Are you tired of the way your countries government is run?
Tried of the corruption of the blatant disregard for human rights?
Then all you need to do is apply to become a citizen of my country.
You will be treated as a human being with all the God-given rights afforded to you.
All I ask is for you to contribute to the well-being of your new home.

“So what do you think of the advert I came up with, think people will want to come and live here?” I ask the person standing next to me at the celebration of our new Cold Fission Reactor going online for the first time.

“Well, that depends do you want hard workers or hardly workers?”

I look at the guy like he just sprouted a second head, and wait you have no idea what's going on, do you? Well, let me correct that error but first introductions.

My name is Adam Johnathan Daniel Franklin Kenith Steven McDouc the Sixteenth and it’s pronounced McDuck but everyone just calls me AJ. See I grew up in a very wealthy family and when I say wealthy I mean we owned everything or at least part of it. But I found that my family with all its money was not happy, proof to that is I have eight stepmothers and seven stepfathers, unfortunately, no siblings of any kind. So due to the fact that my parents “LOVED” their spouse so much, you could really tell how much seven and eight, when they passed away in a freak accident involving two bottles of wine, some candles, and a halibut while trying to rekindle the romance between them.

I understand the halibut, but what was with the wine and candles?

Anywho they died I got everything and when I found out I wanted to dig them up and do horrible things to their corpses, unspeakable downright nasty things. But I persevered meaning I ignored my duties for the companies I controlled to do what I loved my passion the thing that keeps me going. I liked taking things and making them bigger and better or smaller and greater. Like my suppository cell phone, hell you all know how those contracts are a pain in the ass so why not the phone as well. That one didn’t go over well for the public but different governments agencies over the world liked them. I had so many things but that's not what this story is about so let us get back to it, shall we?

I was twenty years old when it happened I noticed how governments were working the big business stepping on the little guy the absolute corruption and it sickened me, mainly because the big business was me. I had to do something but what, then I remembered a phrase told to me by my great-great-aunt Lucy de Loon, I still don’t think that was her real name. She told me if “the government is so corrupt, the laws are becoming a joke, or your girlfriend dumps you for a guy who can fart the national anthem then go and make your own country”.

And that is what I did I used satellites to find the most isolated spot in the world which happened to be a small uncharted uninhabited island in the center of the Pacific, the thing was so small you couldn’t see it without magnifying the image 1000 times. But there it was my new land from shore to shore 2 miles across but that didn’t matter what mattered was it was mine I bought it all legal and stuff. Then I got to work using my many connections I mean both my parent's black books of blackmail I got workers to expand the size of my island hell if they can do it in Dubai why not here. So for five years my little speck of land grew and grew until it had the same landmass as the state of Texas. This caused an uproar in the international community for two reasons first with how big my island had become with shipping lanes and a bunch of bullshit because no ships crossed anywhere near it and the second was a unique element found on the island. And it is unique I had geologists scoured the world to look for it. This rare element absorbs radiation completely leaving nothing to test it I had five kilos of it dusted over Chernobyl and twenty-four hours later nothing no radiation all clean. A lot of governments wanted this for their own reasons and tried to strong-arm me but when they saw my military and they backed off. What did you think I was only making my island bigger did you not read the Description or remember what I loved to do?

I give you my military well my Navy, Marines, and Airforce.

And to answer your question all weapons are railguns even the troop's weapons, told you I was doing more than making the island bigger. So with the proverbial mines bigger than yours out of the way let us continue, shall we? See my military is composed of retired soldiers from around the world, oh they have an extensive background check mental exams the whole ten yards, I said they get the exams. This also went for the employees that were on the Island with their families, yes I even had their families brought along. Why have them be apart for so long when I could bring them all together on the gray hair on God's left testicle also known as the Island Nation of Name Undecided. I haven’t chosen a name for it yey so sue me. But the families are ok they have homes that are single and double wides, I live in a triple-wide just because. Back to the main topic, the island has an industrial space for producing what I call sponge stone you know that stuff that absorbs radiation, and a power plant which will be coming online today. Oh, we have other things like stores and stuff but that's not important right now. When the plant goes online we can start bringing people here as of now all that I have is soldiers and employees and their families totally One fifty thousand people and about two thousand cats and dogs some other stuff but yeah.

