It has been a stressful week since we left the earth behind and returned home yep I am calling this world home because home is where family and your heart are.

Like I said a stressful week that was all because the people didn't understand or didn't listen to the ones explaining what was going to happen to them when we were transported back to Equis. So it was typical stupidity for the most part but what worried me was the stress it was putting on my mates, Gail wasn't completely ready for life with my herd, harem, horde whatever it's called so she stayed in a separate room during the day but shares the same one with us at night.

Then there was the little incident that happened in the Celestial Sea which is on the east coast of Equestria to which we had to act fast as the survivors if any would be in need of care. The morons from earth tried to copy the effect of the power plant on the island but didn't take into account the location and the materials used in creating an artificial island with enough mass to be transported across space and dimensions with little to no damage. Arriving at the spot we noticed what used was a derelict oil platform, that was the good news the bad was there were no survivors in fact what was on the platform couldn't even be considered human anymore.
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I made a call back home and had some troops brought back to take care of all of this before heading to Cantorlot to discuss what happened with Celestia and the others.
I gave my report about what was found on the platform and my guesstimation of what happened to the people. It was a long and tedious conversation with not only Celestia but the Moronic Noballs or Brains. The whole time I was explaining things the morons kept interrupting me with cries of being invaded and other such crap it took the combined RCV of Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and myself to get them to calm down and shut up. It only then did any of them realize I was the mysterious Alicorn stallion they're heard about but never got to meet. And then all hell broke loose many of the nobles demanded that I remain in Cantorlot so I can work to help Equestria and their best interests. That was the only time I wanted to commit mass murder

"OK SHUT UP AND LISTEN That got your attention, first off I am not a citizen of Equestria so you noballs have no say in where I live, second if you try anything so help me I will be known as the Equis version of Doctor Mengele with all you nobles so sit down and shut up."

Most of them were still arguing about me staying in Cantorlot under their watchful eye, but then some of them actually had brains and left me alone with my girls. Blue Blood was in the group to allow me to return to the island for two reasons first it kept me away from Cantorlot and his base of power and second, he understood that I may be an alicorn but I am not an Equestrian citizen so the laws of my royal status don't cover most of my title it is only that Luna is a princess here that makes my status as a prince legitimate.

We stayed in the city for a week because I wanted to see the sights and get some ideas as to what not to build on the island. During one of our outings I came across an amusing site at first then I just got pissed. See there were a few little dragons running around aI could tell they were organized as some would distract the nobles while the others would lift some bits off them that was the amusing part the thing that pissed me off was that these were orphans doing this. We followed them back to the orphanage or better call it a giant shack because that's what it was the windows that weren't broken were so dirty that you couldn't see through them. Most of the kids wore rags or clothes too big for them as I kept seeing this I got angrier and angrier to the point my magic manifested its self.

It took all of my wives and concubines together to calm me down. I looked at the frightened children and began to cry myself how could this happen here Equestria was supposed to be so wonderful and here is the proof it is no better than the earth was. I looked at my wives whipping the tears away and smiled.

"I want them," I said confusing the girls.

"Want them who AJ?"Nym asked already knowing the answer from the feeling I was giving off.

"All of them every one of the kids here I want to take them home with us," I said looking like if one of them said no there would be hell to pay.

I walked into the building looking around the place looked like it was about to collapse at any moment and it was colder inside than it was outside. I spotted one of the older kids a six-year-old griffon and had her come closer to talk. What the hell is a griffon ophan doing here?
Just as I was about to talk to her I saw something that made my heart melt a baby griffon was crawling into the room being chased by a dragoness who was no older than five.

That clinched it I called out to get every one of the kid's attention which it worked and told them to gather everything they had and be back in the front room. With that, they all disappeared to do what I had told them. When the kids were gone is when the womenfolk started yelling and asking if I was out of my mind well not all of them were yelling Gilda, Smolder, Nym, and SilverStream all were seeing me as a hero.

"What in the name of my sister's oversized ass do you think you're doing?"

"It looks like I am adopting some orphans why is there a problem with that?"

"Adopting some, really because it looks like your going after all of them and that's not some,"

"Some, All Tomato, Tamoto," With that said all the children returned with what little they had, seeing this Luna now understood why I was doing this.

"Come on kids we're heading home, oh and I hope all of you know how to swim because if not then you'll just have to learn,"

"Um, ah, why do we need to know how to um, swim?" Asked a little hippogriff with his friend next to him.

"Well my little hipigrify," Saying this made him giggle as well as the girls. "That would be because our home is an island do you know what an island is? " I asked as he shook his head. "Well an island is well land but it is surrounded by water,"

The young guy looked at his friend than at us and whooped before hugging my waist. I looked at the girls with a smug face.

"You do realize he's happy because all hippogriffs can change into seaponies when in the water if they want to?" Silver asked me receiving a nod.

"And just where are all of these children going to be staying when we get home the house isn't completed yet?" Umbra asked crossing her arms under her breast.

"Well let me see dear wife, oh I know PA has always wanted to have a child but she didn't want to get pregnant, and then there's SG family I think she said she would love to have a little brother and sister but her parents were lucky to have her without complications and then there's..." I didn't get to finish when all of them glomped me.

We made our way to the castle where our VTOLs were waiting for us we stopped along the way to pick up some supplies and give Celestia all the paperwork on the adoptions of all the children into the house of McDooch.

