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Entry 8: New Home

—The Next Day—

“Hey Twilight?” Rob called, looking around the library.

“Yes, what is it?” She asked.

“Hey, is it ok if I stay here in the library?” He asked.

“Why?” She asked.

“Rob!” Exclaimed Barb as she came running down the stairs.

“That’s why.” He said as Barb came and hugged onto his foreleg.

“Ok I guess you can stay for now.” Twilight said with a sigh as she rubbed her forehead.

“K. Where do I stay?” He asked.

“For the meantime you can sleep on the couch.” She told me.

“He’s too big for the couch, he can sleep next to my bed!” Said Barb, getting excited.

“I’m fine with that.” He said.

“Fine, but no sex in my room.” She told them.

“No promises!” Said Barb then she began running back upstairs. “I’ll get your spot ready Rob!” She exclaimed.

“Thanks for letting me stay here, is it okay if I grab a few things from town? I don’t really have any belongings.” Rob asked.

“Sure.” She said.

“K, oh and I took care of Nightmare, she’s with Jasmine and they’re going to be searching for the rest of my family.” said Rob.

“Why would they be missing?” twilight asked.

“I’ll explain when I get back.” He said as he headed out the door.

After the door closed, Twilight was left alone with her thoughts, then Barb came down looking for Rob. “Hey Rob! What do you- huh? Twilight, where's Rob?” She asked.

“He went into town to get a few things.” Twilight answered.

“Oh. Ok, I’ll just keep cleaning up a bit then.” Said Barb as she went back upstairs but before she reached the top she burped green flames which took the form of a letter which Twilight took with her magic.

—Rob POV—

‘Ok, let’s see, I’m going to need a bed, a blanket, a few snacks, and a few toiletries’ I thought to myself as I went around Ponyville. ‘Hmm I should probably start with a bed, then get the other things.’ I looked around and spotted a mattress store, so I headed over and went inside.

As I walked in, a stallion walked up to me. “Are you looking for anything in particular?” He asked.

“Yeah, I’m looking for something durable, soft, and non-flammable, and I mean completely flame retardant.” I told him. “Oh, and it can’t go flat or warp over time.” I added.

“Hmm.” The stallion said as he rubbed his chin. “I think we might have what you need, but it is quite expensive.” He said.

“Hmm. Do you think you can have a custom job done? I’m not interested in buying anything too expensive.” I said.

“You'll have to place an order, wait here a sec while I get the papers.” He said, and soon came back with a stack of papers. After filling out the paperwork I settled on a particular mattress design, gave an address, then handed it to him. The stallion seemed to double check what I wrote and asked.

“You sure?” He asked.

“It’s design is best suited for my needs, and I believe it will suffice.” I said to him.

“Alright if you're sure.” he said then went to the back of the store to file the request.

“How long will it take to make?” I asked.

“Well seeing how unique it is, it might take a little time.” He told me.

“Alright. Then will it be delivered to the address I wrote down in the papers?” I asked.

“Yeah it'll be delivered.” He told me.

“Alright. Here’s the payment and I’ll be expecting my order soon.” I said, giving the stallion a bag of bits. He took it and smiled.

“Pleasure doing business.” he said and I left.

After the mattress store I went and bought a few blankets from the blanket shop. ‘Why are there stores here that only sell one or two things? That makes very little sense.’ I made my way over to another shop where I could buy some body wash, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, a toothbrush, some floss, and a loofah. After paying for my things I brought the bags back home to the Library and came in.

“Twilight! Barb! I’m back!” I called, and they came down stairs to greet me. “Hey, Twilight, where do I put my things?” I asked.

“Just put them in our room for now.” She told me.

“Ok.” I said as I used my magic to send my bags up to the room. “So, I’ve got nothing to do now but wait until my bed arrives. Any ideas?”

“Chess.” Twilight said.

“No, you’d lose. Every time.” I said. “Maybe we could make something to eat? It’s near lunchtime.”

‘I guess it is around that time.” Twilight said, looking at a clock.

“Great, what’ll we be having?” I asked.

“We could go by a fast food place that seems to be quite popular.” Twilight suggested.

“Ok. Hope they have meat.” I said.

“You eat meat!?” She yelled.

