Chapters Royally Screwed 2: Double Trouble
Cadance moaned wildly with stars in her eyes, she was dizzy, covered in sweat and was so hot she felt like her skin was on fire. Her tongue hung out of her mouth as she allowed drool to drop onto her big bouncing breasts, her mane frazzled and messy as it clung to her skin, her body ached and she could barely comprehend her surroundings. Luna was in much the same state as Cadance, though her moans of ecstasy were somewhat muffled by the presence of a big white cock in her mouth that her sister, Celestia, had decided to don since her pussy had been left out of the current sex session. Spike, of course, was the cause of both Luna and Cadance going from regal and proper princesses to incoherent babbling sluts as each of them rammed themselves down on each of his dicks, their pussies being stretched wide as they worked to envelope every inch of his large reptilian cocks.
Ever since Torch had demanded that the princesses provide Spike with multiple sexual partners that were preferably virgins of royal blood, the three of them had been having regular meetings with Spike so that he could satiate his sexual cravings, the meetings were embarrassingly frequent due to how often Spike got horny but also due to three of them actually wanting to engage in some kinky fuckery rather than go back to their royal duties. Cadance had managed to satisfy her boyfriend, Shining Armor, by addressing his concerns about the whole situation and insisting that the sex she had with Spike was purely business and not pleasure, though that wasn't to say that she didn't enjoy being repeatedly railed by a hormonal teenage dragon who always went beast mode the second he got his erections inside a wet fuck hole. Spike always felt bad that due to having two penises there was always at least one princess who couldn't have what the other two were getting, he had offered to please them with his mouth but, in an odd turn of events, it seemed whichever princess wasn't riding him actually preferred to make do with a temporary cock before he claimed them.
Spike roared with smoke and fire billowing from his mouth and nostrils as he fired off two scolding hot loads, one into Cadance and the other into Luna, Cadance went to scream as she orgasmed but the sound died in her throat as she promptly fainted from exhaustion and fell to the floor, Spike's cock slipping unceremoniously out of her pounded pussy. Luna had managed to stay just about conscious as she too soaked Spike's second cock in her feminine fuck fluids, her moans somewhat muffled by the necessity to swallow the spunk Celestia had began to pump into her sister's throat as she grunted above her. Luna groaned as her sister's cock simply evaporated into thin air upon having delivered its payload and removed herself from Spike's cock and allowed herself to fall by his side and into a deep sleep. Celestia immediately got herself into position in front of Spike, facing away from him as she reached back and spread open her puffy and swollen pussy lips, her folds moist and begging to be penetrated.
Spike growled as he squeezed both of his cocks inside her, Celestia bit her lip in an effort to silence herself as she was stretched painfully wide, a few thrusts later and her pussy received a comparatively small load despite both dicks being inside her. She hummed in contentment and, like her sister, got herself off of Spike's mammoth members and relaxed next to him, falling into a deep sleep.
Royally Screwed 2: Double Trouble
meanwhile in Luna's womb -
Thousands upon thousands of sperm had made it into the uterus, the race was on. On their journey only a few hundred made it past the halfway point and by the time they reached the egg, there were only fifty left, luckily all it took was one to make it all the way and fertilize it.
meanwhile meanwhile in Cadance's womb -
Thousands upon thousands of sperm had made it into the uterus, the race was on. On their journey only sixty made it past the halfway point and by the time they reached the egg, there were only ten left, luckily all it took was one to make it all the way and fertilize it.
meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile in Celestia's womb -
Thousands upon thousands of sperm had made it into the uterus, the race was on. On their journey only twenty made it past the halfway point and by the time they reached the egg, there were only two left, unfortunately, both of them failed to make it all the way or fertilize it.
One month after her most recent "fucked until I fainted" incident with Spike, Cadance was out having lunch with Shining Armor, they were having the typical conversations about work, family life, the usual topics. Things only got strange when they decided to actually get some food, the waiter came over and said "Good afternoon sir and also to you your highness, what may I bring to your table today?"
Shining Armor said "I think I'll go with my usual option, soup of the day with some buttered bread, how about you honey?"
Cadance smacked her lips and rolled her tongue around her mouth, she felt an odd sensation, a sort of want for a particular taste, she surprised both Shining and the waiter when she said "Could I just have some pickled onions on their own?"
The waiter went "Um... are you quite sure that's what you want your highness?"
Cadance nodded with a smile and said "Yep! Pickled onions would really hit the spot right now"
The waiter went "Of course, I'll be back in a few moments"
As the waiter walked away Shining Armor looked at Cadance, utterly confused, before saying "Since when did you like pickled onions?"
