My Little Pony: Breaking Bad

Ch. 7 Final Battle

Walter threw the cupcakes on the ground using his magic. "What!! why'd you-"

Walter interrupted. "Look, Pinkie forced us to make these cupcakes in her basement, she plans on turning everypony in
Equestria into junkies."

Twilight and Spike stared at Walter unable to process what they were hearing.

Twilight spoke against Walter. "Pinkie would never do that!! She's one of my best friends!!"

Walter interjected. "Miss Sparkle, I know that but my partner and I have been working in her basement for 3 days. Look
around you Miss Sparkle, Look at the long line of ponies just outside your house and tell me that your friend is in a normal
state of mind."

Twilight looked outside the window of her treehouse. She saw the long line of ponies, many of them twitching and their eyes looking crazed with a starved hunger. Some were drooling and repeating sentences. Walter looked out the window with her and asked. "Please, too many are suffering and I need your help."

Twilight's eyes started forming tears as she watched the crazed ponies outside her house. She closed them and nodded. "Whatever you need Heisencolt."

"Then I'm going to need you to bring everyone here, and I want to use your lab."

All of Twilight's friends arrived at her house. Fluttershy and AppleJack were the first to show up, followed by Rainbow Dash and Jesse. "Wait, where's Rarity?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Jesse answered her question for her. "She's one of the crazed ponies, she's too far gone."

The rest of the ponies gasped and couldn't believe what Jesse said.

Walter called for their attention. "Look everypony, we are not from this dimension. We come from a different world. In our world we.. Cook a very addicting and life threatening drug called meth.. When we were shot into this dimension we brought it with us in our RV. Pinkie must have gotten a hold of it somehow and now she's using it to turn all of Ponyville into mindless meth ponies."

Walter continued. "I'm sorry for involving you in this, but i'm going to need your help in order to stop Pinkie from corrupting everyone in Ponyville."

Twilight and her friends were shocked by this revelation. They didn't know what to think of this new revelation.
"How does everypony feel about this?" Twilight asked her friends.

Rainbow Dash replied arrogantly. "How do I feel about this? I think we should find out what's going on with Pinkie and Rarity! We have to save them and Ponyville!"

Applejack looked betrayed. "I can't believe y'all would make such a horrid thing in the first place! I thought y'all was good people!"

Walter looked at Applejack with guilt and sadness. "I didn't mean for any of this to happen.."

Applejack looked at Walter with contempt in her eyes. "After we stop Pinkie, I want you to go back to your dimension and never come back."

Applejack's words stung Walter's heart. He lost the trust of his only friend in this world and there was no getting it back.
Fluttershy nervously added. "Well, Walter and Jesse are sorry.. But more importantly we need to find out why Pinkie would do this and help her and Rarity."

Twilight nodded and it was decided. "Ok Heisencolt, what's the plan?"

Walter replied. "Please, call me Walter."

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They went to SugarCube Corner to confront Pinkie and Rarity, outside was the long line of meth-crazed ponies all muttering their insane gibberish and constantly talking about cupcakes. Pinkie exited the shop and all of the ponies started snorting and Whinnying excitedly.

"It seems that you've disobeyed my orders Walter and Jesse."

Pinkie said in such a distorted voice that she sounded like more of a monster than a fun-loving pony.

Twilight shouted. "Why Pinkie why are you doing this? This isn't like you at all! Where's our friend?"

"I'm right here silly! This is going to be the most fun we've ever had!! Just try one of my new cupcakes and we can all have fun together!!!" She said with a twisted smile, her voice more monstrous.

Walter shouted at her "No this ends here! Now!" He started charging magic into his horn. "Think Fast!!" Pinkie shouted. Suddenly, with inhuman speed Pinkie threw a meth cupcake at Walter. Walter was stunned momentarily at the sight of the oncoming cupcake heading directly for his face.

*Bang*.. A portal opened up in front of Walter and two ponies fell out. One was a portly brown pony with a black mane and tail along with a black jacket, and the other was a taller brown pony with no mane and black tail wearing a black suit. "Walter it's Tuco!" Jesse shouted. Walter just stared at the two heaps in front of him. Suddenly, the incredibly fast cupcake hit it's mark on the shorter pony's face.

*Sniff *Sniff*.. The shorter pony rubbed the cupcake off and revealed a demented, psychotic face.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Tuco got up from the ground and charged at Pinkie.

Tuco shouted. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALLL!!!"

The other meth ponies were getting worked up at the yelling and got more excited. He pulled out a knife from his black jacket and started stabbing at Pinkie.

Twilight and the others gasped. "We have to save Pinkie!!" Rainbow Dash yelled ready to jump into battle. Jesse stopped her before she shot off, "I don't think he's winning."