So back to where we were me standing next to a guy who said a bad joke when alarms started going off at the plant. I looked to my PA for answers, being told one-word SABOTAGE. Don’t these morons know what a cold fission reactor is capable of if it is disrupted no I guess not the truth is It creates an unstable singularity that grows until it consumes all traces of the same energy wavelength which means the island the water surrounding it and my fleet? (to be honest, I have no idea what it would do but for plot convenience, let’s say it does just that) I watched as a dome of energy formed over the power plant and began expanding outward within seconds the island the water and my fleet was surrounded by it and then a flash and nothing there was no boom no intense pain just a flash and everything went black. The quiet of the black was so great there was nothing to do just relax but having hundreds of screaming people tends to kill the idea of the black so I opened my eyes, getting up, and looked around, and finding nothing wrong. Well, nothing was wrong except for the people not being people they were different somehow I just couldn’t put my finger on it, they had arms, legs, hands, and heads but it was just something. The answer came to me when my PA screamed something now what was it again ah yes it was “MY GOD I’M A HORSEPERSON!”. Now I know what's wrong, the people aren’t people anymore, that’s because they all look like creaturepeople. I’ll explain a lot of them look like horsepeople but others not so much, there were cowpeople, dogpeople, kirinpeople, and bird-headed catbut people, oh there were four or five dragonpeople those guys looked the coolest.

As I was saying everybody was screaming and I really hate screaming people they tend to do stupid stuff. So taking a deep breath I grabbed the microphone and yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALM DOWN , blowing out two of the speakers when I did that. Taking a calming breath I spoke again, Now everyone please settle down I’m sure if we put our heads together we can figure out what happened,”

From the crowd, I heard a voice calling it got louder as it got closer looking down off the stage I saw a small horsegirl running up. “I know, I know what happened!”

“Well get up here and tell us oh wise one,” Helping her on the stage with one of I think is her parents. “So you know what happened so enlighten us,”

“You see we became ponies, well most of us are and we’re in a whole new world called Equestria,”

“And how do you know this Miss...?”

“Sarah, Sarah Goodfellow my dad is on one of the ships,” She said pulling out her iPhone and bringing up a web page I took the phone cursing Apple but remembered I own forty percent of the company, Looking at the screen I watched a cartoon with very colorful ponies, I have to admit the theme song was catchy. Handing the phone back I looked the ponygirl in the eyes, “Well that's fine and all but those ponies are quadrupeds and we’re not so how do you know that you’re right?”

Sarah put her phone in her pocket and then she pulled down the side of her shorts showing off a tattoo of three books on her hip. “See that, that's a cutie mark it shows a ponies special talent my is seeking knowledge,”

I looked at the girl then her tattoo then back at her before I turned walked over to my PA looked her in the eyes bent over lifted her skirt to show off her thigh as well as her very transparent thong I mean you could count the hairs on the arrow she had pointing down to her anyways I see a tattoo or cutie mark as well. Hers looked like a PDA wow she really is a good PA. A little curious I look at my hip and frowned at my cutie, nope it's a studstamp it looked like well see for yourself.
I wonder what my special talent is?

So after embarrassing my PA and seeing my thing, I turned back to Sarah, “So if you know about this then what are the others and for that matter what are you, ya got something growing out of the top of ya head is it a tumor?”

“No sir I’m a Unicorn you assistant is one too and that guy is a Griffon there's a Diamond Dog lady with a machinegun,” she said pointing them out. “And you sir are what is called an Alicorn they're the pony royalty,” Sarah said as Pa showed me an image of myself.

And I have to say I’m not that bad looking I have a foot-long horn sticking out of my head and large grayish blue wings that match my now coat color, turning away from everyone I reach in my shorts and have a big smile on my face, I’m hung like a horse, well a pony maybe, but dam at least twenty inches and three across. Oh PA and I are going to have so much fun tonight yes we are.

Turning back to see a smirk on the kids face, dam she knew, Clearing my throat I spoke out to the crowd Ladies and Gentlemen “Mares and Gentle Colts”, Sarah said next to me, “Yeah what she said “until we are able to contact anypony,” I looked at Sarah smugly, “All information will be handled by the Administrator of all things Equilibrium, “Equestrian” Sarah quickly said, “That too, it will all be answered by Sarah, Sarah Goodfellow and PA of course.” I said as I made my way off the stage.

“What, how can you put me in charge of this I’m only twelve?” She nearly screamed.

“And you are so lucky for that, as we don’t have any of those stupid child labor laws to deal with, now I have to contact the fleet seeing how these people were acting I can only guess what they're going through,” I said as a started to run to the com tower.

