Nazi Zombie Ponies

Chapter 3

Nazi Zombie Ponies Ch. 3

After Tank killed a few hundred zombies with his epicness, he decided that his work was done. He then turned to Twilight. "So what now?"

"Let's head back to my library." Twilight said.

As they walked to the Library, they noticed a Wagon stage, with someone claiming she was "Great And Powerful."

"What the fuck is this?" Tank said.

Twilight sighed. "That's Trixie. She thinks she is so powerful."

Tank smiled. "Hold on a sec." He then walked toward the Unicorn, pushing several out of the way.

Trixie noticed him. "Why hello sir. Have you just joined? I was just telling how I, the Great and Powerful TRIXIE, saved Ponyville from the zombies."

"BULLSHIT" Tank yelled. "You didn't do shit. I was the one who killed them with lasers from my horn!"

Everyone then crowded around Dempsey asking him to tell them about it.

"Oh yeah?" Trixie asked not amused. "What can you do that I can't?"

Dempsey smiled."Your suppose to be good at magic. Make me disappear."

"Very well." As Trixie concentrated on Making Dempsey disappear, He shot her with a laser from his horn. Right in the head.

"HEADSHOT!" Dempsey said. He then turned to the crowd. "Nothing to see here. Get lost."

The crowd then decided to run in fear from Tanks awesomeness.

A purple baby dragon then walked up to him.

"Excuse me, Mr. Dempsey?" he said.

"The fuck do you want?" Tank said.

"I'm spike." He said as he handed him a letter. "This is for you from the Princess."

"Thanks." Tank then used his horn to read the letter.

"Your welcome..." Spike then walked away looking nervous.

"Why did you do that?" Twilight asked not amused.

"What?" Tank asked.

"You just cussed out spike for no reason! That's what!" She yelled.

"I was just a little pissed off at the Dumb and Annoying Bitchy" Tank said referring to Trixie.

"Will you don't need to worry about her now." Twilight said. "You killed her..." She Scold.

"Oh well." Tank smiled and looked at the paper.

Dearest Tank Dempsey,

My Favorite Pupil, Twilight Sparkle, Has informed me that you, and you alone saved Ponyville from the Undead.

I, Princess Celestria would like to personally thank you for defending the town by holding a parade, a feast, and a firework show in your honor.

-Princess Celestria

Ps: Twilight also told me about your language. Your gonna have to stop it or I'll banish you to the Moon.

"WHAT?" Tanks said.

"Well.." Twilight said. "You do have a bad habit of swearing..."

"FUCK THAT!" Tank yelled. "I'm from USA! Home of FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I'll say whatever the fuck I want to your "Princess Celestria"!"

To be continued...

(You can bet what will happen next.)