Nazi Zombie Ponies

Chapter 1

NAZI ZOMBIE PONIES!
(I'm not really that good when it comes to writing fanfics, but I do have good ideas though. Please read and review to give some helpful tips. Thanks)

Der Reise

Rictofen was working on one of the teleporters while Takeo and Nikolai were guarding for zombies.

"All I'm saying.." the drunk russian stated. "we can shoot better when we're all drunk. We need vodka!"

"Silence!" Takeo said. "Confucius say: You no drink!"

Tank Dempsey: badass american hero walked toward the Nazi doctor. "Rictofen, what are you working on?"

He looked up to see Dempsey and smiled. "You see, I may have found a way to send one to different worlds using the teleporter! Wanna try? Just step in!"

"Wait, May?" Tank asked. "As in: May not work?"

"Don't worry, American!" Rictofen said. "If it doesn't work, you'll just end up at the mainframe!"

"Hmmm... Not sure."

"I'll give you 50 bucks. AND my Ray Gun. AND my MG-42"

"Done!" Tank said as he walked into the teleporter. "Fire the old gal up!"

Rictofen smiled and pressed the Button. Within a second, a flash of light covered the room and then Tank Dempsey was gone.

"So where did you send him?" Nikolai asked.

Rictofen looked at him. "How should I know?" he then laughed like the maniac he was.

Some place near Fluttershy's house.

Fluttershy was flying around making sure that all her animal friends were all right.

"Come on out, Angel Bunny" She said as she poked her head into his little house-thing. "It's time to wake up."

Angel Bunny just stood still. As if something was wrong.

"what's wrong?" Fluttershy asked. "Did I scare you?"

Angel Bunny didn't say a word. But he did finally step outside his house-thing.

"Did something happen?" Fluttershy asked.

Then behind Fluttershy, A flash of light then came from nowhere. At first, she was scared to turn around until she heard a voice.

"What the fuck? A Pegasus?"

Fluttershy shrieked then fleed behind angel bunny's house-thing and peeked to see who said that.

She saw a Unicorn with a Green coat, a Blonde mane and beard, and a star with a skull in it for a cutie mark.

"H-Hello?" Fluttershy said softly.

"Holy shit, you can talk?" the unicorn said.

"Um, why wouldn't I?" she asked.

"Well, your a horse." He said.

"But so are you." Fluttershy replied.

"What? No I'm not. I'm-" the unicorn took a moment of silence and ran to the river to see his reflection. In the water, he saw he was a unicorn. "Fuck, Fuck, FUCK! GODDAMN YOU, RICTOFEN! WHEN I GET BACK, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!" he yelled.

Fluttershy and Angel Bunny then walked toward him.

"Excuse me?" Fluttershy asked. "But who are you?"

The unicorn smiled and stood up proudly. "I'm Tank Dempsey. US Marine. I fought everything from Japs to Zombies."

"Well, nice to meet you, Mr. Dempsey." Fluttershy said. "But what's a "Marine"?"

"A Marine is one of the toughest, baddest mother fuckers you don't wanna mess with." Tanks said. "But don't worry, you don't look like a threat. I won't hurt ya."

Fluttershy looked down to Angel Bunny and. "Is this what you were afraid of?"

Angel nodded for "No" and pointed behind Tank. Tank looked to see what he was pointing at.

"OH SHIT!"

"what?" Fluttershy asked in fear.

"A zombie! They found some way here!" Tank replied. "Let's see what this horn can do!" He charged down the hill to the zombie and jumped on it then stabbed it in the head with his horn. "Take that, ZOMBITCH!"

"Thank you so much." Fluttershy told Tank. "Who knows what he could have done to my animal friends if you didnt do anything."

"No problem." Tank said. "but if theres one, theres probulaly a whole lot more. is there a town around here?"

"Ponyville is just down the street, we can go there." Fluttershy said. "And we can go ask Twilight sparkle about where you came from and what those "Zombies" are."

"Ok then." Tank said. "Lead the way."

Tank then followed fluttershy down to twilight's library. There they meet Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash.

"Hi. Fluttershy." Twilight said. She then noticed Dempsey. "Who's your friend?"

Pinkie pie gasped. "Ohmaigosh! A new friend!" pinkie pie then went to rapidly shake hands with tank. "Hi! I'm Pinky Pie! Who are you? Were going to be the best of friends!"

Tank Dempsey was in a Japanese POW camp and fought zombies. But for the first time, he wanted to put a bullet through his brain.

Rainbow Dash then pushed Pinkie outta the way. "Sorry about that. Shes kinda crazy. So who are you? I'm Rainbow Dash."

"I'm Tank Dempsey, US marine!" Tank said.

"What?" twilight asked.

"Well after one of Rictofen's fucked up experiments, I ended up here. Near her house." Tank pointed at Fluttershy with his horn. "Then we were attack by a zombie. I did kill it, but there's probably a lot more."

"Then we decided to come here." Fluttershy stated.

"Ok.." Twilight said. "But what's a Marin-"

She was then interrupted by screaming they heard from outside.

"What was that?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Tank looked out of a window. "The Devils Dogs. No match for the US Marines!"

(Expect ALOT of Dempsey quotes. Even some Grayson Hunt quotes because A. They have the same voice actor. And B. They are both equally badass