Mean streets of Ponyville

by PurpleArtist

The Spa

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At the Ponyville Spa Jackpot was getting a deep tissue massage where he said "I totally deserved it!" he said while getting a massage where his body been aching for awhile.

After the massage he went to the sauna which he was shocked to see Pinkie Pie in it but he sat across from her but she walked over to him where she asked on what he's doing here where he told her that it's Sunday October the 27th where he's having his day off.

He also told her that Purple says "Thank You" for the birthday present he bought for her where she told him to tell Purple that she says "Your Welcome" but he told her that he will tell Purple that.

The 2 shared a kiss but the 2 wrapped there hooves around each other then the 2 lied down on a wooden bench the 2 were sitting on but Jackpot used his magic and locked the door where Pinkie Pie was on top of Jackpot and the 2 were smooching up a storm.

Pinkie Pie said "Hey that tickles." said Pinkie when Jackpot decided to move his hoof up and down her back but the 2 went back to kissing.

They stopped there kissing but there time was almost up but Jackpot covered himself where he wrapped a towel around him for no reason but he went to the bathroom and washed Pinkie's lip smooches off of his face.

While walking by a room he heard a pony or creature say "YOU WILL STICK TO THE PART OF THE DEAL OR I WILL MAKE YOU MY BITCH FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!" a pony or creature said to somepony to stick to there part of the deal.

He eavesdropped on the conversation but went in to hear more where he heard somepony or some creature say "We have enough coke to move through Ponyville 80 times as much then anypony can imagine per day!" some creature a pony or any other creature.

He then heard a female voice "Yes sir i'll continue my agreement but i don't want foals, fillies and colts to get it where if so i'll be reporting every illegal activity we've done to the Police!" a female voice said but he decided to get out of there quickly.

Out in the hallway he asked the mare earth pony on if she know's where the bathroom is where she said "Yeah it's down the hall, make a right and on the right when you walk 25 feet." she said to him on where's the bathroom is which he told her "Thank you" and she told him "You're welcome".

He went to the bathroom and just washed his hooves but he then went home to talk to Blue Sapphire and Purple Artist but they were busy talking so he just read a book the 2 have where it was several hours until he was able to talk to Purple where he told Purple about what he overheard.

Purple told him to do his job and bring in perp's that's what he was trained for and that's his job to arrest evil and criminal ponies.

At night while sleeping in his dream he looked at himself where he heard bells clanging where he was in a tux or a nice black suit where he seen Pinkie Pie in a wedding dress where he and her got married where he then left his job as a Royal Guard Officer to help Pinkie run Sugar Cube Corner, be a loving and caring husband then father some foals.

He jumped up and was panting where he doesn't want to end up like Purple yet where he wants to settle down where he told himself he'll probably settle down in his late 30's to mid 40's unlike Purple who he and his missus been married since age 18.

He got up where he trotted into the kitchen to get a cup of water where then he trotted upstairs and went into the study where he looked through the desk drawers where he found some important documents like bank information, birth certificates for Purple and Blue Sapphire's 2 children and a sketchpad.

He then opened there bedroom door where he seen the 2 cuddling up where Purple has his left wing wrapped around Blue Sapphire keeping her all nice and snug also warm as well.

He then quickly got out of there quietly where Purple's a light sleeper and well apart of the floor creaked where Purple was in a bit of a daze but asked on who's there then using his magic to pick up a baseball bat.

Back in bed he went back to sleep.

In the morning he was going to ask Purple help with the case but he was wearing a long sleeve over shirt where a patch says on his left leg says "FIRE DEPARTMENT TOWN OF PONYVILLE" where he has 4 jobs which the 1st is being a loving and caring husband, 2 is being a good loving and caring father, 3 is being a police officer and 4 is being a firefighter.

Outside of the police station it's a wonderful Monday morning where he took in a deep breath where he's starting to get use too of the fresh air of the country side where he's use to of the city air and noise but out here in the countryside he can get a decent night's sleep.

Soon a mare said "Excuse me sir? Are you a police officer?" a mare said to him asking if he's a cop where he told her that well he's not a Ponyville police officer but a officer with the Royal Guard Officer which is a more elite and prestigious version of a police officer so yes and no.

He then told the mare that he seen her before where she then told him from yesterday at the spa where he asked on where's the bathroom at where she asked if she can talk to him for a bit were he told her sure where he went inside with her following him in and they sat in his office.

She told him about the operation where the unicorn told him that she can't believe that where her friend the one who told the leader that if they kept selling dope to children well she died so she's doing on what her earth pony mare and best friend since they were in kindergarten couldn't do.

Apartment 3C Jackpot was with Blue Cloaker and Blue Badge where they entered the apartment where in the bathroom Jackpot seen bloody hooves on the shower tiles and found a chainsaw on the floor where Jackpot said "Goodness i don't want to know what happened here!" he said to himself.

They also followed blood trails where they followed it into the Everfree Forest where they found a small vat which they opened and found the skeletal remains of a pony soaking in corrosive acid.

Back at the station Jackpot wrote up the report of the apartment and the vat of acid which they had to radio for the Fire Department to remove the pony skeleton.

The mare flirted with him where at the Ponyville spa in the backroom Jackpot walked in where a pony told him to get lost where Jackpot said "Dead or Alive your coming with me!" he said quoting Robocop saying dead or alive there coming with him.

They pulled out there guns so did Jackpot pulling out his double .38 revolvers where he took cover but blasted where he was standing where but he appeared on top of a wooden box shooting the evil doer's in the fore head killing them instantly.

The evil bad pone ran off but Jackpot gave chase running where he soon tackled the pegasus and started to attack him with his hooves but soon the pegasus had a green flash around him to reveal that he's actually a changeling which caught Jackpot off guard.

The changeling had the upper hand or hoof in this case and knocked Jackpot off and started to run and Jackpot used his magic and dragged him back.

He used rope and hogtied him but used his magic to hold his gun to the Changeling's head and interrogated him by striking him with his hoof but the 3rd time he struck him with his handgrip of his revolver.

The changeling said "FUCK YOU! YOUR NEVER GOING TO MAKE ME TALK!" he said to Jackpot that he isn't going to make him talk but swore at him.

In Canterlot in a secret room the changeling was tortured for information where they had a pipe wrench, 5 gallon bucket with water to water board him, electrical shock, and extracting a tooth but he broke after several hours.

In a cave outside of Ponyville there was a Pegasus sitting in a big and comfy chair but asked on who's this were a pony told him the trouble maker they been having where the Pegasus said "So you come for me? This has to be a joke! (He gives out a laugh but wiped a tear from his eye with his wing) i think i got something a 1 on 1 fight. You win I'll come easily with you but i win you'll become my personal bitch!" he said on the term of condition for the fight.

Jackpot said "Let's rumble!" he said to the pegasus who's sitting in a chair which he got off and used his wings to slow down.


Author's Note

The Apartment that the trio entered the apartment the atmosphere in Apartment 3C is pretty eerie especially the bathroom which contains an obvious reference to Scarface (1983)

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