The Soundblaster Files 2: The Next Level

When I opened the door I thought I was still dreaming. “Hey sugah.” Said the large purple cat known as Depression Kitty.

“Kitty?!” I exclaimed, surprised.

“Did you miss me?” She said with a warm smile.

I immediately wrapped my hooves around her in a hug. “I did, I missed you so much! I’m so glad you aren’t dead.” I told her as I let go.

“I'm just as surprised.” She told me.

“Come on, get in here before the neighbors wake up and see anything.” I said, moving aside to let her in, and after she walked in she sat on the couch. I closed the door and walked over to her and sat on my haunches as she was being the cat she was. “Where have you been?” I asked.

“I guess kinda everywhere at this point.” She said.

“I’m glad you’re back, I missed my little kitty cat!” I told her as I pet her with my hoof, and she purred as I did. “Come on, let's get to bed, it’s late.” I said.

“It will be the first time in a while I can sleep well.” She said as she followed me upstairs.

I opened the door and made it to my bed and got under the covers. “Why aren’t you sleeping well?” I asked quietly.

“It was after you disappeared, I just couldn't sleep knowing that you were gone.” She said sadly as she climbed onto the bed and snuggled up next to me.

“I couldn’t sleep well either, I missed all of you, I went to my kingdom to find you all, but I couldn’t find anyone.” I whispered.

“I don't know, one day everything was just destroyed, all I saw was its ruins.” She told me.

“Hmm, I keep thinking back, I don’t know what could have done it. It looked like a nuclear blast, but there wasn’t any radiation, well, no more than normal levels you’d find anywhere. Still, what could have done it?…… oh well, I’m just glad to have you here.” I said then began petting her again.

“Well if I know you, you'll figure things out sooner or later.” She said, wrapping her soft tail around me.

“I’ve missed your soft fur.” I said.

“I've missed your warmth.” She said.

I turned around and wrapped a hoof around her and pulled her close and gave her a kiss on the forehead. “You're my good kitty.” I told her, holding her tight.

“I know, now let's sleep.” she told me.

“Oh, hey, before I forget, you can’t talk in front of them, they’ll freak out.” I told her, gesturing to the sleeping Barb and Twilight.

“Why?” She asked.

“You’re a large purple cat, that’s more than enough to freak them out, if you can also talk, and show sentience, I’m sure their heads will literally explode.” I told her.

“Alright.” She said.

“Good kitty, so what do you think about my pony form? I wasn’t sure you’d recognize me.” I said.

“Jasmine told me everything.” She told me.

“K, so what do you think?” I asked.

“I'm not quite sure yet.” She said.

This got me confused. “Ok?” I said then turned back around and got more comfortable in my bed. “So, what do you mean?” I asked.

“I don't know, let's just go to sleep.” She said.

“Ok, good night Kitty.” I said as I got more comfortable and slowly drifted off to sleep.

“Umm who is this?” Asked Twilight, and I opened my eyes to see it was morning already.

“Uuuuugh.” I groaned as I slowly got up. “If you ever wake me up again, I’ll make you burn every book in the library.” I told her then pulled the covers over my head.

All I heard after that was her trotting away. I groaned again then got up and went to the stairs then tripped and fell all the way down and hit a wall, then flopped to the ground. “Uuuugh.” I groaned.

“Are you ok?” Twilight asked.

“I think so.” I groaned as I got up. “What was it you asked before?” I asked.

“Who was that cat in your bed?” She asked.

“That’s Kitty, she’s my cat, I found her outside.” I said then Kitty came down the stairs and went to the living room to lay down in the sunlight.

“Cats aren't bigger than ponies.” She said seriously.

“Cats aren’t purple either, yet here we are.” I said as I went to give Kitty a belly rub.

“And remember never ask me to do that again.” She said.

“Sorry, I’ve never touched myself for a thousand years, I haven’t even been with another girl, for that long, not until recently. It’s like my body thinks it’s going through puberty again, I can’t control it.” I said as I sat down.

“Well you could have woken Barb or something!” Twilight said angrily.

“I couldn’t have woken her up if I wanted to.” I countered.

“Why?” She asked.

“Because she was drugged, duh. I wouldn’t be surprised if she stayed asleep till tomorrow.” I said.

