Follyamory

Luna squeaked in a very not-princess-like manner. She shoved them to the sides with her magic, quickly seating herself back on the grass and wondering how much of that Cadance had seen. She was too nervous to look back and wasn’t sure how close she’d gotten.

The guards got the picture and moved several feet away. Luna then turned, her face blushed red even through her dark fur. She took a heavy breath. Spear actually smiled a little when he heard Cadance’s voice, though for some reason Thrust’s face tightened with anger.

Cadance had had very interesting dreams as well. It angered Luna, and she had almost confronted her in the dream while Cadance encouraged dream-Shining to make love to the dream-Luna, but it wasn’t quite so easy to take action against other royalty. Granted, that floozy had lewd dreams about everyone she knew; even foals and her friends’ household pets. Luna couldn’t imagine what it was like to be so addicted to lewd behavior, and Luna had eventually just avoided her dreams.

But now Cadance showed up at the most inconvenient moment, when Luna was in heat and her albeit formidable willpower at its weakest, a fact Cadance would know. Was it innocent that they randomly came to this pond so late, apparently having snuck past the guards she posted, or did Cadance have criminal intent? It was odd for her to be about the castle so late without her husband.

Even if Luna had been pretending for the sake of a power-trip, flirting with the guards had riled her up and her hormones were getting in the way of coherent thought. Luna hoped Cadance hadn’t heard her last words to the guards. Cadance’s first greeting had sounded distant enough that she might have still been in the trees and just calling for her, maybe she didn’t see anything nefarious at all. For the time being, she waited to see.

“We- I-“ Luna stuttered. “Greetings, Princess Cadance. How may I be of service at this late hour?”

“You didn’t have to push them away, auntie,” Cadance giggled , “We’ve all had sexy snuggle-time with guards.” Calling it ‘snuggle time’ offered hope that perhaps she hadn’t realized more.

Cadance moved across from Luna and her toys, or both their toys according to the rumors. The guards seated themselves in a similar manner several hooves away. Spear and Thrust looked even more nervous, pushing their hind legs more tightly together. Even if they believed she was actually about to allow their filthy penises to touch her insides, they’d know that she wouldn’t hesitate to dismiss them to save face if Cadance pointed out their boners.

“I do not know what you speak,” Luna said in an attempt at regality. but her voice shivered, frazzled by the sudden intrusion.

This had turned from an incredible power trip to an awkward moment very quickly. She hoped that Cadance would take her tone as a hint and leave it at that rather than poking a stick at the situation.. Luna tried to think of some other conversation to bring up since they weren’t leaving, but honestly didn’t like Cadance enough to think of anything to talk about. Interacting with this floozy was irritating enough in the best of situations, but she’d never gotten to speak her mind due to royal etiquette.

She was sure if Celestia had realized how Cadance would treat her body, that she would have never promoted her to alicorn. Luna hated Cadance intensely because of the disrespect she showed for the great gift she’d been given, and had to strain to stay cordial with her face-to-face. It was one of the reasons Luna opposed going in that direction with Twilight; she didn’t want to see another pony misuse their status and degrade their immortal body with lowly sexual activity.

“Seriously, cuddle away,” Cadance sounded good-natured for the moment. “I don’t want to think we messed up your... meditation.”

“Of course,” Luna relented, realizing she shouldn’t be too evasive lest Cadance suspect more than she did. “Gleaming Spear, Dark Thrust, return to your previous location to… guard me as I meditate.”

The soldiers looked awkward rather than happy. They had been more comfortable at a distance after having been caught in the act. This was even more humiliating for Luna though, since if it ended here, they’d forever believe she had really been about to have sex with them and not just dismiss them with extreme prejudice. It was made worse the longer this interruption went on.

The stallions had unfocused eyes, high from her scent as they moved back to her sides, though now she was as stiff-bodied as they were. They used their tails to hide their meat from Cadance, but were obvious in the process.

