My Little Pony: Breaking Bad

Ch. 4 Jesse. 20% More Badass

Walter slowly opened his eyes. He found that he had been sleeping on a couch inside a small living room. From the looks of the interior, it seemed woodsy. He remembered the cottage that had come into view as he and Jesse were galloping away from the stampede. He also found Jesse sleeping on a couch opposite of him across the room. A yellow pony with pink hair came in through the front door, along with a blue, rainbow maned pony. She was bringing a turtle into the house and from the look of the turtle, it wasn't doing to well.

"Fluttershy you have to help Tank! It looks like he's going to die!"

"Don't worry Rainbow Dash." Fluttershy said calmly. "He just has a little cold. Of course he won't be able to fly with you in that machine for a couple of days."

Rainbow Dash snorted. "Awww man.. We had so many tricks to try out too."

Walter shook himself partially out of the covers. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash noticed the movement.

"Ay yo Fluttershy. What's up with the ponies in your house anyway?"

Fluttershy ignored the question and went over to Walter with a look of kindness in her eyes.

"Are you doing better? Would you like me to make you some soup?"

"Oh no thank you." Walter said. "Umm.. Where are we if you don't mind me asking?"

"Your in my cottage on the edge of Everfree Forest. I know it's a little scary but I like to make sure the animals of the forest are well taken care of."

When she said this a little bunny hopped into the room, crossed his arms, and nodded in triumph.

"This is my pet bunny Angel. She helps me take care of the other animals and helps me around the house."

The bunny in response, looked serious and saluted.

"Well it's nice to meet you Angel and.. I'm sorry I didn't catch your name Miss?"

"Fluttershy and this is my friend Rainbow Dash."

"Sup" Rainbow Dash said bluntly and apathetically.

"It's nice to meet you all."

Rainbow Dash flew over to Jesse sleeping on the other couch.

"Shouldn't we wake this colt up and see if he's ok too?"

Walter immediately thought of the following scenarios that would happen if Jesse were to wake up.

Scenario 1: *Snort* "Huh?.. Ay yo back off bitch this ain't no peep show. Ay Mr. White, what's up with the pink hair bitch and the little bunny bitch."

Scenario 2: "Aww man this is such a cozy couch.. Ay yo blue bitch, go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich and take that yellow bitch with you. Yo Mr. White, wake me up when they get done making it, I'm going to catch a few Z's. *Snore* bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch *Snore* bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch."

Scenario 3: *Snort* "Bitch? Bitch bitchety bitch bitch? Hmmm bitch... Bitch! Bitch! BIATTTCH! BIIIIIAAAAAATTTCHHHH!! BIIIIIAAAAAATTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!!!"

"Actually it's probably better that you don't wake him up, he had a rough day yesterday and he would probably be in a bad mood."

"Whatever" Rainbow Dash replied again apathetically

Fluttershy took the turtle out of Rainbow Dash's hands and headed towards the kitchen.

"Feel free to join us for dinner Mr.... uhh."

"Heisencolt and well... I guess it's not like I can go anywhere without my partner so sure, I'd be delighted."

"Wow.. Delighted? Really?" Rainbow Dash mocked to herself as she entered the kitchen.

Walter furrowed his eyebrows when he heard the rude comment. He wasn't so sure about being friends with Rainbow Dash.
Walter walked into the kitchen and sat down at the dining table. Fluttershy had just sat the turtle down with a food bowel and gave it some medicine, along with filling her bunny's food bowel with carrots. But, Walter suddenly realized he wasn't wearing any clothes. He turned red and covered himself.

"Aghh!! I'm sorry I forgot my jacket!! I'll be right ba-"

"No don't worry about it." Fluttershy said. "I took it off you so I could give you better treatment and it's fine, most of the ponies in town don't wear clothes."

"Yeah just chill, geez." Rainbow Dash said.

Walter still worried about them seeing his... "Package". So he covered up, but he noticed that something didn't feel right. He looked down and noticed that he didn't have a "Package". It was just normal belly fat. Was I castrated when jumping dimensions? Walter thought but quickly shook his head and entered back into reality.

Rainbow Dash arched an eyebrow.

"Are you ok baldy?"

Walter gave her a slightly annoyed look "Yeah I'm fine." and went to eat his Cauliflower sandwich.

Fluttershy spoke up while he ate.

"So ummm.. I noticed while I was treating you, you had a cutie mark with elements on it?"

Walter swallowed his food.

"I'm sorry.. What's a cutie mark?"

