To get out of a ticket for mouthing off to a cop, a human agrees to enter a 'diversion program.' It's supposed to teach conflict resolution skills and 'friendship.'

Turns out, it's a VR game set in Equestria. Or is it?

Some details have been "edited" away from any real life inspiration, to protect the innocent and the guilty alike.

(This story might qualify as a canon Optimalverse (FiO) story, because CelestAI has a good reason to at least temporarily welcome her guest into an "Equestria Girls" themed setting.)

This story is an entry in LoveandEdify's "Y/N x Main 6 Shipping Contest."