Warning: I'm not avoiding spoilers to Breaking Bad anymore it's recommended you watch at least season 2 before reading. Anyway enjoy the story :)

Ch. 3 Another mess

"He's passed out but he's still breathing."

Applejack nodded at Jesse

"Well that's good news at least. Hey Big Mac, carry Heisencolt on your back and be gentle with him. We'll take it nice and slow from here."

Jesse spoke against Applejack.

"We should get to your farm as fast as possible the more time we waste the more of a chance he might die!"

Applejack gave Jesse a serious look.

"If we rush him to the farm he will die! The trauma of being bumped around so much on Big Mac's back might accidentally kill him."

Jesse understood and didn't reply back.

They slowly clopped back to the farm for what seemed like ages to Jesse.

I just hope they cure Mr. White, god knows I can't do this alone. Jesse thought to himself. When they finally reached the farm Applejack told Big Mac to put Heisencolt in the guest bedroom. Big Mac nodded and took him inside the house. Applejack however, led Jesse to the barn.

"Whoa hang on a moment can't I come into the house to be with my partner?"

Applejack didn't reply. Instead, she opened the barn doors wide open. Then, she walked towards Jesse. Jesse just looked at her confused and arched an eyebrow. She turned in front of him and walked an 180 degree angle in a wide arc around him. Jesse didn't know what was going on or what was about to happen. Then, Applejack suddenly charged at him.

"AAGHHHHH!!!"

Jesse flinched and couldn't move from the sudden screaming, oncoming pony. Applejack twisted her body around and bucked him hard. Jesse felt the wind kicked out of him and maybe a little more as he was sent flying into the barn. He hit the back wall Hard.. His head was pounding and felt like it was going to split from the pain.

"Agghh.. What the fuck was that for bitch?"

Applejack looked at him with contempt in her eyes from outside the barn

"Maybe when you decide to learn manners like a pony being you can come into the house and not be in a barn like the animal you are!"

When she finished that sentence she slammed the barn door. Jesse heard a latch click on the outside of the door. When Jesse heard the noise he started galloping quickly towards the door.

"No, no, no, please say she didn't."

But unfortunately she did. She had locked the barn door and Jesse was stuck.

"LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU REDNECK INBRED BITCH! DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BIIIIITCH!!!!"

Jesse slammed on the door to the rhythmic pattern of his curses and slammed really hard on the last word. But unfortunately there was no way out for Jesse. Jesse decided it was time to use his brain for this one.

"Dammit this kind of thing is for Mr. White I'm not good at puzzle solving.. Man I could really go for a bowl right now."

Jesse pushed his addict thoughts to the side and looked around the barn. There was lots of hay, along with different pens containing chickens and pigs. He looked towards the ceiling and found a window leading to the outside but unfortunately he couldn't reach it and there wasn't a ladder in sight.

Hmm. Jesse thought. Why do ponies need chickens and pigs anyway? Aren't they supposed to eat grass? I guess pets maybe? Hmmmm..

Jesse decided to let the thought go he had enough trouble figuring out which came first the chicken or the egg.

Jesse didn't like being cornered or captured not one bit. He started looking for weapons.

"Yeah that bitch'll get what she deserves lets see what we got.."

Jesse went to the back of the barn and found another door. It was locked but when Jesse hit the back of the barn he splintered the wood just enough to be easily breakable.He bucked the door down with ease and as if fortune were smiling on Jesse he found what he was looking for. In fact, he found A LOT of what he was looking for.

"Yes aww man so many choices.." Jesse said feeling as if he was at the candy store.

Behind the door was a workbench containing caddleprods, power drills, pitch forks, hay hooks, shovels, a grim reaper sized scythe, screwdrivers, hunting knives, a gardening hoe, and oh god.

"CHAAIIIINNNNSAAAAWWWW!!!!"

Jesse yelled with triumph grabbing the chainsaw off the shelf. Because in Jesse's mind the chainsaw was the best melee weapon in most video games so therefore it was perfect for any situation whatsoever. He tried revving the chainsaw.

*Vhirrrrr*

*Vhirrrr*

"Cmon you piece of shit."

*Vhirrr*

*Vhirrr*

"CMON!!!"

Jesse suddenly looked at the gas meter and read it was empty. He looked back at the workbench and couldn't find any gas containers or anything related.

