Prince Blueblood and the Royal Guard were well aware that Shining Armor’s bachelor’s party had been entrusted to Twilight’s baby dragon. They were well aware why that had been done. But considering the attempted invasion and the hectic few days between while a real wedding was prepared, they had no particular intention of letting their friend and Captain be subjected to what a toddler considered suitable for a bachelor’s party.

Not without making sure he got the real thing first, at any rate.

But then Blueblood realized that he knew one of the dancers… very, very well.

CW: Anthro, stripping, pole dancing, prostitution, incest, thoroughly dysfunctional family relationships, catching up between long-separated siblings, cervical penetration, nigh-on paranoid levels of dedication to contraception, cum drinking, PiV, oral (69).

Written for the Striptember 2021 contest! Takes place during the montage at the end of A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2

My apologies; putting this up unedited, so feel free to tear apart any errors to teach me a lesson about procrastination. Cover art non-existent, because you would be (completely not) shocked to know how hard it is to find pictures of Vinyl and Blueblood - especially clean ones.