Why does Twilight have Princess Celestia's private diary? Why did Princess Celestia attack Princess Luna in the night? Find out, in The Curious Case of Molestia v. Trolluna, or, A Burning Dawn at Midnight. Judge Discord presiding.

Warning: unreliable narrator (it is Discord, after all)

This is a comedic short story that includes lots of non-explicit sexual references and some implications of sexual activity. Rated mature, for puns and double entendre. NSFW (but you could probably get away with it because there are no naughty words).