The Story Of Magical Equestria Man

Equestria Man after video taping the fillies and coincedently masturbating to them making out, he started to ask the fillies questions about their most embarassing moments in life.

"I once looked into my vagina to see what it looked like" said Applebloom.

"I used to have both a penis and a vagina but then I got my dick amputated" said Scootaloo.

"Me I have no embarrasing secrets, well except that one time I fantasized having sex with my sister..." said Sweetie Belle.

"Well girls those are some interesting secrets you have! Can you repeat that in the tape recorder?" said Equestria Man as he held up the recorder near their voices. They then repeated everything they said while they were still under his magical control.

"Great! now let's play a game! Whoever sucks on the vibrating dildo first gets to eat!" he said while he pulled out a dildo that was making a reh reh reh reh sound.

"Oh boy!" said the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Equestria Man threw the dildo on the ground and watched as the Cutie Mark Crusaders then started to fight for the dildo. Each punching each other and hurting each other furiously until only one survived the fight and got the dildo, it was Scootaloo. Scootaloo started sucking on the dildo hoping to find something to eat since she hasn't eaten all day like the rest of the C.M.C.

"There is no food coming out of this dildo, what am I going to eat?" said Scootaloo as she asked the Equestria Man how she was going to get food.

"Thats easy! I prepared a meal for you! it's called dick meat sandwitch!" said Equestria Man as he pulled out his cock.

The author had refused to write this... this... and will now kill himself.