Jesse was right, Pinkie was dodging all of his stab attacks and laughing all the while in her distorted voice. Tuco's bodyguard dashed into the scene, "I got her boss." and grabbed her from behind and held her out to Tuco.

Pinkie laughed and laughed as Tuco drew closer with his blade. He looked angry and ready to kill anything that would get in his way. He walked up to Pinkie's face and raised his knife ready to come down on Pinkie.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." She said menacingly.

Suddenly, Pinkie's eyes started to change color, the whites of her eyes turned yellow and her pupils started changing into thinly cut ovals like a cat's eye.

Tuco high and terrified stabbed repetitively over and over again at the possessed pony. Only he wasn't stabbing at Pinkie.

Pinkie had phased out of the bodyguard's clutches and appeared behind him. She stabbed him over and over as Tuco was stabbing the bodyguard in confusion. Tuco pulled his knife out of the bloodied guard and he fell over dead, revealing the twisted, insane Pinkie Pie.

"I told you silly! You can't kill me!! FOR I AM A GOD!!!"

All of the meth crazed ponies were excited and neighing in delight, dark clouds started forming around the battleground and thunder and lightning were crashing above them.

Twilight and the other ponies were shocked at the turn of events. "But, how is this even possible?" Twilight said in a quiet voice.

The battle continued, Tuco kept stabbing and missed every time. Pinkie kept dodging with her pulsing yellow eyes, giggling all the while. She quickly bucked the knife out of Tuco's hoofs and pinned him to the ground with her knife at his neck.

"Now you die!!" She giggled monstrously.

Suddenly, a portal appeared above Tuco and Pinkie Pie. A car came out of the portal and fell on them, crushing them both. Inside the car was another portly pony, only he was yellow instead of brown and wore a brown jacket.

Twilight and the others ran towards the car. "Pinkie!!" Twilight and her friends yelled going to see if she was alright.

Hank stumbled out of the car onto his hoofs not knowing what was going on. Walter and Jesse both shouted "Hank is that you!?" as they converged on his position. Hank thought to himself Ponies everywhere, everything looks like a cartoon, yep I must be dead. Didn't know heaven made you into pony when you got here though.

Walter and Jesse sprinted up to Hank. "Hank it's me Walter."

Hank looked at the mustached pony. "You mean your dead too?" He looked over at Jesse. "What? How did he get into heaven?"

Jesse gave him an irritated look. "You dumbass bitch! We aren't dead, we're trapped in another dimension and we are trying to get back home."

Twilight and the others were about to investigate under the car when all of a sudden, Celestia came down from the sky above in her chariot.

"Twilight!! Get away from there!!!"

Twilight and the others looked at her confused. All of a sudden the car started shaking and rattling.

"C'mon Hank there's no time to explain!" Walter indicated to Hank to follow the others as they all ran back away from the convulsing car.

The clouds overhead were getting more violent and the wind speed started picking up.

The meth ponies were getting extremely excited and their eyes started changing like Pinkie's eyes.

Twilight and the group met up with Celestia a safe distance away from the car.

"What's going on Princess? What's happening to everypony?"

Before Celestia could answer her question the car rattled louder and louder. Suddenly the car was lifted into the air by a little pink blob and was tossed into SugarCube Corner, destroying the building.

"Twilight Sparkle, that's not Pinkie. She's being possessed."

Twilight looked at her with fear. "Than who is it?"

"Take a wild guess!" said the monstrous voice Pinkie. Behind her a shadow started to form, it grew longer as it began to take shape. It grew into long shape of a snake and grew mismatched appendages and finally formed.

"DISCORD!!" Twilight and the others shouted.

Behind Pinkie was Discord, the demented Draconequus. He laughed as they looked on in terror.

"Yes, I was the one who ripped open the dimensions of Walter and Jesse's world and brought them here. I needed their meth to control all of Ponyville and make it the drug capital of Equestria, and might I add Walter you've done a great job helping me get this far."

Walter looked at him with anger. Discord laughed at Walter's disgusted look.

"Of course we also needed to get your RV. I used my magic to zap it over to Sugercube Corner than had Pinkie set up the meth lab in the basement. It was the perfect plan and I have to thank you both Walter and Jesse for helping to achieve DOMINATION OF ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!"

He suddenly went back inside of Pinkie and she laughed monstrously.

The meth ponies were now crazed and were being.. Dragged... Like some ominous force was pulling them towards Pinkie. Suddenly they started flying into Pinkie and started attaching to her, more and more started attaching and soon Pinkie started to grow in size.

"CELESTIA!! WHAT DO WE DO?!?" Twilight yelled in panic.

