Ok, let's recap what happened I found out my grandmother was or is the spirit of harmony for the planet of Equis she and the spirit of chaos both want me to take over this world in order to protect it from the earth when they figure out how to come here. I don't see any problem with that, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy, oh wait nope we're talking about a world that each species keeps itself separated for some reason or another and I am supposed to rule over them all. So Let me think I know I got the ponies in my corner sort of, and maybe the yaks, I don't know about the dragons, The hippogriff, most definitely not the same as the changelings so I guess I'll have to invade and conquer. So I guess I'll have to explain this all to my people so they don't think I've gone mad with power, which is better than going mad without power now that is just sad if you think about it.
SG and PA both have been brainstorming on how I was going to become ruler of Equis and do it without bloodshed if possible. That idea was looking less and less likely to happen when Smolder told us that even if there was a dragon lord most dragons tend to live alone, so getting them to join together under his command wasn't going to happen without something big showing his power.

"Well we could always just bomb them all into submission, I mean what would it take like four or five MOABS dropped on strategic positions where we could have none to minimal loss of life preferably the first, and every one of them would be pissing themselves to fall under my control, hell we could even have them all agree to unconditionally surrender,"

SG and PA just looked at me for a second before they both jumped up and hugged me, proclaiming that I was a genius, which I knew already be I asked them to clarify what they thought was so great.

"What you said by dropping those moby-things on certain places to show them what the earth could do to them when they come," SG said smiling.

"MOAB not moby the second is a fish or something like that."

"Whale, Mobydick is a whale, not a fish," PA said looking at us both.

"It could be a frikin frog for all I care, now are we going with the MOAB idea because I really want to see one of them go off?"

"Boys and explosions please tell me, is it integrated into their DNA or something?" SG asks with a huff.

"Afraid so,"

"Alright you two focus, now sir exactly how many MOABs do you have?" PA asked looking at her well PA.

"Um, let me think, um well, I think, no those are Ivans, not MOABs, oh I know I have sixty of them,"

"What was that part you know the thing about Ivans?" PA looked at me worriedly.

"Oh yeah, I have thirty Ivans, why do you think those would work better?"

PA franticly typed on her tablet before turning it around to show SG and me a picture. "Are you telling me you have thirty of these things just lying around somewhere?"

"Yeah, why is there a problem with them?"

"Oh no problem at all, I just thought I'd ask seeing as each one of them is fifty megatons of nuclear death and you have thirty of them," She said as her eye was twitching madly.

To pour salt in the wound SG spoke up. "AJ don't you know fifty megatons is a bit too much maybe one or one and a half might work?"

"That's not funny young lady besides he might just try it knowing our great and fearless leader," PA said looking from SG to AJ.

"Yeah, besides we don't know what would happen if the magic of this world came in contact with radiation so we should just put that idea away for... why are you looking like that and why do I feel a great sense of dread apportioning?" SG asked looking scared.

"The badlands,"

"What about them?"

"They have caves and caverns we could do an underground test to see what would happen with a One Kiloton bomb and use it to show the creature/nations of this world at the same time we mean business about me being in charge,"

"That might, no that will work we just place sponge stone around to prevent radiation leaks and detonate a small bomb to test the effects on plant and so small animals while simultaneously showing the other nations the power we have and what Earth would use against them," PA said as she rapidly typed on her tablet.

“Come to think of it if you have all those Ivan’s how are they still dangerous with the sponge stones around you know absorbing the radiation and all?” SG asked tilting her head.

"Soooo we got a plan and when it works then I'll be the ruler of this world right, oh, and to answer your question lead-lined rooms?"

"Yes sir, when it works you will be the ruler of this world just like we were told it should be to protected it from when Earth gets here," PA said stressing the last part of her statement.

"Don't care about the rest right now, just I get to be king of the world so it's Milla Time."

With that said music began to play all over the Island.

"I, I'm going to send a letter to Princess Celestia letting her know we have a plan to unite the world," SG said as she ran off not looking back to the wonderful stylish dancing I was doing.

There would be a youtube video of my dancing here but the dancing was so amazing that mere mortal eyes could not comprehend what they would see and drive the viewer to utter madness. And if you believe that then I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale real cheap too.

