It was getting boring. ~~North~~ Real Korea was stuck in the cage for an unknown amount of time and he couldn't figure out a way to escape. Yet.

He did not have any advantages or help to escape the cage.

except...

He took his cap off and searched in it for a bit before pulling out a pin. It was good that he remembered his learning from spy training class, which he had failed, but that didn't matter.

He put his cap back on and bent the pin a bit. He then jammed the pin into the lock and started moving it around. The pin unfortunately broke.

"What? How pin break?! It made in glorious Kore-", he said as he brought the broken pin closer to his eyes to inspect it only to find "Made in China" engraved onto it. "CHINA I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS BUT YOU GAVE BAD PIN TO M-"

"SHUT UP!", a voice sounded from somewhere else in the dungeon. ~~North~~ Real Korea froze. The sound of hoofsteps on stone got closer to his cage but he couldn't see who was coming to him because of the low light levels. He stared into the dark but found nothing. Instead the dark stared right back at him. Seriously, it stared at him with yellow, catlike eyes.

For a moment, Korea felt fear. The fear died, however, when the being stepped forward into the dim torchlight and revealed herself to be a pony. She had a grey coat, a dark blue mane, catlike eyes, bat wings instead of pega(sus) wings and was wearing purple armor. She was clearly annoyed and seemed to be tired.

"You're one of those aliens,", she said, becoming much more focused, "How did you get in here?"

"Stupid pone sent me to cage after I call him stupid."

"And who was this pony?"

"Ugly pony. Pee coloured hair, shit like face, ugly eyes, womanless attitude, dumb, stupid, shit pony, dung eat-", North Korea described before being cut off by the bat pony, who had opened the cage, placing her hoof on his mouth.

"While your description is very informative, it won't help unless you have the name of the pony because there a lot of ponies who fit the description.", the bat pony said as she stepped aside to let North Korea out. "Now follow me unless you want to get lost in here.", she said as she started walking down the hallway she came from. North Korea complied and followed.

They continued walking through the dimly lit dungeon silently. The bat pony could feel Korea's stare but decided to keep quiet.

"Are you pegasus?", Korea asked suddenly. The guard was taken aback by the incredibly stupid question.

"Of course not! Can you not see the bat wings or the fangs?", the guard answered.

"So yuo is vampire like Romania?", Korea asked.

"You can't just assume that I drink blood just because I have fangs!", the guard answered angrily.

"So yuo is venomous?", Korea asked an even more stupid question.

"Look, I am going to say this once only. Thestrals are not venomous or poisonous or vampires or evil like those 'normal' ponies would tell you,", the guard said angrily, hoping that Korea would stop asking her dumb questions.

"So yuo is fourth pony race?", Korea asked. This time it was a normal-ish question.

"Yes, we are the fourth pony race.", the guard answered with a sigh as they started going up some stairs.

"I not saw yuo race in pony village."

"That's because thestrals are nocturnal and live mostly in Canterlot or Hollow Shades but sometimes I wish I could leave Equestria like those guys who went to Griffonia.", the guard said as they reached the top of the staircase and started walking through more hallways which were somewhat better lit up.

"Why yuo not of want to live in pony land? Are yuo not loyal guard?", Korea questioned.

"Well I would have loved to live in Canterlot or Hollow Shades even but Hollow Shades is a literal bucking slum and tshe only places where we can live in Canterlot is the lower city which is just a slum but extremely overpriced.", the guard answered as they walked up another staircase.

"Yuo can complain of-", Korea tried to suggest but got cut off by the guard.

"We can complain but every time somepony does try to bring it to court, they are ignored.", the guard said sadly as they reached the top of the staircase and entered the pristine hallways of the castle.

"Then why not revolution?"

"What?"

Author's Note

oh noes korea start revolution?

its 5 am. my brain is not okay lol