Nazi Zombie Ponies

Chapter 4

Nazi Zombie Ponies CH. 4 FINALE

(At first, I decided to postpone this story so I could work on Recon. But due to an overload of people who reviewed, followed, and favorited, I'm gonna finish it. Enjoy.)

"Mr. Dempsey," Rarity said as she began the final touches on Tanks' suit for Tonight's special event in Canterlot dedicated to the zombie killing Marine.

"Thanks." Tank said.

Twilight then walked into the room. "The Chariots here." she said. "Are you ready, Tank?"

"Oh just a second, darling!" Rarity told twilight. "I'm just putting on the finishing touches." Rarity then stitched in a few things and other fashionista stuff and BAM! She was done. She then used her magic to float the suit to Dempsey and used her hoof to point to a room. "Here you go Mr. Dempsey. You can dress into it in there."

"Thanks." Dempsey said as he trotted into the room. Ten minutes later, he came out wearing a fancy tuxedo.

"Oh wow." Twilight said. "You look amazing."

"Don't try anything." Tank said. "I may be into chicks, but I'm into human chicks."

"Ok..." Twilight said confused. "Well, lets get to the chariot. Those pegasi won't wait long."

"They'll wait for as long as I fucking want them too." Dempsey said as he trotted out the door.

"oh boy.." Twilight said.

"What's wrong?" Rarity asked.

"I'm worried about tonight." Twilight said. "I'm worried that Dempsey will end up displease Princess Celestia. And me might cause something like a cross species incident."

"Twilight, I'm know Mr. Dempsey can be rude," Rarity said. "But I'm positive that even he can be polite when in the presence of somepony like the princess."

LATER...

At the party in Canterlot...

"So Mr. Dempsey," Princess Celestia asked. "You say you weren't originally a pony... What were you?"

Tank looked up at Celestia. "I was a human. From planet Earth."

Celestia looked at Dempsey. "Human you say?"

"Holy fuck. You know what a human is?" Tank asked surprised.

Everypony stopped what they were doing. Twilights jaw was LITERALLY on the floor.

"Oh no..." Twilight thought. "ohnoohnoohnoohnoohno."

"Well," Princess Celestia started.

Twilight was relieved that the Princess didn't do anything to Tank.

"Well what?" Tank demanded.

"thousands of years ago, when Equestria was discovered. The ponies who discovered it also discovered that they weren't the only species there. There were three other species: Sangheli, Orc, and Humans. They were all violent and always in war." Celestia started. "My mother negotiated with the leaders of the three, asking them to leave Equestria. Seeing the power she had, the Orcs and Sangheli left equestria and are now in neighboring nations..."

"And what about the humans?" Tank asked

"The humans... Weren't as peaceful. They declared war on us. They burnt down our towns. Slaughtered the innocent. My mother did the only thing she could do: send them to another world. Far away from here."

"That." Tank said. "Is horse shit."

"excuse me?" Celestia asked.

"Your telling me that you sent an entire species to a planet and that is what started humanity. That's stupid as hell." Tank said.

"That's how it happened. In fact, they weren't the only ones. Some of the Sangheli wouldn't leave. But my mother wasn't around so I had to send them to another planet." Celestia bit her lower lip. "that spell takes too much magic, so now... Any sangheli I find.. Usually is put to death."

"Oh wow..." Tank said. "You homicidal bitch."

Celestia looked insulted. "Excuse me?"

"Just because people wouldn't leave their homes, you either exile or kill them?" Tank asked: "From what I've heard, your suppose to be an all loving all caring ruler. But what i see is a ruthless dictator."

"That's it." Celestia said. Her horn started to glow pink and she was pointing it at Dempsey.

Dempsey was going to douge the spell celestia was about to cast on him, but two large royal guard held him where he was.

Celestia smiled. "Lets see how you like it, on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

A portal to the moon then opened. But instead of pulling Dempsey in, two other ponies fell through it. One was a red earth pony with a bandana wrapped around his head and a bottle of vodka for a cutie mark. The other was a white Pegasus with a black mustashe and mane with a kantana for a cutie mark. He also had a hat of an Japanese imperial officer.

Dempsey looked at the two ponies. "Nikolai? Takeo?"

The ponies looked at Dempsey. "Dempsey?" they both asked.

"What's going on?" Dempsey asked.

"I don't know." Takeo said. "We were at the moon, then Richtofen did something and-"

"Hold on." Celestia said. "You say you were at the moon?"

"Yes."

"Oh no.."

The portal opened up again. But this time, an alicorn, like Celestia, trotted out of it. Its coat was black, it had snake eyes, a cloud mane, and strange armor. And riding her on her back was..

"...Richtofen." Tank said.

Hey! I'm the narrator. So shut up, Dempsey!

Anyways, so yeah. Richtofen and Nightmare moon working together.

"Oh Dempsey!" Richtofen joked. "Is that you? Your so cute as a pony!"

"You bastard!" Tank said. "You sent me here!"

"That was I intentional!" The German swore. "I'm actually very surprised that your alive! Let alone here! But enough chat!"

"We have places to conquer!" Nightmare moon said.

"Not if we have anything to say about it!" Tank said with Nikolai and Takeo behind him.

"As long as I'll have vodka, I'm in!" Nikolai said.

"My ancestors will guide me to victory!" Takeo exclaimed with pride.

The three ponies charged for Nightmare Moon. She then used her magic to hold the three down to the wall as she readied a spell that would surely kill them... Or worst.

"well guys, you two were the only ones I tolerated." Tank began. "I hated richtofen."

"No vodka..." Nikolai looked like he was going to cry.

"Wait..." Takeo looked around. "Where is..."

He was interrupted by Nightmare Moons shrieks when she was tackled buy a man with a very well-built body. He had on sunglasses and a slim Jim in his hand.

"OH YEAH!" the man said.

Yes. It was the one. The only. MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!

Macho Man then elbow dropped Nightmare Moon, on behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation.

Richtofen then began to run, but he was soon cut off by three very angry ponies.

"Richtofen..." Dempsey smiled. "you and I have unfinished business." he then dashed toward Richtofen, jumped, and stabbed that Nazi with his unicorn horn.

Princess Celestia then approached the ponies. "Thank you... But this doesn't change anything Dempsey." her horn began to glow.

"What the fuck?" Dempsey asked. "We saved everybody!"

"I'm sorry.." Celestia said.

"You ain't doin anything!" Macho Man said as he punched Celestia so hard, she actually disappeared into a portal.

"OH YEAH!" Macho Man said.

"Thanks man!" Dempsey said.

"everyone!" Macho Man announced to all the nearby ponies. "Macho Man is in charge now! lets all snap into a slim Jim!"

"And Vodka?" Nikolai asked.

"Oh yeah!"

So everypony snapped into a slim Jim and lived happily ever after.

THE END

(Well, that was fun to write. Thanks to everyone of my fans for supporting this. Now, if you want to see more of my work revolving around the Nazi Zombie universe, check out my fanfiction series, Recon. And soon, I'll be writing a recon story based in the My Little Pony universe. And yes, it will involve Celestias story about the humans, sangheli, and orcs.)