“Nee-heehee!” Cozy giggled, giddily gliding through the halls, holding a paper bag with a massive grin on her face, flying over the other students until a voice calling out her name stopped her dead in her tracks.

“Hey! Cozy!”

There was a brief moment of panic on Cozy’s face before she slipped back into a more innocent-looking smile as she turned around. “Oh, hiya there Starlight! Is there something that lil’ ol’ me can do for you?”

“I’m just wondering where you were headed off to,” Starlight said, already squinting her eyes in suspicion.

“Oh, I’m just going to meet a friend of mine!” Cozy answered, putting on her most saccharine smile.

Starlight slowly tilted her head. “Riiiight...Well, the other students have been telling me that they’ve seen you sneaking around the place. I don’t wanna believe that you’re up to something, but…”

“Who, me?” Cozy began fluttering her eyelashes, slowly trying to tuck her bag away underneath her wing. “Do you really think that I’d be planning something baaaad?”

Starlight silently looked at Cozy with a raise of her eyebrows.

“...Alright, fair enough.” Cozy’s act dropped just for a second of pure honesty. “But I really am just going to meet a friend today, though!”

Starlight’s attention switched over from Cozy’s face to her wing. “What’s in the bag?”

“My lunch.”

“It’s 2:05.”

“I had a late breakfast.”

“...Where are you meeting your friend at?”

“What are you, a cop? I’m not doing anything wrong by meeting with my friend, am I?”

Starlight sighed. “No, I guess not. Alright, you can go. Just don’t get into any trouble, okay?”

Cozy instantly perked back up. “Alrighty! I’ll do my best!” she grinned as she turned back around, rolling her eyes and scowling once she was walking away from Starlight.

The pegasus reached her destination back in front of the dorms, meeting up with her friend.

“So what’s your big plan?” Chrysalis asked sarcastically. “I doubt anything your brain could think of would ever topple the willpower of a changeling.”

Cozy showed off the paper bag, taking out a marker and writing “FOR OCELLUS” on it. With a sinister grin, she unlocked the door and threw it inside, locking it back up.

“...What’s that going to do?”

“You’ll see.”

A couple hours later, Ocellus returned to her room, ready to finally relax after a long day. She immediately noticed the paper bag lying in the middle of the room apparently addressed to her. She looked inside the bag, only finding a DVD case inside.

Curious, Ocellus took a closer look. The cover was a dark creature with a bright flash of light obscuring its head. The title of the film was apparently called “The Thing”. She turned the box over to look at the description, but it had been obscured by some sort of mysterious stain.

“...Huh…” Ocellus shrugged. Maybe Yona left this as a gift for her or something. She opened up the case and put the disc in her TV, sitting down on Yona’s bunk bed to watch.

Cozy and Chrysalis were watching from outside the window, making sure they were out of view of Ocellus.

“What’d you do?”

“Shh shh shh! It’s starting.”

The television screen started to flicker. With the opening scene set in a snow-covered tundra.

Chrysalis’s jaw dropped, recognizing the scene instantly. “You fucking didn’t.”

Cozy silently rubbed her hooves together, grinning in delight.

Ocellus was confused, but kept watching. The film started out relatively slow, but gradually upped the tension with each passing scene. The changeling soon found herself gripped by the story with each minute that passed, especially by the eponymous Thing in question.

Every scene that starred it captivated the changeling. She was unable to look away every time it was on screen, especially when it began its transformations.

“I...still don’t get what the appeal of this is.” Cozy frowned, realizing that what they were doing essentially boiled down to watching a movie from afar. “I’m like, pretty sure this is supposed to be a horror movie.”

“Then you’re an uncultured fool,” Chrysalis scoffed, already starting to salivate at the corners of her mouth. “But one day you might understand.”

“I really hope I don’t…”

Ocellus was transfixed on the screen. As the creature kept transforming and the movie’s tension kept growing, she felt her heart pounding in her chest, so much so that she could hear it in her ears. Her own hooves started to trail lower and lower.

“Ooh, the good part’s starting!” Cozy finally snapped to attention.

“Ohhh, we were already at the good part…” Chrysalis moaned, already starting to rub and pleasure herself.

“Ugh…”

Without her realizing it, Ocellus’s hooves had moved down to her crotch, slowly spreading her hooves apart and teasing her vulva.

“I can’t believe you’ve done this,” Chrysalis shook her head in disbelief. “I’d be furious at you if this wasn’t so hot...”

The more Ocellus watched, the more she subconsciously indulged in self-pleasure. Her slow rub got faster as the movie went on, which only increased in intensity every time the creature was on screen.

Cozy was ecstatic her plan was working, but with the moaning changeling queen next to her, she was starting to have a few regrets.

Ocellus finally realized what she had been doing with her hooves, letting out a gasp and a moan. “Oh...oh no…!” Even with this awareness, she couldn’t stop looking away from the screen or rubbing her pussy.

“It’s happeniiiiiing!” Cozy grinned.

“I...I can’t stop! Oh my gosh! Aaaah!” Ocellus’s face was flush with a heavy blush. Her breath became shaky as she let out a loud scream, eyes still glued to the screen.

The cart at Twilight’s castle got one firework lighter as the light blue one shot into the air, turning into an explosion displaying Ocellus’s hard blush, deep stare, and drooling smile in cinematic-quality levels of lust.

Thorax tilted his head up to watch the fireworks, starting to blush himself. “Ahh...yeah, that’d do it...Wait.” He quickly rushed off to his bedroom in a panic.

Smolder looked up towards the skies, pumping her fists in the air. “HOOYAH! I knew she’d pull it off! Revenge, sucker!”

As Chrysalis basked in her own little afterglow, Cozy Glow started celebrating. “Ha! That’s another one! And as gross as it was, you’d be out, too!” she laughed, poking the changeling’s nose with her hoof. “That means I win! In your FACE!”

“Nnf...I feel like that’s a hollow victory,” Chrysalis grumbled, biting her lip. “I tried seducing them, you just dropped something in their path.”

“All I’m hearing is bitter talk coming from a LOSER!”

“At least my methods actually took effort,” Chrysalis scoffed.

“I made the effort to steal those boxes of sex stuff and get that stupid movie in my hooves!”

“...That’s a good point, where’d you even get the DVD?”

“Pff, like I don’t know that you keep a copy by your bedside,” Cozy scoffed.

“Wh-You broke into my home?!”

“What, like it’s hard?”

Author's Note

“Tirek would never do this to me.”

“Tirek would never even do you.”

I'm assuming this is confusing for literally every one of you reading.

A friend of mine has this headcanon that John Carpenter's The Thing is the ultimate porno for changelings. I know that this is just weird as hell for everyone else, but that's for the friend that's helped encourage me get this whole thing done in the first place.