"You have to pull Discord out of Pinkie!! Only Then, can you defeat him!!"

Rainbow Dash yelled. "But what about Rarity?!?"

Jesse started looking at the line of meth ponies being sucked in. He spotted Rarity about to go flying towards Pinkie. He shot himself out towards her.

"JESSE WAIT!!" Walter and Rainbow Dash yelled. As Rarity was about to attach to Pinkie, Jesse caught her and dashed back with the others.

Rarity was maniacally convulsing and hissing. She swiped at the others with her hooves until Celestia touched her with her horn. There was a bright flash and she blinked a few times. She looked like she was back to normal.

"What.. What happened?" She said in confusion. "Not alot of time to explain Rarity. Discord is back and has possessed Pinkie and is about to destroy us!" Twilight frantically told Rarity.

Pinkie had sucked up every meth pony in Ponyville. She towered over them, her legs were made up of many meth ponies and her face formed a twisted looking smile with crazed yellow eyes. Her mane and tail were white and her body was gray, her cutie mark was changed from balloons into ghost white meth crystals. Her body convulsed with all kinds of movement from the cackling meth ponies.

The giant meth pony heave it's head back and her it's mouth started glowing.

"Everybody RUUUUUNNNN!!!!" Jesse shouted.

They all started dashing away from the upcoming blast. Before the monster finally shot the blast of energy, Twilight teleported everyone out of it's blast radius just in the nick of time. The blast missing them by seconds exploded and spread in a mile radius.

"We have to do something we can't just keep running away like this!" Rainbow Dash said.

Walter spoke up. "I have a plan everypony. Get into your positions, Jesse fly me up to the giant meth pony's face."

Jesse looked at Walter like he was insane. "Are you nuts?? We are going to be blasted into bits by that bitch!!"

Walter gave Jesse a serious look and Jesse nodded solemnly and sighed. "*Sigh*...Fuck."

He picked Walter up and shot towards the monster's face. Jesse hovered inches away from the monster's face holding Walter in his hooves. Walter used his magic to lift a blue crystal out of his jacket pocket.

The monster suddenly reared back laughing loudly and started talking.

"So let me get this straight? I take possession of Pinkie, I grow to exponential size and become all powerful, and you think you can defeat me with more meth crystals?" The monster reared it's head back and laughed even more than looked at Walter with a spiky toothed grin.

Walter glared back at the monster holding the blue crystal with his magic. "You got one part of that wrong." he said rearing his head to the side. "This.. Isn't meth."

He flung his magic horn, hurdling the crystal at the monster. It made a massive explosion blowing Jesse and Walter away.

Twilight teleported them back with her magic and they watched the monster.

It writhed in pain and the meth ponies started falling off it. It looked as though it were melting as it lost more and more pony appendages.

Jesse looked at Walter amazed and asked. "What the hell did you make?"

Walter smiled at Jesse.

"Dispelling agent. It counteracts being possessed by another being."

Jesse looked at him confused. "But, how did you know she was being possessed?"

Walter explained.

"I remembered hearing her voice while working in that basement, it suddenly sounded distorted and different when we left that day. So I did some research in Twilight's library about possessions and it seemed to fit the bill. My suspicions were confirmed when Discord revealed himself, of course in case I was wrong I made a few back ups."

He showed Jesse a few other crystals in his jacket. He pointed to each one individually.

"Yep, this is the one that would have summoned a wall of fire engulfing whatever it came into contact with. This one would suffocate it, causing it to die of asphyxiation. This one though, is the last resort.. This baby would have caused a massive nuclear explosion destroying a good portion of this world, possibly taking out a chunk of the planet."

Walter smiled at Jesse. "Thank god we didn't have to come to that."

Jesse backed away from Walter with his hooves in the air. "Yo bro don't come near me with that shit." he said nervously.

The monster dissolved into a pile of ponies, all groaning and looking sick. Twilight and everybody else dashed towards the pile.

"Pinkie!! Pinkie!!" Twilight shouted looking through the pile.

They suddenly saw a pink blob exit a nearby pile, Pinkie was moaning

"Uhhh.. I don't think I want to have a party for a long time."

Twilight happily ran towards pinkie and embraced her in a hug.

"Twilight.. Do you have any crystals.. I need crystals."

Celestia came over and touched Pinkie with her horn, causing a flash and turning Pinkie back to normal.

Pinkie's hair went back to being it's normal poof, and she herself was back to normal.

"Woweee!! Did I miss anything?!?"

Everypony laughed. But, there laughter was short lived as a another figure showed itself.. Discord.