Cadance went "Well... I don't know really, I've just got a sudden craving for them". When the food arrived Cadance didn't hesitate to hungrily scarf down the pickled onions she had ordered, while Shining ate his soup and wondered what was going on.
Celestia had also experienced a similarly odd encounter when having breakfast with her sister that morning, she was going about her usual routine and said "What would you like for breakfast Luna? Same as always, pancakes with blueberries?"
Luna smacked her lips and rolled her tongue around her mouth and went "Actually... can I have a slice of that lemon meringue pie? Preferably with some whipped cream?"
Celestia looked at her with an eyebrow raised and went "You want the rest of yesterday's dessert that you didn't like... for breakfast?"
Luna went "Yeah, I don't know why but I'm just really craving some of it right now, so can I?"
Celestia shrugged and went "It's your breakfast". Luna, almost eagerly, retrieved the pie and began to practically shovel it into her mouth like she couldn't get enough of it.
Spike was at home enjoying a relaxing bath, what with him always constantly having to pleasure the princesses for the sake of maintaining a good relationship with the dragons, he never got a lot of chances to just unwind. It was as he was getting out of the bath and drying himself that he began thinking more about the princesses and smirking to himself as he figured now was as good a time as any to pay them a visit for one of their regular "meetings", that was until he experienced the involuntarily breathing of fire that came whenever he received a letter as a scroll appeared and fell to the floor, seems like the princesses had the same idea, or so he thought. Spike picked up the scroll and as he read it, he found that the message took on a more serious tone than usual.
"Dear Spike,
You are requested and obligated to make your way to the Crystal Empire at your earliest convenience, all three princesses will be present as they have an extremely important matter to discuss with you regarding recent developments that may or may not have further implications in relation to the maintained peace between the ponies of Equestria and the dragons of the dragon lands. In light of the situation, an ambassador has been selected to travel to the dragon lands to discuss the matter with Dragon Lord Torch, who will most likely wish to visit the Crystal Empire in order to have further discussion on the matter with both the princesses and, more specifically, you. We await your arrival in the Crystal Empire.
Regards,
Captain of the Crystal Guard"
Yeah, that certainly didn't sound like a personal request from the princesses asking for more sex. As Spike left the bathroom Twilight was there and she said "Finally! Spike I need your help with a check list, dry yourself off quickly so we can get to work".
Spike said "Sorry Twilight, I need to go the Crystal Empire, duty calls"
Twilight raised an eyebrow and said "Oh really? Last time you said that you came back in the middle of a sleepover after having had sex with the princesses and when I asked what you did in the Crystal Empire you responded by fucking me and all of our friends, is this another one of those times? Like I said if you really need to have sex with the princesses so frequently then I can't exactly stop you but don't expect me and my friends to become part of some weird harem, we all enjoyed the sex during the sleepover but we all agreed that once was enough."
Spike rolled his eyes and said "Twilight, chill. Trust me, I'm not gonna touch you or our friends again, besides this time it sounds a little more urgent and important, I don't think it's a sex visit"
Twilight sighed and said "Very well, I guess this is another check list I'll have to do without my number one assistant, have fun in the Crystal Empire". Spike felt bad that he was just leaving Twilight to do everything herself but if the princesses wanted a "discussion" rather than the usual fuck sessions they had, he had to leave. Again as he got off the train at the Crystal Empire, crystal ponies practically worshiped the ground he walked on and pleaded with him to regail them with tales of his heroism, not to mention all the mares who were still desperately begging him to rail them. Spike fought his way through the crowd and made it to the castle, finally heading towards the bedroom where he usually met up with the princesses, he walked in and just as he expected the princesses were all there sat on the bed completely naked, though it baffled him as to why they were naked considering that they weren't exactly planning to have sex... were they?
Luna was sat there looking somewhat embarrassed and shy with a big blush on her cheeks while struggling to make eye contact with Spike, Cadance was able to look directly at Spike but appeared to be feeling very awkward while doing so and Celestia was very obviously intentionally not paying attention to him as if she were annoyed in some way. Spike stood there, blood already being pumped to his groin as he said "So... your majesties, what seems to be the problem? Has there been some kind of misunderstanding about the conditions on the maintained peace between ponies and dragons?"
Luna, still not comfortable enough to actually glance in Spike's direction, said "Well... actually, d-depending on what Dragon Lord Torch s-says, it's either v-very good or very b-bad what has happened... it could really g-go either way I guess...", well that was cryptic, Spike looked to Cadance, silently asking for a more in-depth explanation of just what exactly was going on.
