Mean streets of Ponyville

In the morning Jackpot was snug as a bug in a rug but he smelled freshly brewed coffee and something cooking but he doesn't want to get up where he's having a wonderful dream of living a quiet life like how Purple and Blue Sapphire are but not married just have peace and quiet where he isn't going to get that in Canterlot.

He yawned and got out of bed but he seen something different where he seen Blue Sapphire sipping on coffee but reading the morning copy of the "The Ponyville Express" where Purple is making breakfast which he is predictable of making scrambled eggs.

Jackpot went to get there son and daughter up but they told him to go away where Jackpot relayed the message to them where Purple told him to tell them to get up, come down, eat breakfast, and go to school after brushing there teeth or they can go to school hungry and they won't get any lunch.

He did but they still didn't want to get up but he used his magic and brought them down by force but they all ate breakfast but the colt and filly went to school angrily where they stayed up all night and only got only 3 hours of sleep.

After eating the delicious breakfast the 2 were on there way but on the way out Jackpot asked Purple if there's any mares to date where Purple said "There's Fire Axe she's a Ponyville Volunteer Firefighter, Shadow Speed she's a pegasus who's also my co-worker, and my boss Crusading Skyray. Fire Axe she's a nice unicorn mare, Shadow Speed she well be careful she dated a unicorn before but he snuck out on there date leaving her with the bill. Crusading Skyray she's single but isn't in the mood to date doesn't count she used me to have a foal." he said to him on 3 mares he know that's available to date.

While walking the 2 best friends were talking but Jackpot noticed a Pale light grayish raspberry earth pony bouncing around where Jackpot asked on who's that pointing a hoof where Purple said "That's Pinkamena Diane Pie or well we all call her Pinkie Pie. She's a Baker, caterer, and a party organizer for Sugarcube Corner she's energenic which i think is a understatement." he said telling him about Pinkie Pie.

Jackpot went to go to introduce himself to Pinkie Pie which he did where she said "HIya I'm Pinkie Pie! I never seen you around here before are you new here?" she said introducing herself but asked if he's new here.

He said "Well I'm staying with my friend Purple for a little bit until then yes I'm new. Can you help me get around please i fear I'm going to get loss one day?" he said to her that he's new but staying with a friend but asked her around town.

2 hours later at the police station he was late to sign in but he sat down at Purple's desk and his heart was racing where he had a hard time to catch up with Pinkie not adding showing him to all of her friends but his heart was pounding like it's about to come out of his chest.

A cop asked if he's ok where he just said "I think I'm in love! I think I'm in love with Pinkie Pie!" he said thinking he's in love with Pinkie.

Lieutenant Skyray came down and told him to get back to work where there's a place he can go talk to people for his investigation so he got up, drank some ice water and went out there but was told to keep his walkie talkie on.

Outside of a small warehouse in the he climbed over a fence where he has a leather belt on him with a tranquilizer gun which he can use but he seen some ponies outside which he snuck up and used his hooves to knock them out but he then went inside.

He seen some foreign imports stuff where he said "Dynasty imports stuff highly on the NASTY side!" he said while whispering to himself on the imports he sees.

He did the same but fired his tranquilizer gun a few times but he only had 3 shots which he used up all 3 of them but moved into another area where a pony on a small concrete balcony overlooking used his hoof and slid it across his neck where another pony yelled "KILL HIM KILL THE INTRUDER!" a pony said after he was spotted.

He pulled out 2 .38 revolvers where he just said "Not what i wanted to do today but if ponies got to die so i can protect them then i guess it has to be then." he said before the guns started to do the talking but says that he didn't want to kill any pony today but it has to be.

A few minutes later the pony who spotted him tried to sneak up on him tried but he turned around saying he just wanted to talk but what can he do about it but soon he seen a laser dot where he and the criminal pony ducked but he fired a lot of his rounds off.

He used his radio and called for help but by the time help arrived the pony across the street left undetected and so but took the suspect back to the station and locked him up.

They had tons of evidence to lock him up for a long time but he spilled his beans and well found out he's a small fish but the leader is a dragon a grouchy son of a bitch and the pony who he arrested is just a soldier (if this was the mafia structure system) but he doesn't know on the higher ranks.

It was only 11:00 AM after that but now they got somewhat of a system where the one who he arrested was willing to cooperate fully and in return he'll pack up and leave.

He then went to go get a bite to eat but asked Purple if he want doughnuts or something like that where Purple told him no where he likes to be skinny and not to have a fat plot or be overweight.

At Sugercube corner he talked to Pinkie Pie and gotten 1 dozen cupcakes but nervously asked Pinkie out on a date which she accepted but he was more nervous then ever.

He went back to work where he ate his cupcakes then went back to work where he busted some ponies.

He called the day as "International Relations" where there the ponies he arrested say that there boss like a capo is a yak, changeling or dragon but the leader they don't know.

At 7:00 PM Jackpot took Pinkie out on a dinner date then to a movie where he had to stealth fully walk into the Artist household without waking up Purple and Blue Sapphire.

He could hear that the 2 weren't asleep due to well he could hear Blue Sapphire moan where he only could guess that she and Purple Artist is having sex.