“You do know there are spells for these kinds of things.” Twilight said with a blank expression.

“I did not.” I said, hanging my head with my ears flat, then Twilight levitated a book in front of me.

“Here.” She told me.

I took the book in my magic and flipped through all the pages and looked at her. “None of these spells would work on the drug I gave her and your friends.” I told her. “I used a very potent sedative, one of my own making, it lasts a long time yet doesn’t cause any brain damage, and when it wears off the subject is well rested. However the flaw of the sedative, They can’t be woken up by any means, the duration of sleep depends on the dosage, and last night everypony had enough to keep them asleep for at least 47 hours.” I explained. “Pinkie may sleep a bit longer though, she had more than anypony.”

Twilight merely rubbed her forehead. “Why did you use a sedative like that?”

“I have insomnia, it’s hard for me to get to sleep, so I made a sedative that can help me sleep.” I said.

“Well please refrain from using that on me or my friends?” She asked.

“Alright, and by the way, when heat season hits, you will be begging me to help you.” I told her as I went back to giving Kitty a belly rub. Twilight just scoffed and walked away. I finished petting Kitty and followed Twilight into the kitchen.

“What now?” She asked.

“It’s morning, I’m getting breakfast.” I said as I got out two of my donuts from last night and put them on a napkin and sat down by the table, then after grabbing a few apples herself, Twilight walked out of the kitchen.

I finished my donuts and left the kitchen and found she was working on something. “What are you working on?” I asked.

“Nothing important.” She told me.

“I’ll bet it’s nothing important.” I said as I sat next to her and looked down at what she was working on, and she was filling in a few order forms. “Ordering a few books?” I asked.

“Yeah some are missing, so I'm just getting new ones.” She told me.

“Hmm.” I mumbled. “Any research projects to keep you busy?” I asked.

“None so far.” She said.

“If you want, I could be a research subject.” I offered.

“No.” She told me bluntly.

“Twilight, I’m more than a thousand years old and have traveled all over Equestria, I’ve been witness to millions of wonders, and I give you an opportunity to study up on what I’ve seen and done, and you say no?!” I said.

“Because I don't want to get involved with you.” She told me.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked.

“The only reason you're still allowed to live here is because your Barbs coltfriend.” She said.

“That doesn’t mean we can’t be friends.” I said.

“That's a long shot.” She told me.

“Twilight, do you remember the other day? When it was Moondancer’s birthday?” I asked.

“Yeah.” She said.

“She was expecting you, but you never showed. That’s an example of a bad friend. If it were me, I’d go to the party, I wouldn’t have to like it or even enjoy it, but I’d still go because they wanted me there, that’s just being a good friend.” I told her. “I’m not sure if you knew this, but I’m not a bad guy.”

“Maybe we might have been friends already if not for last night.” She said.

“I didn’t force you to suck me off, you chose to. And I’m sorry I asked you to do it.” I said, putting a hoof on her shoulder.

“When it's close to heat season I want you out of the house till it's over.” She said.

“I can’t do that, if I leave, then pretty much every mare will come for me.” I told her. “I wouldn’t be safe.”

“There are hotels.” She told me.

“As long as Barb is ok with it, would you feel alright with asking for help?” I asked.

“I'm saving myself for somepony special.” She told me.

“Twilight, we have all day, Barb isn’t waking up, we are going to have a long day alone, the least we can do is get to know each other.” I said, then I froze. “Oh shit! I just remembered what today was! Sorry Twilight I gotta go!” I said then ran out the door.

And as I ran all I heard was. “What.”

I ran as fast as I could towards sweet apple acres. ‘Shit! I hope I’m not to late!’ I kept running until I reached the apple orchards and kept running until I found Big Macintosh with a broken leg. I stopped running and skidded to a halt and sat on my haunches. “Hey, *huff* Do you need any help here?” I asked between breaths.

“EeYup.” He told me.

“Applejack went into a food coma at sugarcube corner last night, I’m here to take her place.” I said. “Think you can show me around and show me what needs to be done?” I asked.

“Just start filling up the barrels we’re already behind on the quota.” He said.

“Got it, I’ll get started immediately!” I said then used magic to put the barrels around the trees and began bucking each tree with barrels underneath. I continued this process each time. Eventually time seemed to blur as I turned it into a game and got twice as many apples each time I struck a tree.