Getting there was easy getting through the door with wings and a horn not so much got to talk to PA and have all the doors rebuilt.
“Oh, if you're wondering why I call her PA it’s not for personal assistant well not just for that it’s also her initials Patricia Anderson see PA.”
Stepping into the Com Tower I was met with absolute calm there was no screaming over the radios or on the video monitors, nothing everyone there was just doing their work.

“Ok, what the Sam Hill is going on here, outside everyone's panicking like it’s the end of the world and you guys are just this,” I say waving my arms around.

“Sir, over half the crews and troops are Broneys or Pegisisters so they explained everything to the rest.” One of the operators said before turning back to his work.

“Ok then, but do they know about well me?” Gesturing to my new look.

“Monitors are still working, the ships have been receiving the broadcast this whole time,” He pointed to a screen that had Sarah and PA explaining things to the people already calming them down.

I can’t call them people anymore so let's see, doing some calculations and looking over security monitors hmmm all the construction workers are unicorns, and what was it oh, yeah earthponies and Diamond dogs, the tech guys are all unicorns. The military is a mix of all of them but the piolets are mostly pegasus and Griffons, but then oh, never mind the Kirin are tech guys too the Dragons were a mixed bunch. I turned my attention to the power plant it looked fine no visible damage now to make contact and hope all is well.

Yeah we are going to be ok there was no real damage it was a small explosion and nopony got hurt the sponge stone kept any radiation from leaking out of the core, so all’s good, even better we are up and running we now have unlimited nonpolluting power “go green energy”. So with everything settled I think I will call it a day, have the ships return to port, and go see if PA wants me to follow the arrow to my prize.

“Um, sir?” Dammit, it found me.

“Yes, Ms. Goodfellow what can I do and stop calling me sir call me AJ,”

Um well si AJ you need to know a few things first what happened here will be found out in Cantorlot the capital of Equestria real soon and second, you really need to watch the episodes of the show or things will get messy,”

“Messy, how and what kind of messy?”

“Well if things go wrong we could start a war with them,” She said a little worried.

Hearing that I laughed, I laughed until I looked at how serious she looked pulling her to the side I pointed out to the harbor as the fleet was coming in. “I don’t think we need to worry about a war with them in fact they should be the ones to worry, now I will watch the show tonight after some extensive horizontal exercising with PA,” I said patting her back as I went to find PA.

You want to know something I found out, just because I am a genius doesn’t mean I know everything, I found this out after PA and my fun time when I watched the show. These ponies have a Fucking Rainbow Beam thing that can turn you to stone or send you to the dam moon. Ok, first things first build a counteragent for tasting the rainbow, then deal with the other shit, though as I watched the episodes I did notice that their military was kind of a joke and that night princess was really hot. Need to focus don’t want to screw this up if it does come down to war will my handsomely paid military do what must be done after all some of them like the show.

CAntorlot Castle Equestria

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were sitting on their thrones during day court when they felt a tremendous amount of power come from the Lunar Sea both of them stood and order the room cleared.

“Sister, you felt that power too?” Luna asked as she made her way out of the room.

“Yes dear sister I did, and it frightens me,” Celestia answered as she shuddered. “Whatever or whoever it is I just pray that they mean no harm, come we must contact Twilight and her friends to investigate,”

Luna nodded but felt it would have been best to send a scouting team like the Wonderblots first. As she followed her sister to Celestia chambers Luna kept wondering if this was the sign from the dream vision she had five years ago. In the vision, she witnessed an alicorn stallion who was angry at the world and chose to change a small part of it. She had seen how he created for the betterment of all then he put forth a grand plan he raise the ground from the seafloor created great ships and things that fly faster than any pegasus could even dream but he had also made weapons of death. Luna had told her sister this but she left out the part of the vision where she was subservient to this stallion who would even take her in public bending her over and pound her plot. No Celestia will never know that part.

“Sister, could this be a sign of the dream vision I had those years ago?” Luna asked making Celestia stop in her tracks.

“Celestia thought for a moment Luna’s visions were never wrong. “Perhaps your right Lulu I will instruct Twilight to be extra careful and vigilant.”

“Very well sister I will go and begin setting up contingency if the worst happens,” Luan said as her sister nodded then turned and headed to her own chambers.

Luna wanted to see if the dream vision was coming true and if she could experience that sensation again after all she was the Mistress of the dream realm and it did feel really good.

