Twilight's saddle lecture

You lie on your back, staring at the ceiling. Feeling pretty exhausted but damn content.

Twilight immediately snuggled up on your chest and her head has been resting there since your grand finale. None of you say anything during the ten minutes you spend recovering your breath. You’re just happy to cuddle.

“That was fucking fantastic!” you say while patting her with the arm you hold around her.

“Amazing!” Twilight happily responds. “Simply amazing.”

“We must start the planning right away.” she quickly says “No time to lose.” she adds as she raises her head, looking deep into your eyes.

“Plan for what?!”

Her natural enthusiasm floods back into her little body and fills up her personality.

“The trip of course. The one we talked about during... you know. We need tickets, bookings, travel arrangements and all sorts of things.”

She places her front hooves on your chest and crawls closer, locking your eyes with a huge smile on her face.

“We need to pack, prepare, and have ponies take care of our home and everything else while we’re gone. We can’t return to Ponyville between every village, it would take too much time.”

“Uh?”

You can’t believe the energy of this little pony. She was exhausted five minutes ago and now even her wings are stretching with excitement.

“SPIKE!!” she yells.

“Wait, what?” you try and interrupt her. Feeling a little panic at the thought of Spike coming in to see you like this.

“Spike can ask Rarity to make tassels for my saddle. And he can help with bookings and errands.”

Her proud Twilyface, the one she used when divulging elaborate plans, was clearly visible.

“There is a lot of organizing to be done for our tour around Equestria but don’t you worry, I’m pretty good at organizing, if I may say so myself.”

During the last bit she closes her eyes, and turns her face, trying to look modest.

Her enthusiasm gets the better of her, and she quickly looks back at you, as she rapidly continues:

“I thought about it as we snuggled and we should start with the smaller areas, so I get some practice before we tackle the bigger cities.

“And I was thinking we could include diplomatic trips to Yakistan and Griffonstone to show them a part of our culture and listen to their feedback.”

“You want their input?” you add with some irony, but any hidden meaning is completely lost to the joyful Twilight.

“While there, I could use a darker saddle, which signals a tough spanking before entry.”

“Their culture is a bit rougher than ours, and that would show them an Equestrian Princess isn’t some weak and timid little thing. No my sweet saddle professor, you and I are going to teach them that I can put my butt up, and take everything you got.”

“They don’t even have love glades in those places. Only pony culture has those.” you start to protest.

“Precisely, so we need to bring our own plinth and stock or send one ahead of us to be installed in advance. I promise to make sure everything is properly prepared, for every site we visit.”

She pushes her face real close to yours, making a happy little squeal.

“And Baltimare for example, may want to expand their glade.”

Her smile stretches so wide you wonder if she stole it from Pinkie Pie.

“The slopes surrounding the big glade can probably squeeze in a hundred ponies, but I suspect even more may want to watch. A princess wearing a saddle is quite unusual after all. Perhaps use their stadium?”

“We will have to plan things like that together with each city council during our travel. As the visits to the smaller villages gets documented and published, we will gather needed experience for the larger cities. Don’t you worry Anon.”

You can’t come up with anything smart to say, so you just nod.

“After we’ve been all over Equestria, I was thinking we should have the grand finale in Canterlot.

“Oh, and you know what we can do? I could use the blindfold there. You know? The one that signals that ponies may cover themselves in masks and cloaks to hide their identity.”

“That way nopony will know if an old friend or acquaintance is visiting me. Leaving it all to my chaperon to guess. That’s a bit kinky? Isn’t it?” she looks at you while giggling.

“Yes... yes it is...”

“You must document it all for your science report, and extend it to explain how different saddles inspire ponies and the effects on the mare.” she resumes with a more serious tone.

“Your report will surely be of huge interest to many in Equestria.” she looks at you with a proud face. As if you already had accomplished something of value.

“You know...” she says with a softer tone, “I would be honored if you let me write the foreword.” she says while fluttering her eyes seductively.

“My dear Twilight, I love you so much; I’ll let you write the entire book.”

“Oh, you’re such a tease,” she says while booping your lips with her hoof.

“SPIKE!! Where is that dragon when you need him? Unless we get started right away and keep up the pace, our tour will take a year.”

You try and relax, staring at the ceiling, wondering how many ponies would soon be staring at you.

At least you can claim you’re doing it for science. Yeah, that’s right, it’s all for science!

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