“Yeah, I have canines, see?” I said, showing her my teeth. “Barb should eat meat too, it’s a dietary requirement.”

“She does but meat is kind of a rare find in equestria.” Twilight told me.

“Well not really, you could have it ordered, or you could hunt for it, you could probably go to a few shops and find it. Some ponies have a taste for it, they say it’s “exotic”, but with me, I have it as a dietary requirement like Barb, I know a few places that deliver. I’ll work something out.” I said as Twilight seemed to turn green.

“Ok, just don't eat it in front of me.” She said, trying not to throw up.

“Ok. Come on Twilight, lead the way.” I said, gesturing with my hoof.

She led us out of the library, and towards the center of town, and just beyond the town hall, was a small fast food place shaped like a castle, called White Castle.

“Huh, weird.” I said as I looked at the logo that was eerily similar to the White Castles back home.

“So anything you prefer?” Twilight asked.

“Don’t know, I’ve never been.” I said as we went inside. The doorway was small so I had to duck so my horn didn’t hit the doorframe. Then once in I took a look at the menu.

“So what do you want?” Twilight asked.

“Hmm, how about a cheese slider combo with large fries, and a root beer.” I said.

“Alright, and I know what Barb wants so why don't you two go find a seat.” Twilight said as she walked over to the register.

Me and Barb went over to a table and sat down in a bench seat. I sat close to the window while Barb sat next to me, leaving the opposite side of the table for Twilight. After a few minute she cam back with three trays of food, she gave me my order, then I looked at theirs. Twilight had gotten for herself some kind of burger, and I noticed the patty was made of soy meat, anf with it a side of fries, as for Barb she had a similar order but her side was tater tots. I noticed my slider was made of soy as well. ‘Damn ponies and their herbivore biology!’ I thought as I took a bite and it didn't taste half bad, but it was still lacking.

I looked at Barb and Twilight who seemed to be enjoying their food. “So what do you think?” Asked Twilight after she swallowed a mouthful.

“It’s food. That much I can tell.” I said.

“It can't be that bad.” Barb said.

“It’s a burger sure, but it’s just not the same with fake meat.” I said as I took it apart and put a few fries inside then took a bite. “Hmm, it’s better, but it’s still not as good as the real thing.”

“Sorry to hear that.” Said Twilight. “But if you stop by the dragon lands sometime I hear they make the best meat-based burgers.” She told me.

“I’ll look into it.” I said as I finished my slider after a few bites, and they were still eating theirs. “So, Twilight, what’s been happening with you lately?” I asked.

“I got three tickets to the galloping Gala.” She told me.

“Oh? Let me guess, your friends are driving you crazy, they keep being subtle about asking you to take them?” I asked.

“Yes.” She said with a sigh.

“Tell Celestia to send you more tickets so you can bring your friends. But first, your friends need to realize they’re being selfish.” I told her.

“How?” She asked.

“They’ll figure it out tonight.” I said.

“How do you know this?” Twilight asked as she and Barb finished their food, and we started to head back to the library.

“It’s a common cliché, it’ll happen.” I said as we arrived.

“If you're sure.” Twilight said as she took a seat on the couch.

Then there was a knock on the door, I went to answer it and saw there were a few delivery ponies with my order.

“Oh, bring it right in, guys.” I said, moving out of their way. “Just set it down there.” I said.

“Is that your bed?” Twilight asked as she looked at the mattress that looked like a bed for a dog.

“Yeah. I had it custom made. It’s big, it’s flexible and durable, fire retardant, and soft.” I said as I sighed the papers the delivery ponies gave me, after that they left and I brought the bed upstairs to the bedroom and put it next to Barb’s. I put some blankets and pillows on it and gave it a look. “Perfect.” I said.

“Looks like you’ve settled nicely.” Twilight said, taking a closer look at it.

“Yeah. So Barb, what do you think?” I asked, and she climbed onto the bed, then walked around a bit before laying on it.

“I think it's nice.” She said.

I got on the bed and layed next to her and rolled onto my back. “Oh yes, I definitely made a good call.” I said as I moved around a bit then settled down on my side behind Barb. “Any ideas?” I asked.

"Have a few.” She said as she kissed me.