"NOOOO!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!! CURSE YOU WALTER AND JESSE!! WE COULD HAVE TAKEN OVER PONYVILLE!! WE COULD HAVE RULED ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!"

The Mane 6 donned their elements of harmony and shot a blast at Discord. "AHHHH!!" Discord screamed as the blast hit him and turned him to stone.

The Mane 6 cheered as Discord was defeated and peace and harmony returned to Equestria.

Walter congratulated them. "Way to go everyone."

Jesse said sarcastically. "Yeah way to go.. Now how do we get home?"

Celestia smiled at them. "I can take you home Jesse and Walter, Discord isn't the only one who can open dimensions to different worlds. Only, when you leave you will forget everything that happened here and will go back to your regular lives."

Jesse snorted. "You mean as TV show characters?"

Celestia frowned a little. "Life is the movie you see through your own unique eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts."

Jesse nodded in acknowledgement. "Well.. I guess it won't matter since we won't remember anything."

Walter nodded an acknowledgement to Jesse.

Applejack went up to Walter with a sad look on her face. "Sorry for being mean to y'all.. Y'all did a great thing helping us defeat Discord.. But, is it ok if you can promise me somethin?"

Walter asked "What is it Applejack?"

Applejack looked at Walter with a pleading look. "Can y'all never make that horrible stuff again?"

Hank cut in. "Whoa. Walter what does she mean-"

Jesse quickly hit Hank over the head knocking him out cold. Everpony looked at him.

"What! He'll be fine when we go back to our dimension! Jesus." Jesse said

Walter thought about what Applejack said. He was looking down thinking hard. He suddenly turned to Celestia.

"Is is ok if I can write something down to take with me?"

Celestia smiled. "Sure."

Walter scribbled on a piece of paper for what seemed like ages..

Walter looked up from the paper, folded it, and put it in his pocket.

"There.. I wrote down a note telling me to quit making meth and to spend time with my family." Walter smiled at Applejack

Applejack embraced Walter in a hug, tears coming down her eyes.

"I'm going to miss you."

Rainbow Dash went up to Jesse. "Hey... I just wanted to say that I'm really happy for you coming here and.. I'm really going to miss you and-"

At that moment Jesse pulled Rainbow Dash in and kissed her.

Walter took out the paper again and wrote something else down.

"I'll miss you too muffin ass." Rainbow Dash's face turned red and tears started streaming down her face as she embraced Jesse in a hug.

As Celestia pulled open the portal to the Breaking Bad universe, the mane 6 waved and said their goodbyes.

"Goodbye." Fluttershy said quietly

"Ta Ta." Rarity said

"Goodbye Walter and Jesse." Twilight waved

Rainbow Dash with tears streaming down her face said. "Jesse, I love you and I'll always be with you."

Jesse looked back with tears streaming down his eyes. "I love you too Rainbow, and I'll be with you too."

Applejack waved with her eyes teary. "Walter, remember to be a good person. Tell your family the truth and be a good person."

Walter smiled and waved back. "I will I promise."

Suddenly he realized something. "Oops almost forgot." He emptied out his pockets and gave the crystals to Celestia.

"Wouldn't want to go back home with those." He joked.

Celestia chuckled and warped the crystals out of existence.

Walter, Jesse, and the passed out Hank went through the portal, Celestia warped their vehicles with them and the portal shut behind them forever.

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Epilogue

Many, Many ponies were sent to Pony rehab. It took weeks and weeks, some even months before everypony was back to normal again. As soon as everypony was better again, things went back to normal in ponyville.

However in another world.

Jesse and Walter woke up in the RV.

"Hey.." Jesse moaned burning up in the heat of the RV. "Can you start the RV?"

Walter put the key in the ignition and it hummed to life. They suddenly smiled and yelled "YEESSS.." Jesse added a "Thank God."

Walter felt into his jacket pocket and pulled out a piece of paper, he read it and suddenly went to the back of the RV.

"Hey. What's up man?" Jesse asked.

"Oh it's nothing.. Just a paper my wife gave me to remind me what I needed to get done today."

Jesse smiled "Wowwww.. That's pretty sad when your wife gets into your business like that. That's why I don't deal in relationships."

Walter ignored him and read the piece of paper.

Dear Walter.

Tuco is dead and you have nothing to worry about, Inside this piece of folded paper is a new kind of substance.

It's 10x more addicting than meth and it comes in the form of candy. It's virtually never been seen before

and is untraceable by cops. You could walk into the middle of the street with this stuff and not be caught.

Here is the formula and sample

[unintelligible]

Mass produce this and sell it.. This is your chance, take it.

Sincerely, A friend

P.S. Jesse likes to make out with My Little Pony characters. What a Fag :)

The End