Who will marry Rainbow Dash? What other incredible twists will happen in this story? Can I ruin my entire reputation by publishing a crackfic? All these questions (and more!) will be answered in the story that you can click on and read with your own eyes (or ears, if you use text to speech.)

First place in the Quills and Sofas "Write something terrible" speedwrite competition. Exactly four (4) jokes have been added since winning the writer's prize of recognition.

(Cover art was AI generated, using the words "Horse wedding.")