“Hey, I said no sex in the bedroom.” Twilight said.

Me and Barb ignored her as we continued to make out. I pulled away and looked at Twilight. “Lighten up Twilight.” I told her.

“What?” She asked. “Its not like I asked you not to before hand.” She said.

“Fine, Barb, come on, let’s go to the bathroom, we can have some fun there.” I said.

“K.” Barb said with a smile.After we got up, me and Barb headed to the bathroom and locked the door.

“So, what do you wanna do first?” I asked.

“Can we go straight to the good part?” She asked.

“And what would that be?” I asked.

“You fucking me like a toy.” She said.

“Oh, so you wanna try it without the spell?” I asked as I brought my head down to kiss her.

“We’d only get the tip in.” She told me.

“I’d be fine with that.” I said, nuzzling her face, Then Barb leaned up against the bathtub. “No, get on the toilet.” I told her and so she did after putting the lid down. I used my magic and got some soap and a bucket and a towel and began cleaning her feet.

“What are you doing?” She asked with a giggle.

“Cleaning your feet. I wanna try something.” I said then finished cleaning and dried off her feet. After I put the soap, bucket, and towel away, I got up and put my front hooves on the tank on the back. Then I moved my head down and looked at Barb. “Alright, let’s see what you can do with your feet.” I said.

“Umm ok.” She said. I made sure to move closer to her so she could reach. And using her feet, she stroked my cock, but since they were so short they could only go an inch. I began using my magic and held her closer so she would be able to do more.

“Go ahead, keep going.” I told her. At this point she was using both her feet and hands to stroke my dick. “Hold on, let me try something.” I said then got in the tub and got on my back and put her down between my legs. “Ok, this should be better.” I said, and now she used her entire body, and used her tongue to play with the tip. “Mmnn, can you try sucking on the tip a bit?” I asked.

“Kinda hard when I'm moving my whole body up and down.” She told me. I used my magic and pulled her off and put her on my chest.

“Now try.” I said, then she started again while sucking on the tip. While she was sucking on the tip I looked under her tail, I looked between her legs and saw she was dripping wet. ‘I wonder how she tastes?’ I thought as I grabbed her hips with my hooves and brought my lips to her nethers and began licking, causing her to yelp in surprise. But as I got into it, she started moaning and got back to sucking my tip. I began getting more eager with licking her slit, Barb took this as a challenge and began trying to take more into her mouth. I let go of her hips and pulled her off my dick. “Ok, let’s get to the good part.” I said to her, as she turned around to try to stick the tip in. I moved my hoof down and moved my dick and helped her get it in. “Fuck…. So warm, so soft, so tight!” I groaned. I looked down at her stomach and saw I was making a large bulge in her gut.

“Oh fuck.” She moaned.

“Ok, I’m going to try moving a bit, you put your hands on your stomach and start rubbing the bulge.” I said to her, and so she did. I began moving as she rubbed my dick through her stomach. “Hold on.” I said as I turned over so she was underneath me laying on her back while I was gently humping her. “Ok, try using your feet.” I said as I continued humping. And she did the best she could but with her short legs she couldn't do much. “Perfect.” I said as I began going faster, as she moaned in ecstasy.

“Holy shit I’m already close!” I groaned.

“Yes! cum inside me.” She told me.

I began going harder and could feel my orgasm approaching. Then when I came, her stomach expanded like a balloon as my cum also gushed out of her pussy, and she came hard clamping down on me. After I finished filling her womb I slumped down onto my haunches. “Damn, how can you take so much?” I asked between breaths, and she moaned softly, as I pulled out.

I got out of the tub and turned on the faucet. “Get yourself cleaned up, I’m going to prepare my bed.” I told her then opened the bathroom door and closed it behind me. I headed over to the window to see ponies throwing Twilight in the air. “Barb! You better hurry! Twilight’s being ganged up on!” I called. I heard some splashing and heard footsteps running down the stairs.

“I didn't even know it was gonna happen. Now quick, lock the doors!” Twilight said and we all started closing doors, and windows, then locking them.

