The Soundblaster Files 2: The Next Level

After waking up a little after 10 o’clock, I went down to the basement to work on a few things. I had my cybertronian body hidden in a large wardrobe. I opened the wardrobe to check on my body and there it stood, human sized and surrounded with papers and notes pinned to the wardrobes walls and doors. Each note contained something different, I looked them all over and nodded. ‘Glad I’ve been taking notes of all my body’s upgrades and abilities, otherwise I probably wouldn’t be able to keep track.’ I thought before closing the wardrobe.

I walked over to my miniature scale model of ponyville and flipped a switch on the underside of the table. Immediately there were small high definition holograms of ponies walking along and going about their day. Then I noticed the ponies were starting to gather around a new hologram of Trixie's wagon. “Hmmm.” I grumbled. “Seems Trixie has arrived….. I wonder if I should get involved…. Meh, it’ll blow over either way.” I mumbled. I switched off the table and the hologram ponies disappeared as I turned to leave.

I went back up and got back in bed and went back to resting my head on my new living pillow that was Gilda’s soft, squishy, butt. She soon woke up groaning as she raised her head. “Ohh I had the craziest dream last night.” She said.

“What about?” I asked.

“I honestly can't remember it now.” She said, rubbing her head.

“Well I sure had sweet dreams, and I slept great thanks to my new pillow.” I said, patting her butt and making it jiggle slightly.

“I'm glad that you slept well.” Gilda said with a smile. “Well i'm gonna go take a quick bath.” She said as she got up.

“You had one last night. Don’t leave yet! I’m still sleepy.” I told her.

“It helps me wake up faster.” She told me groggily.

“But we don’t have to wake up yet!” I said.

“I promised Rainbow that I would fly with her in the morning.” Gilda told me as she stretched her legs and wings.

“Awww.” I Whined.

“Tell you what, how about after my bath, I come back and sit on your face?” She told me.

“I do like your butt.” I said as she left, then I felt Barb rubbing my crotch. I lifted up the blanket and looked at her trying to get my dick out of it’s sheath, but for some reason I couldn’t get hard. “Barb… I don’t think it’s going to come out.” I told her.

She sighed a little disappointed before she sat down. “Aww.” She whined.

“Maybe if you asked Gilda, she might eat you out or do some fingering. Go on, she’s taking a bath, go join her!” I told her, and she nodded before she went to the bathroom.

I looked down at my junk and poked my sheath with a hoof. “What is wrong with you?” I asked it, not really expecting an answer. Just then I began hearing moans coming from the bathroom. I looked back at my sheath and still nothing. “Seriously?! Nothing?!” I exclaimed. “Two girls getting it on in the other room and I’m not even getting the tiniest bit aroused?” SUddenly Twilight came in and saw me.

“What's wrong?” She asked.

“An insubordinate soldier apparently, these privates refuse to stand at attention.” I said, using three military themed double entendres and gesturing at my crotch.

“Well perhaps you're still tired.” She told me.

“No, then I’d have morning wood.” I said.

“Then perhaps you've just been doing it too much.” She said with a shrug as Gilda and Barb got louder.

“That’s not how sex works.” I said, then Gilda and Barb moaned out loudly one final time before everything went quiet. “If my parts were working, that would have made my dick hard enough to break Diamonds.” I said as I gestured towards the bathroom.

I flopped back and laid down as I closed my eyes with a sigh. “Then perhaps later you should make an appointment at the hospital.” Twilight suggested.

“Hmm…. Alright. Do you think you can make an appointment for me?” I asked.

“Sure but I believe they're quite busy at the moment, it might not be for a couple of days.” Twilight told me.

“Alright. At least I can still pleasure a girl with my tongue or hooves…. Or my horn.” I said, then suddenly without warning Gilda’s butt appeared and fell onto my face. “Mmff!!!” I said, my voice muffled by her ass.

“Like I promised.” Gilda said, rubbing her ass in my face. “Maybe this will get your little friend to wake up.”