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy looked at each other with astonishment and Walter quickly responded.

"I mean I know what it is.. I just hit my head kind of hard when crashing in front of you and my memory is a little blurry."

"Yeah, you must of hit it really hard to forget what a cutie mark is!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed rudely.

"Rainbow Dash stop making fun of our guest, he might have a bad case of amnesia."

Rainbow Dash just rolled her eyes.

"It's the mark on your flank. I believe it should be on both sides."

Walter looked at his cutie mark and she was right. It was on both sides of his flank and it was two green squares, labeled Br and Ba, stacked diagonally from each other.

"I'm guessing that your good with chemistry?" Fluttershy asked.

Walter responded with a little pride.

"I actually used to teach ki- fillies about chemistry. I was a well respected chemistry teacher, in fact, a local business became successful because of my ideas."

Fluttershy looked amazed, Rainbow Dash just looked bored.

"Yeah, Yeah. We should introduce this guy to Twilight Sparkle, I'm sure you eggheads would immediately hit it off."

Walter glared at Rainbow Dash and was about to tell her off when he heard a huge thud outside. Tank withdrew into his shell and Angel hopped out of the room. Fluttershy was also getting scared and started to shrink into her chair. The thudding came closer and was soon followed by a roar. Rainbow Dash said quietly "Oh no, not now." and flew quickly outside. Walter, wondering what was going on, rushed after her out of the cottage and found a huge red dragon looking down at the little building.

"WHAATT A DRAGON!?!!?" Walter shouted looking repetitively at Rainbow Dash than the dragon.

"Yeah it's migrating season for them and sometimes they like to come down from their flight path to cause trouble."

Rainbow Dash looked at Walter

"Listen I'm going to need you to help me distract it. We have to get Fluttershy to stop it, she's the only one who can tame dragons and get them to listen to her."

Walter gave her a terrified look and started shaking.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND! WE CAN'T STAND UP TO THAT THING! WE'LL GET EATEN!"

His heart started to race. Rainbow Dash put her hooves on his shoulders and looked firmly into his eyes.

"Look just calm down and trust me. I'm the element of loyalty and I won't let you be eaten. It's very important that you do exactly as I say ok?"

Walter's heart slowed down a little.

"Ok.. I trust you.. What do we do?"

The dragon immediately came down with his mouth. His jaws gleaming with many rows of sharp teeth. Rainbow Dash quickly scooped up Walter and flew out of the way of being chomped. She landed by a nearby tree.

"You have to call out to Fluttershy. I'll try and distract the dragon as much as I can but I can't beat it without her. Just make a mad dash towards the cottage and I'll cover you. Ok?"

Walter understood and galloped towards the cottage. The dragon saw him coming and opened his jaws for another bite when suddenly a bolt of rainbow appeared in front of him.

"You want him? You'll have to go through ME!"

Rainbow Dash bucked the dragon hard on the snout. The dragon roared and tried swiping at her but she was flying circles all around him. Walter reached the cottage door and started yelling.

"FLUTTERSHY WE NEED YOUR HELP!!"

there was no reply.

Walter started banging on the door and he heard a startled squeal. "No please.. I hate dragons. They're the scariest animals of all. Please don't make me face that awful beast." She asked quietly barely getting the words out.

"FLUTTERSHY LISTEN IF YOU DON'T HELP US WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! RAINBOW DASH, ME, YOU!!! WE WILL BE EATEN AND NEVER SEE OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AGAIN IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT??!!!?!"

But no response. The dragon was still trying to swipe at Rainbow Dash.

"I CAN'T HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER! FLUTTERSHY!! HEEEELLLPPP!!"

There was a long pause, but the door slowly opened to reveal a determined looking Fluttershy in the doorway.

"Let's take care of this dragon."

She flew outside and began flying up towards the dragon.

Suddenly, another figure appeared in the doorway.

"Jesse what are yo-"

Jesse walked past Walter and.. Started flying towards the dragon too?

"JESSE YOU CAN FLY!!?"

Walter yelled in astonishment but he didn't get a response.

Fluttershy saw the white pony flying past her towards the dragon.

"Wait! It's too dangerous! Get back!" She said urgently but not loudly.

But she was ignored, and the white pony kept flying towards the dragon.

Rainbow Dash was distracting the dragon but they both saw the oncoming white pony. She immediately flew in front of him.

"Look! I know you just woke up bu-!"

Jesse put a hoove on her shoulder and pushed her to the side.