As odd as it was, Luna was glad that Shining wasn’t here, else she’d have to deal with the potential of him having an erection too. While he’d always been decent in front of them while working at the palace, Cadance was a bad influence. Luna was so baffled that such an honorable soldier ended up with an ungrateful mare like Cadance.

“So did you choose guards with those names on purpose or subconsciously?” asked Cadance.

“I never choose guards for their name,” Luna explained. “I in fact did not know their full names until they were chosen.”

Luna considered if such a question might hint at Cadance’s intent. Of course the love princess would have picked that out regardless of having a plan or not, so it was still unclear. She hoped this was just the usual buzzing Cadance did, like an annoying fly that Luna wasn’t allowed to swat due to public appearances.

“Oh?” asked Cadance, “How did you pick them out?”

“Because of skill and loyalty,” Luna lied.

The guards looked proud at the statement, but Luna immediately realized that it was a bad lie. These guards were clearly not of sufficient rank to be chosen as a private escort to an elder princess while she was in heat, and their erections in her presence betrayed their brashness.

“Tsk, tsk, you can never lie to me, Auntie,” Cadance giggled, “You picked them because they have nice cocks, didn’t you. I glimpsed you bending over for them and offering yourself. Did I interrupt what would have been you losing the virginity of two holes at once?” She giggled. “I mean not that I blame you, I fucked them both on my wedding night after all.”

The guards swallowed nervously on either side of Luna, Spear grinning slightly with a little pride at that, though Thrust just looked even more angry than before. Cadance had a wrong guess about the penis logic, but it was clear she’d seen more than Luna wanted her to. All the same, the fact that they both had extreme endowments made it hard to deny even if it wasn’t true. They probably put poor Shining to shame, so it should have been no surprise that Cadance’s whore eyes focused there.

“Cadance, you should not say such things!” Luna raised her voice. ”To accuse a royal sister of using such logic in choosing her guards, much less offering herself to them… it is disrespectful, if not sacreligious.”

“Then why do they have erections?” Cadance smirked. “You sprung this duty on them so they wouldn’t have time to take a potion to keep them from getting hard around a princess in heat, I’m betting. Did you intend to blackmail them? LIke… fuck you or you’d have them dismissed for their boners.” She giggled like a filly in sex ed class.

When Cadance said it that way, the guards' pride beamed even brighter, even the angrier one, despite them not being able to make eye contact with anypony. This was getting worse and worse; now they probably thought she specifically brought them out here to have sex with. Luna sighed at the realization that they would want to brag about this, even if few of their buds would believe them.

“Spear, Thrust,” Luna addressed them with a serious tone. “You will not use this as bragging rights or anything related to such. You are never to speak of this misunderstanding. Understand?”

“Understood, Princess,” they said together, but looked like their hearts broke.

To have such a thing to brag about and not be allowed to do so... it was a small victory for her to torment them just a little. With Cadance having seen that, Luna could no longer get away with firing them without this disgusting pink thot putting two and two together. As disgraceful as the love princess was, she’d probably take offense to the idea of using an offer of sex as an excuse to dismiss guards she didn’t favor.

Luna was glad it hadn’t been more than the usual though. Cadance still hadn’t done anything atypical for herself, as her private conversations with the other princesses often slid in a lewd direction whether they wanted them to or not.

“So still going to put out for them?” chuckled Cadance. “I wouldn’t mind watching, to be honest. Otherwise, I might get you a coffee mug that says ‘Equestria’s Biggest Cock Tease’.”

Luna felt her ears steam as they flattened back, even more so when the guards perked up their ears and looked at Luna with baited breath, awaiting her response and hoping for an affirmative. The perverts probably had visions of swapping Luna and Cadance back and forth now in their head.

Luna wanted to set them right, but how was she to do that? She couldn’t just explain that she wasn’t going to have sex with them, that she was actually making them give her a reason to have them castrated in revenge for dreams they had about her. It was absurd that the Princess of the Night had to come up with excuses for being cruel to perverts.

