Anon invents a rake and places it in the middle of Ponyville.
Ponies keep slamming themselves against it

This story was generated by the help of OpenAI with their 'playground' feature. More than 80% of this story was generated by the AI — I'm currently testing out some of its capabilities, so I'm sorry for the atrocious English.
I plan to use OpenAI's programming interface for other uses in the future :)

Here was the prompt I gave it:
Generate me a story where Anon puts a rake in the middle of Ponyville, and ponies keep accidentally slamming themselves against it.
The AI quickly loses track of any sort of meaning a few hundred words in, so I had to keep guiding it on some sort of correct track.