Mean streets of Ponyville

by PurpleArtist

Mean Streets of Ponyville

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In Canterlot there's a door that says "RGC" which there was a knock which the Royal Guard Captain who's replacing Shining Armor he told the pony to enter.

The door opened where a charcoal unicorn came in he walked over and took a seat where the earth pony captain told him to sit down before the charcoal unicorn did where he did but the lights went out where a 40mm film started to play where an announcer spoke in an 1930's accent.

After a few minutes the film ended the captain asked if he had any questions where the charcoal unicorn pony told him no but the captain told him to go to Ponyville and meet with Lieutenant Crusading Skyray of the Ponyville Police Department.

He just said a little bit hyped up "Ponyville? My best friend lives in Ponyville!" he said hyped up on where he's going.

He took a train to Ponyville just using his magic to read a copy of the "CANTERLOT TIMES" but he was soon in Ponyville where at the train station he just looked around but didn't see his friend.

At a "YOU ARE HERE" map he found the police station so he walked taking in the sites in town like Sugar Cube Corner.

In the main lobby a police pony asked on how can he can help him where the charcoal unicorn told him he's here to see Lieutenant Crusading Skyray but the police officer told him meanly to go take a seat where a police pony will be with him to get him and take him to her.

After a few minutes a door opened where he heard a familiar voice where he seen a purple alicorn in a light blue short-sleeved shirt with dark accents and a black tie, dark blue trousers with yellow side stripe with a light blue unicorn mare next to him in the same uniform.

He just said "PA" which is the initials for Purple Artist where the 2 are old friends even though Purple hasn't forgotten what he did when he had a sleep over at Purple's adoptive parents house and well Purple had to sleep in his sister's bed to get away from him.

On the 2nd floor he entered her office where he's there to help them lower crime but to her it's a insult for Canterlot to send somepony she didn't request to help them where she thinks her beat officers got a lid on it.

Outside he seen Purple Artist kiss a dark blue unicorn with light blue hair with a cutie mark of a book and a sapphire gem before she trotted off.

He asked Purple on the mare where Purple told him that he knows her where the charcoal unicorn told him no where Purple said "It's my wife Blue Sapphire you dope. You were at our wedding you asked me if you could take a "swing" at her and i told you to get lost." he said on that he was there on there wedding.

Purple told him to follow him where he did where Purple took him to his house where he showed him to the guest room which he and Blue Sapphire thinking about changing it into a nursery where the 2 been thinking about having another foal.

He unpacked his bags into the drawer there is but raided there refrigerator for a bite to eat and something to drink but while walking past a table in the hallway leading to the front door he seen a few photos where 1 is of Purple in a bi-pedal position carrying Blue Sapphire on his 2 frontal legs doing a bridal carry, 2 photo is of a Purple and Blue Sapphire but Blue Sapphire has a bump on her belly where that's when the 2 were expecting there 1st foal.

The 3rd photo is of them with there colt foal, 4th photo is them again but with Blue Sapphire pregnant again and the final picture is of the 2 with there foal filly.

He just said "Happy family. Husband, wife, 2 kids they look like a picture perfect family." he said about the photos.

Back at the police station he apologized to Lieutenant Crusading Skyray for how he's here but he won't be impending or try to take over but wants to help where she told him that there's been reports of underground fight clubs she wants him to go shut'em down if he fails he will be banned from Ponyville.

He told her "Challenge accepted" but she asked on his name where he said "It's Jackpot Blaze Star. Officer of the Royal Guard." he said to her on his full name and his job title.

At a bistro he got some lunch but seen a pony come in and ask a pony well the owner for there protection money where the elderly mare told him that she already paid for this week but it's getting too much where there not breaking even with the protection.

He just said "Hey pal leave the elderly mare alone!" he said to the rude unicorn to leave the bistro owner alone where the unicorn pulled out a switchblade and asked if he has a death wish.?

Jackpot said "Let's fight!" he said to him wanting to get into a fight where Jackpot was able to disarm him and the 2 had a round of fisticuffs where the unicorn said while laying on the ground "I'll get my revenge on you!" the defeated unicorn said to Jackpot after losing.

He paid for his meal and took the suspect to the station where the fight had an consequence where he's prohibited from entering and eating there due to he broke nearly all the tables and chairs but that was one way he defeated him.

The unicorn was stubborn but Jackpot finally broke him.

At a place called "ARCADIA" where he entered through the back but showed a card where he was allowed it to fight where each fight he took in became more difficult then the last but between each fight he would antagonize the crowd to just to spite them.

The round's were over but a lot of ponies were out of bits where they all betted against Jackpot thinking he was going to get creamed on the 1st match but he got hurt but not killed or back out.

In the locker room he was whistling where he seen several ponies in suits and fedora hats some with Tommy guns and some with shotguns either pump action or semi automatic.

The lead pony said "Do you think that you could've trotted in here right under my nose and walk out like nothing? If you thought yes then you got a pea brain or you're a real pea brain." he said to Jackpot saying that he got a pea brain if he thinks he could've trotted in under his nose like nothing.

He was stuck on his head very hard knocking him out but he awaken in a few hours covered in vegetable oil where the guy said "I mixed a little bit of Veggie oil and some flammable liquid combined you're going to find a a ton of pain on you in a few." he said to him that he mixed vegetable oil and a flammable liquid.

"I made more or less homemade napalm the pain your going to feel is going to be more painful then a mare giving birth i think but it's going to cover every square inch of you and your going to bake alive." he said to Jackpot that he more or less made homemade napalm which will kill him very painfully.

He broke free where he used his magic to break the neck of one pony with a pistol which he scared the leader which he fell back into another room where Jackpot he used his magic to grab the pistol and take cover behind a wall but blind fired to kill the evil ponies.

In the other room he found a ledger that he took but the bleeding out evil pony said "Please don't leave me!" he said when Jackpot was about to walk away.

Jackpot just used his magic and carried him and killed the evil Hench ponies as well but the illegal boxing gym went up like a Roman candle.

At the Ponyville hospital the bad pony told him that this doesn't change anything where Jackpot told him it does where he can either start talking or he's going to be in Cell Block 6 getting in touch with his femmine side to be somepony's prison wife.

The injured unicorn said "Ugh! Fine! It's Ithaca Slider you damn pig!" he said on his name but called Jackpot Star a pig which is a derogatory term for a police officer.

He talked to him about stuff but Jackpot went to his best friend's house again where it's getting late where by the time he got there it's well dinner time is over so he went back out and got dinner.

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