“I would not torment my subjects, but retain that I was not going to breed with them,” Luna growled between clenched teeth. “You have merely misunderstood the situation. If they have erections, it is because of their flagrant disregard for sacred law and they will be punished.”

Both guards grunted in emotional pain, their ears going back now. Luna had to admit their distress made her feel good.

“Maybe I should invite my hubby over,” Cadance purred. “Would you punish him for a boner?”

“It would be up to you to punish your husband’s illicit behavior,” Luna scoffed, having an increasingly hard time maintaining decorum around Cadance. “Though I doubt an immoral wife that can’t even be faithful to him on your wedding night would do as much.”

“Oh, somepony’s been listening to the rumor mill,” Cadance giggled, but then her voice took on a peevish tone. “Immoral though? Let’s talk about ‘immoral’, Princess.”

Cadance reached her magic up into a nearby tree. She plucked a device that had been placed there that Luna hadn’t seen before. Casting a spell on it, it began to play back a video projection onto the water at the edge of the pond.

Luna froze in place, a chill running down her spine as she realized it’d been a recording device that had captured everything. As Cadance fast forwarded through it, she paused briefly at the most incriminating bits, like Luna grasping their balls, cumulating when she literally presenting herself to them for sex. There was no context to give any indication that she wasn’t going to lay with them.

“Cadance…” Luna gasped, her own horn lighting up and shutting it off, but Cadance teleported the device away before Luna could do more to it.

“Listen to me, very closely, cock tease,” Cadance’s voice lost it’s casual tone as she smirked hard, speaking now like Luna was her subject. “If you aren’t very careful, that video will be sent to every newspaper in Equestria tomorrow morning. Pictures of you bending over for your guards will be front page news. Your sister will be ashamed of you, and the public will lose all the meager faith they’d regained in you after your actions as Nightmare Moon.”

“Holy horse apples…” Spear gasped. Both his and Thrust’s eyes were very wide once again, though Spears with more of a grin.

“Look, we don’t want any trouble,” begged Thrust, sounding like he might tear up. “I’ve had enough trouble in my life, please.”

“Oh, you two are in the opposite of trouble,” Cadance chuckled, but then returned to a serious tone with Luna. “This isn’t the first time you’ve done this, yes, Aunty? In fact, since you’ve returned, you’ve had a dozen soldiers dismissed, four castrated, and one mare’s womb scooped out for offending you sexually, while Celestia has only dismissed one quietly in the same amount of time.”

“I-I am simply more desirable than-” Luna started.

“Oh stop,” Cadance rolled her eyes. “Even your biggest fans wouldn’t argue that you’re hotter than your big sister, not with that ass of hers.”

“Pardon me?!” Luna growled.

“Is this how you do it?” Cadance asked. “Is this how you trick guards into getting their bits lopped off in shame?”

The guards remained silent, but Luna could see it in their eyes when they put it together. Their muzzles dropped open and they stepped away from Luna, going so far as to cover their bits that she had been plotting to have removed.

Cadance looked back and forth between Spear and Thrust. “What do you think of that? Had I not arrived, you’d both be getting dragged to the castration chambers right now. No one would have questioned the punishment, not with your two’s… history.”

Luna’s whole body went frigid, gritting her teeth until it hurt, but could say nothing in response. The two guards looked at her in fear and disbelief, slowly edging further from her, both from nervousness at the conversation and the fact that she was becoming a lot warmer to the touch from her shame and anger.

The two guards wouldn’t have known the exact stats, since they were new to Canterlot and guard dismissals didn’t make news anywhere but here. They could easily look up and confirm what Cadance said though, and now Luna’s actions would be as plain as day to them. While spreading this could be contained as it would be their word against a princess’s, video proof from another princess complicated matters.

This would be even more scandalous than if she’d just had sex with them. The families of the guards she dismissed, which had largely disowned them for their perverted actions, would want restitution, the ponies would start believing what before seemed like outrageous statements from the previous ones she accused. In fact, just about anyone could accuse her of anything and be believed at that point; this could get out of hoof fast.