Cadance took in a deep breath and then let it out before saying "Spike, the fact of the matter is that we... we are... p-pregnant", Spike froze, he tried to convince himself momentarily that he had heard that wrong or that this was some kind of prank but no, he knew what she had said and that she was deadly serious.
Spike, not really knowing what else to say just went "Oh... er.. um all... all three of you?"
That's when Celestia finally joined the conversation, arms crossed with pouting lips as she went "Hmph... no! Seems you've only managed to impregnate Cadance and Luna... apparently no matter how much spunk you blast into my baby chamber my uterus kills off all the sperm before it can get to my egg, my womb isn't hospitable, so no baby for me!"
Luna chuckled and went "You'll have to forgive Celestia Spike, she is rather jealous of myself and Cadance, not to mention frustrated that you could fuck her as much as possible and her egg would still remain unfertilized, but I digress. It is true Spike, Cadance and I are pregnant with your children."
Spike was reeling from this information, he was happy, confused, frightened, yet his reaction was not quite what the princesses were expecting as he smirked and said "So... instead of three princesses I now have one princess and two MILF princesses?"
Celestia said "Well... yes that is one way of looking at it, though depending on how Dragon Lord Torch feels about all this, that's either a good thing or a bad thing. Do you have any idea how he'll feel about it?"
That's when the doors burst open and a familiar gravelly voice echoed throughout the room "I'll tell you how I feel about it..." , all of them turned to see none other than Dragon Lord Torch and his two concubines standing in the doorway as he said "I think it's fantastic!"
Royally Screwed 2: Double Trouble
The Torch Truth and The Cadance Confession
Well, at least Dragon Lord Torch was happy, as he walked in he went "Spike, your incredible feat of managing to impregnate not one but two of your sexual partners is excellent! That's why I came here so that I could congratulate you face to face, I'd say that if anything, this set of circumstances solidifies the peace between dragons and ponies and, if the princesses allow it, I may even consider a permanent alliance".
Spike was flabbergasted, had he managed to establish an ongoing friendship between Equestria and the dragon lands simply by getting two of his sexual partners pregnant?! The princesses were all ecstatic, though Celestia remained the professional one and said "Well, if that truly is something you wish to consider Dragon Lord Torch, then perhaps we should have a proper discussion in the main hall?"
Dragon Lord Torch and said "Agreed, though before I attend, may I speak to Spike alone for a moment?" The princesses complied as they got dressed and left the room, allowing Torch to have whatever conversation he needed to have with Spike. Torch sat down on the bed and signaled to his concubines to keep themselves busy while he had a chat with Spike, which led them to the decision of simply kissing each other in the corner as Spike sat down next to Torch. Torch went "Spike... did you ever question why it is that I requested the princesses to provide you with the best sexual partners Equestria had to offer?"
Spike raised an eyebrow and went "Um... no, not really, I assumed that you wanted to make sure that I was being treated fairly in pony society, right?"
Torch went "Well... that was only half of the reason, now Spike, everything I'm about to tell you is going to be quite a shock and I'm sure you'll have a thousand questions racing through your mind as I say it but I'm gonna need to ask you to just sit and listen for now otherwise I'll never get through what I need to say, afterwards you can ask whatever you like, understood?" Spike simply nodded and allowed Torch to talk. "Spike, the truth is I feel somewhat of a close connection to you because, although typically dragons don't really do the whole "friendship" thing, I was actually very good friends with two dragons in particular, your parents. Your parents were unconventional in that, unlike most other dragons, they didn't see the need for multiple sexual partners when they had each other. Your father, a young dragon by the name of Skysoar, claimed that your mother, a beautiful dragon by the name of Spinetail, was all he ever needed and she felt much the same. However, this caused quite a lot of trouble for the pair and one day a despicable dragon called Thunderwing challenged your father to a fight, winner gets to claim Spinetail as a sexual partner. Both your mother and I urged him not to go through with it, but he felt that if he didn't, he'd just end up fighting all the dragons to keep your mother to himself. The day came and though your father fought well, Thunderwing ultimately triumphed and...... your father died. After the news had spread throughout the dragon lands, your mother revealed to me that part of the reason she hadn't wanted your father to fight was that she had just laid an egg, she begged me to hide the egg somewhere safe, away from the dragon lands..... that egg was you. I hid you on a high mountain in Equestria where nobody could find you... that is until pony royalty decided to make the decision to have their royal city built into the side of that mountain. After that, I assumed you were taken in by pony society while your mother, unfortunately, had to accept being one of Thunderwing's sexual partners, though refused to have children with him. I'm afraid that your mother died only a few months after I had hidden you away, the grief she felt quite literally broke her heart and she passed away...... I'm sorry. On that day I vowed that one day I would find you, make sure you were safe, happy and that when the time was right, I'd tell you this story. That's everything."
