The Story Of Magical Equestria Man

Equestria Man savior, hero, mega flying douchebag. Bit by a radioactive pony while visiting Ponyville, he acquired the ability to become a super charged flying horse with super powers! The ability to fly like a pegasi! The ability to run faster than the fastest earth pony! Finally the magical arts of the unicorns!. He's Equestria Man the hero of Ponyville!

Equestria Man flies through the sky and see's the Cutie Mark Crusaders sitting down all depressed near some trees. He flies down and lands on the ground near the C.M.C. and their little eye's bright up.

"Hey Equestria Man, how you doin" said Applebloom.

"I am fine Applebloom! what seems to be the problem?" said Equestria Man as valiantly as possible.

"We've been looking for our cutie marks, doing odd things over and over and still don't have them" said Scootaloo as she slouched on the ground.

"I have a solution! why don't you fillies come over my home and I will make you honorary sidekicks!" said Equestria Man.

"Really!" the C.M.C. said together.

"Thats right! now come along before anyone see's us together" said Equestria Man unsuspisciously.

"Okay!" said the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Equestria Man then grabbed the three fillies and flew to his fortress of homietude in the dessert. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were exuberated by this occurence especially Scootaloo who felt like she was flying. The four landed near the fortress, it was a giant construct made out of what it seemed to be onyx and cobalt.

"Wowee, I never thought I would see the day that I get to go in the fortress of homietude!" said Applebloom as she stared upon the large building.

"Lets go inside!" said Magical Equestria Man excitedly.

The door to the complex was massive and the key holes seemed to be openings for one of each part of each race of pony. Equestria Man slid his horn, wings and then hoofs into each crevice and the door loudly creaked open.

The cutie mark crusader's wowed at the opening of the door and wowed even more when they saw the entrance of the place. The entirety of the inside was just crystal and metal all over, it seemed as if he lived in a Onyx cave.

"Cool, hey Equestria Man how do we become your sidekicks?" said Sweetie Belle as she studied the entirety of the homietude.

"Thats easy! all you have to do is clean my home it's that simple! and you might get your Cutie Marks in the process!" said Equestria Man with absolute joy.

"Really! come on girls lets clean up!" said Applebloom as her eye's sparkled.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders went to the closet and got cleaning supplies and started to clean Equestria Man's homietude. From the living room to the spacious entrance, they cleaned it all as fast as possible. Meanwhile, Equestria Man got some beer and watched Television on his onyx couch. Then the Cutie Mark Crusaders were finished.

"Hey Equestria Man were done with the homietude, we didn't get our cutie marks but, can we be sidekicks now?" said Scootaloo exhausted.

Equestria Man was half asleep watching T.V. but then he awoke with a loud grunt and then said "Wuh, wut... Oh yea! right um, sure but, you still need to do something else for me..." said Equestria Man as he laid on his couch.

"What do we have to do...?" said Sweetie Belle.

"Go to my living room and lay on my bed I'll be with you three shortly..." said Equestria Man while shifting position on his couch.

The three fillies then went to his bedroom and layed on his bed as ordered to ensure that they become sidekicks for the awesome Equestria Man.

"Hey Applebloom what do you think is the point of getting in his bedroom?" said Scootaloo.

"I don't know but if we want to be sidekicks and probably get our Cutie Marks then what choice do we have?" said Applebloom as she layed on the bed.

"This doesn't feel right... I think we should leave..." said Sweetie Belle as she stood on the bed.

In came Equestria Man through the door, but it seemed he changed into his super pajamas and he also had a camera on his hoof.

"Hey girls! let me put this camera on the stand and then we can start" said Equestria Man. The Cutie Mark Crusaders soon realised that something was not right, they looked at each other and then looked at Equestria Man who was setting up the camera.

"We need to get out of here!" whispered Scootaloo towards the other C.M.C.

"Um Equestria Man?, how does this have to do with us becoming sidekicks?" said Applebloom as she got out of the bed.

"Oh uh... Its your... Initiation! yah!" said Equestria Man as he fiddled with the camera stand to set it "just right".

Equestria Man then clicked the Camera on the handle and said "All done". He turned around towards the C.M.C. and noticed them staring at him awkardly

"Hey girls were all friends here" said Equestria Man as he positioned the camera towards the bed.

"Now I want you fillies to make out" said Equestria Man as nicely as possible.

"What!? No! what the heck were out of here!" said Applebloom realizing what was going on.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders ran from the bed and started for the door but before they could open it and escape, Equestria Man used his unicorn magic to lift them up and throw them back on the bed.

"Your going to make out and your going to like it" said Equestria Man as his voice grew angrily.

Then with even more unicorn magic, Equestria Man made the Cutie Mark Crusaders hypnotized causing them to start making out and kissing each other on the neck.

"Yes, yes this is what I am talking about! You three are now my honorary sidekicks!" said Equestria Man as he video taped the Cutie Mark Crusaders kissing on each other.

to be continued...