I couldn’t see anything, or breath, my whole world was a gingerbread scent. I tapped her butt as a signal and she pulled away and sat down.

“Did it work?” She asked.

I looked down at my crotch and saw no change. “Nope. It’s official, I’ve become impotent.” I said with a sigh. “So, you said you were going to meet up with Rainbow Dash? Mind if I come watch?” I asked.

“Sure.” Said GIlda as she stretched her wings once more.

I got up and used my magic to put Gilda on my back. “Ok, let’s go.” I said.

“Uh why’d you put me on your back?” She asked.

“Because you’re smaller than me and I like to carry things.” I said as I went downstairs and out the door after grabbing a few snacks from the fridge.

GIlda looked up towards the sky, I assume looking for Rainbow Dash. “I think she said she would be resting on a cloud around the center of town.” Gilda told me as she hopped off my back. Gilda then looked around the local market as we walked through the town but she did not seem interested in anything. “Is there anything worth buying in this town?” She asked.

“Like what?” I asked.

“I dont know.” Said Gilda as we continued to walk past vendors and merchants. “I see a few niknaks that seem interesting but nothing that truly grabs my interest.” She told me. I then thought about how she looked with her collar and imagined her with a leather jacket. “What is it?” Asked Gilda, noticing me staring at her subconsciously.

“Just thinking of something I think would look good on you.” I said. “Come on, follow me.” I said as I began setting a course for Carrousel Boutique. “Rarity makes great clothes!” I said then thought of something else… Gilda wearing a red dress. “Oh you are going to look so hot.”

“Can we get through this quickly, I have to meet up with Rainbow, remember.” GIlda reminded me.

“Don’t worry. Rarity will just be getting your measurements and I’ll place an order.” I told her.

“Alright, just don't order anything frilly.” She told me annoyed as I dragged her along.

After a few more steps we arrived at Carousel Boutique. “You… in something frilly, as if, I’d never put you in something like that. Besides, I don't like frills either.” I said, then we entered the boutique, and Rarity was just finishing with another pony.

“Come again.” She said waving the pony goodbye as her customer left the building.

“Hey Rarity, I’ve got Gilda here for you to take some measurements. I am also available for measurements.” I said with a wave.

“Of course Darlings.” She said with a smile.

Rarity led us to her runway and Gilda went first. She took her measurements to make sure to make a perfect outfit for her. After gathering them all she wrote them down on clipboards before she started with me.

I got up on the runway and waited while Rarity took my measurements. “Hmm it'll be quite difficult to make clothes for one of your size.” Rarity said.

“Oh, ok… I was actually hoping for a tuxedo for the gala.” I said.

“The Gala is ways away so I think I cna get it done before then.” Rarity told me.

“Gilda will also need some clothes, I’m thinking a black leather jacket..” I began, then noticed Rarity cringe at the mention of leather, then I continued. “also some yoga clothes with the yoga pants saying “juicy” on the butt, and a nice red dress for the gala.” I said.

“I'll have to do the yoga clothes in my spare time. I assume you'll want your clothes for the gala done first right?” Rarity asked.

“I actually want the jacket and the yoga clothes first, I’d also like there to be a zipper or something on her yoga pants so I can have easy access in case she’s feeling frisky.” I said.

“She should really do the dress and suit first .” GIlda suggested.

“Oh! That reminds me, Rarity, I just made a new fabric that lights up! Along with some thread that does the same. I also have a fabric that’s enchanted so it can change or hold its shape.” I explained.

“Oh, that sounds just wonderful.” Rarity said excitedly.

“I can have them brought tomorrow.” I said, then sent an image of my head crest from my robot form into her mind. “Anyway, can you please make her jacket first, then work on her yoga clothes. Then everything else.” I said.

“Alright.” She told me.

“Oh can you also make me some T-shirts, a few business suits, and a few hoodies?” I asked as I scooped Gilda onto my back and gave her a kiss.

