Nazi Zombie Ponies

Chapter 2

NAZI ZOMBIE PONIES Ch. 2
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Tank Dempsey Jumped on a Hellhound and stabbed it with his horn. He then turned to Twilight "Where do you keep your guns?"

"What are guns?" Twilight asked in confusion.

"GODDAMMIT" Tank said. "So what are we suppose to kill these zombies with? Horns and Kicks?"

"Well, you are a Unicorn." Twilight stated. "How about you try using magic?"

"What?"

"Well, Duh." Twilight demonstrated her magic by lifting a cart and throwing it at a zombie.

"Hmmm." Tank looked amused. He then turned to a zombie ten yards away and concentrated. And out of nowhere, a red laser fired out of his horn and went through the zombie, killing it. He then smiled. "Oh hell yeah! This is gonna turn them into red mist! BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKERS!"

Tank then used his horn and fired a shotgun-like burst at a group of zombies that were in front of him. He then ran to rainbow dash. "Hey, how much can you carry?"

"I dunno" Dash said. "Why?"

Dempsey smiled. "I got an idea..."

Twilight was trying to horde off the zombies by throwing them or throwing something at them. It didn't work. She was completely surrounded. But then several red lasers came from the sky and killed them.

"WHOOHOO!" Tank Dempsey yelled while riding on rainbow dash.

"This is 20% cooler than flying!" Rainbow dash yelled in excitement.

Tank then jumped off Rainbow Dash and on to a zombie. He stabbed it with his horn. "Ok. That's all of them."

"Wait..." Twilight said. "What if there are infected ponies? Like a Pegasus?"

"I dunno." Tank said. "Why?"

"LOOK!" Twilight pointed up and there were three zombie pegasi!

"SHIT!" Tank Dempsey went for cover to do what he does best: KICK MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE ASS! "COME GET SOME!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. His laser took down two of the flying undead, but one attacked him and was trying to bite him. But the the zombie got pelted with a Bunch of apples.

"Twilight!" A southern voice said from behind. It was everyone's favorite Hick: APPLEJACK! "What in tarnation is going on? I came to town to sell my apples then these things come and attack me! What are they? Where did they come from?"

"They're zombies." Tank said. "as to where the fuck they're from, I don't got a clue."

MEANWHILE ON EARTH...

ASCENSION

Rictofen, Nikolai, Takeo, and for comic effect: Chuck Norris were running from zombies while trying to free Gersh.

Rictofen turned to everyone. "COVER ME! I VILL GO FOR THA MYSTERY BOX TO GET GERSH DEVICE!"

Nikolai turned to Chuck "You need gun, Bearded one?"

Chuck then stared at Nikolai. "Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun." Chuck then Round-House kicked an entire wave of zombies.

"I got it!" Rictofen yelled holding the Gersh Device over head. "Let's go!"

A zombie tried to bite Takeo, but Chuck then took the Zombie and bit it. The Zombie then turned back into a human, only to die from a Round-House kick to the face.

"It's amazing!" Rictofen said while observing Chuck. "His kicks are more powerful than Element 115 itself! If only I could harness his powers!"

"Forget it!" Chuck said. "No mortal can harness my power! And you don't need the Gersh Device!"

Chuck then Round-House kicked the Kassimir Mechanism and now Gersh was able to escape.

"Thank you so much!" Gersh said through the Intercom. Everyone then got Death Machines. Chuck Norris wasn't satisfied with the minigun. He then flew up and destroyed Gersh's Rocket ship with him in it.

"Oh well." Rictofen said looking up. "Guess we won't see Chuck anymore..."

Then a giant mass of zombies came from behind. But Rictofen took out his Gersh device and it sucked the zombies into a Black Hole...

"So..." Nikolai asked. "Where does Gersh Device send zombies?"

"I dunno.." Rictofen said. "Perhaps same place Dempsey is?" He then laughed at his joke.