When we got o the VTOLs every one of the kids stared in awe at the thing and at the two armored ones used for defense.


The young hippogriff from before whose name is gabber and his friend named swift both ran up to me and asked if they could ride in the armed VTOLs. I told them they had to ask the piolets not me to which they ran off looking for them in the end most of the older boys rode in the dropships while the girls and younger ones rode in comfort inside the VTOL.

Once we arrived back on the island (still need to name this place) the first thing some of the kids did was run to the beach and jumped right in and changed into seaponies only to return back and leave the water. When asked why they changed back so quickly they all said it felt wonderful to be in the water but for some reason, we felt like we were missing our families. I turned to look at the girls only to receive the middle finger from all of them.

I don't see why they have to be so rude about things some times must be the hormones from the pregnancies I mean no one can be that mean ay something sometimes, oh wait Gilda can, so maybe not hormones than again the looks they are giving me right now can send any sane man screaming for his life. Well lucky for me my mother had me tested and I am not sane, in fact, I am so far from sane as possible.
BUT I'M MUCH BETTER NOW.
Ok, we can just stop all that and get back to the story but yes my mother did have me tested and I am insane to a point.

We got all the kids to families that truly wanted them with only leaving one griffon hatchling or chick named Angel, a batpony filly named Knuckles, a dragon hatchling named Smaug, and a newborn kitten or a cat-morph from Pantheria who has no name so these four are our eldest children and we couldn't be happier. Yona had taken the kitten into her care and had asked Luna to use the lactation spell on her she even gave the little guy and yes it's a boy a name so I would like to introduce our son Kishka that means cat in Ukrainian which is the same language as the Yaks.

I have nothing to complain about with the kids here and it has nothing to do with me helping Kishka drink all the milk Yona had in her breast nor was it that said milk made a wonderful lubricant for when I titty fucked her giving Yona her first pearl necklace.

Now I am going to tell you something that I still don't believe myself and I was there.

It was a week after the kids arrived that we got a message from Celestia and some guy named Discord, we were needed at the location of the former Tree of Harmony. So we as in my whole family kids and all headed to the location of the former tree, it was at the bottom of a crevasse in a cave beneath The Castle of the Two Sisters in the middle of the Everfree Forest. Someone, please tell me why in all that is holy would it be a good idea to have a castle built in a forest full of magical creatures that want to eat ponies. My train of thought was cut short when there was a bright flash of light that engulfed us all. When the spots in my sight cleared I looked around to find all of us in a large open field with a strange-looking lady and I mean lady as in human-looking.

I couldn't help myself when the figure appeared I moved forward and embraced it as tears fell from my eyes as I kept repeating the same word over and over of Grandma.
It took all of my wives and lovers to pull me away from the woman who smiled at me before she spoke.

"Hello AJ it's been a long time and I'm sorry for leaving you like I did, but my time in that world was over and I needed to return home."

"But if you are AJ's grandmother then how are you the tree of harmony as well?" Luna asked still holding her distraught husband.

"Oh my little moon, always full of questions, and to see you are one of his wives as well that in it's self makes me happy, to answer your question I am not a tree for I am harmony itself just like Discord is chaos, we are two parts of the same whole."

Parts of the whole what's that mean and don't go answering like you used to, I want straight forward answers or I'm leaving," I said gaining my bearings.

"Well that's no fun," Harmony is whatever her name was started saying as I turned and started walking away. "Ok, fine straight answers,"

"Discord and I are the powers of this world and its dimensional reality without us nothing would exist that was until you showed up and threw all of our hard work out the window," she said pointing a finger at me. " You are born from me but you are anything but harmonious even chaos can't keep up with you. AJ you a what the universe calls an abnormality Harmony and Chaos all rolled into one you, my dear grandson are true balance. And that is where the problem lies for true balance can not be achieved without sacrifice?

"Really sacrifice is all I need how about all the time I was left alone of when I had to do all the work in the house because neither of my parents or stepparents were there or better yet when I graduated college at ten and no one showed up to the ceremony probably because there was no booze. So let's see there's a lot more time I sacrificed my life to get here but if that's not enough then the cosmos can go fuck its self because I AM DONE!"

"There is no need for more AJ, you have sacrificed enough for ten thousand lifetimes but that does not mean there will not be trying days in your future.
No, what you need to do is much more Chaotic than anything you could imaging.
You Adam Johnathan Daniel Franklin Kenith Steven McDooch the Sixteenth must become ruler of the world of Equis, to save it for when the earth completes the ability to transport they will bring nothing but death, and destruction.

"So what I need to protect this world, done it's my home?"

"No AJ you are to take over this world to protect it," Gilda said bluntly

I was speechless for a second at what I was just told before a smile crept across my face turning my head towards the sky I let out a laugh before I said a simple statement.
"I told you, Sarah Goodfellow, it was to concur this world you twelve, no your thirteen years old know it all!"
"Hey, Pinkie are you pondering what I am pondering?"

"I think so AJ but where are we going to get four hundred gallons of whip cream and two hundred vibrating Buttplugs?"

Author's Note

If you must know
Griffon is German
Celaeno's is Portugisese
Changeling is a mix of Japanese and French
Hippogriff is Italian mixed with Swiss
Dragon is a mix of all of them
Pony is English