“Of course I'll have them all done as soon as I can, take care now.” She said waving at us as we started to make our way to the door.

“Thanks Rarity, I’ll have your bits ready whenever our clothes are.” I said as we left.

“So now we go find Dash?” Asked GIlda.

“Yeah.” I told her.

“Want to make out before we get there?” She asked.

“Hell yeah.” I said.

“Where should we do it?” She asked.

“Here’s good.” I told her, as we reached the park, then she wrapped her front legs around my neck as we kissed. It felt weird to kiss a beak, but it wasn’t unpleasant. ‘Let’s see if she likes tongue.’ I thought as I began using my tongue which seemed to please her as she started using hers as she moaned into it and pulled away.

“Mmm, your a good kisser.” She said.

“Thanks, come on, let’s go.” I said then began walking towards one of Rainbow’s favorite napping spots.

Once we were there, Rainbow Dash was sleeping soundly in a tree. “She looks so peaceful…...... I don’t like it.” I said, then I got a small to medium sized rock, and tossed it at Rainbow’s head, making her fall out of the tree.

“Oww” She yelled after she hit the ground, and after getting to her hooves she rubbed her head.

“AshHaha! Serves you right for sleeping in a tree.” I told her. Then Gilda got off my back and went up to Rainbow Dash and they began doing some elaborate hoof-shake.

“So what's the plan Dash?” Gilda asked Rainbow.

“I just planned on a short flight around town.” She said.

“Meaning you’re also going to show off a few tricks.” I deadpanned.

“Yeah.” Rainbow said, rubbing the back of her head.

“Hmm.” I mumbled before the two of them flew off to who knows where.

‘Now what do I do?’ I thought to myself. I looked around me and saw that the ponyville shops were open, then I saw something interesting, a recruitment station for the royal guard. ‘Hmm…. The royal guard….. I do need to get an actual job, and I suppose I do need to stay in shape….. meh, why not.’ I debated.

I walked over to the recruiter at the desk and looked through their pamphlets. “Do you have any questions?” The stallion at the desk asked.

“You seem to have a good dental plan, and good healthcare….. hmm, what’s the pay like?” I asked.

“Well most get at least 10 percent higher than the minimum wage at least at the start, you get paid more based on your performance.” He explained.

“So all those yahoos up in canterlot get payed to sit around and do nothing while having blank stares?!” I exclaimed. “Sign me up!”

“Alright, you'll have to fill all of this out first.” The stallion said, bringing out a pile of papers as tall as he was.

I used my magic and read through each page, once satisfied, I signed through the papers and gave them back to the stallion. “Here you go, when and where am I supposed to go?” I asked.

“Any time you like but I believe the next train to canterlot will arrive in an hour or two so be sure you have everything sorted before you leave.” he told me.

“Alright.” I said.

By the time I got back home, it was dark and It was about when I heard the roar when I remembered that snips and snails were idiots and went to wake up the Ursa Minor.

“Oh great.” I groaned as I saw the Ursa destroying a few things. Then Twilight stood out from the crowd, as she started to focus her magic.

A strong wind started to blow as music began to play softly, calming the beast. I could see Twilight was struggling to keep it up, as she lifted a water tower, removing the top before dumping all the water that was in it. She then levitated it through a barn, filling it with milk before the top was placed back on the tower. Twilight then elevated the Ursa with her magic, giving it the tower filled with milk, which it started to suckle on as if it was a bottle before she levitated it away.

“Well that was cool.” I said, as I looked over to Twilight who was exhausted. I used my magic and put her on my back. “You ok?” I asked.

“Yeah I just need a minute.” She panted.

I gave her a kiss and smiled. “You did good. Come on, let’s go home, I need to talk to you, Barb, and Gilda.” I said, then after we got home Twilight got off my back and got comfy on the couch. “Am I your coltfriend now?” I asked.

“I think we’re beyond that at this point.” Twilight chuckled.

“Is that a yes or a no?” I asked.

