The amazing awesome mega super adventures of Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King

Chapter Two - Born Zombie Again

Black Soul died. The end.

loljk. He was resurrected as a zombie pony and walked into Ponyvilletownvillecityplaceville. He then ate the brain of Twilight Sparkle, becoming smart like her. He then got vasts amounts of knowledge, and figured out the meaning of life.

Too bad he’s a fucking zombie and nobody knows what the fuck he’s saying. All they hear are gargles and run away if fear.

“I am so sad that no one wants to know the meaning of life, I should kill myself,” he moaned.

So Black Soul the Almighty Alicorn King used his magic to summon the Megazord to crush him, but sadly it couldn’t kill him. He then called on the power of the Digimon and they used their power to try and kill him as well, except when they tried the digimon blewed up and turned into his sword the Devil Dice Duel Dildo plus sword.

He then summoned Mewtwo to kill him, because people who like Digimon are fucking pussies. However, even the all-mighty Mewtwo couldn’t kill Black Soul, so Mewtwo killed himself. It was very sad.

“Wait!” Derpy Hooves called out. “There’s a better way than this!”

Derpy then derped into Black Soul and he became a not-zombie so he could live as a foal again, except he was a boy so it was okay.

“Now I can face my destiny and save Equestria with my sword.”

So Black Soul picked up his Devil Dice Duel Dildo plus sword and ran off to Ponyvillage so he could save the Elements of Harmony because they were stoled by evil ponies.

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle had woke up to see that her friends were chained and saw the shadowy bad guys as they laughed evil laughter evily.

“Why are you doing this, bad ponies that are very evil and not good?” Twilight asked.

The bad ponies just kept laughing and then the music went all dun dunnn dunnn dee dunn dunn dun and cut to commercial.

END CHAPTER TWO