Two days and nothing no visit from, um what was her name again, it was a terrible book series, oh yeah Twilight. Two days and no Twilight and company radar did pick up small blips and the Spotters confirmed them to be Pegasus, Griffons, Hippogriffs, and a small group of dragons but no Equestrian delegation. I’m starting to feel insulted, but little miss, know it all Equestria, said to be patient they don’t have our level of technology so it will take time. Blah, I hate waiting so when a spotter confirmed a ship well an airship was approaching I was a happy guy, stallion, whatever I was happy. Then not so happy it turns out the airship flew a pirate flag the inspiration pirates meant information for freedom and maybe some pirate booty too. So I had a couple of VTOLs to bring the ship in.

The pilots radioed back laughing it seemed the crew of the ship were too scared to fire their canons the pilot guessed they had never seen different beings working together or that the VTOLs were just too intimidating. But with some hand signals and luck, they got it to follow them back home. I was bouncing with excitement our first contact with aliens, that was until party popper Goodfellow reminded me that we were the aliens. As the ship touched down a gangplank was lowered and a voice called out permission to come aboard walking up with PA and Goodfellow we were greeted by, I’ll just say it three hot birds.

The center of the group introduced herself as Captian Celaeno and this was some of her crew there was first mate Skywise and helmsbird Busty. Skywise is the one with the eyepatch.

I looked around and asked where the rest of her crew was found out they were below too scared to come out after seeing those loud flying things. I apologized for that but her ship was inside our borders which PA explained that our borders run seven miles out in all directions and she was five miles so encroaching. We continued to talk until I told them that we needed information and that's when it happened she buttoned her beak that lasted for a good five seconds when she was informed that Piracy was illegal in our waters when in doubt use the law or threaten both works. The good captain put on the charm inviting me into her cabin to talk in a more private setting. Nodding I had PA and Goodfellow talk to Busty and Skywise as I was lead below deck to the captain's quarters once the door was closed Celaeno put on the charm removing her dress until she was down to her boots, hat, bra, and a very interesting thong.

As she moved to her bed lying down on it spreading her legs she looked up at me with a smile. “So how about we get more comfortable,”

This translated to me between her thighs pounding away at her buried treasure. During this, I learned something very important that the middle ring on a horse dick is like an indicator for sex with other species see ponies can take the whole thing like PA did our first night here. But for others not so much see I wanted the full thing so I grabbed Celaeno’s hips and pushed until I was fully inside to hers. Two very important things happened, first I ended up going past her cervix into her womb, and second I think I learned every curse word in I believe Portuguese. She started speaking English again telling me, I was a bucking idiot and now we had to wait until I seeded her before I could pull out, and I’d probably egg her in the processes, although she did ask if this place could be her permanent port of call. So thirty minutes later and two more womb refills we returned to meet the others. PA was looking smug while Goodfellow was just shaking her head, we all disembarked even the rest of the crew and made our way to one of the only restaurants we had. After a good meal, Celaeno decided to stay for a few days to let her crew relax and see what this island had to offer. During this time we learned a few interesting things one we were in the Lunar sea off the west coast of Equestria and second Equestria a little over a month ago had a run-in with a guy called the Storm King. This info was very useful as Goodfellow knew about the movie as she had seen it before coming to the island.

The crew of the Destiny’s Bounty as we learned the ships name appreciated the help we did in sprucing up the old girl, the airbag was reinforced with a poly-fiber silk-blend making it tear-proof the hull was coated in a high tinsel carbon coating that in its self made the thing harder than steel and as light as a feather. We even replaced the engines they used with two VTOL ones giving the boat the speed of a Mustang fighter and more maneuverability due to the thrust of the engines and their directional movements. This little gift got me one more night with Celaeno and a womb full of gold for her. With their departure, we had coordinates of our location now, thanks to Boyle and Mullet, “weird names”.

After they left it was back to waiting and I hate waiting so I did what I normally do, all together now I Make Things Better but not this time, this time I made new stuff well new to some but not to me. E-Frames, Exo-Suits call them what you want but I built some and they are soooo coool. I built them for working mostly underwater to make sure the Island is stable, man I really need to come up with a name for this place The Island Nation of Name Unceided doesn’t strike fear into the populace. Still I really, really hate waiting if they don’t show up in the next few days I’m going to go to them then we will see who has the power, I mean we can finally open communications with more of the locals.

Shut up Goodfellow I know what I was saying, you know it all shrimp, go lookup more stuff about Equilibrium or whatever the hell this place is called.

Author's Note

Here are my exo-suits.