“Phew.” She sighed with relief before lights were turned, on and we saw Twilights five friends looking at us. “Yaaaargh! I can't decide, I just can't decide! It's important to all of you and I just can't stand to disappoint any of you, and giving me gifts and doing me favors won't make any difference, because you're all my friends and I wanna make you all happy and I can't, I just can't!” Twilight started yelling, and collapse to the floor before Applejack approached.

“Twilight, sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you, and if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore. You can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.” She said putting a hoof on her head to calm her

“Me too.” Said Fluttershy. “I feel just awful that I made you feel so awful.”

“And me too. It's no fun upsetting your friends.” Pinkie said sadly

“Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.” Rarity told Twilight as she sat.

“Yes!” Rainbow said. “That means the ticket is mine. Ha ha, I got the ticket, I got the ticket—!” She said in a singsong voice, and as Rainbow looked at the others, they looked at her with disappointment. “You know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for the Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.”

“We all got so gung-ho about going to the gala that we couldn't see how un-gung-ho we were making you.” Applejack said to Twilight as she smiled.

“We're sorry, Twilight.” All five of them said in unison, then Twilight looked to Barb.

“Barb, take down a note. Dear Princess Celestia,
I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala.” Twilight said as she slipped the ticket into the letter.

“What?! All the ponies except Twilight said.

“If my friends can't all go, I don't wanna go either.” Twilight said with a smile

“Twilight, you don't have to do that.” Said Applejack.

“Nope. I've made up my mind. Barb, you can send the letter now.” Said Twilight and with a breath of flames the letter turned into a cloud that traveled towards Canterlot.

“Now you won't get to go to the gala either.” FLuttershy said as she watched it fly away.

“It's okay, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me so I would rather not go at all.” She said, and they all awed, but then barb looked like she was gonna throw up

“Well wallop my withers, Spike. Isn't that just like a dragon? Can't handle the least bit of sentiment.” Applejack said as she walked over to her, then she burped loudly as a puff of smoke left her mouth causing Applejack to duck.

“Whoa Nelly!” She said as it flew over her then transformed into a letter.

"A letter from the princess? That was fast.” Twilight said as Barb opened and started to read it.

"My faithful student Twilight,
Why didn't you just say so in the first place?" Barb said as she pulled out several tickets to the gala enough for everyone, and every pony gasped..

“Now we can all go!” Twilight said with Glee, and everyone cheered, but then Twilight's stomach rumbled and she chuckled nervously.

“Allow us to treat you to dinner.” Rarity offered.

“What a great way to apologize.” Rainbow said as she also looked hungry

“ And to celebrate! Come on everypony, the cupcakes are on me!” Pinkie shouted as they all left the library.

—Rob POV—

“Hey! Wait for me!” I called after them, put Barb on my back, and we all arrived at Sugarcube Corner, and took a seat.

I ordered a few baker’s dozens of baked glazed donuts and various types of cookies. As for everyone they got their own treats that they liked. After I got my treats, I got a few cupcakes and enjoyed them for a while. Then everyone started eating more and more, they started to get tired, that is except for Twilight, even Pinky started to struggle to keep her eyes open, then finally they closed.

I checked their eyes and made sure they were all out cold. “Ok, they’re out, come on, let’s head outside.” I told Twilight.

“Did you have something to do with this?” She asked pointing at her friends.

“Roofie cupcakes? Are you nuts? What kind of animal would put sleep inducing drugs in cupcakes?!” I said to her as we made it outside. “Yes, I definitely did that.” I told her once we were out.

“So what do you want to tell me?” Twilight asked as I made sure we were alone.

“Ok Twilight, I owe you an explanation for how I could be in a deep slumber and out and about at the same time.” I said.

“I have been wondering about that.” Said Twilight.

“Well, it all started a thousand years ago…..” I began.

—A Thousand Years Ago—

“What about your people?” Asked Celestia.

“I shall put them in your hooves, take care of them for me. And watch after these for me.” I said taking out the Star saber and the forge and I placed both items on the ground. “I’ll be wanting them when I awaken.” I said, then pulled a lever that opened up the pods. After I finished talking Jasmine got in her pod and it closed with her inside.

“Good luck Celestia.” I said then I got into my pod.

“Wait!” But before she could say anything else the pod closed and I was put into a deep slumber…… or so I thought.

