Germany sat on Panzer, clearly bored as they looked for where Poland was. He had explained what he had performed a short range teleport on Poland at 3:00 AM using magic and Poland should have been on the tree house's roof but it might have gone wrong due to the timing. After the explanation, the three of them had immediately started looking for him with Germany and Panzer going to look in the part of town that was closer to the town hall and KV2 going to the part of town that was closer to the forest.

So far they had only attracted the attention of the locals as they passed through the town square, asking if they saw Poland. The search would have yielded more results for the duo if the ponies were not so afraid or suspicious of them and also if they gave the ponies a description other than 'dumb red white ball creature'.

"We haf been searching for Poland since morning but haven't found any trace of him.", Panzer said as another pony they asked didn't know where Poland was.

"And?", Germany said, clearly annoyed but refusing to give up the search.

"I think zat you teleported him somewhere outside of town.", Panzer said.

"Maybe. Let's go azk KV2 if she found anything.", Germany said. Panzer didn't say anything and started moving to a field where they had agreed to meet at. Within two minutes, they were at the location thanks to some shortcut, which involved running over a shed and a few flowerbeds, but KV2 was not to be found.

Instead they found a hole which sounded a lot like KV2 calling out for help and also getting angry at some children. One second later, they realized that the hole was surrounded by three fillies and had KV2 in it.

"Get me out of here or I send yuo to gulag!", KV2 threatened unsuccessfully.

"You're such a terrible monster so why should we even take you seriously?", the orange chicken-like pegasus asked, "Like you even fell for Sweetie's trap and it was sooo obviously there.", she continued, causing the white, unicorn to become slightly angry.

"Shut!", KV2 shouted again.

"Hey! Stop bullying!", Panzer shouted at the three fillies as he started driving to them. The fillies stopped their bullying and looked at the duo.

"Stay back or we'll trap you too!", the yellow filly with red hair shouted.

"Silly pony, yuo can't trap us!", Germany shouted as Panzer got closer. They got closer as closer and were only ten meters away.

Suddenly, the ground beneath Panzer broke and both of them fell into a hole. Luckily, neither of them were not injured.

"Ha! I told you!", they heard the yellow filly shout from above them.

"How did you not see that one?", the orange filly asked as she looked at them from above.

"Let us out!", both of them shouted.

"Nuh uh. We want our cutie marks for monster hunting. Wait, did they come yet?!", the white one shouted as she looked for her cutie mark.

Germany finally lost his cool. They had been searching for Poland the entire morning and now had to deal with these imbecilic kids who think that they'll achieve something by trapping them in holes.

He had a plan.

"If you don't let us out then the witch will get you!", Germany shouted.

"What witch?", the orange one asked.

"The witch who lives in the forest in a houze made out of candy. She will lure yuo naughty dummköpfe into her house and cage you and fatten yuo up and then she will skin yuo three alive and then use the skin to make carpets and designer clothes and then she'll cook you in a pot and eat you up like tha bad children you are if you don't let us out!", Germany shouted as he made up another fairy tale just like in the good old days.

"What? That can't be true, r-right?", the white on said.

"No! It is very korrekt! The witch had caught my father and almost ate him but his sister saved him by tricking the witch!", Panzer jumped in to make it seem legitimate.

"Da! The witch house have chicken legs so that if you try to escape the house chase you and catch you!", KV2 shouted, adding more information on how the fillies would die.

"Oh Celestia, don't tell the witch about us! We'll let you go!", the white one shouted as she threw a shovel to Germany and ran away. The other two followed too.

"We did it! We can escaping now!", Panzer said happily.

"But we have to dig a path and it would take very long.", Germany said as he realized how deep the hole was.

"Stupid children."

Author's Note

Fairy tales are made up on the spot to scare kids into behaving properly.