Every now and then Big Mac would come check on my progress and take a few barrels of apples. I did a few tricks and stunts by bouncing from tree to tree, making my gymnastics, ninjutsu, and dancing pay off. After a while Big Mac came around to give me a break. “Hey Big Mac, what’s up?” I asked, wiping my brow.

“Good job! you've done more than enough.” He told me.

“I did?” I said then looked at all the trees and they were all empty. “Huh, I did!”

“Wait! What time is it?” I sad as I looked at the position of the sun. “Oh shit! I gotta go!” I said then ran off to ponyville and saw the stampede about to happen.

I put on a cowboy hat and chaps and a guitar. I ran at full speed towards the lead cow and began to sing and yodel.

Once I got them under control I led them out of ponyville and Mayor Mare gave me a trophy.

After saving the town from a stampede, I headed back to the library and made it to the living room and fell to the floor and rolled onto my back. “Holy fuck! This has been a long day.” I said.

“What happened?” Twilight asked.

“I just spent half my day bucking apples, then I stopped a stampede, now I’m back here, hot and sweaty and lying on the ground.” I said.

“Well go take a shower before you stink up the house.” She told me.

“Can’t move, everything aches.” I said, and when I looked at her. “What?” I asked as she started to walk towards me. I slowly got up and looked down at her. “Fine, I’ll get in the tub.” I groaned as I began walking upstairs and headed into the bathroom.

I walked over to the tub and put in the plug then turned on the water, making sure it was at a good temperature. I used magic to get my soap, my loofah, and my favorite bath toy, a rubber ducky. I got some bubble bath and put it in the stream. I splashed the water around a bit then proceeded to get in the tub.

After a while I heard the door open. “Hard day at work?” Kitty asked.

“A little.” I said as I sat back in the tub.

“Need help relaxing?” She asked.

“You are good at that.” I said to her.

“It's one of my best qualities.” She giggled.

“So, what are you going to do?” I asked.

“Well we could see how well your tool works on felines.” She suggested.

“I’d be up for that. But you’ll have to get in the tub, can the little kitty get wet?” I said with a smirk.

“Hmm.” She said.

“Well come on, there’s room across from me if you want.” I offered, and she started grumbling, as she begrudgingly started to get into the tub. “Was that so hard?” I asked.

“You know cats hate water right.” She told me.

“That’s just a myth, some cats actually enjoy water. Trivia aside, what are you going to do now?” I asked.

“What would you like me to do?” She asked.

“Boobs! I want your boobs in my face, it’s been way too long.” I said, so she climbed up on me and pressed her boobs against my face, making sure to watch out for my horn.

“Oh I’ve missed this!” I said as I began motorboating her breasts. “Thanks for the mammaries!” I said, then began sucking on her nipple.

“You never change.” Kitty said.

I moaned in response as I began sucking and licking her nipples, massaging them with my hooves, it was then I noticed she started lactating. I moaned as the milk began flowing into my mouth and began sucking on her teat greedily.

“Thats it, good boy.” She moaned.

I continued sucking on her teat and with my excitement my cock began coming out of its sheath.

“Oh, you're very big now.” She said nervously.

“It’s not at full length yet.” I told her then moved on to her other breast and began drinking more of her milk as my arousal continued to grow, my dick becoming more erect and was nestled between her ass cheeks.

“I don't think it'll fit.” She chuckled.

“If it can fit in that little dragon passed out in bed, it can definitely fit in you.” I told her as I continued to practically worship her breasts.

“Well I'm not a dragon.” She said.

“She was twice as small as you, you’re bigger.” I said.

“Ok I’ll try.” She said as she got off me and looked at my fully erect dick.

“Hey, do you think you could use your paws?” I asked.

“Ok.” She said as she started jerking me off.

“Oh I don’t know why I like paws so much but I know they feel good!” I said. I noticed that she was getting a bit wet, so I used my magic and got out some shampoo and got my head wet and began scrubbing it in. I then looked at Kitty and got a few scrub brushes in my magic and began scrubbing her back.

“Um I don't need a bath.” She said.