“B-but we won’t get in trouble now, right?” Spear asked hopefully. “Unlike this other loser, I’m a married stallion, and I don’t think my husband wants me dickless.”

“I hate you so much,” growled Thrust at Spear. “All of you, I hate all of you.”

“Why stop with just not getting into trouble?” Cadance’s grin widened to beyond evil. “You’ve got a nigh-goddess at your whim, you could do anything to her and she can’t dare punish you.” She looked back to Luna. “Because if you leave or refuse anything, that video…”

“You will not,” Luna shook her head, trying to stand strong, but was shaking violently. She turned to them, making one more attempt to intimidate them into silence. “Would you really risk the ire of a goddess that could smite you in an instant?”

“Would ‘smiting’ them help your case when I release the video?” Cadance asked

Had Cadance been planning this? Luna’s muscles stiffened, clenched in impotent rage, but she could do nothing. Cadance wasn’t even pretending at this point, not even bothering to put on that innocent face she normally did in public. Her peering was outright lewd, licking her lips as she looked at Luna.

“You know,” Cadance said. “You offered two entries to your guards, but you actually have three, yes? Perhaps I could call my husband over and you could lose all three virginities at once.”

“I have a vow!” Luna’s eyes gleamed. She glared hard at the guards when they slid closer again, and they moved back. “Stop looking at me like a pansexual in a well-stocked kitchen!”

“That’s not what that means,” Cadance snickered, then looked at the guards again. “Don’t be scared of her. She can’t do anything to you now, she doesn’t dare. I know you don’t mind forcing it Purps, and Blue… you must be pretty lonely without your ex-partner.”

“Well you know I’m up for it,” Spear chuckled and scratched his head, blushing slightly.

“I guess I wouldn’t dare say no, not after the last time,” sighed Thrust.

She had pet names for them? And clearly the rumors of their involvement with her were true. How disgusting. If they weren’t so clearly oblivious, Luna would suspect they all planned this together.

“You dare suggest that they lay with me, and your own husband as well?” Luna shook her head. “No, what you suggest is outright rape! Have you sank so far?”.

“I know what it is,” Cadance purred. “But you might thank me later when you realize how amazing dicks feel inside you. How can you possibly believe that alicorns bodies are supposed to be celebate when we have such intense heats? I have a nigh unending heat because I’ve actually made use of mine.”

“I will not believe any such thing, regardless of how you have me violated,” Luna growled. “I am disgusted by the parts of a male, and would never wish them inside me.”

“Ah, so a militant dyke,” smirked Cadance. “That explains some things. Not that there’s anything wrong with dykes, since I’ve eaten my share of pussy, but the militant part might bother your subjects.”

“I do not wish to engage in disgusting behavior with anyone,” Luna reiterated. “Of any gender or kind, the very thought of it disgusts me. I will not be used for somepony’s pleasure!”

“But you don’t have a choice,” Cadance growled, raising her voice uncharacteristically. “So this whole discussion is moot. Like you said, I’m not asking you. I’m having you gangraped.”

“And what if I am impregnated?” Luna asked. “I will not be able to hide that I have had sex if I am impregnated. Magical spells to prevent fertility would not work on me, so do you have condoms?” She hoped to at least save her the humiliation of having their bare skin against her insides.

“You can have it scraped out and no one will know,” shrugged Cadance.

Luna knew Cadance was easy, but this show of her true self was stunning. She looked back and forth between the guards again, who remained quiet, now seated as if to see where this went, but neither bothering to hide their erections. They looked near to passing out at getting such a chance at one of the ultimate forbidden fruits of Equestria.

“You disgust me, Cadance,” Luna was now blatantly honest. “And you always have. You are a thankless harlot that routinely desecrates the great gift you were given. Why do you think Celestia never took your training further after you became an alicorn? You might have taken our place as ruler of Equestria one day if you hadn’t been such a disappointing slut. And now you ask me to abort a foal as a form of birth control? Can you sink any lower?”

