Attempting to hump a mutli-dimensional creature is not a good idea, as simply looking at them can send you spiralling into madness and make your eyeballs boil from out of their sockets and your spleen pour out of your mouth. Hatter is a stubborn and extremely foolish stallion, so none of this is not going to stop him from trying.

Contains: Sort of sex, bleeding from the eyes, nose and mouth, near death experiences, an absolute dumbass.
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