Spike was in shock, that was a great amount of harrowing information to absorb all in one go. Torch saw the look on his face and said "I understand that the truth behind my protecting you and ensuring your safety is a lot to take in, I'll allow you to digest the information on your own for a while as I go and talk to the princesses about the political side of your successful breeding of them... feel free to use my concubines if you so wish". Torch left the room to go and talk to the princesses while Spike was left alone with the two concubines who simply stood there, waiting to see if Spike wanted anything from them.
Torch was once again sat at the table with the three princesses, Celestia, wanting to get straight to the point so she could work on getting over her jealousy and frustration said "So, Dragon Lord Torch, you are aware that Cadance and Luna are pregnant... though not me of course, which is really really fucking unfair... oh-er, sorry. Anyway, I'm glad that you think this will lead to an alliance, are there any demands you wish to make? Considering that an alliance would be quite a big step forward, we are more than willing to fulfill any and all of your requests to the best of our ability"
Torch nodded and said "Excellent, you will be pleased to hear that my demands are fairly simple, first of all I wish for Cadance and Luna to carry these children to term. Should one or both of the children born be male, I would like them to remain in Equestria, it has become clear to me that Spike has reaped many benefits from being raised in pony society and it has not made him any less of a dragon. However, if one or both of the children should be female, then I would like them to be raised predominantly in the dragon lands so that they can learn our customs and take their place... I understand that the way we treat our females is a concept you ponies may consider "sexist" but I'm afraid that is just how our culture works and I would appreciate it tremendously if you could accept that, even lesbians like my daughter have multiple sexual partners. Obviously, I've no wish to deprive the children of their parents, so frequent visits to Equestria for the daughter or daughters to spend time with both Spike and their respective mother is something I am more than willing to negotiate"
Cadance and Luna were almost immediately on board with Torch and his proposal, despite the situation regarding if they gave birth to a girl, they thought he was being decently fair about the whole ordeal. Celestia could sense there were no arguments to be made and with a nod simply said "Very well Dragon Lord Torch, we accept the terms and conditions regarding these children and the alliance between our nations"
Torch grinned and said "I'm glad you agree! As for the visits in terms of one or both of the children being girls... would once a week suffice?"
Again, Luna and Cadance were in agreement with Torch and Celestia verbally confirmed the decision with a simple "That would be perfect". Just like that, Equestria had formed an alliance with the dragon lands. Torch began to make his way back to Spike to explain the deal he had just struck with the princesses, he wished Spike could have had some kind of more active involvement in the conversation but he wasn't a leader, nor was he in any real position of authority, so Torch had to essentially just hope that Spike was OK with the results. As Torch approached the door to the room, he heard a distinct yet familiar sound and he smiled as he peeked through the keyhole to see both of his concubines moaning while they bounced their big scaly butts up and down on Spike's cocks. Torch felt pride rising in his chest, he knew that they were concubines and had to do as they were told, but most dragon girls weren't so willing to take it up the ass. Torch decided to wait outside and let Spike finish enjoying the two fine pieces of reptilian rear.
As this was going on, the princesses were engaging in some idle chit-chat, with most of it being Luna and Cadance helping Celestia overcome her annoyance at her own body preventing Spike from impregnating her, as well as some predictions about what their offspring would look like. Luna chuckled as she said "Who would have thought politics would be this thrilling? Regular sex and now a baby? Certainly not what I was expecting as a monarch!"
Celestia smirked as she said "Well, the good thing about not being pregnant is that while you two will have to lay back and take it easy, it will be my duty and my duty alone to continually and thoroughly drain Spike's nuts with every available and fuckable hole on my body!"
They all shared a giggle before Cadance let out a gasp, her eyes wide and her skin pale, the question of what she was so shocked about was answered when she suddenly screamed "Shit! What the fuck am I going to do?! How am I going to explain this to Shining Armor?!?!" Later that day, Cadance set aside some time where she could talk to Shining Armor about the matter and, hopefully, get him to remain calm about it, be rational, immediately see things from her point of view and be really understanding about it due to his confidence in their loving relationship.
"WHAT?!?!" Shining Armor was usually not an ill-tempered person, though the news that his girlfriend had somewhat allowed herself to become pregnant and had to keep the baby for the sake of politics, did slightly irritate him.