“Yes, I can,” smirked Cadance. “Auntie Luna, try to keep up. You. Have. No. Choice. I’m going to call my husband, who is going to fuck and impregnate your pussy, and your two guards are going to ram your other holes. Purps gets first choice, because he’s hotter and knows how to not have his spouse dump him.”

Thrust grunted quietly but didn’t complain outright.

“And why is he not already with you?” asked Luna. “I doubt Shining Armor is as much of a pervert as you have assumed.”

“Oh, I know he’s not, and that’s why he’s not here yet,” Cadance said. “But that’s the beauty, because if you don’t want this to get out, you’re going to pretend to like it. When I call him over, you’re going to act like you’re doing this of your own free will. You’re going to dirty talk, and we’re going to put on a show where you beg him to knock you up. Understand?”

This kept getting worse. It was tempting to tell Shining what was up as soon as he got here, but that video...

“Wow…” Thrust blinked.

“I know, right?” Cadance smirked, seeming to intentionally misunderstand the reason why that stunned the guards. “I know it’d be easy just to make Shining like it, but I’ve decided to challenge myself. I want to see if I can slowly work him into being as okay with rape as I am without using any more magic on him. You should always challenge yourself, right? Like I challenged myself to get Luna to fuck without using my magic on her, and succeeded.”

This was unbelievable. Her mind riddled with fury, Luna still tried to think of a way out of this, and a way out of aborting her own foal. If all else failed, maybe she could go into seclusion when she started showing and donate it anonymously to an orphanage when it was born.

“So you are determined to force me into breaking my sacred vow,” Luna looked at the ground, frustrated at her own helplessness. “By having me raped. I would attempt to rattle your guilt for how you treat your husband as well, if I didn’t believe you to be a sociopath.”

“Enough!” Cadance responded, even more loudly. “No more waiting. We start now, and if I see you show how little you’re enjoying it, if Shining figures out that you didn’t want it before I tell him, I reserve the right to say you didn’t hold your end of the bargain.”

“Fine…” Luna sighed after a long pause. She dried the tears from her eyes, sniffling. All her great power, and she was as helpless as a foal left in traffic. Even if she destroyed the recorder Cadance had, it had no doubt already copied elsewhere remotely. “But let me ask: Are you also going to go after my sister?”

“Yes,” Cadance said. “I realize she won’t be the easy target you are, but you will assist us in any way you can and provide any information we need. Do we have an understanding?”

“We do, monster,” Luna shivered with blind rage, drowning her system so much that she barely noticed her heat anymore. She wanted to find a way to warn Celestia, but she had to walk a line to keep her own reputation from being ruined. Perhaps she could just trust Celestia not to make the same mistakes she did, and Cadance had admitted she couldn’t magically force it by not doing so with Luna.

“Good,” said Cadance. “Because despite what you think of me, and despite that I’m going to have you defiled, I am not one you want to fuck with figuratively.”

Luna knew she was sincere, since Cadance said it in a completely non-seductive tone. It seemed out of place.

“Now, I’m going to go get my husband,” continued Cadance, slowly drifting back into her normal tone, strangely kind given what she was saying. “And when I get back, you are going to order the three stallions to fuck you. Make it both forceful and convincing, rape-ish even.”

Luna looked away, silently, trying to control her tears. Her whole body burned with shame and anger.

“And you two?” Cadance spoke to the guards, who had been silent. “You can be the first dicks to ravage and defile two of the most sacred holes in Equestria. Given how sturdy alicorns are, which my dear cucker-love Purps definitely knows, you can rape her as savagely as you want with no fear of repercussions. Not just now, but with what you have over her, she’s yours for the taking any time you wish, any hole you wish. So...” Her voice became more seductive again as she spoke. “You ready to make the goddess of the Moon your slut?”

“Fuck yeah...” Spear drooled out the words.

“Hey, I’m not saying no,” Thrust chuckled, lightening up a bit towards Cadance. “I have nothing to lose and a hot goddess’s hole to gain…”

“That’s the spirit,” Cadance smirked, and disappeared in a flash of teleportation magic.