South Park: the truth of gay ponies

As the set turns back to blue, birds begin chirping, and the wind blows gently across your face making you shack and get up looking around, knowing now that you are in a forest probably far out of town you look around to find your friends.

You see Eric on top of Kyle and Kenny has crashed into a tree but luckily not dead for once.

"Mmm Eric- get mmm get the fuck off me!" Kyle shouts trying to push Eric off, Soon Kyle gets up and takes some deep breath, and sighs standing back up

"Now where the fuck are we?" Kyle said

"Shit uh fuck where is Tool shed? Stan!? Where are you?" Eric shouts

You look around the area and begin thinking now that South Park did not have a green forest out far from town. You look at Kyle and Eric, nod telling them to follow, and look around for Stan.

"This is bad," Eric said over and over as you see a pathway to a green plane which is not normal for it being close to South park

"Fuck! Where are we at!" Eric shouts

"Shit up Eric we'll be fine we just need to use our-" Kyle stop as he sees his phone gives the no signal symbol, as he puts it back he sees Eric slowly fall onto his knees

"No home, no network, no Stan, and even the worst part... NO PORN!" Eric then begins to cry, but just before anything happen with Eric, Kyle slaps him across the face and grabs him

"Look Eric we're the freedom pals! We got the king here with us and we will find Stan and get home and- wait where is Kenny"

"Hey, guys! Kinda stuck in this tree" he said adjusting his hood as best as he could.

A moment later

"Wow that was one inspirational speech Kyle to bad the readers won't hear it," Eric said as they walk the path hopefully back home.

Stan grumbles getting up and sees that he is in a jail cell and he could see his gear on a table in front of him "fuckin hell" he said stretching a bit and looks around the jail cell until the doors open and the sounds of a horse or something with hooves trots in the room.

"Hello human," a female voice said as the cell opens, a grey guard of a pony stand there with a frown waiting for Stan to make his move, first he shouts

"Holy FUCK a talking pony!" He was then picked up by an unknown force making him float and gets dragged out of the cell.

As he was in what looks to be a thrown room he looks up and sees a tall white pony stand next to Anon who looks with an evil look

"That's one of them," he said before he lifts the stick and points it at the white pony

"Take this and put it in my chambers, my love," he said, and the white pony bows and grabs it out of his hand and kinda licked his fingers, it makes Stan gag a bit

"Shut it, Stan!" Anon shouts walking down the stairs and grabs a cup of something, takes a sip, and hands it back to the same pony

"Forgive me. I welcome you to Canterlot castle my home where only me and my loved ones stay and are free"

"From what?"

Anon turns around and clears his throat and looks back snapping his fingers and a book was brought to him and he says one thing "the Gays" he said

"You see Stan I'm a homophobic and when it comes to my little pony show... OR nothing but girls and that's not right for me. There needs to be a man and that is me by the way. The gays are what makes us weak here in this world but with the stick of truth and Connor's power ill have them all work for me. But I need one thing to be done and that revenge that needs to be done... Eric Cartman will pay for what he did to me" Anon shouts as the dramatic music stops by Stan

"That's fucking stupid man... I mean if I die I'll say that you are a funding dumb-" he soon was kicked in the head knocked out"

"Take him away! And find Cartman and his idiots friends" Anon shout sitting back down on his throne and begin to laugh.

As you and others make way to what looks to be a town sadly not to be home but hey it's a town. You hear Eric groan a bit

"Can we stop I... I need some fucking food man" Eric said falling on his ass and painting

"We can't stop town is right there," Kyle said

"Fuck. you. Kyle" Eric said falling on his back slowly beginning to sleep dreaming of having cupcakes by seeing that building, but soon Eric gets back up and gasped

"Oh no... No, no, no" Eric moves around now, and Kenny crossed his arms "what is he doing now?" He asked

"We need to get out of here... I know that building... Ponyvile" he said, you raise a brow and the others do the same

"What the hell is that?" Kenny said

Eric does not answer but only just says no over and over, you look at the town and then noticed something move up, quickly patting Kenny's arm you make him look at it and tell the other, this made Eric hide behind you.

"Is that a horse?" Kyle said

"No, you fucking jew it's a pony," Eric said whimpering more, this strange pink puffy pony walks up and smiles a bit and waves a hoof not normally as a pony

"Hi" and it talks too, soon them Eric screams and jump up and shows his claws and begins to cut up the pony and soon them starts punching it, then grabbing the rock from the road he starts hitting the ponies head over and over

"FUCK. YOU. PINKY. PIE!!!" He shouts dropping the rock, both Kenny and Kyle grab Eric's arms and pull him back.

"Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with you" Kyle said

"Eric you son of a bitch!"

"I just need to kill one... Now we have food... Now whatever you do. Don't go to that town" Eric said.

You scratch your head looking at the other who shrugged "let's just get I guess a camp ready then" Kyle said.

But then Eric shouts again, pointing back at the town and see more than one pony walk up holding what looks to be weapons... Oh fuck

Stay tuned next time. What will happen to Stan, will he ever be saved, and how will you and the others stop the army of ponies on the way... To be continue

"Stupid cliffhanger"