“Yes you do. If someone comes in they’ll just see me having a bath with my cat and nothing else.” I said as I poured some water over her head and began scrubbing shampoo all over her. After a rinse I sat back and let her continue.

“But they will see your erection.” She told me.

“Everyone in this tree has seen me with an erection, I don’t think they’ll ask why I have one in the tub, besides twilight knows I can’t jerk myself off with my hooves. That, and the fact she thinks you’re just a cat.” I explained. “Ok, I think it’s time for you to take it inside.” I said.

“O-Ok.” She said as she raised herself over the tip.

“I don’t think we’ve ever done it in the front, I can’t wait for this.” I said, as she started lowering herself to slowly take it. My dick created a slightly noticeable bulge in her stomach, making her put a paw on the bulge as she continued lowering herself down. “Fuck, you’re warm and soft inside and out!” I groaned.

Kitty moaned as she finally took all of it. “You're
so much bigger than you were before.” She told me.

“Am I in your womb?” I asked with a grunt.

“It's pressing against it.” She told me.

“That’s so hot.” I said.

“So should you take charge or should I?” She asked.

I was about to respond but there was a knock on the door. “Rob? Are you ok in there? You’ve been in there a while, do you need help?” Asked Twilight.

“Everything’s fine, just having a bath.” I said, then after I heard her walk away, I used my hooves to grab Kitty’s hips before moving her up and down.

“I never thought horse cock would feel so good.” She moaned.

“A cat is fine too!” I said with a chuckle.

“Well we should hurry up or they’ll start to worry.” Kitty said.

“K.” I said. “Could you bring your boobs closer please?” I asked.

She brought them closer and said. “Have your way with them.” She told me.

“Oh I will!” I said as I put my face into them. “Oh I never wanna leave this cleavage.” I said as I brought her hips down to make her go faster. I began thrusting my hips upwards, making waves in the tub.

“Oh fuck!” She moaned.

“I’m getting close.” I said.

“Yes, it's been too long.” Kitty moaned.

“I want you to sit on my face tonight when everypony is asleep!” I said as I started moving faster.

“Not a problem.” Kitty said.

“Sixty-Nine, Now!” I ordered, and so our positions changed with me eating her out while she sucked me off. “Yes! Such a big ass!” I said as I stuck my tongue deep within her slit. Kitty could only moan as her mouth was full of dick. “Take it to the base please.” I asked her before I shoved my muzzle into her and used my tongue to reach into the deepest parts of her depths.

She started to take my entire dick down her throat, which really pushed me to the edge. I began thrusting into her throat as I used my muzzle to bring her closer. I was ready to burst at any time, so I put one of my hooves on the back of her head, to make her go faster.

After a few more thrusts, we both came. Her juices tasted like grape juice as I drank them all down, whereas I sent spurt after spurt down her throat and Kitty continued to swallow every drop, then after we finished, kitty got out of the tub and laid on the floor. I got out as well and rolled her over onto her back to see her stomach was inflated with cum. “You ok?” I asked. All I could hear was her taking deep breaths. “Hello?” I said as I waved a hoof in her face.

“Yeah.” She groaned softly.

“So… are you good?” I asked.

“Yeah.” She said.

“Ok.” I said as I got a pair of towels and a hairdryer and began drying her and myself off. Then I heard a knock on the door. “Come in.” I said.

Then the door opened, and I could see Twilight on the other side. “Everything ok in here?” She asked.

“Yeah, everything’s good, just drying off Kitty.” I said as I toweled off Kitty.

“Oh ok, lunch is ready if you are hungry.” She told me.

“Ok. Aren’t you going to ask why I had a bath with my cat?” I said.

“No.” She said then closed the door.

“I’m starting to get annoyed with her attitude towards me.” I said as I finished toweling off. After drying Kitty, I opened the door and went down the stairs to the kitchen, with Kitty following close behind. When we reached the kitchen I saw Twilight had made a few sandwiches, some salad, and even some meat for Barb. “Hey, is Barb up?” I asked.

“She’ll be down in a few minutes.” Twilight said, as she got 3 plates ready.

“Great.” I said as I got out a plate and put it on the floor and poured some milk into it. “There you go Kitty.”

Barb finally came down, and yawned before she sat down, just as Twilight set her plate in front of her. Barb then saw Kitty. “What's with the cat?” She asked.