I know I should be concentrating on the task of uniting this world under the banner of me but when I was watching all my wives as they were sunbathing naked on my private beach yes I have a private beach, seeing all this beauty in front of me, I just thought fuck It and striped to join them only for us to have an orgy on the beach. Sand I have sand in places where there should not be sand and whose great idea was it to have sex on the beach I mean the drink is fine but the sand.

Anyways it took a week to find the right place for the test and then another three days to get the place prepped for the big bang I men the demonstration. We took no chances we had seismographs placed as far north a the Crystal Empire and even some in Griffonstone and the Dragonlands. Then we contacted all the races and told them about a really big surprise for them, ok PA and SG told them of the test and demonstration of a One Kiloton Nuke in the hopes it would help them to understand what was coming.

It took two weeks to get everything and one together the hardest part was getting a group of changelings to move out of the cavern, but seeing Nym they chose to join her hive as they had lost their queen to illness. We found out the queen was infected by Parasprites nasty little things when one has been infected by one of the things they make their way to the host brain making the body produce more sugar turning the host into some kind of a pseudo-diabetic and dying from it. But we figured out a cure for it as we found a few of the drones infected as well but with some Metformin and Insulin to lower and control their sugar level with a few Antibiotics to kill of infecting and the parasprite, they were cured in a week.

But back to what we came for the BIG BOOM. Now with all the races here in one place even if they were just ambassadors or emissaries they still were going to tell their leaders just what they saw here today. Oh look Ember came instead of sending someone and why is she talking with the girls with a blushing face? Oh well, I guess it's time so might as well get this show on the road.

“Ladies and Gentle Men Beings of all ages we are gathered here to show you what the Earth is capable of doing once they come here, now what you are about to witness is only a fraction of the power they possess. But more importantly, it will show you the power I possess and why it is in your best interest to submit to the outcome of me being your ruler. Now I am not saying I will use what we are going to witness today against any of you, but if push comes to shove I will.”

With that said we waited for the count down to reach zero and when the detonation acquired all hell broke loose the seismographs registered a 9.8 that was felt all the way in Cantorlot, the Crystal Empire had an 8.2, Yakyakistan was a 7.5 as well as Griffinstone as for the Dragonlands and Zebraca not to mention the Island they had to deal with one hundred foot tall waves which were taken care of by my fleet and planes. Hell, you drop a few bombs in front of a tsunami it tends to stop moving forward plus Unicorn shields work great.

It took some time to get order restored but when it was any bonehead could see that the fear in the eyes of all of them was evident.

Clearing my throat to get everyone's attention I just smiled when they all turned to look in my direction. “ Now I know all of you have questions but please could you do it one at a time?”

What I got was everyone talking at once until Tai, Luna, and I used the RCV to get them to shut up.

“Okay I know all of you want answers so here they are, what you just witnessed was a One Kiloton bomb that means it was the same explosive charge as one thousand tons of TNT or dynamite which I know all of you are a whereof. Now that was just a small example of what the Earth has as WMDs or Weapons of Mass Destruction or the fact the militaries of Earth are numbered in the millions. They also have nearly the same weapons systems as I do but not as advanced, but with them, it's quantity over quality. They will hit points that are strategic to them and not care about civilian casualties because to them that is considered acceptable losses. So after seeing this and learning about what is to come do you still want to sit there and say that me ruling this world is a bad idea?”

Many of the delegates looked at each other before Dragonlord Ember stepped forward. “ I can’t speak for the rest of them but after seeing this power and knowing that you have things even greater I don’t see any other option but to agree with what is needed for the safety of my lands and people,”

All the others nodded in agreement this made all of us give a collective sigh at the stress we were feeling.

“Excellent now, I believe we should hold the ceremony in Cantorlot,” Celestia said clapping her hands together.

“Ceremony what ceremony?”

“The crowning of you as King of all Equis of course,” Luna said hugging my arm before kissing me followed by the rest of my girls.

“Oh, okay, wait if I become King won't that make all of you my Queens?” Asking as I pointed at all my girls.

The realization hit them as they all glomped me squeeing with joy, before each of them started to talk about what type of dress each of them was going to wear.

It was PA who had to open her mouth and rein my fun with an evil grin. “You do realize that now you will have to do tons of paperwork,”

“No my dear, that's why I have you,”

This made her grin turn to a frown until she looked at SG and smiled making SG shiver with fear.

Author's Note

Just so you know if you didn't but an Ivan is the nickname of the largest and most powerful of all nuclear bombs in the world.