“Its a yes.” She told me.

I gave her a kiss, then gave her a nuzzle. “Good.” I said with a smile.

Then Kitty came up to me and began mewling. “What is it, Kitty?” I asked. Then she rolled onto her back and pawed at her stomach and realization struck. “Oh, right. Lead the way.” I told her as she led me to the bathroom.

I took out a digital pregnancy test and gave it to her as she sat on the toilet. “Here you go.” I said. After a minute she handed it back to me.

I checked the test and waited until it beeped. When I checked it, my eyes went wide.

“So what does it say?” Kitty asked.

“It’s positive….. you’re pregnant!” I exclaimed.

“REALLY!” KItty said excitedly.

“Yeah, I’m going to be a Cat Dad!” I said excitedly. ‘Jasmine, come here now!’ I told Jasmine, and she appeared.

“Yes, what is it?” She asked.

“Kitty’s pregnant!” I said.

“That's wonderful.” Jasmine said with a smile.

“Yeah, here, drink this, it guarantees a healthy pregnancy.” I said, giving her a cup filled with a special pregnancy potion.

“When did you make this?” Jasmine asked as she took it with her magic.

“A little after you told me you had the miscarriage. Now hurry and drink it, then turn around and move your tail.” I told her. She looked at it strangely before she drank it and turned around for me.

I turned to the mirror and opened the medicine cabinet and opened up a secret panel and got out a Turkey baster, and a large vial of my semen. I put the semen into the baster and inserted it into Jasmine’s pussy, which made her moan softly. I squeezed the baster and the semen went into her womb. “Ok, now I’m sorry I couldn’t make this more romantic, but I’m currently impotent and can’t get it up, so this’ll have to do.” I told her.

“Ooook.” She said, confused.

“Alright, you should get pregnant now, you shouldn’t be able to miscarriage anymore, so you should be good.” I told her.

“That's great news.” Jasmine said with a smile on her face as she looked back at me.

I pulled her close and gave her a kiss and poured some of my mana into her. “Hmm Marshmallow fluff, what did you do with your magic?” Jasmine asked.

“No idea, at first it was red, now it’s white and tastes like marshmallow fluff.” I told her.

“It's not often that one's mana changes so much, I’ll have to look into this.” Jasmine said, rubbing her chin.

“Don’t start twilight-ing on me, I like you this way with your strawberry flavor, now, I have to go, I’m joining the royal guard, soon we’ll get some answers to why our kingdom is gone.” I told her.

“Alright, stay safe.” She said before she vanished.

“Come here, Kitty.” I said waving her over, she walked over to me, and purred as she rubbed up against me. “Come, give me a kiss.” I said, and she kissed me as she purred. I began kissing down her chins, then down her neck I noticed her legs started to shake a little as her tail went from side to side. I continued kissing her neck and worked my way down to her breasts.

“Aaahn.” She moaned, moving her head back.

I made it to her nipple and began licking her nips.”That's right suck this momma’s tits.” She said. I put my mouth onto her nipple and began sucking. She moaned softly as she gently bit her lower lip. I was rewarded with her milk as I continued my suckling.

“That's right, get your fill.” She told me.

After a few minutes of drinking her milk I let go and gave her a kiss, flooding her mouth with her own milk. She moaned in my mouth as he drank it. I gave her one last kiss then broke away.

“Are we stopping here?” She asked.

“Unfortunately yes, I can’t get hard, so we can’t go any further, But I know a temporary viagra spell that can help.” I told her.

“Then get better soon.” She told me as she nuzzled me.

“Kitty… your legs are trembling and you're practically niagra falls down there.” I told her.

“Ill deal with that on my own, you just do what you have to do.” Kitty told me.

“But I want to help you.” I said putting my head between her breasts. “Oh! I know! I’ll bring you along with me!” I said excitedly.

“Really.” She said.

“Yes! I can have you as an emotional support animal!” I said. “Come on. I’ll get your pet carrier.” I said as we left the bathroom.

