"Manny things can happen like really bad things I mean who knows what could happen I-" the door opens and the women stick her head in

"Sweetie it's time for dinner"

"MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!" Eric shouts slamming both hands on his desk "oh I'm sorry sweetheart" she said until she sees Eric jump off his chair

"Too late the moment is ruined," Eric said crossing his arms walking out of his room, and heads downstairs.

Ah, the life here in South Park is... Well fine I guess, the people act like how the world act all the time, fathers getting drunk and messing up their car and blame others, mothers losing their shit about their kids doing drugs or whatever, and people getting pissed about someone shitting on their front porch. Just a normal life am I right?

You are a douchebag well not actually but a name I guess you have gotten used to, the name was given by your pal Eric Cartman... What a minute what is your real name? Your father and mother call you Sport but others call you butthole and shitface or well douchebag.

Oh well you were having dinner with your family, and you just have finished your meal and you wanted to go watch tv until your front door was knocking

"Oh, who can that be?" Your dad said walking up to the door to see Kyle stand there

"Hello, can I speak with your son, please?" Kyle asked waving over to you

"Oh sure. Sport be back soon and safe" your father said opening the door for you to leave. You nod and get up and head out the door and walk up to Kyle

"Hey, man look Eric wanted me to come and get you and tell you about something about a crisis. Gear up and meet me at Eric's house" Kyle said giving a thumbs up and head out.

You nod and crack your hands together, heading back inside to quickly run upstairs and get your gear on. After putting on your cape and your crown you walk out and make a fist bump no longer a sport but... King uhh douchebag... Never mind, quickly running back out you set course to HQ Cartman's residents.

As you make your way to HQ you see nearly everyone there having the same expression of confusion on their faces but as they see you walk up some take a bow before you

"The king is here," Craig said making everyone else gasp and bow before Eric opens the door

"Oh shit your all here... Okay umm listen hear everybody were under some bad situations if you fallow me," Eric said adjusting his batcoon mask and opens the door all the way, and heads downstairs putting up the password

Fuck. You. Mom

As you all head downstairs you see Kenny also in his uniform crossing his arms waiting for the news "so you got us here now what is it?" Kenny said in his Mysterion voice.

"Okay listen we have some very bad news... Connor has returned with a new guy and has the stick of truth" Eric said making all the kids gasp except for Kyle

"Wait a second we threw it into the ocean," Kyle said and some with the others nod with him

"Yes! I know fuck off Kyle!" Eric said pointing the middle finger at him "anyway the problem is that I know who this kid is... He was part of an old gang I ran with... The brony" he said and everyone gasped except for you this whole time, Eric looks over to you and lifts a brow and puts a hand on his face

"Yo Douchebag get up here," Eric said

You make your way up and stand next to Eric "so since you are still new here I have to tell you everything blalalalalala" Eric said making a strange noise

"Uhh Eric what are you doing," Stan said

"What making thoughts sound effects for a backstory- Fuck off!"

The young Eric looks at the posters of my little pony seeing them doing happy position and everything, but the other kid walks up and throws down a pillow in the ground, and the young Eric cartman look up at his no longer best friend Anonymous

"What are you doing?" Eric said looking down at the pillow of that one rainbow pony "I'm going to fuck the pillow" Anon said happily getting on the pillow and begins to hump it, for once on that day Eric felt disgusted seeing a man fuck a pony pillow

"And so I ran and never looked back," Eric said looking at everyone looks on with disgust

"Man what a fucked up world," Kenny said fixing his hood as for the others just look away. To you, that sound so fucked up and it makes you cringe a lot

"So what should we do?" Kyle said

"First we should run since he knows where I am and-"

"CARTMAN GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!" Anon shouts making everyone gasp "shit he found us, EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!!" Eric shouts until Kenny stops everyone

"We can't run! We all promised to work together!" Kenny said

"Yeah but there is no time for every character to be in this story," Eric said

"Oh"

Very soon the door gets kicked open some of the kids run up but only get jacked back down and soon Anon walks into the room with a hood on but then takes it off showing him have a green mask on with a question mark kinda copying Kenny costume

"Eric Cartman" anon said as more brony walk in holding swords and one holding the stick of truth "whoa man careful with the names were super-" Eric gets punched in the face knocking back down on the ground

"Shut up Cartman," Anon said

Eric groans trying to get up but has a bit of trouble getting up

"Go away Anon don't want to deal with you," Stan said buzzing a bit. Anon laughs a bit walking up and picked up the stick of truth "now now, shut up and accept your defeat. He said pointing the stick at you. Everyone gasped until a big pitch laugh makes everyone stop and look at Anon and see him lift his hand, Connor then revealed himself.

"Well hello boys," Connor said

"Fuck you, Connor," Eric said

"Fuck you" "no fuck you" "FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"What is going on here?" Kyle's mom shouts walking down the stairs, Anon quickly grabs the stick and then points it high in the sky

"hippity hey hippity who get the fuck out of this room!" Anon chants and soon everything goes black and white and soon red and green and all of the other fucking colors go until the room was clean with only Eric, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and you are gone.

"Hey, guys what did I miss?" Butters said walking into the room and sess kids everywhere and Kyle mom look to be dead but not since she is a bitch ha

"Oh no" was all Butters said until the scene goes black

South Park
The truth of Gay ponies

"Wow what a title"

"FUCK OFF KYLE!"

Author's Note

So the first chapter is done and our journey begins. hope you enjoy it as for now see you next time bye