Cadance crossed her arms and said "Look Shining, I didn't exactly know that dragons and ponies were compatible OK? Besides, I've told you time and time again, this isn't a love thing, this is about uniting two nations and nothing more!"
Shining Armor grimaced and said "Well...yeah, but can you see why I might feel slightly betrayed? Not only do you end up fucking a dragon before we've even seen each other naked but then you get yourself pregnant? Why weren't either of you using protection?!"
Cadance went to answer that, only to bite her lip in embarrassment when she realized that she didn't actually have an answer, why hadn't they used protection? Shining Armor said "Nothing to say on that huh? Did you do this on purpose?"
Cadance was the angry one now and gave Shining Armor a swift slap in the face "How fucking dare you! I admit that in your eyes I've done a majorly massive fuck-up from a relationship standpoint, but what has happened has happened! Now I'm willing to admit that this is my fault and that I also agreed to keep and deliver the baby for the sake of forming an alliance with the dragon lands but don't you ever fucking bring the integrity of my love towards you into question!"
Shining sighed as he rubbed the area where Cadance had slapped him, after a moment he went "OK look...obviously we are both feeling emotional in different ways about this... the fact of the matter is that the whole sex and babies thing with Spike has been an effort towards improving relations with the dragons and you're a slight victim of circumstance, now it's difficult for me to see it that way considering I'm in love with you but I'm willing to try and approach the issue from a different angle. I don't want our relationship to end but I think we should just take a break for a while to cool down and really work through this in our heads... does that sound OK to you?"
Cadance mulled over what Shining Armor was suggesting, this was a big thing that had happened, so giving each other some space to get through it before coming back together and continuing their relationship wasn't a bad idea, Cadance accepted and they both parted ways temporarily. After Spike had emptied his balls into the butts of two lovely concubines and had the situation explained to him by Torch, he was immeasurably more level-headed about it and was just as happy with the situation as the princesses were, he only wondered what the future held from now on.
Royally Screwed 2: Double Trouble
Months passed before the babies were eventually born, Cadance gave birth to a light purple female dragon with pink eyes and cream colored spines that she named Cream, though her pony heritage was shown clearly by the fact that she possessed feathered wings rather than scaly ones. The unfortunate thing was that, as per the agreement, she had to be handed over to Torch who would raise her in the dragon lands, yet allow visits once per week. Luna had given birth to a dark purple male dragon with green eyes and light blue spines, again the pony heritage showed through his feathered wings, Luna named the child Sky and, as the agreement stated, this baby would stay in Equestria.
It took some years but Cadance and Shining Armor eventually reconciled and continued their relationship. Sky had been taught by his father, Spike, everything he knew about pony and dragon customs so that he would feel comfortable exploring both facets of his heritage, though Sky took a particular liking to the "multiple sexual partners" branch of dragon life, especially after deciding that his sexual partners would be Cadance, his aunt Celestia and the newest princess in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle. Cream was similarly raised with a basic knowledge of pony customs, although dragon culture was her true calling, after Torch had retired and Ember became the new dragon lord she had actually earned the honor of being one of Ember's concubines, a role she took to quite nicely.
Spike, of course, continued his sexual relationship with the three princesses, which often led to some interesting threesomes if it so happened that both he and his son, Sky, were both in the mood for some fun with Celestia or Cadance at the same time. Although plenty of sex was still happening, the idea of protection was suggested by Cadance to avoid another baby situation, which they all agreed was probably the best thing to do, the last thing they needed was more political debate regarding even more dragon babies. Sky and Cream, being hybrids, were unfortunately unable to procreate no matter if it was a pony or a dragon they had sex with, the two of them had suggested to their parents that they have sex with their half-sibling to see if that yielded any results, however Ember wasn't as willing to share her concubines as her father was and Sky was already pushing legal boundaries by having his aunt be a sexual partner, incest wasn't necessarily illegal but it was certainly not encouraged, so having sex with his half-sister would have been too much.
Celestia, despite getting over it for the most part, was still not entirely happy that she couldn't get pregnant despite how often and how many times she got Spike to blow a load in her pussy, Shining Armor was also still not massively happy that Cadance had to continue having sex with Spike and now also had to have sex with Sky as well, but at least he accepted that his girlfriend, being the princess of love, was almost destined to just continually have sex with people other than just him.
Twilight Sparkle was... less than thrilled that as a princess she was borderline obligated to allow Sky to have sex with her as frequently as he liked, though she quickly found out that that particular duty was a duty she didn't mind too much, she was rather fond of it in fact. All in all, things had worked out for the best, for every pony and every dragon.
The End
Author's Note
Thank you darkbroney666 for this story idea! I hope you enjoyed it :)