I went downstairs and joined twilight and gave her a kiss. Just then Gilda came through the door and saw me and Twilight. “Gilda, go get Barb.” I told her, she looked at me confused but did what I asked and retrieved her from upstairs.

“Ok, girls, I’m going to have to leave for a bit, I’ve joined the royal guard and I have to go in an hour.” I said to them.

“Why would you want to join those dweebs?” Asked Gilda.

“I need status, guard status, I need to be able to walk around inside the castle and come and go as I please. Being a guard can give me that access without raising suspicion.” I explained.

“But why would you need that?” Asked Twilight.

“I need to be in a position where I can look like a hero. I just want to be able to be near the princesses, and be able to help wherever and whenever I can. Now I have to go, so if any of you want to say something to me, you better hurry and say it.” I said, stamping a hoof.

“All I can say is, please be careful.” Said Twilight.

“I agree with Twilight.” Said Barb as she hugged my leg, so then I looked to Gilda.

“I know you’ll be fine, so all I can think to say is, you better show those dweebs what a real stallion is like.” GiIda said with a smile.

“Thank you, all of you.” I said bringing them all in for a hug, which they returned in kind.

“You better write.” Twilight told me.

“I will.” I told her, then got a paper and quill and wrote down a spell for Twilight to use. “Here, cast this spell on Gilda’s butt, I’ve got to grab a few things before I go.” I said then headed down into the basement.

I went over to the wardrobe and opened it. I grabbed my cybertronian body and shrunk it down. Then my chest emitted a bright light, I took my body and put it into that light and the light disappeared along with my cybertronian body. ‘There, now I can always have it with me, within my spark. now I won’t have to keep jumping in and out, instead I just have to let it grow from within and I can use my robot mode whenever I need to.’ I thought to myself.

I grabbed Kitty’s pet carrier after closing the wardrobe and went back upstairs and found the three looking in my direction with red faces. “I assume the spell worked.” I said, and I saw a pillow shaped like GIlda’s butt. “Ah, perfect! I can’t be without my sexy pillow.” I said as I took the pillow in my magic. I got my saddle bags and put them on my back and filled them with my toiletries. “I assume you want to know why I have a spell like this?” I asked.

“Yes.” Said GIlda.

“Well, this particular spell is able to make a perfect copy of anything the spell is aimed at, and the spell also makes it so if you were to do something to the copy, the original is also affected.” I said as I slapped the pillow and Gilda yelped in surprise.

“Why would you want something like that?” Asked Gilda, rubbing her butt.

“Because it’ll make me happy to know that when I’m away, and sleeping on this, it’ll feel like I’m still in bed with you.” I said, putting my face on the pillow and rubbing it.

“Oh ok.” Gilda said.

“So anything else before you go?” Asked Twilight.

“Yes, Twilight, Eat more cake, Barb, make sure she does, I don’t care if you have to force her to finish, just make sure her butt gets bigger.” I told her.

“Don't worry I will.” Barb told me with a grin.

“Oh and Gilda.” I said then the pillow over and moved the tail aside and showed her the pillow was more than just a pillow. “I’ll be thinking of you.” I said then put the pillow away in my saddle bags. I put down the pet carrier and opened the door. “Come on, Kitty!” I called, and she ran over to me before going inside the carrier which I closed behind her. I took the carrier and put it on my back and strapped it down.

“Ok, either we say goodbye here, or at the train station.” I said.

“I think here is fine.” Twilight said as she nuzzled me.

“Alright, one last hug, then I’m off.” I told them, and they all grouped around me, then they wrapped their legs or arms around me tightly. After the hug, we said our goodbyes and I headed to the train station with Kitty.

“So where do we start?” Asked Kitty,

“The train of course.” I said as I saw the train station in the distance. I saw the time on a clocktower. “Oh, we better hurry.” I said as I used my magic to teleport ust there. I went and got a ticket then hopped on the train.