A Surreptitious Semen Stealer is ahoof in Ponyville! It's up to Dicktective Dick Magnum to find this Perilous Penis Pumper and put them to justice!

WITH HIS COCK!

Includes: Dubious Consent, Blowjobs, Public Use, Way Too Much Alliteration, Jokes

Written for jjrock7H

With help from anonpencil, M00setasm, s0llace who helped with silly names in chat and editing :)

Art by anonpencil

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