"Dammit nothing is working the way it should today!"

He tossed the chainsaw to the side and grabbed the scythe. The second best melee weapon in video games. He went back to the front barn door, got into position with scythe in hand, and began to wait.

"Yeah come on.. Come get your head cut off bitch."

Jesse said threateningly, but when he said this he started thinking about it in more detail.

He thought that cutting an innocent woman's head off was pretty fucked up.. But it's not real.. It's just a show for kids.. Yeah man it's just like video games nothing bad will happen right?

Jesse was disturbed by his thoughts. He then slumped to the ground and dropped the scythe in his hand.

"I really am an animal.. I was going to cut an innocent pony's head off.."

Jesse stared at his hooves and tears started to form in his eyes.

"I.. I don't want to kill her.. She just irritated me and locked me in a barn but that doesn't mean I have to kill her."

Jesse took a couple of deep breaths and shuttered trying to shake off the feeling of crying.

"Ok.. *heavy breathing* ok.. I'll just sit here and wait for Mr. White to get better and when she comes back with him we'll head out.."

So Jesse sat for a while. Time slowly going by each minute feeling like hours. Jesse was starting to get hot from the cramped barn full of animals and decided to take off his jacket.

"Phew.. Not a whole lot better but at least I can feel the air coming from the window."

Jesse stretched a little and relaxed from the breeze that managed to reach him. For a little bit he was at peace. He managed to calm down and didn't think badly of the orange pony. He was actually thinking about apologizing to her about his behavior and maybe starting over. Suddenly, he caught a slight movement from the corner of his eye.

"Hmmm?.."

"..."

OH HELLLLL YEAH!"

"So Mr. White what are we going to do about Tuco? I mean we still have to deliver our batch to him tomorrow or else he's going to be insane pissed man."

"I don't know Jesse.. He's not a main concern right now though so lets just focus on getting out of here."

The two were walking down the dirt road from Apple Acres heading towards town. They could see the town coming into view with all the different shops and houses all seemingly batched together from so far away.

"Look Jesse. There's a town just further down the road. Pretty soon we will be back in our own dimension, we'll deliver our meth to Tuco, and I'll see Skyler agai-"

Walter suddenly looked concerned.

"Yo Mr. White whats up?"

Walter started slapping his hooves over his pockets, feeling his brown coat and looking frantic.

"DAMMIT WHERE'S MY PHONE!?"

"Mr. White, I don't know. Did you leave it in the RV?"

Walter facehoofed.

"We have to go back for it NOW!"

Walter took off galloping back up the dirt road.

"MR. WHITE WAIT UP! YO MR. WHITE!!"

Jesse galloped after him. Walter was still way ahead going faster the more he thought about Skyler calling him and being unable to answer.

He was about to take the turn leading back to the farm when he heard rumbling in the distance. He immediately stopped and listened. Jesse caught up and panted next to him.

*Pant* *Pant* "Mr. White why did yo-"

"Shhh Jesse listen."

Walter pointed to the origin of the noise just further up the road and Jesse stared to where he was pointing. The rumbling noise was getting louder and louder. Suddenly, Walter and Jesse saw what was coming with fear in their eyes.

"STAMPEDE!!!!!"

They both yelled in unison as they took off galloping away from the oncoming barrage of cattle. The cattle were beginning to catch up little by little letting out moos and wails all along the way.

"MR. WHITE WHAT DO WE DO!?!"

Walter trying to calm his heart down as best as he could yelled.

"JESSE DOWN THAT SIDE ROAD INTO THE FOREST!!!"

Jesse leaded the way galloping as fast as he could. They both jerked themselves off the road, galloped into the side road, and kept galloping. They didn't stop to look behind them and kept charging through the thick brush of the forest. They kept galloping and eventually made it out, as a small little cottage started to come into view. Outside of the cottage was a yellow pony with pink hair tending to some bunnies. Unfortunately, Walter and Jesse were still galloping from fear and were headed for a collision course with the yellow pony. She looked at them with petrified fear.

"EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" She screamed as they came closer.

Jesse immediately put on the brakes by putting his hooves on the ground, sliding forward with inertia. Walter still galloping, ran into Jesse and they both tripped into a rolling ball. They rolled and rolled getting closer to the terrified pony but right before they collided they stopped within an inch of her presence.