Right as my body went into stasis, my spark was thrust out of my body and I awoke outside in the Everfree, trapped in the form of a unicorn stallion, stripped of my great magical power, vulnerable.

After I got my bearings I began traveling to where Ponyville now stands, I dug a hole and placed an oak sapling that eventually became the library we live in now. After that I began traveling throughout Equestria for a few years, getting a few odd jobs here and there.

I made my way back to my kingdom, only for me to see it had fallen. I sifted through the ashes, but found nothing there. I was glad I hadn’t seen many bodies, which told me that almost all of the citizens made it out, others weren’t so lucky.

I found no trace of the girls in my harem, so I assumed they made it out, until I went to check the wreckage of my castle and found a few bodies there, but I couldn’t identify any of them, so I didn’t know who I lost. I found my lab was destroyed as well, but some of my creations were either missing or destroyed. After that, I left.

I continued traveling for a few decades until I decided to come back here and found the apple family starting a small settlement. It was there I found Granny Smith making Zap apple jam, and a few other Zap apple products. I learned a few recipes and moved on to continue traveling.

After a few more decades I witnessed a sight that made me smile… a Sonic Rainboom. It was then I decided to head to Canterlot where I found a young unicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle. I watched your progress for a few months then went back on the road, where I made it back to Ponyville and found your friends.

I saw them all with their talents and watched over them for a while then continued traveling through Equestria. I was able to go all over the map, then I heard about the summer sun celebration being held in Ponyville, so I came here as fast as I could.

I got a few odd jobs around town, then I saw you and Barb come in on a chariot. After that I was told to help Rarity with the decorations, and the rest is history.

—Back To The Present—

“And that’s my story.” I said to her.

“So that's how you were in two places at once.” Twilight said.

“Any questions?” I asked. “Let’s have it, I know there’s a few that you’ve wanted to ask me.”

“Hmm, what is a spark?” Twilight asked.

“You're looking at one. Well, technically this is more of an organic vessel that my Spark grew around it. A Spark is basically a soul, in a way I’m kind of astral-projecting. When I’m not needing my giant Robotic body, I can somehow leave it and my Spark can form an organic vessel around it. I don’t know how it happens, I just know I can do it.” I explained, putting a hoof to my chest as my chest glowed then faded.

“Then why did you not awaken Jasmine, surely being on your own for so long must have been lonely.” Twilight said.

“…….” I stared at her dumbfounded. “…….. I couldn’t, the pods were deadlocked to open only when the elements of harmony were found, so I couldn’t open them even if I wanted to. Also going around with an alicorn isn’t really the best way to keep a low profile.” I explained.

“Understandable.” Twilight said, rubbing the back of her head. “But I've been wondering, why did you accept Barb’s advances so easily?”

“I’m a guy. I’ve been alone almost forever. And I thought she was cute.” I said.

“Ok.” She said shyly.

“I’m actually open for open relationships, just so you know. It was probably going to be another one of your questions, so I answered it.” I said.

“I wasn't.” She told me.

“Then why do I keep catching you checking me out?” I said, making her freeze and blush. “Now, I think we should get home, it’s been a long day.” I said as I went in and got my boxes of donuts and cookies, then I got Barb and put her on my back.

“Shouldn't wait for the others to wake up first?” Twilight asked.

“They’re not going to wake up for a while, they’ll probably be here till morning, come on let’s go.” I said as I headed out through the doors, followed shortly by Twilight.

After we made it out we headed back to the treehouse, then after arriving barb yawned, as did Twilight and so did I. “*Yawn* dang, I’m beat. I’m so glad I got a new comfy bed to sleep on.” I said as I headed into the kitchen to put my donuts and cookies in the fridge. I put a “Rob’s, don’t touch unless you want to die!” note on each box then closed the fridge and headed upstairs. Barb and Twilight were already lying down in their beds, then I laid down in mine. “Ah yeah, that’s so good.” I groaned as I rolled around on it.

“Good night.” Said Twilight.

“Hey Twilight?” I asked.

“Yeah?” She said.

“I hate to have to ask you but…. Do you think you can help me out?” I asked, lifting my back leg and revealing an accidental hard-on. “Rolling around probably wasn’t the best idea before bed, so can you help? I promise to return the favor.”

