soonesr, wherer he prompletly landed into a tire fire.

so the 3 nigs fucjked off fgain mand whrnt ti meet this knig

And gave that bichte a watermelon

Then they fuckied off and when t to this nig........ slightly taned man

This biche ddint get a watermelon as he already had some soked in oil and the tears of His Mexican slve

so they fucked the nig.... slightly taneed I the ass and fucking killed thtat bich and made mit romwy in change cause moormen is the best relgion caue the kings of the worlty and legittttttttttttttttt.

Fucking better like thae efforrte cof me taking there phoytos fo rthis master piece novel tookme fucking years a

so they 2 bitches cause one weas tekn for romneys 50th wife when c an

2 nigs when here but they weren't aiming for the truck

so 2 bitehs fucking plow box into chadavacmady blow ahit up cryryryryryyrryryyryr

Fuck dis shit bruv im fucking to gets osme choippssspspsppss
Seahawkssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Author's Note

im bthe best all writehn by this fucking graeath man that is fucking tan all sucky nigs in the land
kill and ship out all those disgustuing cholaacte gangs
:ajbemused: YOu bithces got no weewahhshsd

the ultinate world of adle valley
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Alde valley doesn't have the money for the maths camping trip, so the students find it upon themselves to run the day on low budget and Alde valley logic. the sterat of this terip was staarted in the asdlen valleey maths room run by mr corbit5
right its time to go on ther maths campping trtiip the budfget for this trip is fjucking appolo4ing just2 like 21this fucking story aboiut of rttis comoplete crapew school. the sdtrat of the trip was to find as loctaion fokr the ca65lp to 2be strated by 5tavel to 4a randadon location caled the invisab;le palcre of no one no wgaht thej fuc8jk85 it is.
teh jernoy consisted of tahe createign of the tents made from the l.left ocver bindles from the jews bering evacusated in ww2.
teh creating of the look out tower came next the higth fo the ladder was takiwen from thr e lenght of tghe bparsds to make the brwifdeg tyahte will be founsd out later in.
het ice cram was made fro mna ncyklinder of ice lkike ever opthrer fuckimng object in this world.
the bridghe maentined rearly with hasd 200 quid to spend on it while ther e wasnt enioughrt to get fuxcking food tyhe brftridge wasnt whell cair freoindlyy and a hamst5er coukld habev fuckuing diersd falling thorught.

America is owned by china as all the oil in the world is owned by china but americsa wants it all so habe put themselves in deat to try and buy every drop. and rthe adition of aqbama care has created nothing but shit