Walter stressed out from the adrenaline coursing through his body passed out.

Jesse looked at the yellow pony dazed

"No Badger.. No more meth man I've smoked enough today."

Jesse passed out next to Walter.

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Applejack took care of the stampede and stopped the cattle from reaching Ponyville.

"I'm so sorry Applejack for the trouble we caused." said Moolinda one of the stampeding cattle. "We just saw a dreadful looking snake and we couldn't help but run in fear. I mean it only makes sense don't you know?"

Applejack sighed "It's ok I just wish you would stampede someplace else besides Ponyville. Yall have a good day now."

The cattle started heading back to their pasture. Applejack went into town to Rarity's Carousel Boutique. She went inside and met Rarity who was sowing a dress at the moment but stopped suddenly when she saw Applejack.

"Hey Applejack it's so good to see a friendly face. It's been a boring day working on these dresses getting them ready for the gala in time. Do you want to see the design I made for you?"

"Not right now Rarity, I wanted to ask some questions about these crystals that I borrowed from a friend."

Applejack put the bags of blue crystal on a counter along with a black device with a square green crystal and little black crystals with numbers on them.

Rarity's eyes lit up the moment she saw the bags.

"Oh my! Wow! I have to inspect them immediately!"

She quickly grabbed the bags and poured the crystals out onto the counter. She grabbed a Magnifying glass and gave a closer inspection.

"Oh Wow! This is truly amazing craftsmanship for synthetic crystal!" She said excitedly.

But she noticed something that made her immediately frown.

"Hmmm.. But the angle of the cut is poor it's as if the creators weren't at all focused on making them look pretty."

After a little more inspection Rarity sighed. "Garbage, and to believe I was getting worked up for a second."

"Well Rarity what about this doohickey?"

Applejack picked up the black device and showed it to Rarity. Rarity just frowns and looks at it uninterested.

"What about it Applejack?"

"Well I mean its got these little black crystals with numbers and when you push on one of them it shows up on the green crystal. Not only that but one time it talked out loud!"

Rarity got excited again and a smile spread across her face.

"A TALKING CRYSTAL! I need it! Give me give me give me!"

She said in quick repetition.

She took the black device and inspected the black and green crystals.

"Well at least these crystals are cut into a shape. But rectangles are just so boring in my opinion."

She pushed on the black buttons and like Applejack said, the numbers were appearing on the green crystal. Then she could hear it make a noise and it startled her a little but then it disappeared. Then it sounded again, and Rarity and Applejack stared at the device in unison.

*Urrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*Urrrrrrrrrrrrr*

"Hello Los Pollos Hermanos can we take your order?"

Rarity got excited so excited she accidentally knocked over the bags of blue crystal on her floor. The little crystals scattered everywhere but Rarity didn't notice.

"Rarity your flo-" Applejack began to say but was cut off by Rarity talking to the device.

"Los Pollos Hermanos? What's that? And why do you want to take my order?"

There was a pause but then she heard the device speak again.

"Oh I get it your a dumb blonde. Ha ha very funny goodbye."

*Click*

Rarity's face grew red.

"How dare you insult my intelligence and my mane isn't blonde it's purple."

Rarity waited for a response.. She didn't receive any.

"OHHH the nerve!.. Honestly though Applejack I think it was talking to you I mean after all you do have a blonde mane."

Applejack just rolled her eyes

"Listen Rarity can you look after these while I try to find my friend, these crystals were given to me by him and they are really important."

Rarity nodded her head in acknowledgment.

"I suppose so but I don't understand why he would want such a rude talking crystal and a bunch of shoddy ones."

"Well they are special crystals and mean a lot to him, anyway gotta run. Thanks Rarity I'll be back soon."

"Farewell then Applejack, I hope you find your friend."

Applejack nodded and exited out the door leaving Rarity with the device and spilled crystals. She eyed the device.

"I've got my eye on you ruffian." As she walked away while staring at the device she suddenly slipped on one of the blue crystals.

"EEEEEE!" She let out a startled squeal as she fell on her back. The blue crystal she slid on flung into the air and started falling and falling... Until it landed in her nostril. The startled Rarity accidentally snorted it.

*Snort*

"Ew.. Hmm.. OHHHHHH YEESSSSS!!!"