“W-what are you talking about?!” She yelled.

“I can’t sleep with this thing hard, I’d ask Barb to help, but as you can see, she’s not gonna be doing that.” I said, gesturing to a sleeping Barb.

“Why can't you just do it yourself?” She asked.

“I’ve never done it with hooves. A thousand years, not once have I had any experience with this.” I told her.

She finally groaned and said. “Ugh! Fine.” Then she hopped off her bed and came over to mine and got on. “So what do you want me to do?” She asked.

“suck it, sit on it, lick it, I don’t care.” I told her. Twilight blushed as she looked at my shaft, and started to slowly lick the tip. “You’re gonna have to do a little more than that.” I said. She started getting into it, and slipped the length into her mouth, and started giving me a sloppy blowjob. “Oh yeah, hey, could you give my boys some attention too?” I asked, then her horn glowed as my balls started being fondled. “No magic, use your hooves.” I said, so she started using her hooves though she wasn't really good at it. “Ok stop, stop, it’s starting to hurt. Just keep sucking, I’m almost there.” I told her.

She started going faster, and took more of my cock. I started to moan and looked at her butt. ‘I can't wait till she’s Celestia sized!’ I thought as I moved my hoof to massage her left cheek. But it was kicked away. “Hey, I just wanted to return the favor.” I said. She just kept sucking, bringing me closer to the edge. All I could do was moan as she quickly got better. “Twilight… I’m close, keep going.” I moaned. She started using her magic again and used it to stroke what she could not take, then I came, filling Twilights stomach, as she tried to pull her away, but I held her there till I finished, and when I did she rose to her hooves coughing. “Sorry Twilight, are you ok?” I asked.

“Im ok just don't ask me to do that again.” She told me as she went back to her own bed.

“Oh I won’t, but you will.” I said as I got under my covers and snuggled up. “Good night.” I said as I went to sleep.

I didn’t know where I was, I didn’t remember waking up, so I knew I must’ve been dreaming. “Where am I?” I asked no one in particular.

“The dreamscape.” Said Nightmare as she appeared with Jasmine.

“Ah. That makes more sense.” I said then looked at them and sat down. “So what is so important that you had to reach me in my dreams?” I asked.

“Many are dead.” Jasmine said sadly.

“Is this about the girls in my harem? I went to my kingdom and found a few bodies, did you find out who they were?” I asked.

“Rob, I’m afraid to have to tell you this, but Gloria, Katty Katswell, Mrs. Katswell, Kanga, Patricia Bunny, Fifi la fume, Vanessa, Violet, Renamon, Venus the Renamon, Guilmon, Big Mamma the turkey, Rachel the vampire T-Rex, Donna the Dimetrodon, Queenie the xenomorph queen, Allie, Clawdia, Lizzy, Grizz, Panda, Ice bear, Zira, Vitani, Sarabi, Shenzi, Amore the moray Eel, Molly the shiba inu, Stacy the platypus, Stella the Raven, Skye the Blue jay, Iris the sangheili, Jenna,Aleu, Cunning trickster, Luna, Nana, Duchess and her three kittens, Elora, Aurora, Nova, Coco the diamond dog, and Holly the Sergal are all either killed or were confirmed as dead. I’m sorry.” Said Jasmine, saddened by having to deliver the bad news.

“Fuck!… all of them? That’s at least half of my harem! What happened?!” I exclaimed.

“Some got sick, some committed suicide,some died of old age, some were even killed or killed each other.” Jasmine told me.

“Damn, that’s messed up.” I said. “But at least some of them survived, can you go find them?” I asked.

“It will take time but yes, but even more could die during the search.” Nightmare said.

“However, we found one near you, so we sent her to the library. She should be there soon.” Said Jasmine.

“Who?” I asked.

“You’ll know when you wake up.” Said Nightmare. “But now, have pleasant dreams.”

After that, the world around me changed and I was at a tea party with the Mad Hatter and a few others. Then it got weird as the Mad Hatter began hitting me with a comically large hammer.

I realized the hammer was just the front door so I checked the clock, and it was 2 AM. “What the fuck?” I whispered as I got out of bed and headed downstairs.

I made my way to the door and opened it.