South Park: the truth of gay ponies

"You know Eric this is your fault!" Kyle said running through the forest, Eric would have called him a stupid jew but since he is running fast for once and also he is dealing with ponies that fucked him up, he managed to take a quick stop and paints

"Fuck you" and continues running again more into the woods. After a good hour, the sound of yelling ponies stopped and it makes everyone stop and paint

"Holy... Shit... What... The... Fuck" Eric said falling on the ground and gives a loud sigh. Kenny gets up a tree and looks around the area before he jumps down

"We can't make a fire they'll see it and know where here," Kenny said lowering his hood and rubs his face sitting down next to the tree, Kyle does the same and takes his kite off "what do we do?" He said looking over to you.

Eric shrugged getting up and spits at the ground "I don't know what to do and how to find Stan this is so worse than playing the stick of truth" he said, you then sit down and pull out your phone and look to see no connection and also see no power as well... But as it turns off you see six eyes behind you making you get up and get in your pose to fight your foe. You point at the bush getting the attention of the others.

Soon three ponies walk out and have an innocent look "he- Hello" one of them said, Eric almost yelled again but Kyle quickly slaps his face and walks up next to you

"Who are you and what are you and why the fuck can you all talk?" He said

"Well, my name is Apple bloom-"

"Scootaloo and Sweetiebell," Eric said

"Dick bag," Scoots said making Eric get pissed "fuck you bitch" he said crossing his arms

"Well, it's I guess nice to know you... My name is-" Kenny pushed Kyle making him stumble back "Kenny what the hell!" Kyle said making Kenny slap his face and help Kyle up, he is trying to keep the secret identity and all but he walks back over to Eric

"Anyway, I'm Kyle, this Kenny and Eric and that uhh what your name?"

You lift a finger and was about to speak until Eric bumps in "King buttlord or whatever the fuck" Eric said

"Anyway again what do you want?" He said

"We... Well our resistance Captain wanted to help you" Sweetie said

"And who would that be?" Eric said and sees Scoots walk up to him "our fearless leader Rainbow dash" Eric then back up and paints a bit and then falls on his knees and laughs

"Really?! the gayest one! Hahaha wow, I can see-" soon then he was kicked in the gut by Scoots making him gasp and cough "you... Hit... Like a..." And then he passed out

"Wow his is an asshole" Apple bloom said

"Yeah. Okay, fine well sees your leader but if you make one wrong move we will kick your ass" Kyle said, you nod along with him and walk up and see Eric get up and shakes his head

"What happened?" He said

"Scoots just kicked your ass with one kick," Kenny said as they follow the three ponies to this resistance leader.

"Hey, you know that locking me in here is an uncool thing to do!" Stan said

"Forget it," a pony said

Stan looked at the cell on the other side and sees a purple and a bit of red pony lay there with a sad look, Stan walks up and grabs the bars "who are you?" He asked

"Miss Cheerilee... I was locked in here for being gay" she said

"Wow..." Stan thinks for a moment but then stops seeing Cheerilee roll around saying things like it's hopeless and everything "hey there's nothing to worry about. My friends are gonna solve this problem. That dickhead Anon does not know what is coming" Stan said giving some hope, but the moment was gone right as the door opens and a guard walks in holding a tray with her magic.

'Wow that's shiny' Stan said seeing the white pony guard open the door and place down the tray not until the food touched her hoof, soon she screams and tries to clean the mark with magic. 'Now is my chance' soon Stan slowly walks to the cell door and slowly lifts a hand to one of his drills and quickly puts it under his pillow and sits in the same spot where he was at.

"Now that's better... Human! Here is your food" she said slowly putting it down on his bed. Stan lifts the tray and sees nothing but grass on it, now upset he grabs one and sees some green stuff at the bottom "what the fuck is this?" He said

"Grass from the backyard," she said closing the gate and walking away, closing the door.

"Well now I have a way out," Stan said looking around the place and then sees a bolt and some screws "perfect," he said

"Don't worry Miss Cheerilee will be out" Stan said

"H-how" Cheerilee said

"Well now that I have my drill I can open this cage and then yours, grab my gear, and find my friends," he said

"That might work but Anonymous would be looking for us," she said

"Ah let him look that jackass won't do anything once I'm back with my friends," Stan said

"But where would they be?" She asked

Now this made Stan stop and look back at her 'she is right where are they?' Stan shakes his head and looks back "that is a good question... I don't know where they are" he said sitting down now, Cheerilee puts a hoof to her chin and thinks

"Well we could go to the canterlots sewers and escape to the forest," she said

"That could also work," Stan said getting up "then we do that and find your friends and save the world," she said smiling now for the first time.

"Deal we wait till midnight," Stan said

As you and your group moves more into the woods you hear lots of sounds of animals, it's not that bad but hearing one giant footstep makes you and Eric, Kenny, and Kyle panic a bit, but soon the three ponies stop and look back

"We're here," Scoots said moving a branch and soon a tiny camp was in front of them and ponies walk around surviving, but the one who stands next to a map has on a good and has rainbow hair, she looks over to you and she makes her way to you and she speaks

"So you are the other humans," she said

"Yeah?" Eric said

"Welcome to our camp," she said, it was not that bad for a camp but there were lots of ponies there both male and female, Kyle walks up and points at the pony

"You must be Rainbow dash," he said and she nods, "so gay" Eric whispered, and Scoots kicked him lightly again

"Yes, I am but not the same anymore... After Anon attacked us I need to fix this problem but we felt weak. Magic is useless against him not without the totem" she said

"Uhh what totem?" Kenny asked

"The totem... It's called the truth of the gay ponies"

"Poor name calling," Eric said until he was jab again by Scoots. Rainbow dash then walks over to a purple pony who was reading a map but was then interrupted

"Oh there here hang on," she said grabbing some papers until she lays them out "okay so the totem can lie in any cave but we don't know since it is guarded by Anon's royal guards but we do have a chance finding them but we don't have much strength left," She said

"Listen can you help get our world back?" Rainbow said

You look over to Kyle and then Kenny and Eric and they all nod, you step up and nod making Rainbow smile

"Good then let's move and save our home!" And the whole camp cheers ready to begin operation: the truth of the gay ponies.

And so our heroes have met the resistance leader and now they help look for the totem can they find it? Stay tuned next time on dragon ball- oh shit uh South park the truth of the gay ponies

"You fucked up"