"What! Hey wait a mi-"

Jesse flew past Rainbow Dash and directly towards the dragon. It was glaring at him and baring it's fangs. Jesse flew in front of it's face standing about two feet away from it's gruesome jaws. Jesse looked at the creature with no expression. The dragon, still glaring at him and breathing heavily.

"JESSE GET BACK DOWN HERE YOUR GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED!!"

Walter shouted, but Jesse didn't respond and continued his blank expression.

Than, Jesse's expression started to change. His eyebrows slowly furrowed together, he slowly began to clench his teeth harder and harder, his face slowly turned into a shade of red. The sudden changing of appearance made the dragon stop glaring and it looked at Jesse in confusion. Finally, Jesse let his anger out.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I HAD TO GO THROUGH YESTERDAY!!!!"

The dragon looked stunned from the intense volume of his yelling.

"I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!! BUT INSTEAD I GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME BY SOME BITCH!! THAN I ALMOST GET RUN OVER BY FUCKING COWS!!! AND FINALLY WHEN I THINK I CAN ENJOY SOME PEACE AND QUIET YOU HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP!!!"

The dragon winced every time Jesse said a curse and began looking at Jesse with fear.

"YOUR A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MONSTER!!! I'VE KILLED ZOMBIES, DEMONS, HELL I'VE KILLED OTHER DRAGONS IN VIDEO GAMES SCARIER THAN YOU!!"

When Jesse said this the dragon started trembling in fear.

"YOUR THE WORST CREATION OF A DRAGON EVER!!! I BET I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO!!! SO YOU WANT TO GET VIOLENT MUTHERFUCKER?!!"

The dragon looked at Jesse petrified with terror. Jesse flew in closer to the dragon's face until he was inches away from his eyeball. He glared into it and said calmly.

"So you really want to fuck with me.. Bitch?"

The dragon immediately turned around and flew back into the sky, roaring in sheer terror.

Jesse flew back to the ground and stood before Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Walter. Jesse didn't have his coat on or his beanie. His dirty blonde mane shone as it hugged his head and neck. He revealed that he was a Pegasus for he had wings on his sides. He also had a tribal tattoo going down both of his front hooves, A tattoo of a black skull on his back, and a cutie mark with a skull and crossbones, wearing a gray yellow striped beanie, and smoking a joint. Rainbow Dash looked amazed. "So.. Cool.." Walter just stared bewildered by all that happened and Fluttershy looked at Jesse trembling with fear. Jesse clopped past them, into the cottage, back onto the couch and went back to sleep.

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Walter Jr. looked at his mom

"Mmm-mom wheres dad?"

"I don't know honey but I'll call Hank and maybe he can help us."

Skyler dialed Hank's number on her phone

*Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

"This is Marie."

"Marie, it's Skyler.."

Skyler started to choke out tears.

"Hey what's wrong?"

"Put Hank on the phone! Walter's gone missing and I don't know where he is!"

Skyler started crying.

"Mmm-Mom what's going on? Mmm-Mom?"

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Tuco drove to the spot where he was going to meet Heisenberg. A car junkyard.. Not the most popular place for drug deals but whatever, as long as they got the meth. Tuco got out of the car with his bodyguards and walked in front of the pile of junk cars. He started breathing heavily through his nose.

"Boss? It doesn't look like there here."

The smaller of the bodyguards said.

Tuco turned and looked at him with seriousness. Than, he began walking towards him.

"You think I don't see? That there not here?"

He walked closer to the bodyguard until he was right in front of him. The bodyguard started getting nervous.

"Uhh.. No sir I was just..."

"So your saying that I'm stupid right?? That I don't know that I was tricked?? That Heisenberg probably left town and took all the meth with him?? Is that what your trying to say?"

His face was now in front of the bodyguard's.

"No.. No sir.. Just-"

"JUST WHAT!!!"

"Just calm down."

Tuco stared at the bodyguard. The bodyguard looked away trying to avoid Tuco's gaze. Than suddenly, Tuco burst into laughter.

"HAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHA!!! You want me to calm down?? Ok.." Tuco breathed in than out.

"I'm calm.. I'm perfectly-"

Tuco punched the bodyguard in the face, making the bodyguard fall onto the ground. Than, Tuco got on top of him and started beating him. He punched him in the face over, over, over, and over again until his face was a bloody mess. The bodyguard stopped breathing but Tuco kept punching and punching until his face was mashed in. Tuco immediately got up from the dead body guard and yelled.

"WHERE ARE YOU HEISENBURRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!"