“She’s mine. Her name is Kitty Beaumont Bouchet, but I mostly just call her Kitty.” I said.

“Well with her size, we're gonna have to pay a fortune on kitty litter.” Barb said.

“Nah, she’s toilet trained.” I said as I took a seat.

“How in tartarus do you train a cat how to use a toilet?” Barb asked.

“It wasn’t easy. Trust me.” I said. Then Kitty came over and began rubbing up against me, and I began petting her. “So how’d you sleep?” I asked.

“Pretty well.” She told me.

“Great… sorry for putting a sedative into your cupcakes, I had to make sure nothing disastrous happened today involving Applejack, a herd of cattle, sleep deprivation, food poisoning, rabbits, and stubbornness.” I explained.

“O-k.” Barb said confused.

“I see the future, and believe me, I can see some weird shit coming up!” I said as I felt a shiver go down my spine.

“What kind of weird stuff?” Asked Barb.

“If I told you, your head would probably explode.” I told her, making her shiver. “So, Twilight, when’s lunch?” I asked.

“Right here.” She said as she brought over the two plates, one she placed in front of me, and the other she placed in front of herself, on my plate were two sandwiches with deli meat and cheese, while in front of her were sandwiches with daisies and lettuce.

“Thanks Twilight.” I said as I got a napkin and put it on my lap and began eating. “Mmm, oh these are good!” I moaned as I ate.

“It's cockatrice meat.” She said.

“So, it’s basically chicken breast.” I deadpanned.

“I guess.” She said with a shrug.

“Whatever, it tastes good though.” I said as I continued eating.

“Glad you liked it, it's actually my first time trying to cook meat.” She told me.

“K.” I said.

After we ate, we all decided to sit in the living room to relax and digest. I was sitting on the couch with Kitty resting on my lap, and Barb sitting next to me. Twilight sat in a chair as she leivated a book with her magic, and started reading. “So……. Now what?” I said.

“I dont know.” Said Twilight.

“Well I need something to do, otherwise I’m gonna be driving you nuts.” I said.

“How about you apologize for drugging every pony.” She suggested.

“Yeah…. That’s not happening.” I said as I pet my cat.

“Then get a hobby.” She said.

“Hmmm.” I said in thought as I rubbed my chin. “Alright, I’ll look through the library and find something.” I got up and began browsing through the books. “Let’s see…….. bird houses, clothing, romance novels, politics, bird watching, sex positions, supernatural herbs and remedies, hmmmm….. scale modeling? This looks interesting.” I said as I took out the scale modeling book and flipped through it. “I’ll give this a try.” I said then went back to browsing. “Oh look, one of mine.” I said as I pulled out a book I wrote on advanced technology. “Twilight this is in the wrong place, this isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”

“It's something many scientists have tried to replicate only for it to end in disaster so why would it be marked as fact?” She asked.

“Because I wrote it. If I write a book, and pass it off as science fiction, it’s just so I don’t get treated like a fool. Here, give it a look.” I said, sending it to her with magic. “If you pay close attention to the writing, you might be able to make something awesome! In the meantime, I’m going to look at this scale modeling book.” I said as I sat on the couch and looked through the book. She picked it up before she started reading. “That book explains how to make clean energy by collecting magic from the air, if you want we could make the first prototype together and bring Ponyville into a golden age of technology.” I said.

“Hmm, I'll think about it.” She said.

“K.” I said as I looked through the book I was reading.

I continued reading until I memorized the entire book. I put the book away and went over to Twilight and tapped her on the shoulder. “Do you need something?” She asked, looking up from the book.

“Can I borrow the basement for a few days? I would like to try scale modeling as a hobby, would that be ok?” I asked as I sat next to her.

“Sure.” She told me.

“Thanks!” I said as I went back to browsing for books. I found a few other books on scale modeling along with a few books on bonsai trees, botany, clouds, and geography. I read through each book carefully and started getting ideas for what to make. I started thinking of the movie Beetlejuice, and thought of the miniature town in the attic. ‘Hmm…. That could work.’

I headed down to the basement and found an area where I could start. I marked the area and headed upstairs to get my cybertronian body and went back down to start making the model. However, before I could do anything, a portal opened up and sucked me in.